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Name: Clementine Johnson
Nickname: Clemmy
Age: Give me a break.
Rank: Deputy
Height: As a showgirl 5'8", as a cop 5'7"
Personal Motto: Take a bite out of crime and look good doing it.
Weapon of choice:My knee in a perp's groin
Astrological sign: Libra
Favorite Donut: I prefer chocolate chip cookies
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Kiss" by Prince. I have a whole routine that I do, and it always earns me free drinks and plenty of phone numbers!
What did you want to be when you were growing up? I wanted to be a dancer or some kind of celebrity. I took dance classes groing up in Reno Parks & Rec., then I dropped out of high school my senior year cuz I lied about my age and got a job dancing in Branson, MO. I couldn't stand the family atmosphere, so I came back here to Reno. I danced in shows here awhile, and worked as a magician's assistant. I'm proud I was able to set a goal and reach it.
Reason for joining the force? It hit me during a magic show when I was bound and gagged and locked in a box waiting to be turned into an erotic looking duck that I was wasting my life. I wanted a powerful, glamorous, sexy job that would allow me to give back to the city that's given me so much, so law enforcement was a no-brainer. I'm an adreniline junkie baby! While I was going through the academy, I worked weekends handing out flyers at RV and Camper expos. I still do it sometimes when I need the cash.
Undercover Identity: Tarragon the pothead.
Why I love Reno: I'm the best-looking girl in town, and I'm very popular. Reno has the best of both worlds: high glamour, and real people who aren't phonies

  Quotes


"I'm very popular in Reno."
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  Facts/Interesting Stuff


--Used to be a dancer
--Has had a flig (or more) with Jones
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  Pictures

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