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| MY BRUSH WITH CHICKS FROM HOME AND AWAY!!!! |
| It�s a Sunday night at Hugo�s in Potts Point. Some people are gathered to celebrate Antonia�s 19th birthday and have their share of the free drinks. DAVID: There�s Dani from Home and Away! GORDON: Where? DAVID: (Indiscretely points at a girl) There! GORDON: It is too! DAVID: And she�s with her 30 year old boyfriend. ADINA: Only 30 years old? DAVID: (DAVID pulls out camera) I should ask her for a photo! ANTONIA: That�d be bad form. DAVID: No, you'd be bad form. DAVID: Do you reckon I should ask her for a photo? �ADRIAN�: Do you know her name? DAVID: Yeah, it�s �Dani�. �ADRIAN�: I mean, do you know her real name. DAVID: No. But it�s alright - I�ll just call her �Dani�. I bet she gets it all the time. �ADRIAN� sees an extremely attractive blonde chick. He taps her on the shoulder. �ADRIAN�: Don�t I know you from somewhere? BLONDE: No? �ADRIAN�: Yeah, we met at� (what he said was drowned out by the loud music). BLONDE: (touches �ADRIAN�S� hair) I like your hair. BLONDE gets distracted and goes away. DAVID: Did you know that chick? �ADRIAN�: Well, I almost got with her. DAVID: Almost? �ADRIAN�: Yeah, she was pretending to not know me. DAVID: Pretending? �ADRIAN�: I know - I should�ve gotten with her. DAVID: (To �ADRIAN�) Would you take the photo for me? �ADRIAN�: Yeah sure man. DAVID: OK, cool. I�ll just wait for a good time to ask her for the photo � like when they stop making out� �ADRIAN�: OK just tell me when� DAVID: Any moment now� DAVID, GORDON and �ADRIAN� waits for them to stop making out. DAVID: Stop perving Gordon. GORDON: I�m just seeing when they�ll stop making out. DAVID: Well, it�ll be any moment now� �ADRIAN�: It�s now or never dude. DAVID: OK, I�m just waiting for the right moment to ask her. �ADRIAN�: Quick! I think she�s about to pull out! DAVID gets ready to pounce. They continue to make out. �ADRIAN�: I was obviously mistaken. DAVID: Any moment now� Eventually, they stop making out. DAVID approaches �DANI� to ask her for a photo. �ADRIAN� takes the photo for them. A little while later� A fat gay guy runs into DAVID and makes him spill his drink. A little while later� DAVID sees another famous chick sitting next to �DANI�. He doesn�t quite know who she is � he thinks she was on �Home and Away� but knows she isn�t on it anymore. He decides to ask her for a photo on the condition that she is famous. DAVID: Hey are you from �Home and Away�? HOME AND AWAY CHICK: Yes. DAVID: (knowing that she wasn't in the show anymore) Did you die?! HOME AND AWAY CHICK: Yeah. DAVID: (in an excited manner) Hi five!!! DAVID gives HOME AND AWAY CHICK a hi five. DAVID: Can I have a photo with you? HOME AND AWAY CHICK: Yeah sure! HOME AND AWAY CHICK�S friend takes the photo. GORDON: How hot is Andrea, man? DAVID: um� Later I found out that HOME AND AWAY CHICK�S screen name was Charlotte and Dani�s real name is Tammin. I also found out that HOME AND AWAY CHICK drowned. N.B. �ADRIAN� is some guy from Knox. |