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| LaUGhtEr 101 |
| " There are three things which are real: GOD, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension. So we must do what we can with the third." (John F. Kennedy) It is widely accepted that, Humor is a delightful and powerful way to open doors, minds and hearts. And joke-telling is one way to transmit humor, it's not the only way. In fact, there are literally thousands of ways to invite smiles and laughter in addition to joke-telling. Now let me tell you some of the jokes (as a start for this week) that I've heard and read. I hope that they will be a great inspiration to you guys out there. AWoman proudly told her friend, "I'm reponsible for making my husband a Millionaire." "Well, what was he before he married you?" the Friend asked. "ABillionaire!" she replied. A new priest at a church... LADY: Father, ang gwapo at ang cute mo naman! Bakit ka ba kasi nag-Pari? PRIEST: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-Madre ako! ANAK: Inay, kinagat po a ko ng Lamok... NANAY: Hayaan mo lang Anak, kapag nabusog na siya, saka mo habulin -para siya magka-Apendicities! HUSBAND says: When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me. WIFE replied: What made you think I'd want a man like you? Dalawang magkaibigan ang magkatabi habang kunakain... MARK: Ano ang palaman ng tinapay mo? JEFF: Chess! MARK: Chess? ano ka ba naman nakakahiya ka pinapahalata mo na Bisaya ka eh. HINDI yan chess - KISO iyan!!! In a DRUG STORE: ERAP: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson... CLERK: Sir, Vitamins A, B or C? ERAP: Ok lang kahit na ano, HINDI pa naman marunong ng alphabet ang apo ko eh. BETCHAY: Asyang, bakit ka nag-asawang BUNGI? ASYANG: Para makatipid sa tootpaste!!! Husband and Wife were in the middle of a quarrel, and the hubby was losing his temper... HUSBAND: Be careful, you will bring out the best in me! WIFE: So what? who is afraid of the MOUSE? |
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| Dr. Renato A. Layco |
| E-mail: [email protected] |
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