RENDAW'S BLOOD AND VOILENCE DOLLS (NO SWEARING!!!)
NOTE: A hefty deal of what I am about to say is SARCASM. If you are offended by sarcasm, leave now.
Hey, all! This is a contest inspired by a person I met on the Internet who believes that swearing is a lot worse than killing and violence (you know who you are). This one's for you, buddy!
Basically, what you do is mail me a bloody and/or violent doll like the one above (it's a doll because this is my site and I say so) but remember: NO SWEARING ALLOWED! If you swear you will go to jail and will be sodomized by the people within because violence is acceptable while swearing is EVIL! The following awards shall be...well, awarded.
FIRST PRIZE (Reserved for Rendaw because nobody else is going to enter this contest.)
INSPIRATION AWARD (Reserved for the inspiration of this contest.)
AWESOME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD (Reserved for me, because I rule. But seriously, though, the thing is, I'm just trying to make a point with this contest. And that point is that violence is worse than potty-mouth any day, yet you morons go to some website filled with stories of blood and death and have the nerve to complain about the swearing. And I know that you will - just watch and you'll prove me right without probably even reading this statement here. Just watch, people; just wait and see.)
Refer to my complaints page if you have a problem with this contest.
CREDITS: Ellimist image from www.health-issue-books.com/. ../Children_90.html.