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Here we will examine a rather extensive list of verses cited as contradictions by some. Usually it is not looked at what is written, instead only at whatever some verse is and then it is compared with another one. This verse by verse technique comprises practically 99% of contradictions. In plain, context is not looked for, just text. The only purpose is to "disprove" the Bible and move on. This is a rather saddening procedure since it simply attempts to replace dilligent studying of the New and Old Testaments. Nevertheless, see for yourselves what has been deemed as contradictions and how in light of context they aren't:


Famous citations:

The Tyre prophecy
The death of Judas
The accounts of the Resurrection


GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

You don't need the sun exclusively to separate night and day, you just need light which is what God created on the first day. You'd think that the people would know that the sun is what separates night from day, so instead we should look for a deeper theology. Even with the allegations that the ancient Hebrews thought of a "light" during the day other than the sun and moon, verse 17 and others are a bit definitive that this cannot really be what Genesis 1 is saying. Most likely it refers to the very act of creating light, separating it from darkness, and dividing the day from the night thus establishing God as the Creator of this most fundamental thing: light. That verse 5 refers to day and night being established with a day and night passing by does not necessitate in my opinion the existence of a light source; all that would be needed is the Earth's rotation with the, at the time, symbollic night and day passing three days.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

Note in Genesis 2:8 we have God having a garden east of Eden. So it was in a new garden where everything was created again.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

Again, Genesis 2:8. These birds were remade so that Adam didn't have to walk all over the whole Earth looking for them so he could name them.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

And again, Genesis 2:8 to understand that God took Adam and put him into Eden which He made eastward. There He created everything that He had already created and put it there. We have the world which the Lord created before Adam, and then we have Eden, its plants and its animals which were created after Adam. It may be proposed that Genesis 1 provides an overview of the sixth day and Genesis 2 is more detailed. At first glance this seems somewhat plausible, since in Genesis 2 we have a shift of focus on the sixth day, a testament of which is the fact that 2:1-3 is a quick review of 1:1-23. However, we have a serious problem with such an interpretation. Although Genesis 1:24-31 does not specifically state that man was created after the other animals, we have a strong contextual reason to believe that this is so due to 1:26. In verse 26 we see that God gives Adam (and thus man) dominion over all animals. Now, how can you give dominion over something that doesn't exist?

So why were the animals made if they weren't the ones made prior to Adam? Genesis 2:18 tells us to find a help for him. This is an area that I haven't seen a skeptic attack yet (though I'm sure somebody probably has). If God is omnipotent, wouldn't He know that Adam wouldn't find a help amongst the animals He made? God knew this indeed, which is why He made Eve out of his rib, but was this a second try? Or is there some purpose to Adam not finding a "help" or should we say, hint hint, mate amongst them? The purpose of Genesis 2:20 is another establishment by God of fundamentals of the designed nature of man: no beastiality! Just like God's purpose for taking Eve out of Adam's rib was to express physically how a man and a wife are connected spiritually. Now, to answer our original question. Why were the animals made? Aside from the aforementioned, God's brilliance enabled Him to do several things at once. First He established no bestiality, and has enabled Adam to name all the animals at once (2:20). Genesis 1:19:

"And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof."

GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.
LE 12:1-8 God requires purification rites following childbirth which, in effect, makes childbirth a sin. (Note: The period for purification following the birth of a daughter is twice that for a son.)

The old ringing of feminism once again. But the purification for the daughter being twice is most likely because the sons are circumcised; something that cannot (relatively painlessly of course!) be done for a new-born girl. The command in Genesis 1.28 was likely fulfilled not too long after it was given to Adam and Eve, and not too long again after the Tower of Babel.

GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.
GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation.
(Note: That God should be displeased is inconsistent with the concept of omniscience.)

God was pleased because His creation was "good" with no sin. When Adam and Eve sinned, He was displeased with them, and having given dominion over creation to them, perhaps made it fallen along with them. God being displeased is not inconsistent with omniscience because neither Adam nor Eve nor the reader would know why God was displeased, whereas if He wasn't displeased it would mean He did not go against sin.

GE 2:4, 4:26, 12:8, 22:14-16, 26:25 God was already known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) much earlier than the time of Moses.
EX 6:2-3 God was first known as "the Lord" (Jahveh or Jehovah) at the time of the Egyptian Bondage, during the life of Moses.

To the reader God is known as The Lord, but he introduces Himself to the Israelites as such during the time of Moses. Just like a character whose name we know that introduces himself to a friend that didn't know his name prior to that, yet we did.

GE 2:17 Adam was to die the very day that he ate the forbidden fruit.
GE 5:5 Adam lived 930 years.

If the second death in Revelation means Hell, which is not a bodily death, why can't it mean that the death they died was their fall from God's grace? Although the kind of death Adam experienced after he disobeyed God was not the second death, he was cast from Paradise, which was a spiritual death because of which we are in a fallen world with pain and suffering.

GE 2:15-17, 3:4-6 It is wrong to want to be able to tell good from evil.
HE 5:13-14 It is immature to be unable to tell good from evil.

It was wrong for them to know it because this means they took a bite from the fruit which was a sin. Hebrews is referring to now, meaning that everyone who has reached the age of accountability knows right from wrong and not knowing it means you're a kid - thus immature.

GE 4:4-5 God prefers Abel's offering and has no regard for Cain's.
2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.

Indeed, God doesn't have favorites. However, Cain's offering was inconsistent. He didn't turn it down because He had favorites, but because there needs to be a shedding of blood for a sacrifice. Fruits don't shed blood.

GE 4:9 God asks Cain where his brother Able is.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

This is to get Cain to repent just like God did with Adam.

GE 4:15, DT 32:19-27, IS 34:8 God is a vengeful god.

Referring to taking justice.

EX 15:3, IS 42:13, HE 12:29 God is a warrior. God is a consuming fire.

And the problem is? Perhaps the author thinks that God needs to be a pushover?

EX 20:5, 34:14, DT 4:24, 5:9, 6:15, 29:20, 32:21 God is a jealous god.

This is not to mean jealousy as in wanting your neighbor's stuff (I mean come on). This means not to worship idols, thus it is a metaphorical description, not a literalistic definition. Righteous jealousy is not a sin. A word can connotate two different things. Such as the kind of pride one experiences with his or her child receiving a good grade, versus being prideful in your own accomplishments, etc.

LE 26:7-8, NU 31:17-18, DT 20:16-17, JS 10:40, JG 14:19, EZ 9:5-7 The Spirit of God is (sometimes) murder and killing.

God does not murder because murder is taking innocent life. God ordering someone to die is not a sin and has a justifiable reason. In addition, you must look at the context to find out why some people/nations had it inevitable to be stopped. It may have had the purpose of scaring the other nations so that less blood had to be shed, or the Israelites themselves, or simply to remove the sinful nation from the Promised Land, or as Daniel calls it, the Beautiful Land.

NU 25:3-4, DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21, PS 7:11, 78:49, JE 4:8, 17:4, 32:30-31, ZP 2:2 God is angry. His anger is sometimes fierce.

And the problem is? Righteous anger is not wrong.

2SA 22:7-8 (KJV) "I called to the Lord; ... he heard my voice; ... The earth trembled and quaked, ... because he was angry. Smoke came from his nostrils. Consuming fire came from his mouth, burning coals blazed out of it."

And? I guess the author believes that God needs to be our servant, and not the other way around.

EZ 6:12, NA 1:2, 6 God is jealous and furious. He reserves wrath for, and takes revenge on, his enemies. "... who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? His fury is poured out like fire, and rocks are thrown down by him."

Well, I'll be. A contradiction about God's Wrath on those in Hell?

2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is love.
GA 5:22-23 The fruit of the Spirit of God is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

God is love indeed, and he's never not self-controled. The anger exhibited is to get someone to repent or to judge Israel prior to Christ's coming. Some other nations were judged too, some to repent - Egypt, and others to not interfere with the Covenant - Babylon, Phillistines, Canaanites, Amelakites, and Amorites.

GE 4:16 Cain went away (or out) from the presence of the Lord.
JE 23:23-24 A man cannot hide from God. God fills heaven and earth.

Presence of Lord as in from the righteous and the Lord's focus.

GE 6:4 There were Nephilim (giants) before the Flood.
GE 7:21 All creatures other than Noah and his clan were annihilated by the Flood. NU 13:33 There were Nephilim after the Flood.

The giants are people - descendants from Adam. They speciated from Noah.

GE 6:6. EX 32:14, NU 14:20, 1SA 15:35, 2SA 24:16 God does change his mind.
NU 23:19-20, 1SA 15:29, JA 1:17 God does not change his mind.

