Rendaw: Hey, all. I'm Rendaw...
Jon: And I'm Jon! YEAAAAGH!
Rendaw: You're also, retarded, y'know that? Anyway, as you probably already know (unless, of course, you're as retarded as he is), this is...
Jon: OUR WEBSITE!!!!! P#33R 0UR 1337 $k!11Z, f00l!$# n00bZ!!!!!
Rendaw: Hey! Let me...
Jon: Finish talking!
Rendaw: Oh, you son of a...look, this is our website, okay? It is here that so that we may lambast you morons on the Internet with our awesome stories, prudent and wise opinions, undeniably hilarious humour, and crap my brother slops out.
Jon: Huh huh huh...slops.
Rendaw: See what I mean? Anyway, enjoy!
Jon: b0ner.
Navigation
Rendaw: Oh, come on! It couldn't be simpler to navigate this bloody site! Work it out for yourself!
Content
Stories
Rendaw makes most of these. They are copyright, and if you steal them, then I will hunt you down and put a bullet in your head, then paint your house with your family's blood. I'm not kidding; not even your goldfish is gonna survive. That's the damn truth.
Movie Reviews
We both work on these. Read them or go to hell.
Opinions/Rants
Anyone can bitch about something for an entire page. Hence, since we aren't just anyone, what's stopping us from doing so?
Rendaw: This is our website. It is great, it rules above all inferior websites(1t iz T3# W0R$+!), and thus we don't need to listen to you, our visitors (both of you!). We don't care if you like it or not...
Jon: I do!
Rendaw: No you bloody don't. Anyway, if you've got any complaints, click here. To contact me, click here. If you're an idiot, click here.
