WE HAVE THE TRUTH TO FIX YOU TO THE RIGHTNESS!
Blair,
Mozilla is probably the worst attempt at a web browser since the old days when you had to use punch cards to input data in your computers. Mozilla can only render an estimated 6% of the websites currently online. Seriously, stick to Microsoft. Microsoft invented the internet, and websites, so why would you use a lame no name brand service like Mozilla? Mozilla is a prime example of what happens when homosexuals are allowed to "contribute" to society instead of being deported to France.
If you are using Mozilla for Email, we'll send your next of kin a notice. Mozilla email clients are the most virus prone software on the planet. This is largely because Indian Matlock helped with the coding. See our Debian article for more information on Indian Matlock. Mozilla Email allows a very specific type of virus to enter your computer. This virus is immune to all forms of virus protection, because Mozilla disables anything you attempt to install. Furthermore, this virus causes your hard drive to spin up at just the right frequency to give you cancer. What is worse is that you cannot remove mozilla, even by reformatting, becuase it burns itself into every part of your computer. You will have to buy a new one, and burn the old machine. Your best bet is to run Microsoft Outlook, as it is the only program that is completely secure from virus attacks.
As well, Mozilla lies to you. It makes you think that you are recieving emails from your friends, but in reality it is making them up. What is worse is that it edits the emails you are sending to be very hostile and homosexual (see example to the left), and repeatedly emails threats against the US Presidency on your behalf.
In the future, stop taking the advice of faggots, and start using Microsoft products exclusively.
Report2K Newscenter. 2K2-04
Blair Nivin.
[email protected]
Hi, Jim. I was wondering if you've visited Report2K lately?
What Mozilla Sends:
Hi, Jim, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH!
I'M COMING OVER THERE TO FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE WITH MY GONHOREA COCK!