I've been Southparked! This would be me if I were a character on the show.
I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.
I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.
Your Pokéname is: Mooyu
Profile: You live in the savannahs of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of fruits, garbage and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics: (Combat
and Non-combat)
You can walk on Dr. Pepper.
You can breathe hot death. You have interchangeable body parts. You can
resist sledgehammers. You can breathe acid. You can shoot 8-track tapes.
You can shoot poison. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu.
Natural Enemies: Your natural enemy is Polilock.
