*We take no responsibilty for lost goods, bar fights, or those who drink too much, or any danger inflicted by the neighbourhood turk force*
"Ah ha! There you are! Give me back my things Yuffie Kisaragi."
The female beamed as she smiled, "you're a quick one, caught onto my trail right away. Not to many people have the guts to chase after the queen of the pagoda when they've been robbed. I like you."
"Queen of the Pagoda?" you ask.
"Indeed.." comes a male voice from behind you. "Yuffie, now why don't you hand over the gods you stole, I'm sure this is enough amusement for the day, don't you think?"
"Aww Tsengy, always ruining my fun," she grins at the man. Turning to you she speaks, "I like you, enjoy your free stay with my father at his house. Oh yes.. and you can now enter the Pagoda freely." With that she hugged the Wutaian man in the blue suit and made her exit.
"She do that a lot?" you question the Wutaian.
"Now and then, usually when she's bored, feel privledged that she likes you, it doesn't happen often," he explains.
"So who are you?" you ask with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm Tseng, formerly of the Turks. The other three are my friends and former workmates. Elena is the talkative blonde, Reno the red head with the vodka shot and Rude is the bald one with the whisky shot."
You nod, the other seem too engrossed in their meals and alcohal. "Well, hopefully I'll see you again Tseng." With that you let the man go back to his business and you sit down at a table in the corner and look at a menu.
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"Oh! And don't step on the flowers."
"Hey Reno you just stepped on them!"
"They're all ruined!"
"You're gonna catch holy hell!"
"That's all folks: Mission Accomplished"
"It's time"
"I don't like being taken for a fool."
"I even got to meet a bunch of wingnuts like you."
"There have been hard time being a Turk, but all in all, I'm glad I did it."
"Lookin' at you is making me sober."
"A pro isn't someone who sacrifices himself for his job. That's just a fool."
"We may be retreating, but we're still victorious!"
"Even the booze tastes bad now.."
Reno"why do you think we went through the trouble of teaming up with those guys to get you..? Because we were ready to die, because we were sure of victory, because we were clueless? All wrong.. the correct answer was.."
Rude: "Because it's our job."
Rude:
"...Even the booze tastes bad now"
Tifa:
"I can make a drink just as good as anyone else. Everyone says my drinks taste the best."
"Hey why don't we make a promise? Umm, if you ever get really famous and I'm ever in a bind.. you come save me, alright? Whenever I'm in trouble my hero will some and rescue me. I want to at least experience that once."
"Cloud! Please don't die! There's still so much I want to tell you."
"If you take me lightly, you're gonna pay for it"
"You make me sick."
"The truth is right there. We almost have the answer in the palm of our hands."
"Hmm... But that's alright, even is no one comes back. As long as I'm with you. As long as you're by my side... I won't give up even if I'm scared. No matter how close we are.. we were far apart.. before this. But when we were in the life stream, surrounded by all those screams of anguish, I thought I heard your voice, your probably don't remember this.. But deep in my heart I heard you calling my name.. or at least I though I did."
"You went through mu underware drawer?"
"Stop acting like a retard and Climb!"
Yuffie:
"Now all I have to do is a little this.. and a little that.. nyuk nyuk nyuk."
"GROSSNESS!!"
"You don't want me to work overtime."
"Ah! C'mon old man!"
"You spikey headed jerk! One more time let's go, one more time!"
"I know you're dyin' to talk to a babe like me"
"Cloud, sign this. It's a contract that says when the war is over, all the materia will belong to me. It's all in there, read ot carefully and sign it, all right?"
"Not I, dorkus! We!"
"I'm SURE! You want me to do manual labor?"
"Hey! A crane game!"
"Tell him Yuffie says if he pilots the plane smoothly I'll give him my autograph."
RedXIII (Nanaki):
"An informative question but difficult to answer, I am what you see."
" I am Nanaki, son of Seto.. I am afraid of nothing."
"I too have an opinion, perhaps I do not want to work with two legged creatures."
Rufus:
"What a crew.."
""I have no other choice."
"..fire.."
"Whatever I say now is too little.. too late... We must evacuate."
"It is that kind of dullness that makes you a second-rate scientist."
"Leave things to you? Hmph... I don't know what you mean."
"People are ignorant. They'll feel better as long as someone is punished."
"Did we get 'em?"
Cait Sith:
"Oh great, because I'm new, everyone will think I'm a spy."
"Both gya ha ha and Kya ha ha are up to something"
"A few? Whaddaya mean 'a few'? What may be a few to y'all is everything to them who died"
"Protect the planet. Hah! Y'all sure sound good."
"First the ocean, now the air, what a busy day"
Elena:
"It's a SE-CR-ET"
"But you really got guts doin' my boss in like that!"
"Why? Why didn't you try to avoid it..."
"You're showing pity!? Don't take the Turks for fools!"
"What are you going to do? I think it's alright to ignore your orders now."
"our orders were to seek you out and...kill"
"Our company may be in turmoil but an order's an order. That's the will and spirit of the Turks, believe it!"
"Try this on for size"
"Yeow! That hurts"
"Take that"
Tseng:
"I've been had"
Cid:
"Hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em!"
"Sit down, shut up, and drink your goddamn tea! Or ain't my hospitality good enough for ya."
"I'm a man too!"
"Pain in the ass. Forget it."
Vincent:
"Cool? Sorry, that's just the way I am."
"Let me sleep."
"It's not what you're doing, it's the stupid way you're doing it!"
"Or rather, used to be."
"Escape from a world of illusions... hmph.. I wonder which is better."
"Our battlefield is now beneath the earth... the gate to tomorrow is not the light of heaven but the farkness of the depths of the earth."
"Too much hope is the opposite of despair. An overwhelming love can consume you in the end."
"More nightmares will come, more than I previously had."
"I was.. wrong. The one who should have slept was... you, Hojo!"
"Hojo.. Rest in peace."
Cloud:
"It's like this train, it can't run anywhere except for where it's rail takes it."
"If you die on me I'm going to have nightmares."
"...the master of my own illusionary world."
"Ah... you look like a bear wearing a marshmellow."
"I'll make a big enough ruckus for everyone"
"The illusionary crime against Sephiroth"
"We're all fighting for someone, something.."
Sephiroth:
"Don't.. push... your luck..!"
"You are a puppet. You have no heart and cannot feel any pain."
"Out of my way, I'm going to see my mother."
"These worthless creatures."
"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients.. I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet."
"So, how does it feel?"
Vincent: "Why the puzzled look? Don't you want me to come?"
Cloud : "No, it's just that you're always so cold. I thought you didn't care what was happening."
Vincent: "Cool? Hmm.... I guess that's just how I am, sorry."
"So you decided to dress like a man today?" -Civillian to Cloud.
*Received orthopedic underware* Tifa: "Cloud!"
"You're the slum drunk." -Cloud to Aeris
Tifa: Did you sleep well?
Cloud: Next to you, who wouldn't?
Barret: Least this time she didn't steal our materia, let's be thankful for that.
Yuffie: How could you say that. I came all the way here after being seasick as a dog. Gee, Cloud.. that's so nice of you to say that... you sick?"