This "contradiction" generally appears only in older English translations of the Biblical manuscripts. The accusation arises from translation difficulties and is solved by looking at the context of the event. God knew that Saul would fail in his duty as King of Israel. Nevertheless, God allowed Saul to be king and used him greatly to do His will. Saul was highly effective as leader of Israel, in stirring his people to have courage and take pride in their nation, and in coping with Israel's enemies during times of war. However, God made it clear long before this time (Genesis 49:8-10) that he would establish the kings that would reign over Israel, from the tribe of Judah. Saul was from the tribe of Benjamin. Therefore there was no doubt that Saul or his descendants were not God's permanent choice to sit on the throne of Israel. His successor David, however, was from the tribe of Judah, and his line was to continue. Therefore God, who knows all things, did not 'change his mind' about Saul, for he knew Saul would turn away from Him and that the throne would be given to another. The word in Hebrew that is used to express what God thought and how God felt concerning the turning of Saul from Him is "niham" which is rendered "repent" in the above. However, as is common in languages, it can mean more than one thing. For example, English has only one word for "love." Greek has at least 4 and Hebrew has more. A Hebrew or Greek word for love cannot always simply be translated "love" in English if more of the original meaning is to be retained. This is a problem that translators have. Those who translated the Bible under the order of King James (hence the King James translation, which Shabbir quotes from) translated this word niham 41 times as "repent," out of the 108 occurrences of the different forms of niham in the Hebrew manuscripts. These translators were dependent on far fewer manuscripts than were available to the more recent translators; the latter also having access to far older manuscripts as well as a greater understanding of the Biblical Hebrew words contained within. Therefore, the more recent translators have rendered niham far more accurately into English by conveying more of its Hebrew meaning (such as relent, grieve, console, comfort, change His mind, etc. as the context of the Hebrew text communicates). With that in mind, a more accurate rendering of the Hebrew would be that God was "grieved" that he had made Saul king. God does not lie or change his mind; for he is not a man that he should change his mind. God was grieved that he had made Saul king. God shows in the Bible that He has real emotions. He has compassion on people's pain and listens to people's pleas for help. His anger and wrath are roused when He sees the suffering of people from others' deeds. As a result of Saul's disobedience pain was caused to God and to the people of Israel. But also, God had it in His plan from the beginning that Saul's family, though not being from the tribe of Judah, would not stay on the throne. Therefore when Saul begs the prophet Samuel in verses 24 to 25 to be put right with God and not be dethroned, Samuel replies that God has said it will be this way - He is not going to change His mind. It was spoken that it would be this way hundreds of years before Saul was king. There is no contradiction here. The question was "Does God change his mind?" The answer is, "No." But He does respond to peoples situations and conduct, in compassion and in wrath, and therefore can be grieved when they do evil.

GE 6:19-22, 7:8-9, 7:14-16 Two of each kind are to be taken, and are taken, aboard Noah's Ark.
GE 7:2-5 Seven pairs of some kinds are to be taken (and are taken) aboard the Ark.

Two of unclean and seven of clean.

GE 7:1 Noah was righteous.
JB 1:1,8, JB 2:3 Job was righteous.
LK 1:6 Zechariah and Elizabeth were righteous.
JA 5:16 Some men are righteous, (which makes their prayers effective).
1JN 3:6-9 Christians become righteous (or else they are not really Christians).
RO 3:10, 3:23, 1JN 1:8-10 No one was or is righteous.

Romans refers to perfect, not righteous. The New Testament explains that with respect to God's perfection and justice, without Christ no one is. However, these men in the Old Testament clearly believed in righteousness and thus in Christ. Doing righteousness makes you righteous to men.

GE 7:7 Noah and his clan enter the Ark.
GE 7:13 They enter the Ark (again?).

Genesis 7:11-7:16 is a recollection of the whole day.

GE 11:7-9 God sows discord.
PR 6:16-19 God hates anyone who sows discord.

Genesis 11:7-9 is God's punishment and this "discord" is not malicious. The discord He is talking about is deceit. Proverbs 6:16-19 says that God doesn't want anyone doing that because it violates His Law.

GE 11:9 At Babel, the Lord confused the language of the whole world.
1CO 14:33 Paul says that God is not the author of confusion.

Paul means that God won't have contradictory doctrines (i.e. Bible contradictions). Context please.

GE 11:12 Arpachshad [Arphaxad] was the father of Shelah.
LK 3:35-36 Cainan was the father of Shelah. Arpachshad was the grandfather of Shelah.

This is a copyist error in Genesis 11:12. From the Septuagint we see that it was the other way around and that Shelah was Arphaxad's grandson and Sem/Shem was his father and that Arphaxad was Cainan's father (http://www.ccel.org/b/brenton/lxx/htm/iii.11.htm#iii.11).

GE 11:26 Terah was 70 years old when his son Abram was born.
GE 11:32 Terah was 205 years old when he died (making Abram 135 at the time).
GE 12:4, AC 7:4 Abram was 75 when he left Haran. This was after Terah died. Thus, Terah could have been no more than 145 when he died; or Abram was only 75 years old after he had lived 135 years.

Abraham was not the firstborn. The sons are listed in order of importance not birth, just like in Genesis 5:32.

GE 12:7, 17:1, 18:1, 26:2, 32:30, EX 3:16, 6:2-3, 24:9-11, 33:11, NU 12:7-8, 14:14, JB 42:5, AM 7:7-8, 9:1 God is seen.
EX 33:20, JN 1:18, 1JN 4:12 God is not seen. No one can see God's face and live. No one has ever seen him.

The first one is the Son. The second is the Father.

GE 10:5, 20, 31 There were many languages before the Tower of Babel.
GE 11:1 There was only one language before the Tower of Babel.

It is clear by Genesis 10:20 and 31 that tongues refers to culture. Genesis 10:20 and 31 shows that this is so. Could, or would a family invent their own language?

GE 15:9, EX 20:24, 29:10-42, LE 1:1-7:38, NU 28:1-29:40, God details sacrificial offerings.
JE 7:21-22 God says he did no such thing.

Misunderstanding of Jeremiah 7:22. God says He didn't just tell them to burn offerings and sacrifices:

Jeremiah 7:22 (NIV): "For when I brought your forefathers out of Egypt and spoke to them, I did not just give them commands about burnt offerings and sacrifices,"

GE 16:15, 21:1-3, GA 4:22 Abraham had two sons, Ishmael and Isaac.
HE 11:17 Abraham had only one son.

With respect to the Covenant. It's also an allegory to Jesus, thus it's not to be taken strictly or as a historical account.

GE 17:1, 35:11, 1CH 29:11-12, LK 1:37 God is omnipotent. Nothing is impossible with (or for) God.
JG 1:19 Although God was with Judah, together they could not defeat the plainsmen because the latter had iron chariots.

God's power wasn't literally with Judas. His command was given to him to do that. Would the writer really be that dumb, if he were a fraud, to write that God couldn't defeat a bunch of dudes just because they had chariots of iron, whereas He destroys two cities (Sodom and Gomorrha), like nothing?

GE 17:7, 10-11 The covenant of circumcision is to be everlasting.
GA 6:15 It is of no consequence.

The Covenant remains but is fulfilled. We still have to be circumcised: in the heart.(verses pending) This is another case of Jewish culture misunderstanding an Old Testament metaphor (like not eating certain foods). It is also possible that it was meant to be a physical act to symbolize the Messiah's coming.

GE 17:8 God promises Abraham the land of Canaan as an "everlasting possession."
GE 25:8, AC 7:2-5, HE 11:13 Abraham died with the promise unfulfilled.

The land did become Abraham's possession. It just didn't happen during his lifetime: Joshua 24:32.

GE 17:15-16, 20:11-12, 22:17 Abraham and his half sister, Sarai, are married and receive God's blessings.
LE 20:17, DT 27:20-23 Incest is wrong.

Perhaps the author would also like to invent a modern set of definitions and apply them to the Bible? This is a clear case of Russell's paradox. The Laws of Moses were instituted in these things in order for the Jewish race not to genetically destroy itself. In any case, God ordered Abraham to do these things for His purpose, thus it is not a sin, but a fulfillment of His will. Those who object to it being a sin, would have to consider that the Law concerning these things was made so that man does not do them because of his lack of love of God and his neighbor. This is not to say that the means justify the ends, because the means are the ends in the Bible. The Laws of Moses are specifically for man, not God.

GE 18:20-21 God decides to "go down" to see what is going on.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from his view.

This is to give the justification before Abraham. The two angels are invited to Lot, Abraham's relation.

GE 19:30-38 While he is drunk, Lot's two daughters "lie with him," become pregnant, and give birth to his offspring.
2PE 2:7 Lot was "just" and "righteous."

How is it Lot's fault that his daughters did that (to preserve his seed) when he was DRUNK? They did it because there was nobody in the mountain.

GE 22:1-12, DT 8:2 God tempts (tests) Abraham and Moses.
JG 2:22 God himself says that he does test (tempt).
1CO 10:13 Paul says that God controls the extent of our temptations.
JA 1:13 God tests (tempts) no one.

God doesn't tempt with evil anyone. He tests such as in the case of Solomon.

GE 27:28 "May God give you ... an abundance of grain and new wine."
DT 7:13 If they follow his commandments, God will bless the fruit of their wine.
PS 104:15 God gives us wine to gladden the heart.
JE 13:12 "... every bottle shall be filled with wine."
JN 2:1-11 According to the author of John, Jesus' first miracle was turning water to wine.
RO 14:21 It is good to refrain from drinking wine.

This is talking about drunkards. Indeed it is good to refrain so that you don't become a drunkard, but it's not wrong if you have a drink or two.

GE 35:10 God says Jacob is to be called Jacob no longer; henceforth his name is Israel.
GE 46:2 At a later time, God himself uses the name Jacob.

His official name became Israel. Also, God was identifying him.

GE 36:11 The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, Gatam, and Kenaz.
GE 36:15-16 Teman, Omar, Zepho, Kenaz.
1CH 1:35-36 Teman, Omar, Zephi, Gatam, Kenaz, Timna, and Amalek.

1 Chronicles 1:35-36 lists all of them. The first Genesis account is more detailed. Some chronologies in Genesis are simply of the important sons.

GE 49:2-28 The fathers of the twelve tribes of Israel are: Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Zebulun, Issachar, Dan, Gad, Asher, Naphtali, Joseph, and Benjamin.
RE 7:4-8 (Leaves out the tribe of Dan, but adds Manasseh.)

Dan=Manasseh (names aren't usually the way to go if you want a "valid" contradiction).

GE 50:13 Jacob was buried in a cave at Machpelah bought from Ephron the Hittite.
AC 7:15-16 He was buried in the sepulchre at Shechem, bought from the sons of Hamor.

The cave was given back to the sons of Hamor/Heth and Israel buys it in Joshua 24:32 forever by bying it from the sons of Hamor.

