Albert fired his partner and released his apple in the supermarkets and put them beside the other apples and lots of homos bought them and were tricked but they didn't know they were tricked.
But Albert Fagalot went broke in 1987 because most of the supermarkets were selling his apples for 49 cents a pound just like the other apples.
Albert went and hid in seattle because he was so ashamed of being broke. But, Albert went back to work and invented a new apple, he made a macintosh apple that he could place back into the super market. This time, Albert was smart enough to charge more for this apple than the other ones. He sold this apple for 300 dollars a pound. At first, no one bought it because the other macintoshes were only 49 cents per pound, and the Golden Delicous apples were generally on sale for 39 cents.
Meanwhile, some very smart people were marketing their computers as personal computers and selling them in the hardware stores and people were buying them and learning to use them and becoming smarter. These computers were raised by a man named Bill who had a brain that was 6% larger than most other peoples brains. The people that were selling the personal computers were also making puerto ricans grow them because of two reasons. First, the puerto ricans ancestors built the first computers (that is why Personal Computer and Puerto Rican share the same initials), and puerto ricans are not homosexual.
However, Albert was not going to give up just because a man with a bigger brain and a small army of puerto ricans told him he sucked. Albert began a massive advertising campaign, which consisted largely of using scat pornograpghy to shock people into submission for his fagot hypnosis.
Eventually, people began to realize that the cheaper apples made poor word procesors, and they started buying Albert's Macintoshes. This result in many foolish homosexuals chiping their teeth on the hard skin of Albert's macintoshes. Also, Albert's apples did not taste very good. People began to sue.
Albert Fagalot went broke again in 1997 and then he died from aids.