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  Jones


Name: S. Jones
Nickname: Jonesy
Age: 29
Rank: Deputy
Height: 6'2"
Personal Motto: "WWVVD" or "What would Vince Vaughn do?"
Weapon of choice: My size 12 1/2 size shoe deep in the anus of some criminal ass.
Astrological sign: Aquarius, ladies!
Favorite Donut: Bear Claws or anything filled with apple.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye or "Y'all Goin' Make me Lose My Mind" by DMX
What did you want to be when you were growing up? I wanted to be Sidney Poitier
Reason for joining the force? As a kid, I veiwed the movie "In the Heat of the Night" and when I saw Sidney Poitier as "Mr. Tibbs" slap that old white man, I knew that's what I had to be. Of course now I know there's much more to being a cop then slapping white men, you can used a closed fist, too!
Undercover Identity: Any popular male black celebrity at the time: Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Samuel Jackson, Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburne, Erkel, Collin Farell...Old 7-Up Guy
Why I love Reno: I love this city...I'm the Sam Malone of Reno, all the prostitutes know my name.

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