EX 3:1 Jethro was the father-in-law of Moses.
NU 10:29, JG 4:11 (KJV) Hobab was the father-in-law of Moses.

It's either the same person (people had many names like Peter/Cephas), or multiple fathers-in-law.

EX 3:20-22, DT 20:13-17 God instructs the Israelites to despoil the Egyptians, to plunder their enemies.
EX 20:15, 17, LE 19:13 God prohibits stealing, defrauding, or robbing a neighbor.

God's Law means that you shouldn't do it unless the Lord tells you. Sin means contra -the will of God. Thus it is illogical to say that it's a sin for God to tell someone to do anything. Whatever the reason of the plunder is, God ordered it. Perhaps it was so that they couldn't trace the Israelites.

EX 4:11 God decides who will be dumb, deaf, blind, etc.
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love.

God does decide. It's His justice. It's also that the Lord permits people to have those injuries because they are disobedient to His will or does so because they have been.

EX 9:3-6 God destroys all the cattle (including horses) belonging to the Egyptians.
EX 9:9-11 The people and the cattle are afflicted with boils.
EX 12:12, 29 All the first-born of the cattle of the Egyptians are destroyed.
EX 14:9 After having all their cattle destroyed, then afflicted with boils, and then their first-born cattle destroyed, the Egyptians pursue Moses on horseback.
Note in Exodus 9:3 that only cattle in the field were killed. Same in 9:9.

EX 12:13 The Israelites have to mark their houses with blood in order for God to see which houses they occupy and "pass over" them.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees everything. Nothing is hidden from God.

The Lord ordered them to put blood not so that he would recognize them but so that they would be obedient. "The blood will be a sign for you on the houses where you are;..." Meaning the blood is the sign on the houses in which you are, and thus I won't strike you for being obedient.

EX 12:37, NU 1:45-46 The number of men of military age who take part in the Exodus is given as more than 600,000. Allowing for women, children, and older men would probably mean that a total of about 2,000,000 Israelites left Egypt.
1KI 20:15 All the Israelites, including children, number only 7000 at a later time.

This is the army set against Egypt which numbered 7000.

EX 15:3, 17:16, NU 25:4, 32:14, IS 42:13 God is a man of war--he is fierce and angry.
RO 15:33, 2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love and peace.

He is both. He'll send people to Hell, won't He? Yet He loves every one of them until they fall.

EX 20:1-17 God gave the law directly to Moses (without using an intermediary).
GA 3:19 The law was ordained through angels by a mediator (an intermediary).

Moses is the mediator (Deuteronomy 5:5). We do not have a record in Exodus about whether God gave it directly or it was through angels, although Exodus 19:16 we have a trumpet sounding which is how angels come. Exodus 19:24 just skips to Exodus 19:25 where Moses goes down to tell the people about God's Law.

EX 20:4 God prohibits the making of any graven images whatsoever.
EX 25:18 God enjoins the making of two graven images.

Exodus 20:4 talks about "graven images" insofar to make graven images for worship.
(http://www.tektonics.org/gk/gravenimages.html)

EX 20:5, 34:7, NU 14:18, DT 5:9, IS 14:21-22 Children are to suffer for their parent's sins.
DT 24:16, EZ 18:19-20 Children are not to suffer for their parent's sins.

First one relates to Original Sin. Second relates to individual sin.

EX 20:8-11, 31:15-17, 35:1-3 No work is to be done on the Sabbath, not even lighting a fire. The commandment is permanent, and death is required for infractions.
MK 2:27-28 Jesus says that the Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath (after his disciples were criticized for breaking the Sabbath).
RO 14:5, CN 2:14-16 Paul says the Sabbath commandment was temporary, and to decide for yourself regarding its observance.

One day, not Saturday, for worship. The Law was made to serve man, not man to serve the Law. Just like today's beaurocrats are slaves to their own law. This is what Jesus is talking against: beaurocrats. Also, Jesus did not break the Sabbath, nor did His disciples because it was accepted to pick seeds on the Sabbath. Furthermore, nobody knows the exact seventh day. The reason the Jews worshipped on Saturday was because that was the day Moses got them out of Egypt. Thus, if Jesus and His disciples observed, say Thursday, whereas the previous week they observed on Saturday, He and His disciples are free from observing the Sabbath until next Thursday.

EX 20:12, DT 5:16, MT 15:4, 19:19, MK 7:10, 10:19, LK 18:20 Honor your father and your mother is one of the ten commandments. It is reinforced by Jesus.
MT 10:35-37, LK 12:51-53, 14:26 Jesus says that he has come to divide families; that a man's foes will be those of his own household; that you must hate your father, mother, wife, children, brothers, sisters, and even your own life to be a disciple.
MT 23:9 Jesus says to call no man on earth your father.

Second means that His coming (second) will divide them. They themselves will do it. He has to come, thus He came to do that or to have that happen, otherwise the Scripture isn't fulfilled. What's the problem of Matthew 23:9? Don't call them your father, because your real Father is in Heaven.

EX 20:13, DT 5:17, MK 10:19, LK 18:20, RO 13:9, JA 2:11 God prohibits killing.
GE 34:1-35:5 God condones trickery and killing.
EX 32:27, DT 7:2, 13:15, 20:1-18 God orders killing.
2KI 19:35 An angel of the Lord slaughters 185,000 men.
(Note: See Atrocities section for many more examples.)

Genesis 34:1-35:5 in no way does God condone trickery in those verses. The terror of God in 35:5 is perfectly justified.
God orders that for punishment. Israel is supposed to represent Christ until His coming, thus Israel suffers His Judgment until then.

EX 20:14 God prohibits adultery.
HO 1:2 God instructs Hosea to "take a wife of harlotry."

Maybe someone should stop copy pasting even less informed skeptics and read that the Lord told him to take a wife from there so that she would stop her horrible sin, the one committed by the writer of these alleged contradictions - departing from the Lord:

Hosea 1:2 - "When the LORD began to speak through Hosea, the LORD said to him, "Go, take to yourself an adulterous wife and children of unfaithfulness, because the land is guilty of the vilest adultery in departing from the LORD."

-http://www.tektonics.org/gk/hoseamarry.httml

EX 21:23-25, LE 24:20, DT 19:21 A life for a life, an eye for an eye, etc.
MT 5:38-44, LK 6:27-29 Turn the other cheek. Love your enemies.

This is civil law. Jesus' commandment is because people confused that with normal practice.

EX 23:7 God prohibits the killing of the innocent.
NU 31:17-18, DT 7:2, JS 6:21-27, 7:19-26, 8:22-25, 10:20, 40, 11:8-15, 20, JG 11:30- 39, 21:10-12, 1SA 15:3 God orders or approves the complete extermination of groups of people which include innocent women and/or children.
(Note: See Atrocities section for many other examples of the killing of innocents.)

And the Amorites were just sitting there playing cards? No one is innocent: all are sinners. Their destruction was the only way not to infect our world with their deeds and for the least casualties and for the Israelites to succeed in their mission by God.

EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does not lie.
NU 14:30 God breaks his promise.

Wasn't really breaking a promise. More like not fulfilling it on the premise that the requirements were not met. They were promised it on certain conditions. He is faithful if they kept His conditions.

EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does not lie.
1KI 22:21-23 God condones a spirit of deception.

This is sarcasm on the part of Jehoshaphat. Learn to read context.

EX 34:6, DT 7:9-10, TS 1:2 God is faithful and truthful. He does not lie.
2TH 2:11-12 God deludes people, making them believe what is false, so as to be able to condemn them. (Note: some versions use the word persuade here. The context makes clear, however, that deception is involved.)

God's delusion is not that he's lying. His "delusion" is to allow them to delude themselves when they won't repent.

EX 34:6-7, JS 24:19, 1CH 16:34 God is faithful, holy and good.
IS 45:6-7, LA 3:8, AM 3:6 God is responsible for evil.

This means that the Lord made the capacity for evil. Thus all evil had its origin from free will, which has its origin from God.

EX 34:6-7, HE 9:27 God remembers sin, even when it has been forgiven.
JE 31:34 God does not remember sin when it has been forgiven.

Learn them metaphors!

LE 3:17 God himself prohibits forever the eating of blood and fat.
MT 15:11, CN 2:20-22 Jesus and Paul say that such rules don't matter--they are only human injunctions.

If the reader were to READ Leviticus 1:1-3:16, he/she would understand that 3:17 is concerning a metaphor that they would not eat that. It doesn't mean the eating itself but sinning, and this represents righteousness until Christ comes.

LE 19:18, MT 22:39 Love your neighbor [as much as] yourself.
1CO 10:24 Put your neighbor ahead of yourself.

Ah, those metaphors. You can really see the sense of bleak desperation of the Bible skeptics, with sweat on their forehead while browsing fervently through Scripture looking for contradictions. I bet they've read more of the Bible than some believers just because of that, or everyone just copy-pasted someone...

LE 21:10 The chief priest is not to rend his clothes.
MT 26:65, MK 14:63 He does so during the trial of Jesus.

Well he's not SUPPOSED to. And furthermore, it might be an indication that they're not real priests, but masking to be so. But seriously, they weren't supposed to do it, but they did it. You're not supposed to fornicate according to God's Law, but people do it anyway.

LE 25:37, PS 15:1, 5 It is wrong to lend money at interest.
MT 25:27, LK 19:23-27 It is wrong to lend money without interest.

If you actually read the whole parable (Luke 19:12-22), you'd understand that the servant was taking the money and spending the money that didn't belonged to him.

NU 11:33 God inflicts sickness.
JB 2:7 Satan inflicts sickness.

Both can't? God does so for good reasons.

NU 15:24-28 Sacrifices can, in at least some case, take away sin.
HE 10:11 They never take away sin.

They cover sin in Numbers, but not have it forgiven (removen).

