2.. In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
3.. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
4.. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
5.. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
6.. Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
7.. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
8.. It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
9.. Strangers have the best candy.
10.. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
11.. Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.
12.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
13.. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back!
14.. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
15.. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
16.. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
17.. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
18.. Never drink water - if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to
your stomach.
19.. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement
anyway.
20.. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me
21.. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
22.. A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
23.. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
24.. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
25.. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving
door.
26.. Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
27.. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
28.. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to
live with.
29.. ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
30.. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I
couldn't care less.
31.. Whoever said money can�t buy happiness doesn�t know where to shop.*