This is a report 2k emergancy bulletin. If you are using Scalable Vector Graphics 1.0 you are in danger. As many already know, SVG is intented to compete against Macromedia Flash. What you may not know is that SVG uses your own computer to send your personal information to a special laboratory in Virginia where mad scientists are secretly developing a special virus that causes people to become homosexual. As everyone knows, homosexuality is a gentic defect. These scientists have isolated the genome responsible for this disease and have created a retro virus that causes normal people to become stricken with homosexuality. When you run SVG 1.0, your credit cards and bank account numbers are sent to the evil fag researchers who use your money to fund their back door buggery.
Your best bet is to run Microsoft Front Page express, as it is far superior to SVG 1.0. DO NOT BE FOOLED! |