NU 25:9 24,000 died in the plague.
1CO 10:8 23,000 died in the plague.

Different plagues:

This apparent contradiction asks how many people died from the plague that occurred in Shittim (which incidentally is misspelt 'Shittin' in Shabbir's pamphlet). Numbers 25:1-9 and 1 Corinthians 10:8 are contrasted. Shabbir is referring to the wrong plague here.

If he had looked at the context of 1 Corinthians 10, he would have noted that Paul was referring to the plague in Exodus 32:28, which takes place at Mt. Sinai and not to that found in Numbers 25, which takes place in Shittim, amongst the Moabites. If there is any doubt refer to verse 7 of 1 Corinthians 10, which quotes almost exactly from Exodus 32:6, "Afterwards they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry."

Now there are those who may say that the number killed in the Exodus 32 account were 3,000 (Exodus 32:28) another seeming contradiction, but one which is easily rectified once you read the rest of the text. The 3,000 killed in verse 28 account for only those killed by men with swords. This is followed by a plague which the Lord brings against those who had sinned against him in verse 35, which says, "And the Lord struck the people with a plague because of what they did with the calf Aaron had made." It is to this plague which Paul refers to in 1 Corinthians 10:8.

NU 30:2 God enjoins the making of vows (oaths). MT 5:33-37 Jesus forbids doing so, saying that they arise from evil (or the Devil).

Jesus tells people not to swear like, "I swear by heaven that I will etc..." as opposed to the one in Numbers 30:2 TO GOD NOT MEN. You promise something to the Lord and do it.

NU 33:38 Aaron died on Mt. Hor.
DT 10:6 Aaron died in Mosera.

Considering Mt. Hor is in the region called Mosera, we have a mighty contradiction...

NU 33:41-42 After Aaron's death, the Israelites journeyed from Mt. Hor, to Zalmonah, to Punon, etc.
DT 10:6-7 It was from Mosera, to Gudgodah, to Jotbath.

The places like Mt. Hor were in Mosera...

DT 6:15, 9:7-8, 29:20, 32:21 God is sometimes angry.
MT 5:22 Anger is a sin.

The anger in Matthew 5:22 is anger without a cause. Even though some manuscripts have the "without a cause" phrase omitted, it is most likely that it was in there seeing how Jesus dealt sternly with sinners at various times. The context of the verse is most definitely the same as that of 1 John 3:15, that anyone who hates his brother is a murderer.

DT 7:9-10 God destroys his enemies.
MT 5:39-44 Do not resist your enemies. Love them.

God destroyed them for certain reasons (establishing Covenant, and other stuff you know). That enemies were destroyed after the command of Christ is evident from the example of Peter with Ananias and Sapphira in Acts. But it is not they who kill them, but God, punishing for their sinful actions so that others follow the right path.

DT 18:20-22 A false prophet is one whose words do not come true. Death is required.
EZ 14:9 A prophet who is deceived, is deceived by God himself. Death is still required.

Ezekiel 14:9 means that God won't allow the prophet to be true if he's not. Certainly God is the ultimate reason for that man being "deceived," or more properly tricked.

DT 23:1 A castrate may not enter the assembly of the Lord.
IS 56:4-5 Some castrates will receive special rewards.

Quite possibly, the eunuchs in Isaiah 56:4 are the one that are described by Jesus in Matthew 19:12.

DT 23:1 A castrate may not enter the assembly of the Lord.
MT 19:12 Men are encouraged to consider making themselves castrates for the sake of the Kingdom of God.

The prohibition even in Old Testament times was just not to enter certain places. One could be saved being a castrate even then, such as possibly Nehemiah.

DT 24:1-5 A man can divorce his wife simply because she displeases him and both he and his wife can remarry.
MK 10:2-12 Divorce is wrong, and to remarry is to commit adultery.

To remarry a woman/man who was not your previous spouse is adultery. DT 24:16, 2KI 14:6, 2CH 25:4, EZ 18:20 Children are not to suffer for their parent's sins.
RO 5:12, 19, 1CO 15:22 Death is passed to all men by the sin of Adam.

Children aren't to be punished for their father's theft. But Adam's Original Sin brought destruction to the world punishing them physically now, but not on the Day of Judgment.

DT 30:11-20 It is possible to keep the law.
RO 3:20-23 It is not possible to keep the law.

The passages in Deuteronomy in my opinion talk about it in the same sense as someone who will keep the 10 Commandments today; in practice impossible to never sin, but as a general rule, to adhere is certainly achievable, attempting to not sin.

JS 11:20 God shows no mercy to some.
LK 6:36, JA 5:11 God is merciful.

The hardening of hearts, leading to destruction in the case of Joshua.

JG 4:21 Sisera was sleeping when Jael killed him.
JG 5:25-27 Sisera was standing.

Judges 5:25-27 this is a song sung by Deborah and Barak son of Abinoam: Judges 5:1

JS 10:38-40 Joshua himself captured Debir.
JG 1:11-15 It was Othniel, who thereby obtained the hand of Caleb's daughter, Achsah.

Joshua was the leader and Othniel was the one that Caleb saw (general maybe).

1SA 8:2-22 Samuel informs God as to what he has heard from others.
PR 15:3, JE 16:17, 23:24-25, HE 4:13 God is everywhere. He sees and hears everything.

We read in 1 Samuel 8:6 that Samuel prayed to God. Without prayer don't expect anything. Thus if he expected a reply he had to pray.

1SA 9:15-17 The Lord tells Samuel that Saul has been chosen to lead the Israelites and will save them from the Philistines.
1SA 15:35 The Lord is sorry that he has chosen Saul.
1SA 31:4-7 Saul commits suicide and the Israelites are overrun by the Philistines.

1 Samuel 9:17 - When Samuel caught sight of Saul, the LORD said to him, "This is the man I spoke to you about; he will govern my people." Doesn't say that he will be saved from Philistines.

1SA 15:7-8, 20 The Amalekites are utterly destroyed.
1SA 27:8-9 They are utterly destroyed (again?).
1SA 30:1, 17-18 They raid Ziklag and David smites them (again?).

In 1 Samuel 15:7 we have Saul stopping at Shur. In 1 Samuel 27:8 David continues from Shur to Egypt. In 1 Samuel 29:11 the Philistines (Amelakites) went up to Jezreel from a part they hadn't gone to yet.

1SA 16:10-11, 17:12 Jesse had seven sons plus David, or eight total.
1CH 2:13-15 He had seven total.

Maybe a copyist error in 1 Samuel 16:11 and 17:12. The Hebrew and Greek 6 and 7 are very close in resemblance but unlikely.

It's also possible that one of the sons was adopted, thus not being a son born to Jesse, but a son nonetheless.

1SA 16:19-23 Saul knew David well before the latter's encounter with Goliath.
1SA 17:55-58 Saul did not know David at the time of his encounter with Goliath and had to ask about David's identity.

It is clear from 1 Samuel 16:23 that David served Saul for the time until the battle with the Philistines, so there is no possibility of Saul not knowing David personally. Saul knew of David and his father and their names in Chapter 16. It's very likely that David was just another ordinary servant. After all he was there only because Samuel chose him, not because of any special reason Saul had, so over time he would have known him only as David. It's likely that he did not refer to him as David, but maybe as servant, or boy, especially if he had a lot of them. Eventually when David defeated Goliath Saul would take a special interest and be reacquainted with him. Chapter 18 certainly continues as if Saul had known David before Goliath.

1SA 17:50 David killed Goliath with a slingshot.
1SA 17:51 David killed Goliath (again?) with a sword.

1 Samuel 17:51 doesn't say he killed him again. If the writer were a fraud, he'd known better, because these are consecutive verses. Instead the meaning of the word "slay" in 17:51 means chopping off the dude's head, which he needed to bring to Saul. Saul is also "slayed" by being decapitated later on.

1SA 17:50 David killed Goliath.
2SA 21:19 Elhanan killed Goliath. (Note: Some translations insert the words "the brother of" before Elhanan. These are an addition to the earliest manuscripts in an apparent attempt to rectify this inconsistency.)

Elhanan is a copyist error:

See here (Solution 94):

The discrepancy as to who killed Goliath (David or Elhanan) was caused by copyist or scribal error, which can be seen clearly.

The text of 2 Samuel 21:19 reads as follows:

"In another battle with the Philistines at Gob, Elhanan son of Jaare-Oregim the Bethlehemite killed Goliath the Gittite, who had a spear with a shaft like a weaver's rod."

As this stands in the Hebrew Masoretic text, this is a certainly a clear contradiction to 1 Samuel and its account of David's slaying of Goliath. However, there is a very simple and apparent reason for this contradiction, as in the parallel passage of 1 Chronicles 20:5 shows. It describes the episode as follows:

"In another battle with the Philistines, Elhanan son of Jair killed Lahmi the brother of Goliath the Gittite, who had a spear with a shaft like a weaver's rod."

When the Hebrew for these sentences is examined, the reason for the contradiction becomes quite obvious and the latter 1 Chronicles is seen to be the true and correct reading. This is not simply because we know David killed Goliath, but also because of the language.

When the scribe was duplicating the earlier manuscript, it must have been blurred or damaged at this particular verse in 2 Samuel. The result was that he made two or three mistakes (see Gleason L. Archer, Encyclopedia of Bible Difficulties, page 179):

The sign of the direct object in 1 Chronicals was '-t which comes just before "Lahmi" in the sentence order. The scribe mistook it for b-t or b-y-t ("Beth") and thus got BJt hal-Lahmi ("the Bethlehemite") out of it. He misread the word for "brother" ('-h , the h having a dot underneath it) as the sign of the direct object ('-t) right before g-l-y-t ("Goliath"). Therefore he made "Goliath" the object of "killed" instead of "brother" of Goliath, as in 1 Chronicles. The copyist misplaced the word for "weavers" ('-r-g-ym) so as to put it right after "Elhanan" as his family name (ben Y-'-r-y'-r--g-ym, ben ya'arey 'ore-gim, "the son of the forest of weavers", a most improbable name for anyone's father). In Chronicles the ore-gim ("weavers") comes straight after men\r ("a beam of") - thus making perfectly good sense. To conclude: the 2 Samuel passage is an entirely traceable error on the part of the copyist in the original wording, which has been preserved in 1 Chronicles 20:5. David killed Goliath.

