My Theory on Life My Theory on Life Life is such a general term. To be alive you must: have cells, reproduce, and grow. Ok. So? The biggest question in life is why. You can ask why after anything, and some people annoy you by doing so. But why is it annoying? Because eventually you run out of answers. If you keep going, the last answer is for pleasure. Why? No one is sure. Pleasure and pain are the only things we live for. Why? Good question. It is one that no one has been able to answer. This brings me to my theory on life. Life is pointless.
Life is a big game, one in which no one ever wins. There is only one way to win, and that is to survive. To be alive is to be in the game. If your alive, you're playing. The problem with this game is that no one wins. No one can win. Everyone dies. It's unstoppable, unavoidable. So I ask you this: Why play the game if there's no way to win?
You might be wondering... is this guy crazy? This guy for real? Is he suicidal? The answer to all is yes. I can't explain the way I think, it's just that I think there is no point in living, and sometimes that gets to me so much that I just... don't care.
To prove my theory on life, I have another theory: There is no random. There is no chance, no probability, no luck. It is all mathimatical calculations too advanced for any human mind to comprehend, or understand... when a coin is flipped, a die is rolled, or a card is drawn, by all means you should know what the outcome is. A coin, the simple coin, can be easily flipped by the flick of the fingers. As it wildly turns in the air, it goes up. Someone calls," Tails!" and it lands on the ground, as everyone waits wide-eyed, starring at the moving coin. It's heads... sorry. Well, you should have known that. The equation for it is fairly simple for the average physics major. It's the force of the flip, air risistance, distanced travled, and time taken, all rolled into one. Like I said... simple. Dice follow the same basic equation with a few modifications. Also, a spinner is just the force of the spin minus the friction on the spinner. Well, then you should be able to predict what it lands on, right?
Cards are quite simple. Every card is were it is, and no amount of shuffling, cutting, or stacking is going to change that. Guess what, it's called counting cards. Now if your smart, your thinking... but what if we have no idea what the cards are in the first place? But it doesn't matter what card you choose, because it's always going to be the same card that is at that place that you choose. Get it? Well now your probably saying to yourself, "Self, but doesn't the human mind choose at random?" The answer is no. Your brain is controled by your genes, and so little elecrtic signals tell you what to choose, so no... it's not random. In simple terms it's like a computer. Most people would say that computers are capable of true randomness. This is false. If you know anything about basic programing, then you know that random is actually randomized timer. Then amount of time a computer or device is on dictates what number comes up. This is very close to random, probably as close as you can get, but it still isn't, because there is no random, it doesn't exsist.
So now that I've confused you, your wondering how randomness connects to life and my theory on it. Well, life is pointless, right? Well random gives life point. Random makes games, games make fun, fun is the point of life. So, since I just proved to you that there is no random, I've also proved that life has no point.
All forces are dictated by something, and there isn't anything we can do to stop it. It's dictating me writing this as much as it dictates you reading it. And, if you decide to stop reading, or do anything else, it was already decided by the forces of nature that you are going to. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there are "forces of nature", or anything that controls your future, I'm just saying that your going to do what your going to do because of electric pulses from you brain telling you to do so.
Everything you do is just one big reaction. In fact, everything in life is just a reaction of something else. So where did it all start? No one knows. Where will it end? No one knows, but I'm guessing it's when there are no more reactions to anything. So why did this reaction occur? It serves no purpose. Life is pointless.
So life is just one big mathematical equation. A gigantic equation that has forces, variables (not random), additions, and subtractions. So life is math? Well I always thought math was pointless, explains why. Hmm... Math... go figure.
There's no point in living. You can't tell me one good reason why I am stuck in this world, because there is none. The only thing in life worth living for is love, but love causes pain. Why not save yourself the pain? Ah hell, we're here anyway. Play the game as best you can, why not?
I think that to survive, we must not ask why, but why not. Why not surves us a greater purpose. Great advancements come from people taking risks and making mistakes. Why asks if there is a purpose, and life's answer is no. Why not asks if there's anything wrong in what your doing. Again, the answer is no. This allows us to move on and do things.
Every six seconds a man thinks of sex. Every six seconds a woman gets raped... One two three four five sex... oops...
People are stupid. They will believe anything. My 9th grade engish teacher proved to me and my whole class (even though I was the only one who relized it) that god doesn't exsist. We were learning about greek mythology. She said to us, after a long explination of the greek gods, "I hope you guys realize that these are not real. They were created only to explain things that people back then couldn't explain." Well ding dong retard! What do you think your god is? A supior being who created the earth? HA!
Another days passes. I don't know why. It all seems so pointless. There's no reason for me to be here. It's not like I have a hard life. If anything I'm making it harder on myself. It makes life interesting. Its not smart, but I realize it only sometimes.
Why am I me? Whatever made me concious in this body? Why am I seeing what I am and not of the perspective of others? I can't help to wonder if I am the sole being who matters. There are two explainations for this. One, I am nothing, just an insignifigant mind in the midst of billions, not really special in any way. The other, is me being me, my mind being the only one I see, as a supior being. Does the world revolve around me? Probably not. You might think me full of myself for thinking this, but I don't think it's true any more than you do. That is, of course, if you had any signifigant meaning in my world. Cause you don't. I'm the only one that matters. ... No... it's just a thought.
