140MIPS
32bit dual GFX procs
200MB/sec bus
-you guessed it: built by homosexuals.
Draining your power
Raping your ass.
The dreamcast is perhaps the only machine out there that makes the Gamecube look desirable. That includes those machines the doctors use to powerwash earwax out of you ghead. THE DREAM CAST SUCKSVERY BADLY. It has only 140MIPS to deal with which means that it has collisions in the rtam and makdes you games freeze and sux. DREAM CAST RIPS DINK!
-WinWarrior Jay
The underlying problem with the sega dreamcast is that the firmwarewas coded by none other than Indian Matlock. The same man responsible for such cyber travisties as Debian Linnux and Mozilla. Indian Matlock wrote thefirmware to use most ofthe secondary GFXPU to loop gay subliminal messagesaccros your television. AS well, the SFX unit in the dreamcast tries to turn you gay aswell. If you need proof, simply put in any dreamcast game (has to be a legit copy,no pirate warez) and reverse the red and white audio wires coming out of the unit. That means to plug the red (right) jack into the left input on your tv andvice verasa. Listen carefully, you will here the secret fag messages. All this processing power being wasted on buggery leaveas little gameplay power left. If there's any consolation, it's inthe fact that the games all suck and no one wants to play themanyways.
Everyone here at the report2k news center reminds you not to buy thingsfrom homosexuals.
Wipe your ass daily because certain types of homosexuals are attracted to the smell of feces.