This testifies to the honesty and openness of the scribes and translators (both Jewish and Christian). Although it would be easy to change this recognized error, this has not been done in favour of remaining true to the manuscripts. Although it leaves the passage open to shallow criticism as Shabbir Ally has shown, it is criticism which we are not afraid of. An excellent example of human copying error resulting from the degeneration of papyrus.

1SA 21:1-6 Ahimalech was high priest when David ate the bread.
MK 2:26 Abiathar was high priest at the time.

Considering that nowhere in the OT is a high priest mentioned, nor was such an office there at the time, and that the word translated as 'high priest' in Mark is archierus(See here), which is also the one translated as chief priests for the Pharisees, we can conclude that at the time of Abiathar, who later became chief priest (even though his dad Ahimelech was chief priest at the exact moment) David asked for bread.

1SA 28:6 Saul inquired of the Lord, but received no answer.
1CH 10:13-14 Saul died for not inquiring of the Lord.

And if we are to read 1 Samuel 28:7 - He seeked the advice from a woman with a familiar spirit. 1 Chronicles 10:13-14 means that he didn't persist in only seeking God's advice: he was just looking for advice.

1SA 31:4-6 Saul killed himself by falling on his sword.
2SA 1:2-10 Saul, at his own request, was slain by an Amalekite.
2SA 21:12 Saul was killed by the Philistines on Gilboa.
1CH 10:13-14 Saul was slain by God.

1st one is true. The second verse tells the story of how the Amalekite LIED to get the reward for killing Saul. As for 2 Samuel 21:12 the Philistines "slayed" him by cutting off his head as recorded in 1 Samuel 31:9. The last verse means God allowed it to happen.

2SA 6:23 Michal was childless.
2SA 21:8 (KJV) She had five sons.

In 2 Samuel 6:23 Michal had no children from then on, as can be understood by 2 Samuel 6:22, and etc.

2SA 24:1 The Lord inspired David to take the census.
1CH 21:1 Satan inspired the census.

See here (Solution 1)

(Category: misunderstood how God works in history)

This seems an apparent discrepancy unless of course both statements are true. It was towards the end of David's reign, and David was looking back over his brilliant conquests, which had brought the Canaanite, Syrian, and Phoenician kingdoms into a state of vassalage and dependency on Israel. He had an attitude of pride and self- admiration for his achievements, and was thinking more in terms of armaments and troops than in terms of the mercies of God.

The Lord therefore decided that it was time that David be brought to his knees, where he would once again be cast back onto the mercy of God. So he let him go ahead with his census, in order to find out just how much good it would do him, as the only thing this census would accomplish would be to inflate the national ego (intimated in Joab's warning against carrying out the census in 1 Chronicles 21:3). As soon as the numbering was completed, God intended to chasten the nation with a disastrous plague which would bring about an enormous loss of life (in fact the lives of 70,000 Israelites according to 2 Samuel 24:15).

What about Satan? Why would he get himself involved in this affair (according to 1 Chronicles 21:1) if God had already prompted David to commit the folly he had in mind? It seems his reasons were entirely malicious, knowing that a census would displease the Lord (1 Chronicles 21:7-8), and so he also incited David to carry it through.

Yet this is nothing new, for there are a number of other occurrences in the Bible where both the Lord and Satan were involved in soul-searching testings and trials:

In the book of Job, chapters one and two we find a challenge to Satan from God allowing Satan to bring upon Job his calamities. God's purpose was to purify Job's faith, and to strengthen his character by means of discipline through adversity, whereas Satan's purpose was purely malicious, wishing Job as much harm as possible so that he would recant his faith in his God. Similarly both God and Satan are involved in the sufferings of persecuted Christians according to 1 Peter 4:19 and 5:8. God's purpose is to strengthen their faith and to enable them to share in the sufferings of Christ in this life, that they may rejoice with Him in the glories of heaven to come (1 Peter 4:13-14), whereas Satan's purpose is to 'devour' them (1 Peter 5:8), or rather to draw them into self-pity and bitterness, and down to his level. Both God and Satan allowed Jesus the three temptations during his ministry on earth. God's purpose for these temptations was for him to triumph completely over the very tempter who had lured the first Adam to his fall, whereas Satan's purpose was to deflect the saviour from his messianic mission.
In the case of Peter's three denials of Jesus in the court of the high priest, it was Jesus himself who points out the purposes of both parties involvement when he says in Luke 22:31-32, "Simon, Simon, Satan has asked to sift you as wheat. But I have prayed for you Simon, that your faith may not fail. And when you have turned back, strengthen your brothers."
And finally the crucifixion itself bears out yet another example where both God and Satan are involved. Satan exposed his purpose when he had the heart of Judas filled with treachery and hate (John 13:27), causing him to betray Jesus. The Lord's reasoning behind the crucifixion, however, was that Jesus, the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world should give his life as a ransom for many, so that once again sinful man could relish in the relationship lost at the very beginning, in the garden of Eden, and thereby enter into a relationship which is now eternal.
Thus we have five other examples where both the Lord and Satan were involved together though with entirely different motives. Satan's motive in all these examples, including the census by David was driven by malicious intent, while the Lord in all these cases showed an entirely different motive. His was a benevolent motive with a view to eventual victory, while simultaneously increasing the usefulness of the person tested. In every case Satan's success was limited and transient; while in the end God's purpose was well served furthering His cause substantially.

(Archer 1982:186-188)

2SA 24:9 The census count was: Israel 800,000 and Judah 500,000.
1CH 21:5 The census count was: Israel 1,100,000 and Judah 470,000.

See here (Solution 2 & 3)

Regarding 800,000 vs 1,100,000:

(Category: misunderstood the historical context or misunderstood the author's intent)

There are a number of ways to understand not only this problem but the next challenge as well, since they both refer to the same passages and to the same census.

It is possible that the differences between the two accounts are related to the unofficial and incomplete nature of the census (which will be discussed later), or that the book of Samuel presents rounded numbers, particularly for Judah.

The more likely answer, however, is that one census includes categories of men that the other excludes. It is quite conceivable that the 1 Chronicles 21:5 figure included all the available men of fighting age, whether battle-seasoned or not, whereas the 2 Samuel 24:9 account is speaking only of those who were ready for battle. Joab's report in 2 Samuel 24 uses the word 'is hayil, which is translated as "mighty men", or battle-seasoned troops, and refers to them numbering 800,000 veterans. It is reasonable that there were an additional 300,000 men of military age kept in the reserves, but not yet involved in field combat. The two groups would therefore make up the 1,100,000 men in the 1 Chronicles 21 account which does not employ the Hebrew term 'is hayil to describe them.

(Archer 1982:188-189 and Light of Life II 1992:189-190)

Regarding 500,000 vs 470,000:

(Category: misunderstood the historical context)

Observe that 1 Chronicles 21:6 clearly states that Joab did not complete the numbering, as he had not yet taken a census of the tribe of Benjamin, nor that of Levi's either, due to the fact that David came under conviction about completing the census at all. Thus the different numbers indicate the inclusion or exclusion of particular unspecified groups in the nation. We find another reference to this in 1 Chronicles 27:23-24 where it states that David did not include those twenty years old and younger, and that since Joab did not finish the census the number was not recorded in King David's Chronicle.

The procedure for conducting the census had been to start with the trans-Jordanian tribes (2 Samuel 24:5) and then shift to the northern most tribe of Dan and work southward towards Jerusalem (verse 7). The numbering of Benjamin, therefore, would have come last. Hence Benjamin would not be included with the total for Israel or of that for Judah, either. In the case of 2 Samuel 24, the figure for Judah included the already known figure of 30,000 troops mustered by Benjamin. Hence the total of 500,000 included the Benjamite contingent.

Observe that after the division of the United Kingdom into the North and the South following the death of Solomon in 930 BC, most of the Benjamites remained loyal to the dynasty of David and constituted (along with Simeon to the south) the kingdom of Judah. Hence it was reasonable to include Benjamin with Judah and Simeon in the sub- total figure of 500,000, even though Joab may not have itemized it in the first report he gave to David (1 Chronicles 21:5). Therefore the completed grand total of fighting forces available to David for military service was 1,600,000 (1,100,000 of Israel, 470,000 of Judah-Simeon, and 30,000 of Benjamin).

(Archer 1982:188-189 and Light of Life II 1992:189)

2SA 24:10-17 David sinned in taking the census.
1KI 15:5 David's only sin (ever) was in regard to another matter.

The verse is actually 2 Samuel 24:10 and it's not concerning sinning in taking the census, but in the case of Uriah as is the parallel verse 2 Samuel 12:13. After taking the census, not because of, David repents to the Lord for his sin against Uriah. So both verses are talking about the same thing.

2SA 24:24 David paid 50 shekels of silver for the purchase of a property.
1CH 21:22-25 He paid 600 shekels of gold.

The difference in money is to relate to the equivalent sum in the later times (1 Chronicles) due to inflation. It may as well be equivalent to $200 million dollars today or something.

1KI 3:12 God made Solomon the wisest man that ever lived, yet ....
1KI 11:1-13 Solomon loved many foreign women (against God's explicit prohibition) who turned him to other gods (for which he deserved death).

Well it's wrong that he did that. God did make him, but Solomon turned to iniquity.

