| A Postulation on the Picture |
| In her room at home All alone Staring at her best friend's picture on the wall With a microwaved dish Of quite processed fish She realised she had nothing to do at all The picture kept smiling Its affections seemed real Her hand moved with pulsing Maniacal Zeal She arose to a chair It helped her get there She promised her love would not differ And as she fell on the floor Screaming for more She remembered her friend was there with her |