DM: YOu guys are all in a bar, happily drinking your cash away, when a Dark Mage steps in the door and casts some magical spell that kills you all. You awake to find yourself in a dungeon. A demon *cough cough* stick figure stands outside the bars that hold you in. All of you are in the same cell. Nothing is in the cell. The walls are stone and the floor is dirt. All you have are speedo's for clothing.
Dwarf: I take off my speedo. I use it as a slingshot and try to hit the switch that opens the cell door. I use a rock as ammo for my slingshot (speedo model).
Halfling: I order us to take a vote to make Dwarf put his speedo back on and rape/kill Elf.
Elf: I vote to rape me. I vote that Dwarf should keep his speedo off.
Human: I vote that we rape Elf and on top of it I vote that we have a giant orgy, and w/e I say we do!!! However, the orgy gets so HOT that we all die from the heat. WE once again find ourselves in a new dungeon.
DM: Human is good. You all are in a similar dungeon, speedo's on, nothing in the cell... etc. Elf died before you guys cause you raped him though, so he's in the cell next to you, with 3 horny monkeys...
Also Dwarf, there are no rocks, and a speedo slingshot gets -19 on att. rolls.
Dwarf: I take speedo off, use it as sling shot and shoot 1 of the 3 horny monkeys at switch to open door... then I go sleep with Elf's body.
Halfling: I walk out of the cell wondering why my bottom aches, I run and try to kick the evil stick figure.
Elf: I rape myself. I bite my dick off and stick it up Halfling's butt. Then I bite my nipple off and feed it to Dwarf. Then I TRY to rape Human.
Human: I quit, this game's getting to sick.
DM: NO BAD!!! Ok, NO! None of that just happened. You guys are in hell, every time you die you come alive again in a different cell. Dwarf and Halfling are in one cell, Elf is in another with 3 horny monkeys.
Dwarf: I use my teeth to dig a hole to Elf's cell. I stick my hand threw and grab a horny monkey. I rape it till it's dead and use it's butt as a cannon. I squeeze it's head till its eyes fly out its butt and fly to the switch to unlock the cell door.
Halfling: I again open the dor and try to take the shady stick figure down. I take his sword and slash half his head off. I then dance in a moxious manner.
Elf: I rape one of the monkeys that's left. Then I squeeze the poop out of his butt and play shit wars with Dwarf. I then rape myself and die again.
DM: Satan sees the jail break and is proud of you for it. However he is discusted by the way you did it. Dwarf and Elf, you are in another cell, but Satan has cemented you speedo's to you body. There are no cells next to you, and you cell is made of complete stone. There are now 2 stick figure gaurds in front of your cell. Halfling, Satan likes the way you escaped (sort of) and decides to let you go to hell city. You may keep your sword. You are now right in the middle of hell city, right in the middle of the street. You find yourself getting run over by cars every couple of seconds you don't move, every time going back to the middle of the street.
Dwarf: I pull a stick figure through the bars, look into his butt and see through its eyes. I go to grab its nuts so its eyes fly out of its head and use him like a spy camera. When I go to grab his nuts I notice there is not any nuts, and it is a girl so I rape it like "nuts".