1KI 3:12, 4:29, 10:23-24, 2CH 9:22-23 God made Solomon the wisest king and the wisest man that ever lived. There never has been nor will be another like him.
MT 12:42, LK 11:31 Jesus says: "... now one greater than Solomon is here."

In the first set of lines it is clear that 1 Kings 3:12 is to be taken metaphorically, most probably with respect to rulers of Israel if you would look at 1 Kings 3:9-11 for context.

1KI 4:26 Solomon had 40,000 horses (or stalls for horses).
2CH 9:25 He had 4,000 horses (or stalls for horses).

Copyist error or that the horses were reduced.

1KI 5:16 Solomon had 3,300 supervisors.
2CH 2:2 He had 3,600 supervisors.

If you would notice that 1 Kings 5:16 - "Besides the chief of Solomon's officers which were over the work, three thousand and three hundred, which ruled over the people that wrought in the work. So the chiefs and the officers were 300.

1KI 7:15-22 The two pillars were 18 cubits high.
2CH 3:15-17 They were 35 cubits high.

1 Kings says 18 a piece, whereas 2 Chronicles simply says they were 35 cubits high (so they might not have been at the same level). If they were 17.6 each: 17.6+17.6=35.2 which is about 35.

1KI 7:26 Solomon's "molten sea" held 2000 "baths" (1 bath = about 8 gallons).
2CH 4:5 It held 3000 "baths."

See here (Solution 15)

(Category: misunderstood the author's intent, or copyist error)

"The Hebrew verb rendered "contained" and "held" is different from that translated "received"; and the meaning may be that the sea ordinarily contained 2,000 baths. But when filled to its utmost capacity it received and held 3,000 baths. Thus the chronicler simply mentions the amount of water that would make the sea like a flowing spring rather than a still pool. This informs us that 3,000 gallons of water were required to completely fill the sea which usually held 2,000 gallons.

Another solution follows a theme mentioned earlier, that the number in Hebrew lettering for 2000 has been confounded by the scribe with a similar alphabetical number for the number 3,000.

It should be noted that Shabbir (in his debate on 25th February 1998 against Jay Smith in Birmingham, UK) quoted this "contradiction" and added to it saying that if the bath had a diameter of 10 cubits it cannot possibly have had a circumference of 30 cubits as the text says (since 'pi' dictates that it would have a circumference of 31.416 or a 9.549 diameter).

Shabbir made the humorous comment "Find me a bath like that and I will get baptized in it!" But Shabbir did not read the text properly or was just going for a cheap, displaced laugh. Why? Because the text says that it was about 8cm thick and had a rim shaped like a lily. Therefore it depends on where you measure from. The top or bottom of the rim or the inside or outside for the vessel would all give a different diameter; and depending on whether you measure at the top of the rim or at the narrower point, you would get a different circumference.

In other words, Shabbir may well be getting baptized if someone can be bothered to make a replica!

(Haley pg. 382; Light of Life II 1992:192)"

1KI 8:12, 2CH 6:1, PS 18:11 God dwells in thick darkness.
1TI 6:16 God dwells in unapproachable light.

This is referring to the Ark of the Covenant, which had a dark place: the inside, and God was metaphorically there, because Moses' Tablets were there.

1KI 8:13, AC 7:47 Solomon, whom God made the wisest man ever, built his temple as an abode for God.
AC 7:48-49 God does not dwell in temples built by men.

Acts is referring to God as He is in Heaven. 1 Kings, etc. is metaphorical for the synagogue/churches.

1KI 9:28 420 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.
2CH 8:18 450 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.

This is most likely a copyist error. (Not making it up, look up the Septuagint).

1KI 15:14 Asa did not remove the high places.
2CH 14:2-3 He did remove them.

See here (Item #2)

Answering the former will require backing up and taking a broader look at our texts. The Kings writer of course recorded history for all of the Jews (both Israel and Judah) while the Chronicles writer only recorded for Judah other than when Israel came in the picture. Naturally this gave Chronicles more space to record things, and it does report more about Asa's reign (3 chapters vs 1) than Kings does.

1KI 16:6-8 Baasha died in the 26th year of King Asa's reign.
2CH 16:1 Baasha built a city in the 36th year of King Asa's reign.

Copyist error.

1KI 16:23 Omri became king in the thirty-first year of Asa's reign and he reigned for a total of twelve years.
1KI 16:28-29 Omri died, and his son Ahab became king in the thirty- eighth year of Asa's reign. (Note: Thirty-one through thirty-eight equals a reign of seven or eight years.)

If we are to read 1 Kings 16:16, Omri was king over Israel since Asa' 27th year (1 Kings 16:15). He was taken down and Omri did indeed reign for twelve years since Asa's 31st year - six of them in his new capital. (If it would have been near the end of Asa's 31st year, Omri could rule for about six years, or six years, and it would be Asa's 38th year).

1KI 22:23, 2KI 6:33, 2CH 18:22, 2TH 2:11 God himself causes a lying spirit.
PR 12:22 God abhors lying lips and delights in honesty.

In 1 Kings 22:23 and 2 Chronicles 18:22 Micaiah is being sarcastic. 2 Kings 6:33 is the words of the king whose soldiers Elijah had demolished with fireballs from the sky, to whom Elijah answers in the next chapter. 2 Thessalonians does not mean that God will deceive them, but that He will allow the unrepented (such as yourself) to deceive themselves.

1KI 22:42-43 Jehoshaphat did not remove the high places.
2CH 17:5-6 He did remove them.

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Contradiction is alleged here for obvious reasons, but I think it hardly needs pointing out that Josiah's reign didn't last just ten minutes. The latter verse obviously reflects conditions at the end of Jehoshaphat's reign, for of course we may be sure, knowing human psychology as we do, that some were quite inclined to put the high places back whenever they thought they could get away with it!

2KI 2:11 Elijah went up to heaven.
JN 3:13 Only the Son of Man (Jesus) has ever ascended to heaven.
2CO 12:2-4 An unnamed man, known to Paul, went up to heaven and came back.
HE 11:5 Enoch was translated to heaven.

There's three different heavens: the sky, outer space, and God's home. However, there's a fourth heaven to which Elijah, Enoch and the mysterious man were taken (who I think is metaphorical and never existed). 1 Enoch 12:1-6 (Enoch is not Scripture but it gives us a theoretical concept and that it was not Heaven, the abode of God):

Before these things Enoch was hidden, and no one of the children of men knew where he was hidden, and where he abode, and what had become of him. And his activities had to do with the Watchers, and his days were with the holy ones. And I Enoch was blessing the Lord of majesty and the King of the ages, and lo! the Watchers called me -- Enoch the scribe and said to me: 'Enoch, thou scribe of righteousness, go, declare to the Watchers of the heaven who have left the high heaven, the holy eternal place, and have defiled themselves with women, and have done as the children of earth do, and have taken unto themselves wives : "Ye have wrought great destruction on the earth: And ye shall have no peace nor forgiveness of sin: and inasmuch as they delight themselves in their children, The murder of their beloved ones shall they see, and over the destruction of their children shall they lament, and shall make supplication unto eternity, but mercy and peace shall ye not attain."

2KI 4:32-37 A dead child is raised (well before the time of Jesus).
MT 9:18-25, JN 11:38-44 Two dead persons are raised (by Jesus himself).
AC 26:23 Jesus was the first to rise from the dead.

Jesus was the first to rise from the dead meaning resurrected, because the bodies of those raised from the dead could still work - were not mown over by swords, etc. Jesus' did not work but He rose.

2KI 8:25-26 Ahaziah was 22 years old when he began his reign.
2CH 22:2 He was 42 when he began his reign.
[Note: Some translations use "twenty-two" here in an attempt to rectify this discrepancy. The Hebrew is clear, however, that 2CH 22:2 is 42. The Hebrew words involved are Strong's H705 and H8147, "forty" and "two," respectively.]

Solution 5. What Hebrew? The Septuagint is in Greek. The correct number is 22. 42 is a copyist error:

Because we are dealing with accounts which were written thousands of years ago, we would not expect to have the originals in our possession today, as they would have disintegrated long ago. We are therefore dependent on the copies taken from copies of those originals, which were in turn continually copied out over a period of centuries. Those who did the copying were prone to making two types of scribal errors. One concerned the spelling of proper names, and the other had to do with numbers.

The two examples of numerical discrepancy here have to do with a decade in the number given. Ahaziah is said to have been 22 in 2 Kings 8:26; while in 2 Chronicles 22:2 Ahaziah is said to have been 42. Fortunately there is enough additional information in the Biblical text to show that the correct number is 22. Earlier in 2 Kings 8:17 the author mentions that Ahaziah's father Joram ben Ahab was 32 when he became King, and he died eight years later, at the age of 40. Therefore Ahaziah could not have been 42 at the time of his father's death at age 40! Such scribal errors do not change Jewish or Christian beliefs in the least. In such a case, another portion of scripture often corrects the mistake (2 Kings 8:26 in this instance). We must also remember that the scribes who were responsible for the copies were meticulously honest in handling Biblical texts. They delivered them as they received them, without changing even obvious mistakes, which are few indeed.

(Refer to the next question for a more in-depth presentation on how scribes could misconstrue numbers within manuscripts)

(Archer 1982:206 and Light of Life II 1992:201)

2KI 9:27 Jehu shot Ahaziah near Ibleam. Ahaziah fled to Meggido and died there.
2CH 22:9 Ahaziah was found hiding in Samaria, brought to Jehu, and put to death.

2 Chronicles details on how he died there.

2KI 16:5 The King of Syria and the son of the King of Israel did not conquer Ahaz.
2CH 28:5-6 They did conquer Ahaz.

2 Chronicles says they inflicted heavy casualties, but nowhere does it say that they conquered Ahaz.

2KI 24:8 Jehoiachin (Jehoiakim) was eighteen years old when he began to reign.
2CH 36:9 He was eight.
(Note: This discrepancy has been "corrected" in some versions.)

