kocholo4: hello
residentevil34: HAI!
residentevil34: ASL!
kocholo4: 20/f/usa
kocholo4: you?
residentevil34: Me what?
kocholo4: asl?
residentevil34: Asl indeed!
kocholo4: ok
kocholo4: so how's it goin?
residentevil34: BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA SHAKKA LAKKA
kocholo4: i assume that is'e goin good
residentevil34: BOOM?
residentevil34: SHAKKA
residentevil34: SHAKKA LAKKA?
residentevil34: SHAKKA LAKKA?
kocholo4: yes, that is a song isn't it?
kocholo4: so you are happy huh?
residentevil34: NO!
residentevil34: IT IS A DIALECT OF MY NATIVE LAND
kocholo4: what is your native land?
residentevil34: LAST NIGHT A LITTLE DANCER CAME DANCING TO MY DOOR, LAST NIGHT A LITTLE ANGEL CAME PUMPING ON THE FLOOR. SHE SAID COME ON BABY I GOT A LICENSE FOR LOVE.
residentevil34: AND IF IT EXPIRES.
residentevil34: PRAY HELL FROM ABOVE!
residentevil34: IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR! SHE CRIES MORE MORE MORE!
residentevil34: WITH A REBEL YELL SHE CRIES MORE MORE MORE!
residentevil34: I am from the land where you still hear the cries.
residentevil34: I've got to get up, got to sever all ties.
residentevil34: Six inches forward and five inches back.
residentevil34: I got a
residentevil34: I got an angry inch.
kocholo4: okay
residentevil34: Damn straight its okay.
residentevil34: don't be disrespectin me boy.
residentevil34: I'll beat you with a sack of valencia oranges.
residentevil34: It'll show you whoose boss and won't leave a bruise.
residentevil34: I'm not sure that's right bing crosby.
residentevil34: You givin' me lip boy?
residentevil34: Don't make me take this here belt off.
kocholo4: i'm not a boy you know
residentevil34: You are now.
residentevil34: You're name is Timmy
residentevil34: No go Timmy, go and become a man.
kocholo4: i like the name Billy better
residentevil34: Well.
residentevil34: I don't give a rat's ass timmy.
kocholo4: what's your name?
residentevil34: Captain Cornelius J Hornswaggler III Sr.
kocholo4: how can you be the III if you made it up?
kocholo4: nevermind
kocholo4: it's a fine name
residentevil34: MY FRIENDS GOT A GIRLFRIEND MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH, HE TELLS ME EVERYDAY, HE SAYS MAN I REALLY GOT TO LOSE MY CHICK IN THE WORST KIND OF WAY. SHE SITS ON HER ASS, HE WORKS HIS HANDS TO THE BONE TO GIVE HER MONEY EVERY PAY DAY, BUT SHE WANTS MORE DENIRO JUST TO STAY AT HOME.
residentevil34: AND THAT WHY MY FRIEND YOU GOT TO SAY.
residentevil34: NO WAY , A NO WAY AND NA NA WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?
residentevil34: I MAKE NO THINGS UP.
residentevil34: I AM CAPTAIN CORNELIUS J HORNSWAGGLER, PROTECTOR OF MEXICO AND LEADER OF IT'S PEOPLES.
residentevil34: DO NOT DEFY ME OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO RIP YOU ASUNDER.
kocholo4: you are whoever you say you are
residentevil34: YOU ARE THE ONE THAT I ADORE.
residentevil34: YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY WHORE
residentevil34: YOUR THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD.
residentevil34: AND THE CHILD TO MY HEART.
residentevil34: WE MUST NEVER BE APART.
residentevil34: WE MUST NEVER BE APART.
residentevil34: WILL YOU FATHER MY CHILDREN YOUNG TIMMY?
kocholo4: i'm not so found of children
residentevil34: YOU CAN'T FIND THE CHILDREN?
residentevil34: MY GOD WOMAN.
residentevil34: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?
residentevil34: GO OUT AND FIND THEM OR IT'LL BE YOUR ASS.
residentevil34: NOW.
residentevil34: GOD DAMMIT.
residentevil34: DON'T GIVE ME NO BACK TALK.
residentevil34: OR IT'S BACK TO RUSSIA WITH YOU.
residentevil34: COMMIE.
kocholo4: i am a bad speller
kocholo4: just so you know
residentevil34: YET YOU STILL SMELL OF THE FORBIDDEN GRUNDEL OF LOVE?
kocholo4: grundel?
residentevil34: YES YOU MADAM ARE A GRUNDEL
kocholo4: what is a grundel?
residentevil34: YOU ARE.
residentevil34: IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS.
residentevil34: GRUNDEL.
kocholo4: are you one as well?
residentevil34: I AM FROM THE LAND WHERE MEN MAY HAVE ONLY ONE GRUNDEL.
residentevil34: NAY.
residentevil34: I AM NOT THE GRUNDEL SEEKERS OF OLD.
residentevil34: I AM BUT A MAN.
