| SPOG FLOODED BY UNEXPECTED TIDAL WAVE Innocent citizen blasted for another's crime |
| The well-loved salmon colored halls were dripping water this evening after a misguided attempt at revenge by neighbour Justin. Directly after a loud game of penis in the orange room, Justin appeared in the doorway with a monstrous water gun and blasted citizen Chris. Says an anonymous onlooker, "I couldn't believe it! That was crazy!" |
| Sources report that Justin believed Chris to be the culprit behind a slew of unsolicited 'penis' remarks on his whiteboard - Chris, however, was innocent. Rushing to the aid of their wronged comrade, the citizens of Spog armed themselves with snowballs from Betsy's handy snow cone maker to revenge themselves on Justin, but when |
| proved to have fled the scene of the crime the mission quickly turned into a good-natured water fight between the vengeance seekers. The carpet and several people remain sopping wet. |
| 10-19-00 |
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