August 10, 2006

If you noticed that the site suddenly looks prettier, DAMN RIGHT IT DOES! And if you didn't notice, I pretty much hate you because somehow it took me a long time to change about two things. A reallllly long time. The biggest difference is probably the updated news archive...so if you are looking for news from a different month/year, scroll down and find it in the archive. Why would you want to look at old news? I don't know. But I updated it anyway, haters!! PS: If you stare at the front page for too long, you might just have a seizure. Don't say I didn't warn you.

August 7, 2006

The following flier contains info on Newvale's next show. GO SEE IT! C'mon, I know you're not doing anything, anyway. (Yeah, I know you.)

August 6, 2006

OK! I know what you're thinking...I finally got off my lazy ass and updated this site again. Well...yeah, pretty much. And I have yet another musician for you! If you haven't already, you should definitely check out Brian's brother Derek Ireland's myspace. Even if you aren't a member of myspace because it's stupid *cough* ('scuse me), you can still view the site and listen to/download his songs, which I highly recommend doing. I'm sure that you'll be a fan soon enough. And for the people pissed off because I made fun of myspace, save it for the tagboard, yo. That's it!

August 1, 2006

HEY to...whoever still comes to this website! Are you sitting all alone crying to yourself still listening to that SC album from at least a year ago anticipating new tour dates? Well, wait no longer; I've got something for you! NO, it's not a new tour schedule. But, if you're bored and have nothing to do, go see the new movie John Tucker Must Die starring William Tell's ex-girlfriend, Brittany Snow. WOW. I just found news by tracing an actress back to a guy who USED to be in Something Corporate! Damn, I am good at this, folks! AND, call now and you can receive information on Reuben Hernandez's new band Newvale! WHAT? Another guy who used to be in Something Corporate? Stop, Katie, you're too good at this. (In other words, there is no SC news). Well, folks, I tried!