laughter101

LaUGhtEr 101

" There are three things which are real: GOD, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third." (John F. Kennedy)

It is widely accepted that, Humor is a delightful and powerful way to open doors, minds and hearts. And joke-telling is one way to transmit humor, it's not the only way. In fact, there are literally thousands of ways to invite smiles and laughter in addition to joke-telling.

Now let me tell you some of the jokes (as a start for this week) that I've heard and read. I hope that they will be a great inspiration to you guys out there.

BULLETIN BLOOPERS:

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let our Church help.
2. Thursday Night- Potluck supper. Prayer and Medication follows.
3. Remember in prayer the sick of our Church and Community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. Next week will be Easter Sunday. May we ask Mrs. Mirasol to lay eggs on the altar.
6. The young ladies of the church will cast off their clothings of any kind -and they may be seen on the basement of our
            church Friday night.
7. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to our Church secretary, Miss Dersiree.
8. Eight new choir robes are needed, due to the addition of new mwmbers and the deterioration of some older ones.
9. The senior choir invites any member of the Church who enjoys sinning to join in the choir.
10. As you all know, we are short of budget for our buiding construction. On Sunday afternoon we shall have a garage sale,
           so please come on Saturday morning, bring any stuff that are no longer useful to you -don't forget to bring your husband.
11. The eight graders will be presenting "Shakepeare's Hamlet" on Friday 7pm at the Church basement, the congregation
           is invited to attend this tragedy.
12. At the Evening Service tonight, the topic will be "WHAT IS HELL?". Please come early and listen to our choir as
           they practice.

ACTUAL HEADLINES:

1. Blind Bishop appointed to See.
2. March planned for next August.
3. Stadium Air-conditioning fails -Fans protest!
4. Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.
5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
6. Blind Woman gets new kidney fron Dad she hasn't seen for Years
7. Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy.
8. 20-Year Friendship Ends At The Altar!
9. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.
10. Stiff Opposition To Casketless Funeral Plan.

Dr. Renato A. Layco

Cellphone Number: +63 (917) 9992871

E-mail: [email protected]

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