Because it's a copyist error (Solution 6):

Once again there is enough information in the context of these two passages to tell us that 8 is wrong and 18 right. The age of 8 is unusually young to assume governmental leadership. However, there are certain commentators who contend that this can be entirely possible. They maintain that when Jehoiachin was eight years old, his father made him co-regent, so that he could be trained in the responsibilities of leading a kingdom. Jehoiachin then became officially a king at the age of eighteen, upon his father's death.

A more likely scenario, however, is that this is yet another case of scribal error, evidenced commonly with numbers. It may be helpful to interject here that there were three known ways of writing numbers in Hebrew. The earliest, a series of notations used by the Jewish settlers in the 5th century BC Elephantine Papyri (described in more detail below) was followed by a system whereby alphabetical letters were used for numbers. A further system was introduced whereby the spelling out of the numbers in full was prescribed by the guild of so-perim. Fortunately we have a large file of documents in papyrus from these three sources to which we can refer.

As with many of these numerical discrepancies, it is the decade number that varies. It is instructive to observe that the number notations used by the Jewish settlers in the 5th century BC Elephantine Papyri, during the time of Ezra and Nehemiah, from which this passage comes, evidences the earlier form of numerical notation. This consisted of a horizontal stroke ending in a downward hook at its right end to represent the numbers in tens (thus two horizontal strokes one above the other would be 20). Vertical strokes were used to represent anything less than ten. Thus eight would be /III IIII, but eighteen would be /III IIII with the addition of a horizontal line and downward hook above it. Similarly twenty-two would be /I followed by two horizontal hooks, and forty-two would be /I followed by two sets of horizontal hooks (please forgive the deficiencies of my computer; it is not the scholar Dr. Archer is).

If, then, the primary manuscript from which a copy was being carried out was blurred or smudged, one or more of the decadal notations could be missed by the copyist. It is far less likely that the copyist would have mistakenly seen an extra ten stroke that was not present in his original then that he would have failed to observe one that had been smudged.

In the New International Version (NIV) of the Bible, the corrections have been included in the texts. However, for clarity, footnotes at the bottom of the page mention that earlier Hebrew MSS include the scribal error, while the Septuagint MSS and Syriac as well as one Hebrew MSS include the correct numerals. It only makes sense to correct the numerals once the scribal error has been noted. This, however, in no way negates the authenticity nor the authority of the scriptures which we have.

Confirmation of this type of copyist error is found in various pagan writers as well. For example in the Behistun rock inscription set up by Darius 1, we find that number 38 gives the figure for the slain of the army of Frada as 55,243, with 6,572 prisoners, according to the Babylonian column. Copies of this inscription found in Babylon itself, records the number of prisoners as 6,973. However in the Aramaic translation of this inscription discovered at the Elephantine in Egypt, the number of prisoners was only 6,972.

Similarly in number 31 of the same inscription, the Babylonian column gives 2,045 as the number of slain in the rebellious army of Frawartish, along with 1,558 prisoners, whereas the Aramaic copy has over 1,575 as the prisoner count.

(Archer 1982:206-207, 214-215, 222, 230; Nehls pg.17-18; Light of Life II 1992:204- 205)

2KI 24:8 Jehoiachin (Jehoiakim) reigned three months.
2CH 36:9 He reigned three months and ten days.

The latter is more specific.

2KI 24:17 Jehoiachin (Jehoaikim) was succeeded by his uncle.
2CH 36:10 He was succeeded by his brother.

Zedekiah: Father's brother or brother (2 Chr. 36:10)? Solomon Tulbure thinks the relation stated is to Nebuchadnezzar, but he's not reading the English grammar properly. The relation is to Jehoiachin (24:15). But what is the relation, exactly? 2 Chr. says 'ach; 2 Kings says dowd 'ach. The word "brother" has a wide connotation referring to any male relative. 2 Kings is simply more specific.

1CH 3:11-13 The lineage is: Joram, Ahaziah, Joash, Amaziah, Azariah, Jotham.
MT 1:8-9 It is: Joram, Uzziah, Jotham, etc.

Ahaziah=Uzziah. The generations were skipped because Matthew was showing only some of the descendants. He wasn't trying to be specific. This was a Hebrew tradition to skip generations so that he could have three sets of 14 generations. The same is done throughout the New Testament when describing Jesus as son of David, etc.

1CH 3:19 Pedaiah was the father of Zerubbabel.
ER 3:2 Shealtiel was the father of Zerubbabel.

Different Zerubabbels: Solution 29:

As with #28, two different Shealtiels necessitates two different Zerubbabels, so it is no problem that their sons had different names. It should not surprise us that there was a Zerubbabel son of Shealtiel in both Mary's and Joseph's ancestry. Matthew tells us that Joseph's father was named Jacob. Of course, the Bible records another Joseph son of Jacob, who rose to become the second most powerful ruler in Egypt (Genesis 37-47). We see no need to suggest that these two men are one and the same, so we should have no problem with two men named Zerubbabel son of Shealtiel.

The Zerubbabel mentioned in 1 Chronicles 3:19,20 could easily be a third. Again, this causes no problem: there are several Marys mentioned in the Gospels, because it was a common name. The same may be true here. This Zerubbabel would then be a cousin of the one mentioned in Matthew 1:12,13. A comparison of Matthew and 1 Chronicles gives the following possible family tree:


2CH 19:7, AC 10:34, RO 2:11 There is no injustice or partiality with the Lord.
RO 9:15-18 God has mercy on (and hardens the hearts of) whom he pleases.

The Lord has mercy on those who do His will (listens to prayers). He doesn't harden the hearts of the men Himself, but they do it through unbelief (Mark 6:52)

ER 2:3-64 (Gives the whole congregation as 42,360 while the actual sum of the numbers is about 30,000.)

And in Nehemiah 7:67 we read that there were about 7000 other people. This adds up to about 36,000 (and there are probably more people that are not directly accounted for in the Bible). This is another example of a clarification by one part of the Bible to another. Some parts aren't clarified too much, or at all, and those parts are deemed by skeptics as contradictions.

JB 2:3-6, 21:7-13, 2TI 3:12 The godly are persecuted and chastised but the wicked grow old, wealthy, and powerful, unchastised by God.
PS 55:23, 92:12-14, PR 10:2-3, 27-31, 12:2, 21 The lives of the wicked are cut short. The righteous flourish and obtain favor from the Lord.

This is to test Job and the others relate to the wickedness of the world. The second set of verses relates to the Day of Judgment.

PS 10:1 God cannot be found in time of need. He is "far off."
PS 145:18 God is near to all who call upon him in truth.

Someone praying or singing to the Lord is saying Psalm 10:1. It's poetic.

PS 22:1-2 God sometimes forsakes his children. He does not answer.
PS 46:1 God is a refuge, a strength, a very present help.

Psalms 22 is a person's obvious cry of frustration. It doesn't mean that God fosook him. God is a refuge, indeed.

PS 30:5, JE 3:12, MI 7:18 God's anger does not last forever.
JE 17:4, MT 25:46 It does last forever. (He has provided for eternal punishment.)

The first are referring to God's anger with the children of Israel. And depending on the situation, God's anger doesn't, if one repents, or it does, if one doesn't.

PS 58:10-11 The righteous shall rejoice when he sees vengeance.
PR 24:16-18 Do not rejoice when your enemy falls or stumbles.

The first verse refers to the justice/vengeance done when God sends them to Hell, because that is justice. The second is not to hate your brother.

PS 78:69, EC 1:4, 3:14 The earth was established forever.
PS 102:25-26, MT 24:35, MK 13:31, LK 21:33, HE 1:10-11, 2PE 3:10 The earth will someday perish.

The first pertains to the laws governing the universe. And on a further note, the first three verses are from Psalms and Ecclesiastes, which are poetical books.

PR 3:13, 4:7, 19:8, JA 1:5 Happy is the man who finds wisdom. Get wisdom.
LK 2:40, 52 Jesus was filled with wisdom and found favor with God.
1CO 1:19-25, 3:18-20 Wisdom is foolishness.

The type of wisdom referred to in 1 Corinthians is being a "wise-ass," or wasting your time in acquiring wisdom. However, if you do have wisdom as in not being a wanna-be know-it-all, then you are wise, and it is a good thing.

PR 12:2, RO 8:28 A good man obtains favor from the Lord.
2TI 3:12, HE 12:6 The godly will be persecuted.

The two concepts are not incompatible, just like Jesus was scourged by God, as Hebrews mentions, but was glorified at His Resurrection.

PR 14:8 The wisdom of a prudent man is to discern his way.
MT 6:25-34 Take no thought for tomorrow. God will take care of you.

And would Proverbs 14:8 be talking about thinking about the body? The prudent man's way is not to take thought for tomorrow.

PR 14:15-18 The simple believe everything and acquire folly; the prudent look where they are going and are crowned with knowledge.
MT 18:3, LK 18:17 You must believe as little children do.
1CO 1:20, 27 God has made the wisdom of the world foolish so as to shame the wise.
PR 16:4 God made the wicked for the "day of evil."
MT 11:25, MK 4:11-12 God and Jesus hide some things from some people.
JN 6:65 No one can come to Jesus unless it is granted by God.
RO 8:28-30 Some are predestined to be called to God, believe in Jesus, and be justified.
RO 9:15-18 God has mercy on, and hardens the hearts of, whom he pleases.
2TH 2:11-12 God deceives the wicked so as to be able to condemn them.
1TI 2:3-4, 2PE 3:9 [Yet] God wants all to be saved.

