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| Exbitch exists to accomplish the following goals: Give Bk a good laugh. Give residentevil34 a good laugh To ban Harry Potter Let's do the asswarp again! To educate people about the love of Heyzus Christ To help christians convert to other religions. |
| The real story behind Halloween 10-06-04 Halloween is really a satanic pagan holiday where witches and satanists go from house to house dressed up as Ronald Reagan to take our children for sacrifices that is what halloween is all about if you participate in this satanic holiday then you are going to hell if you give into the children satanists by giving them candy you are going to hell. If you do not frequent this site on a daily basis and kiss my ass you are going to hell. And if you go under the name Jimmy Valdez and write horrible things about my vagina you are definitely going to hell. But I'm straying from my point, Halloween is an evil holiday that focuses on satan. Parents allow their children to dress like Harry Potter and it's blasphemy. I am disgusted by this, my kids ask "Mommy, why can't we go trick or treating?" Then I tell them "Silence you blasphemous little heathen, now go into your prayer linen closet and pray satan away! Or I'll pray him away for you!" I know it's tough love but if I don't do it they might grow up to think for themself and thats just crazy talk. No kid of mine is going to think for themself while I'm around. |