1:32 PM: Apparently in Hot Topic, "fishnet" means "Sports mesh" because what I saw was not "fishnet". However, in Hot Topic, one can be "goth" and not care what the "posers" think be"cause" they "are" "pos"ing and man, they hate preps. Preps are like, oh my gawd, they like suck, you know?! The exit is getting farther away. Another salesrep is accosting me. Help.
POIOMOP: Playing "Penis In The Toaster!".
1:34 PM: Finally out of the store. Colours are now... brighter. Children are now... happier. Birds songs are... sweeter. My bladder is... about to explode from that 2L bottle of Sunkist Orange my sister dared me to chug before it half exploded from the pressure build up. That fucking fatass is still watching me from behind a rack of vinyl corsets. Fuck this place.
POIOMOP: Seeing how many increasingly larger ballbearings I can fit in various orfaces in my body before finally orgasming from one strategically placed bearing.
I had never been in a Hot Topic before, and now, after seeing their bland, uninteresting line of mainline stream crap, I don't want to. I had never before been pissed off as I had been in there (by Pudgy McPudge) but since a 7 year old started crying when I bent down and growled at him in German it was all good. Plus some 70 year old guy really liked my bondage pants.
Really liked them.
Day = win.