kocholo4: okay
residentevil34: A MAN NAMED CAPTAIN CORNELIUS J HORNSWAGGLER LEADER TO THE MAN AGAINST A PLANET FULL OF TALKING DAMN DIRTY APES.
kocholo4: oh
residentevil34: HELP THE HUMAN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE.
residentevil34: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DIRTY APE.
residentevil34: HE CAN TALK
residentevil34: HE CAN TALK
residentevil34: DR. ZAIUS DR. ZAIUS.
kocholo4: yes, i know the scene
residentevil34: OOH HELP ME DR ZAIUS.
residentevil34: DR. ZAIUS, DR. ZAIUS.
kocholo4: how bout Dr. Zoidberg instead?
residentevil34: NAY!
residentevil34: HE IS A CLOWN OF THE ASS.
residentevil34: AS ARE YOU TIMMY.
residentevil34: ICH BIN INE BERLINEAR!
kocholo4: i'm not timmy
residentevil34: YOU ARE NOW.
residentevil34: TIMMY.
kocholo4: why?
residentevil34: JENNY JENNY, WHO CAN I TURN TO?
residentevil34: YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN HOLD ONTO.
residentevil34: I KNOW YOU THINK I'M LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE.
residentevil34: WHO SAW YOUR NAME AND NUMBER ON THE WALL.
kocholo4: i want to choose my own name. the one's you pick are lame
residentevil34: JENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER.
residentevil34: I GOT TO MAKE YOU MINE.
residentevil34: JENNY DON'T CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
residentevil34: 867-5309
residentevil34: OKAY YOUR NEW NAME IS TOMMY TUTONE ii
kocholo4: that's lame too. you're not good at naming people
residentevil34: SURE I AM.
residentevil34: GRUNDEL B. OSMOSIS.
residentevil34: THE B STANDS FOR BUTT!
residentevil34: HA HA!
residentevil34: BUTT!
residentevil34: I'M SO FUNNY
residentevil34: FUNNY FUNNY ME
kocholo4: yes, hilarious
residentevil34: STOP
residentevil34: DROP
residentevil34: SHUT'EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP.
residentevil34: OH NO
residentevil34: THAT'S HOW RUFF RIDERS ROLL.
kocholo4: so you are verymuch into books and movies huh
residentevil34: STOP
residentevil34: DROP
residentevil34: SHUT'EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
residentevil34: OH NO
residentevil34: THAT'S HOW RUFF RIDERS ROLL
kocholo4: yes okay
residentevil34: NO.
kocholo4: i know the song
residentevil34: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
residentevil34: THAT IS MY SONG!
residentevil34: JALEEL WHITE STOLE IT FROM ME!
residentevil34: GIVE A DOG A BONE.
kocholo4: congrats on the sucess it's had
residentevil34: LEAVE A DOG ALONE
residentevil34: LET A DOG ROAM.
residentevil34: HE'LL FIND HIS WAY HOME.
kocholo4: yes okay
residentevil34: DAMN RIGHT IT'S OKAY
residentevil34: I'M AN MC.
kocholo4: do you ever calm down any?
residentevil34: MY BAND'S THE LEE MAJORS
residentevil34: PUT US ON THE BILL
residentevil34: AND BOY YOU HIT PAY DIRT
residentevil34: WHEN I'M ON THE MIC THE GIRLIES WANNA FLIZZART
residentevil34: BUT I TELL'EM CHILL LIKE A DQ BLIZZARD.
residentevil34: I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
residentevil34: LIKE ADOBE PHOTOSHOP I GET UP ON THE MIC AND YOU KNOW I WON'T FUCKING STOP.
kocholo4: like photoshop?
residentevil34: EXACTLY LIKE PHOTOSHOP
kocholo4: that doesn't make sence
residentevil34: NIGGAS WANNA TRY
residentevil34: NIGGAS WANNA LIE
residentevil34: YOU NIGGAS WONDER WHY
residentevil34: YOU NIGGAS WANNA DIE
kocholo4: are you capable of a more structured conversation?
residentevil34: HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN YOURSELF A STRANGER?
kocholo4: what do you mean?
residentevil34: A STRANGER
kocholo4: how do you give yourself a stranger?
kocholo4: i don't understand
residentevil34: A STRANGER
residentevil34: ITS WHEN YOU SIT ON YOUR HAND UNTIL IT FALLS ASLEEP AND BEAT OFF.
residentevil34: WELL I MUST GO
kocholo4: no, i have never given myself a stranger
residentevil34: THE CAT IS BURNING AND THE FECES IN MY PANTS IS STARTING TO SMELL
kocholo4: ok
residentevil34: GOOD DAY MADAM
kocholo4: goodluck with that
kocholo4: yes, good day to you too
kocholo4: sir
residentevil34: I'M CAPTAIN CORNELIUS J HORNSWAGGLER LEADER OF THE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY BEATING HELPLESS OLD PEOPLE WITH DILDOES UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP CLUB
residentevil34: I'M NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT.
residentevil34: I'M ALSO A MEMBER.
kocholo4: yes okay
kocholo4: i'll remember