Ever wondered why so many guys love lesbians? How can we stand to see two women going at it? I have the answer. Everyone gets arosed by sex, watching or having. When watching, us straight guys love to see naked women. Sometimes that's not enough. We need to see them having sex. We love watching them have sex. What we don't like, is that naked man that she's having sex with. This, you see, is why we love lesbians. We want to watch two people having sex. We don't want to see naked guys. Therefore the perfect solution is for two women to have sex.
I don't know if nature intended there to be gays or not, but there is, either way. It's not humans either. Today, I found my dog humping my friend in his sleep after licking his shorts where you wouldn't want a dog to be. It shocked me... I have a gay dog. That's besides the point. It's not natural to be gay. It defeats any purpose of life. It not only morally wrong, but physically painful and mentaly demeaning. It like a step down in socity. Sure it might fix the population growth problem, but it will also wipe us off the earth. Conclusion: as Jon Stuwart says, "A straight couple for parents is better than a single parent, which is better than a gay couple, which is equal to a man screwing a turtle". That is my opinion, there is nothing more to it.
As life goes on, I learn more about myself and others. I have realized something about myself. My new screenname for AIM is RentaBuddha. I love to hear about and help other people with their problems. I especialy like helping people with love life problems. This is all good and well, except as you might have realized, I have major problems of my own, the main one being I'm suicidal. I have come to realize something that really helps me. Consentrating on others problems helps take my mind off my own. Knowing others have equally or even worse lives than my own is a major facter in the whole suicide thing. I might need to become a shrink if I want to survive...
Maybe it's because I have no faith that I'm suicidal, but maybe because I know the truth I'm the only true sane person on this Earth. As other people go around with false hopes for heaven, I sit here, knowing life is pointless, wondering why I'm here, why I'm living. People are blind to reality, deaf to truth. I can see perfectly fine, and my hearing's no worse. It's a new kind of inteligence that makes me who I am. It's not smarter, not dumber, just different. I am the only true "enlightened" person because I have no faith. I'm not blinded by the wasteful teachings of the bible, but am instead clearly seeing the source of most worldly problems. My thoughts are true, there's nothing to falsify them.
One thing about the church is their need for money. They make you pay to pray. Sure the pasture needs a job, but the church doesn't have to buy him a house, a "company" vehicle, or any other luxery. Churches are corupted, eveyone knows they are, everyone also chooses not to accept it, much less do anything about it. This raises a question of how was religion started in the first place. As previously stated, religion was made to explain the unexplainable. It was started to give hope to those who had none. But as civilization grew, greedy men took this belief and turned it against mankind, saying you must come to church every Sunday, pay to sit down and listen to a man teach ethier common values or worship to an unreal god. Corruption is what makes religion bad, not the belief.
There's no shame in running away... as long as you can escape. The shames comes when you know you can't escape, and you die trying to run away.
There is no shame in crying. Crying over an emotion is one of the things that seperates us from the animals. How can there be any shame in that?
Any person who you've lost sleep over is worth fighting for.
You can't change someone's mind unless they already agree with you.
Kendra, then Kara, then Kelsey. Three broken hearts and problems at home could have triggered my thoughts. Stressful as my life was, was there any reason to kill myself? It may be these events built up, or it could be just that I think the way I do and there is no way around that. Basically I'm my own worst enemy, or life tried to screw me over, either way I'm suicidal.
Every day I beat my previous record for the number of consecutive days I've been alive.
I don't believe playtonic relationships work, but... I do believe everyone needs someone of the opposite sex that they can talk to about the opposite sex, because face it, we all need help with love. And who knows better than a person of that sex? Even though it might seem weird, you both might find common problems in your lives and with the help of the other, might be able to fix those problems. Besides, it just good to know you can talk to someone about these things.
Plan your days so you never waste time.
Don't be shy, the only one who's opinion really matters is your own.
Communication is the most important ingredient in a good relationship.
If u love somebody, let them know, it will hurt alot less than keeping it inside.
The faster you get over past relationships, the faster you can start enjoying new ones.
Highschoolers: Go into a relation knowing it won't last. It's not like your going to marry the person, but just keep that in mind, don't dwell on it. If you do go into one knowing this, you'll be able to have much more fun, plus the heartbreak will be easier when it comes time to say goodbye.
Two friends were walking through a desert. One day they got in a fight and one friend hit the other. The friend that got hit took a stick and wrote wrote in the sand: today my friend hit me. The next day the friend that hit his friend saved his friend's life. The friend took a knife a carved this into a stone: today my friend saved my life. Puzzled, the other friend asked, "Why when I hit you did you write it in sand, but when I saved your life you wrote it in stone?" His friend replied simply, "So that time can blow away our fights, but the stone will always and forever keep our friendship."
No faith, no hope. No faith, reality.
Don't try to turn back when it's too late The only way to go too far is to be uncomfortable. So if your butt itches on a 4 hour car ride, you've gone to far. If you live for the future, how can you ever live? There are only two things you can't run from in life: death and love Again I say pleasure is the only reason for living, so how can anyone work? Friends, games, and a love life are the 3 essential things for one to live.
