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Garcia

Name: James Garcia
Nickname: Ace
Age: 41
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5'7"
Personal Motto: Criminals are the vomit of society and we (the law) are the sawdust.
Weapon of choice: Colt 45 or sawed off shotgun
Astrological sign: Scorpio
Favorite Donut: Bear Claw
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Love Will Keep us Together" by Captain and Tennille
What did you want to be when you were growing up? River Raft guide, but I refused to give CPR
Reason for joining the force? The force found me. I am the universe of law and the law found me.
Undercover Identity: Rick
Why I love Reno: A place where you can still feel good about being a white American.

Quotes

[After dropping off Jackie, a ditzy hooker, in somebody's front yard, telling her it was a halfway house] "That's no halfway house. It's halfway between the restaurant I took her to and where I live. That human piece of garbage would make Satan weep. God vomited and there was Jackie."

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Facts/Interesting Stuff

--He has a stipper daughter he hadn't seen for about 10 years.
--He is Mexican
--He was on the force for (I think) 15 years.

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