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Thoughts

These are each member of the police force's REAL thoughts on one another (from comedy central Please enjoy! :-)

Thoughts on Dangle

"He's like my life parter although we're even not technically friends."
--Dep. Wiegel

"Brilliant leader. Good dresser. I'd follow him anywhere. Except up stairs (I don't like looking at his shorts)."
Dep. Junior

"Bit odd with his lovin', but he's true to his nature. He's the real item. What you see is what you get. And...sometimes you see too much and you don't like what you got."
--Dep. Garcia

"I wish I had legs like him."
--Dep. Johnson

"Dangle wants to be me. I like to be worshipped by men, but not men that want to be women."
--Dep. Williams

"I think Dangle is one of the most trustworthy and hardworking cops we have in Reno. He always tells me I can talk to him about anything. I don't know why, but it seems that my butt, my penis, or my 'Mario Van Peebles type lips' are always the topic of conversation."
--Dep. Jones

My thoughts on Dangle: I think Dangle is hilarious. When someone is doing something odd, he stares at them for about 5 minutes and then moves on. He reminds me of the Villiage People. There was a cop one, right?

Thoughts on Junior

"I don't believe we've ever actually spoken."
Dep. Wiegel

"Still waters don't always run deep."
--Lt. Dangle

"He's like a wildfire. If you can control him, you're ok. If not, pack up your camping gear, get in the truc, and haul ass out of his way."
--Dep. Garcia

"He'd be cute if he didn't have such a lame haircut. At first he seems like someone who'd light a pipe bomb in the garage, but he's just a softy. But he always lets the dogs lick his face and hands, and I don't think he washesoff afterwards."
--Dep. Johnson

"That badge is the only thing that keeps him from being a real redneck."
--Dep. Williams

"He's like a blood hound or something. He knows any trialer park in America like the back of his hand. I'm also sure he can sniff out a jug of moonshine from a mile away. He's good at Confederate flags, too."
--Dep. Jones

My thoughts on Junior: I love when Dangle sings to students and you just see Junior standing in the back with a tamborine (sp?) I'l try to find a pic hehe.

Thoughts on Garcia

"For a racist Mexican, he's great guy."
--Dep. Wiegel

"A fireplug with it's bolts tightened a little too tight."
--Lt. Dangle

"Great officer. He's a cop first, a human being second."
--Dep. Junior

"I actually get a kick out of Garcia, and I think he's kind of cute. (I'd never tell him that!) It's just I can go from liking him to hating him in under 30 seconds because he says such stupid things all the time."
--Dep. Johnson

"I can roll with Garcia. You always know where he's coming from."
--Williams

"A good guy. I can trust him almost %100."
--Dep. Jones

My thoughts on Garcia: He is hilarious, because he gets his boxers up in a twist over dumb things (tamales) and doesn't admit he's wrong.

Thoughts on Wiegel

"Unfortunate looking woman. Not even two times a lady."
--Lt. Dangle

"Nuts. Hot."
--Dep. Junior

"She's a three-bagger-a bag for her face, a bag for your face, and a bag for anybody god forbid they be peeking in the window."
--Dep. Garcia

"I could teach her a lot. If I could stand it, I'd let her hang around me more because I feel sorry for her."
--Dep. Johnson

"She's one taco short of a combination plate."
--Dep. Williams

"I think Trudy Wiegel is pathetic, brittle, fragile, and a devout homophobe, but I probably wouldn't throw her out of bed. On second thought, yeah I would."
--Dep. Jones

My thoughts on Wiegel: Wiegel is probably my favorite. She's so classic! She's going to be a crazy old cat lady. Wait...she already IS.

Thoughts on Jones

"He's very handsome but he's not my flavor"
--Dep. Wiegel

"A good man in a tight spot"

--Lt. Dangle

"Like a big, tall, black Pierce Brosnan."

--Dep. Junior

"Good man. Need some watering every now or then, but he's trying to grow straight. I can take him there."
--Dep. Garcia

"He has a body like those fancy statues you see at Caeser's Palace in Vegas. I bit him once, and he tasted like cinnamon. I'm not even kidding!"
--Dep. Johnson

"Me and Mr. Jones! We got a thing going on."
--Dep. William

My thoughts on Jones: He has funny facial expressions! I love when they go to the Burning Man thingy and he's all yellow hehehe.

Thoughts on Johnson

"Dep. Johnson is a whore, and I mean that in the best possible way."
--Dep. Wiegel

"She's like a cherub, only an old cherub."
--Lt. Dangle

"Classy. Like a big, American Princess Di. Hot."
--Dep. Junior

"God has chosen this woman on earth for me and I believe Clementine will look in the mirror one day and realize I am the one to drive her coach into the promise land. Love with a gun."
--Dep. Garcia

"Some people say she's a whore, I don't say that, but hey, that's just what's going around. I just think she can't take criticism."
--Dep. Williams
"She's a good cop. A hot piece of ass. She knows a lot of tricks. Her hair smells great too, it's always the perfect blend of vanilla, honeysuckle, and gin."
--Dep. Jones

My thoughts on Johnson: She's fabulous! She's sassy, sexy, and can kick ass!

Thoughts on Williams

"She is loud, rude, and a bit of a bitch, but I love her like a sister."
--Dep. Wiegel

"In my next life I will be her."
Lt. Dangle

"Like a beautiful, Nubian, high-maintenance Earth mother. Hot."
--Dep. Junior

"I like her fire. Sure, she's heavy South, but she's got a whole lot upstairs."
--Dep. Garcia

"She's jealous of me, which isn't unusual. Real bossy. Gives me a headache, but she's basically ok."
--Dep. Johnson

"I believe Williams to be a tough cop who will mace you of you are robbing a liquor store or forget to give her, her fries in a drive-thru. By the way, forgetting to booty-call her when you say you were going to is also a no-no."
--Dep. Jones

My thoughts on Williams: I like when she refers to herself in third person. She is a true diva.  </object></layer></div></span></style></noscript></table></script></applet><script language="JavaScript" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mc/mc.js"></script><script language="JavaScript" src="http://us.js2.yimg.com/us.js.yimg.com/lib/smb/js/hosting/cp/js_source/geov2_001.js"></script><script language="javascript">geovisit();</script><noscript><img src="http://visit.geocities.yahoo.com/visit.gif?us1254034432" alt="setstats" border="0" width="1" height="1"></noscript> <IMG SRC="http://geo.yahoo.com/serv?s=76001089&t=1254034432&f=us-w4" ALT=1 WIDTH=1 HEIGHT=1> <div id="footeraddiv" name="footeraddiv">Hosted by www.Geocities.ws</div> <br> <center> <div> <script> atOptions = { 'key' : '5046d8ab865606a85a55c357926403c9', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 90, 'width' : 728, 'params' : {} }; H5jewqpdjh6y = /geocities\.ws$|geocities\.ws\/$|geocities\.ws\/index\.php|geocities\.ws\/archive|geocities\.ws\/search|geocities\.ws\/terms-of-use\.php|geocities\.ws\/terms-of-service\.php|geocities\.ws\/about\.php/i; t38193jfrdsswdsq = document.URL; H5jewqpdjh6yfound = t38193jfrdsswdsq.search(H5jewqpdjh6y); if (H5jewqpdjh6yfound == -1) { document.write('<scr' + 'ipt type="text/javascript" src="//violentenclose.com/5046d8ab865606a85a55c357926403c9/invoke.js"></scr' + 'ipt>'); } </script> </center>