Confucius 2001 say

Passionate kiss is like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of  fly.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Sexy underwear not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

 

Confucius 2001 say

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

Confucius 2001 say

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

 

Confucius 2001 say

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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