1. Keep Representin' GC Cuz You Know We're Representin' You
2.I Love Making Out
3.Once I ripped Joel's nipple off .....and piered Paul's buttcheeks together
4.You know who else likes making out ? Sum 41 , I know from first hand experience .....Or my friend does .....
5.1 sperm....1 egg ........2 babies !
6.I go to take a drink of my uh , apple juice and uh as I'm , you know , drinking it , i realize that everyones laughing and is , it's kinda warm .
7.Our car is weighed down by crazy hos
8.I sell out every day , I say give me 5 dollars and i'll kiss you
9.We grew up so f*cking poor . We were slums , hoodlems , troublemakers .It gives you a really bad look on life. I hated everything . Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time , but it won't do any good . If you pull the positive points out about something , you will enjoy life alot more.
10.Joel worked there first , and he was like , Dude , this is an awesome job , I get to shampoo hot girls hair all day . So I was like , I'm there .
11.I get all the hoes
12.Stop watching them make out !
13.I have a confession to make : I love making out .It's fun and innocent , And besides you can't get pregnant from making out .
14.My a$$ smells like Joel .
15.I'm agoraphobic ..........I just want someone to love me .
16.That's surprising that I smell good seeing that I havn't showered in.........3 weeks .
17.Yea on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid . He was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain . And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing When You Wish Upon A Star .
18.If ur not pregnant, I want you going home pregnant
19.That's funny. We were just talking about sex.
20.That perfornance really moved me...i gotta go now.
21.Awwww. Thanks, you get a hug for that.
22.(During "Seasons") I'm really feelin' those lighters (Like Fred Durst in the song "Outside") *Silence*
Oh, come on that was supposed to be funny!
23.This one time Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her and pretend I was him , and she said no then she said "This isn't Joel is it?" and I said "No, it's Benj"
24.I can disappear watch .::gets up and leaves::.
25.I'm the self pro-claimed leader of the band
26. INTERVIEWER : Can you dance ?
Benji : I can freak
27.I'm gonna go...walk...into traffic
28.INTERVIEWER : With all your piercings, have you gotten your 'Prince Albert' done ?
Benji : ahhahahahaha....(innocently)..Who's 'Prince Albert'?
29. Benji : For me ?
Person : If you sqeeze it, it sings the twilight zone song
Benji : Come here you get a hug!
30.Corruption? What's that? No we havn't corrupted each other
31.Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and it's the bacon that gets the gals! No wait it's the other way around!
32.Joel your gloves suck!
33.Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place
34.You cursed the radio (to Joel)
35.My last name is Rock n' Roll, actually my last name is scum (say it REALLY slow)
MORE TO COME ............