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Now I realise that these look a bit on the naughty side, but it was all good, clean fun and only one coconut was hurt in the incident, so save your E-mails for another holiday page!

    First, break open one coconut.  The head of a San Diego cop should do it.

    Then grate the flesh into the hands of the cop's wife.  Do NOT smile at this point.

    Darn it!  I said don't smile!

    Select a group from the audience at random.  Yes, random.

    Arrange them just so....

    Sprinkle individually with coconut milk.

    Yes, Mel.  Even you.

    Ensure a good even coating.

    You too, Stephanie from Tuscon, Az.

    And maybe just a little down the back of the neck for Mel!

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