About Me                            
Many people have been emailing the Report 2K news center with questions about the X-Box and the Gamecube.  Most of our readers want to know which one to buy.  We have prepared the following summary of the advantages and disadvantages of both systems.

Replace this image with one of your own. Just double click to edit.
GAME CUBE
Built by a company with limited multi platform experience.

Only renders at 64 bit.

Designed by homosexuals.

Game Cube sounds like Gay Pube.

Costs too much money and can't play DVD's

Looks like a box for cock rings or something else gay.
Microsoft is the only way to go.  Everything else is awaste of your time.
Links:
Yahoo!
Yahoo! Games
Yahoo! Photos
Yahoo! Greetings
X BOX
SO BUY THE X BOX BECAUSE THE GAME CUBE IS DUMB.  YOU ONLY NEED TO BUY THINGS FROM MICROSOFT.  EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS.  AND IS GAY.
Developed by Microsoft, the industry leader in everything electronic.

Microsoft invented cross platform programming.

Microsoft has over 42 years experience with computers, compare that to Nintendo's 2 years.

The X-Box is the only system that can play DVD's.

No one even remotely homosexual has ever come in contact with the X-Box at any level of it's manufacturing and marketing.
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1