tonyg042785: ARE YOU MORMON? residentevil34: YES tonyg042785: ALR tonyg042785: ALRIGHT. tonyg042785: SO WHY THE BOOK OF MORMON? residentevil34: YOU HAVE QUESTIONS? residentevil34: THAT IS WHAT GOD HANDED DOWN TO US! tonyg042785: NO GOD HANDED DOWN THE BIBLE. THE BOOK OF MORMON IS AN ADD ON. residentevil34: THAT GOD HANDED DOWN tonyg042785: NO, THE BIBLE WOULD HAVE SAID. "PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT ADDITION TO THIS BOOK" IF THERE WAS TO BE ANOTHER FROM HIM. tonyg042785: DID HE? NOE tonyg042785: NO residentevil34: SINNER. residentevil34: PASTOR JIMMY SAYS YOU ARE THE KIND THAT NEED THE MOST HELP! tonyg042785: EXCUSE ME? residentevil34: HE SAY YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH CHINESE WATER TORTURE! residentevil34: SO COME ON DOWN TO MY HOUSE. tonyg042785: NO, MORMONS NEED HELP. residentevil34: NO, YOU GOSH-DANGED HEATHENS NEED HELP! residentevil34: MAYBE ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY.... tonyg042785: NO, IM NOT A HEATHEN, I AM A CHRISTIAN JESUS FREAK. tonyg042785: THANK YOU VERY MUCH residentevil34: SO? MORMONS ARE BETTER THEN CHRISTIANS! residentevil34: WE GO DOOR TO DOOR AND ANNOY PEOPLE! residentevil34: MAYBE IF WE TEAR OFF EACH OF YOUR FINGERNAILS YOU WOULD FIND GOD. residentevil34: YOU MUST FREE YOURSELF FROM SIN! tonyg042785: YOU MORMONS NEED TO GET OVER YOURSELVES AND START FOCUSING ON THE TRUTH AND NOT LIES AND ENOUGH WITH THE GOSH DANG SECRETS OF THE TEMPLE THAT ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TOLD. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. MY UNCLE WAS MARRIED IN THE TEMPLE AND THEN FOUND THE TRUTH AND TOLD US EVERYTHING THAT HAD WENT ON IN THAT TEMPLE AND HE SAID IT WAS EVIL AND TOTALLY NOT THE TRUTH SO TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? residentevil34: LIES! residentevil34: YOUR UNCLE IS EVIL AND SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES! tonyg042785: NO YOUR A LIAR AND YOUR WHOLE RELIGION IS FALSE. MY UNCLE WOULD NOT LIE tonyg042785: YOU LIE AND YOUR EVIL. YOU BASTARD. residentevil34: EXCUSE ME? residentevil34: I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT LANGUAGE. residentevil34: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. residentevil34: WE SHALL MEET AT SUNRISE. tonyg042785: DEAL WITH IT JACK ASS. residentevil34: YOU ARE NO CHRISTIAN! residentevil34: YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE GAY EPISCOPALIANS. residentevil34: BEING GAY IS AN ABOMINATION TO GOD! residentevil34: WHY DO YOU MOCK HIM SO? tonyg042785: NO IM CHRISTIAN, I JUST WONT TOLERATE BEING TREATED LIKE CRAP BY A STUPID GOTHIC FREAK WHO ENJOYS TEARING OFF NAILS AND DROWNING PEOPLE AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU GOTHIC FREAKS DO. tonyg042785: SEE YA JERK residentevil34: I AM A MORMON! residentevil34: YOU ARE THE FREAK! tonyg042785: YEAH IM SOO SURE. residentevil34: GAY! tonyg042785: BITCH tonyg042785: SEE YA. residentevil34: YOU ARE NO CHRISTIAN! residentevil34: CHRISTIANS WOULD NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE. tonyg042785: I SAID GOODBYE. DUMASS tonyg042785: BYE residentevil34: GOSH-DANGIT! tonyg042785: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH tonyg042785: SCARY YOU GOTH FREAK residentevil34: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL DUMB RIGHT, DUMB-DUMB! tonyg042785: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO CAST A SPELL ON ME? residentevil34: HOW? YOU BELIEVE IN WITCHERY? tonyg042785: DUM DUM DUM I DONT CAR. residentevil34: WITCH! tonyg042785: NO IM BEING SARCASTIC YOU FREAK. residentevil34: BURN IN HECK! tonyg042785: RIGHTY residentevil34: NO-Y residentevil34: SINNER. tonyg042785: BITCH tonyg042785: SEE YA LATER MOTHER FUCKER. residentevil34: DO NOT CURSE SO residentevil34: EVERY TIME YOU CUSS BABY JESUS CRIES! tonyg042785: SHUT UP. residentevil34: NO! YOU WILL NOT SILENCE MY VOICE! residentevil34: HEATHEN!