csking66: ok
residentevil34: My girlfriend left me for another woman
csking66: i'm sorry to hear that
residentevil34: Yeah, and whats worse is she stole my dog and she left me for my cousin.
residentevil34: But I know just what I'll do.
residentevil34: I'll fix her.
csking66: head you bring seeing her long
residentevil34: heh heh heh heh.
residentevil34: I have been seeing her for 2 years now.
residentevil34: But I know how I will get her back.
residentevil34: I'll burn down her house, then she will have to come back to me!
csking66: i don't know what to tell you
residentevil34: Would burning down her house bring her back?
csking66: no don't do that
residentevil34: Fire will bring her back. I better go get some gasoline.
residentevil34: Then her house will burn and she will come back to me.
residentevil34: MUWAHAHAHAHA!
csking66: don't you do that
residentevil34: Why not? If her house burns she comes back.
csking66: that not what the LORD would what you to do
residentevil34: But yes, now if the time to go get some gas so her house will burn, then she will learn not to leave me for my cousing.
residentevil34: HOW COULD SHE?
residentevil34: The Lord? Where was the lord when she ranaway and turned into a lesbian with my cousin?
csking66: your cousin in wamon
csking66: lady
residentevil34: Yes, my cousin is a woman and my ex-girlfriend whose house will be burned down will come back to me!
residentevil34: It all makes perfect sense.
residentevil34: Thank you for making me decide to burn her house down, you have been a great help, I shall burn her house down right this minute.
csking66: no that would not happen
residentevil34: What will not happen?
csking66: i told not to do that
residentevil34: Shall I burn down her house?
residentevil34: I think it is a good idea. Now stop trying to prolong the inevidible.
csking66: do you what to go to jail
csking66: no
residentevil34: thank you my friend, her house shall be burnt down and she will love me again, fire will bring her back indeed.