How the Assholes Stole Christmas
by Rendaw
What is this? I mean, seriously, what the hell is this? All over the place, Christmas trees are being banned for being "religious symbols"! What the hell? A Christmas tree isn't a religious symbol! People don't get down on their knees and pray to it, or rub it between their legs to get to know God better! Christmas trees? A religious symbol? Pagh, gimmie a break! You moron hippies don't know a thing about religious symbolism! So shut the fuck up!
And even if the Christmas tree was a religious symbol, so what? WHO CARES? You think someone who isn't a complete gonad is gonna be offended by someone else saying "I follow a certain religion, and celebrate its customs"? What the hell is the problem? Christmas is a Christian holiday! It's fine by me if non-Christians want to celebrate it, but ethnically cleansing the holiday of any trace of Christianity is taking it too fucking far! What, are you gonna go around giving the hand and waving swastikas until Jewish people stop putting Hannukah candles in their windows?
So you know what? MERRY CHRISTMAS. I don't give a fuck that you hippy assholes hate everything that has to do with religion (providing that the religion isn't Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Shiekism, Hinduism, Wiccanism, etc. because percecuting them is racist, right?) and I'm going to celebrate Christmas WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE, and anybody who doesn't like it can go fuck themselves! Christmas is a holiday, NOT A TIME TO BITCH ABOUT WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE EVIL IN THAT THEY REPRESENT A RELIGION THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING HIPPY NAZIS!
