Webmaster’s Note:

Originally I wanted to entitle this article with Celebs looking like shit instead of horrifying. Well, I didn’t change the name of the article title in order to be politically correct. Instead, I just thought that the word shit is used to often these days. As a result, I went with the word horrifying. Enjoy the articles (even though the headline does have shit in it).

Look Horrifying

Today, all we see are pictures of celebrities looking they’re best. The real question : How can they look so beautiful…so perfect? The answer involves great deception by the Hollywood industry and the celebrities themselves.
Many actresses try to look so young that they deceive most people of their age. On this one show, “ER” I just found out that one of the actresses just had her 40th birthday. She looked as if she was a young “thirty-something.”
While clicking through the remote, I passed by “Entertainment Tonight” (ET). You know that show that talks about all the celebrities lives and their careers. There’s this one segment that’s showed about how beauty truly exists in Hollywood. According to one makeup artist, the average female celebrity needs at least 2 hrs. and a half of makeup just to get ready for a public appearance. The best paparazzi pictures (even though I am against them) come when they catch celebs not ready for their close-up, with all the wrinkles and blubber galore…No wonder make-up takes so long.
While watching an episode of strange-love, Bridgette Nielsen (some 40-50 year old, whose only really famous in Europe and just got famous in the States for the “Surreal Life” reality TV program) was sleeping with Flavor Flav (google him). Anyways, the camera got a glimpse of her waking up from her sleep. That was a sight…I thought I had just seen the face of an 80 yr. old grandma…No wait it was Bridgette. (See how harmful makeup really is to your skin, kids).
In an episode of “48 Hours Investigates”, actress Jamie Lynn Curtis said that she was going to retire from acting. Ms. Curtis has not lost her love of acting anymore. The real reason she’s retiring…She can’t stand what’s going on to women in the Hollywood industry. The majority of pictures have been “photo-touched” in order to get rid of any imperfections in the body. She noticed that one of her pictures for a magazine spread had been “photo-touched” dramatically by getting rid of all her stomach fat. She did another spread for another magazine in which there was no “photo-touching” involved in which all of her wrinkles and fat cells were showing. However, Jamie-Lynn Curtis took great pride in taking these pictures that revealed her true-self (and for that I emphatically applaud her efforts by being the exception to the norm).

Are Stupid

Guess What…Paris Hilton is in the news again for doing something stupid. (Am I supposed to be shocked by this?) Anyways, someone stole Paris’s Hilton’s cell phone with all the phone numbers and e-mails of many famous celebrities. It sucks to be Paris's Hilton friend right now.

Read this link to the Paris Hilton article: Paris Hilton Article

Why would you even let Paris Hilton walk around with your personal information? She cares more about her chihuahua than anything else. Her dog makes more money in a year (with the clothes and special treatment towards the chihuahua) than one small African country can make in a whole year. Sad, yet it's the truth.