Many people have emailed the report 2k news centers asking us what language will dominate the earth.
First, let's start with the history of language. There are three languages on earth, those are english, italian, and not english. Most languages aren't acutally languages, but gibbberish disquised as language. There is no such thing as french. Back in 1426, a flaming homosexual named Lesorass de Faug, who was upset with King George II's anti anal laws decided to make up a bunch of code words for being gay. That's why "I'm french" is modern street slang for telling someone that you are homesexually attracted to them. Telling someone that you speak french means that you are really good at being gay. There is aslo not english. The not english languages were not created by gaylords, but by retards. Italian is the only other real language on earth, but it is mostly spoken by really mean and dumb mobsters that try to hurt other people. They are also not gay, but they will kill you worse than aids.
In the future, everyone who is not gay or retarded will be speaking english. All the wrong people will slowly die out because they won't be able to ask for basic goods and services, because they only speak gibberish. The italians will all kill each other.
So everyone should speak english, because that is for smart people. |
