| Once again, the citizens of Spog fled Mudd-Blaisdell to escape the incessant buzzing of our beloved fire alarm. Surprisingly perhaps to those who locked the building's fire doors, if not to those evacuating, no fire was apparent in either dorm. I mean really. Luckily the alarm was shut off after just over an hour, leaving the previous three-hour fire |
| FIRE ALARM CRIES WOLF Citizens flee from buzzing - one more time |
| alarm record intact for the evening. Spog members refused to be inconvenienced, however, intelligently choosing to take the time to eat dinner or to ignore the blasting alarm and go about their business behind closed doors. President Betsy Mork, who won her office in an uncontested race earlier this year, worried that Spog |
| citizens might ignore the alarm in the event of a real fire because of the recurring mishaps, but citizens were quick to point out that they could remain in the shower which, being tile, could survive even the total destruction of the dorm. Clearly, we are prepared for a disaster of the highest magnitude. |
| 10-21-00 |