| If she never rings you up And she never calls you back When she seems to take a pleasure Out of being rather slack When she ignores your mobile message Cos she claims she's saving credit And then she tells her friends you stalk her While using her phone to spread it If she kicks you in the balls When you give her one red rose And when you write her a love letter She just frowns and breaks your nose If she's screaming bloody murder When you say you might have heard her Saying something that's pertaining To the fact you keep complaining She's sadistic "REALISTIC!" she screams "Never even in your weird dreams Will you ever, ever, ever, get a Chance to start romance with me, so Never ever ever! Get it? Just stay away from me and let it GO!!!" If ever this is done to you If your heart is ever smashed in two If you feel you'll never love again Just put behind you this, and then Neglect whatever she may say Spread rumours of the fact she's gay Slander her, ignore her too And maybe she will come to you |
| Young Love |