PRETZEL CAMPAIGN!
(SMD: Snackfood for the Moron's Demise)
JOIN US IN A UNIQUE PUBLIC STATEMENT, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN (and hopefully, will never be needed, again).
MAIL "DUBYA" A PRETZEL
YES - SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT IT MEANS. BUT - IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS (And the Distinct Possibility that One of these mail-in's may just 'finish the job')
Here's the address:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
It's OK to take the appropriate writing instrument and inscribe your SMD contribution with "G.W. Bush". Perhaps note on the outside of the envelope:
"This one's got yer name on it."
HELP WANTED!
If anyone can offer a prize to the lucky respondent who's pretzel "picks up where the original left off", they will, no doubt, go down in history (or should).