lastwednesday

On Wednesday last
We had a good laugh
When Roshan came and said:
"I once had a bath"

"Your smell would suggest"
An old school mate said
"That something contained on your person is dead"

Roshan was so mad
That he'd said he was smelly
He turned 'round and crushed that poor boy with his belly

The lesson to learn
From that boy crushed so small
Is to never go between
Roshan and a wall