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| STRESSED: Steven Williams profusely dripping sweat whilst conducting the open A's section. Engulfed by the haunting music of Symphony No. 2, he gave many band members wierd, twisted and evil looks. |
| PERFORMNG ARTS UNIT |
| Who cried a river and drowned the whole world� I bet you all lost faith in the world, or at least in the fact that this page was NOT going to be updated. Well here�s the story about how this page accidently got updated� DAVID: You're looking rather snug today Ellen! (ELLEN KIRKWOOD pulls out a gun hidden inside her bum rug/dressing gown/�coat�) ELLEN: (emphatically) UPDATE THE SITE OR ELSE! DAVID: (on his knees begging) I�m so sorry for paying out Hamish! I really am! And from there, this site was updated. So you can all thank Ellen for this page! SWE1 ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS The Performing Arts Unit�s Symphonic Wind Ensemble recently, competed in the �Open A� and �Junior A� groups of the national band championships. They had to beat two other teams in the �Open A� and three in the �Junior A�. Tough stuff! So what if Hamish Nairn wasn�t there to ruin the fun this time � there was the �trailer trash� and �loser bus� and Peta, Benson and Chris Hunt sitting at the back of �Loser Bus� trying to be cool. There was �Porno Paul� and �Fornicating Flick� CONSTANTLY getting on to each other. Will they continue this with Stage Band's tour of Mt Gambia? Will everyone get drunk again at Mt Gambia, like last year? Then there�s Susan the trombone tutor and her �balloon� breasts. Also Steve stealing a pair of black socks and showing it to the security guard. There�s dodgo Thomas Norrie� |
| CHAPTERS in "The ADVENTURES OF PRINGLE": |
| WHAT THEY REALLY MEANT!! |