First refers to righteousness. Second refers to children's lack of doing wrong, thus if a child dies he/she goes to heaven. The third is talking about the "wisdom" of people like the person who wrote this laughable list of "contradictions." God and Jesus do hide some things, not to be deceitful, but for the good of mankind. The rest are complementary. God 'deceives' in that He doesn't tamper with free will so that His judgment is just. As for hardening of hearts see above (Mark 6:52)

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12: He deceives them insofar that they think it'll fly, and God just says, "Whatever you wanna believe."

PR 8:13, 16:6 It is the fear of God that keeps men from evil.
1JN 4:18 There is no fear in love. Perfect love drives out fear.
1JN 5:2, 2JN 1:6 Those who love God keep his commandments.

The fear of God referring to fear Him sending you to Hell. Perfect love drives out fear of earthly things/other men.

PR 26:4 Do not answer a fool. To do so makes you foolish too.
PR 26:5 Answer a fool. If you don't, he will think himself wise.

Two consecutive verses to contradict each other? Would the authors be that foolish if they were frauds? The first verse means not to answer him in the same manner. The second means to answer him.

PR 30:5 Every word of God proves true.
JE 8:8 The scribes falsify the word of God.
JE 4:10, JE 20:7, EZ 14:9, 2TH 2:11-12 God himself deceives people.
(Note: Some versions translate deceive as "persuade." The context makes clear, however, that deception is involved.)

Jeremiah 8:8 The scribes are men and obviously their falsifications are not part of Scripture. God "deceives" people not out of deceit, but allows them to continue in sin, thus not tampering free will, knowing they won't repent.

Jeremiah 20:7 is clearly not deceit. God was trying to show something to Jeremiah by his being beaten up. This is why Jeremiah said, "O Lord, you deceived me," meaning that the Lord persuaded him with these travails.

The writer is again misquoting and misinterpreting Scripture. The Lord was "enticing" prophets insofar as to test them, not tempt them. So a question would be, "Who is the one God," and if they are enticed to say a prophecy, then the Lord "enticed them" to say it. Not trick nor tempt them to do it, but tests.

Once again, 2 Thessalonians means that God will allow people to deceive themselves, such as this case.

Jeremiah 4:10 is 1)The prophet himself speaking, or whining, 2)The word sway is likely the better choice as in other places where the KJV translates it as "deceive." Simply put, English is a more limited language than Greek.

IS 3:13 God stands to judge.
JL 3:12 He sits to judge.

It is clear that Isaiah is being metaphorical and referring to the elders.

IS 44:24 God created heaven and earth alone.
JN 1:1-3 Jesus took part in creation.

Jesus is God.

IS 53:9 Usually taken to be a prophecy re: Jesus, mentions burial with others.
MT 27:58-60, MK 15:45-46, LK 23:52-53, JN 19:38-42 Jesus was buried by himself.

Isaiah 53:9 means he was assigned to die "with" them, meaning "like" them. Not being in a tomb physically with wicked and rich (i.e. a common graveyard).

JE 12:13 Some sow wheat but reap thorns.
MI 6:15 Some sow but won't reap anything.
MT 25:26, LK 19:22 Some reap without sowing.
2CO 9:6, GA 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

The first verse refers to hypocrits (maybe?), the second refers to people who change their mind. Matthew and Luke refer to people's love. The last set refers to how you treat people. (Note: these are the four kinds of people Jesus mentions simultaneously).

JE 32:18 God shows love to thousands, but brings punishment for the sins of their fathers to many children.
2CO 13:11, 14, 1JN 4:8, 16 God is a god of love.

The punishment of the sins of their fathers is like the punishment of the sin of Adam - death, destruction, etc.

Also, Israel was judged since it represented righteousness until Christ came.

JE 34:4-5 Zedekiah was to die in peace.
JE 52:10-11 Instead, Zedekaih's sons are slain before his eyes, his eyes are then put out, he is bound in fetters, taken to Babylon and left in prison to die.

He didn't die by a sword as Jeremiah 34:4 says: He died in prison.

EZ 20:25-26 The law was not good. The sacrifice of children was for the purpose of horrifying the people so that they would know that God is Lord.
RO 7:12, 1TI 1:8 The law is good.

It seems that this "contradiction" was solved 750 years ago by St. Thomas Acquinas:

The Lord refers there to the ceremonial precepts; which are said not to be good, because they did not confer grace unto the remission of sins, although by fulfilling these precepts man confessed himself a sinner. Hence it is said pointedly, "and judgments in which they shall not live"; i.e. whereby they are unable to obtain life; and so the text goes on: "And I polluted them," i.e. showed them to be polluted, "in their own gifts, when they offered all that opened the womb, for their offenses."

EZ 26:15-21 God says that Tyre will be destroyed and will never be found again.
(Nebudchanezzar failed to capture or destroy Tyre. It is still inhabited.)

The infamous Tyre prophecy. Since the attack on Tyre is related to as "the waves by the sea" meaning nation after nation will attack them, that apparently means expecting someone after Nebuchadnezzar. That Alexander is not named is not relevant, because he is referred to in Daniel, but isn't named there either, and Daniel is dated by non-conservatives to the middle of the 2nd century BC. For specific details see here and here.

DN 5:1 (Gives the title of "king" to Belshazzar although Belshazzar was actually the "viceroy.")

The word "king" might encompass anything such as a high-ranked military leader, or viceroy, or that Belshazzar was co-regent. Belshazzar promises that whoever reads the mysterious reading on the wall will be made third in the empire (Daniel 5:7), and not second, hence the book from this likely does not presuppose that only Belshazzar was in command. This is in fact a note of authenticity, because no one knew of this Belshazzar except through Daniel, until his name was rediscovered by modern archaeology.

DN 5:2 (Says that Nebuchadnezzar was the father of Belshazzar, but actually, Nebonidus was the father of Belshazzar.)
(Note: Some versions attempt to correct this error by making the verse say that Nebuchadnezzar was the grandfather of Belshazzar.)

The biggest challenge to this being a contradiction is examples such as when John the Baptist corrected the unrepentant sinners (who were Jews) from their misunderstanding as being excused due to having Abraham as their "father" (Luke 3:8). But even if one alleges that it is a gross misconception to compare that obvious metaphor with someone who is only a grandson, we can point out the same type of expression in an ancient Near-eastern document, the Assyrian king list written the earliest in the late 8th century BC identifies a "�am�i-Adad, son of Ila-kabkabi" but an Ila-kabkabi is mentioned as having ruled over 20 kings before him. If it is the same then the word "son" means descendant; Nebuchadnezzar is certainly the most famous of the Babylonian rulers and so "son of Nebuchadnezzar" is not inconceivable to mean descendant of him versus being a mistake due to his being his grandfather.

ZE 11:12-13 Mentions "thirty pieces" and could possibly be thought to be connected with the Potter's Field prophesy referred to in Matthew.
MT 27:9 Jeremiah is given as the source of the prophesy regarding the purchase of the Potter's Field. (Note: There is no such prophesy in Jeremiah.)

A partial answer lies in the fact that in narrative (27, 2-8) and quotation (27,9-10) passages from Jer exercise their influence as well. Jer 18,2-3, where a potter is mentioned but no purchase of a field, is often adduced, as well as Jer 32,6-9, where the purchase of a field is dealt with but no potter occurs. A reference to Jer 19 may be more to the point: in front of the elders and priests, Jeremiah has to shatter an earthen potter's vessel, as a symbol of the disasters which will strike Judah and Jerusalem because of their idolatry, and because "they filled this place with blood of innocents" (Jer 19,4). The prophet has to do this on the place that is called Tophet but will be called "Valley of Slaughter", and will be one large burial-place. The points of contact between this passage and Matt 27,3-10 are obvious.

Menken [Menk.RJ, 10-11]

MT 1:6-7 The lineage of Jesus is traced through David's son, Solomon.
LK 3:23-31 It is traced through David's son, Nathan.
(Note: Some apologists assert that Luke traces the lineage through Mary. That this is untrue is obvious from the context since Luke and Matthew both clearly state that Joseph was Jesus' father.)

Maybe if the writer stopped assuming, he'd understand that in Luke the article was female in Greek. The tradition was that the father's name is mentioned, thus Joseph. The Gospels were written before Acts, which was written in the late 60's AD. Thus, the Temple was not yet destroyed (70 AD), and so the genealogies of all the Jews were still there. Anybody (and there were a lot of people), who didn't want Jesus to be the Messiah simply had to walk over there with Matthew and Luke and get the records and Christianity would have been strangled in its infancy.

MT 1:16 Jacob was Joseph's father.
LK 3:23 Heli was Joseph's father.

See above.

MT 1:17 There were twenty-eight generations from David to Jesus.
LK 3:23-38 There were forty-three.

Different genealogies (See above).

MT 1:18-21 The Annunciation occurred after Mary had conceived Jesus.
LK 1:26-31 It occurred before conception.

Matthew 1:18-21 is not the Annunciation. That's the angel telling Joseph. Luke 1:26- 31 is the Annunciation.

MT 1:20 The angel spoke to Joseph.
LK 1:28 The angel spoke to Mary.

Because in Luke it's the Annunciation, and in Matthew it's telling Joseph to take Mary.

MT 1:20-23, LK 1:26-33 An angel announces to Joseph and/or Mary that the child (Jesus) will be "great," the "son of the Most High," etc., and ....
MT 3:13-17, MK 1:9-11 The baptism of Jesus is accompanied by the most extraordinary happenings, yet ....
MK 3:21 Jesus' own relatives (or friends) attempt to constrain him, thinking that he might be out of his mind, and ....
MK 6:4-6 Jesus says that a prophet is without honor in his own house (which certainly should not have been the case considering the Annunciation and the Baptism).

First two are complementary. Regarding Mark 3:21, the author assumes that everyone believed Jesus was Christ when only His baptism occurred, which a lot of people either missed, misinterpreted, or thought was trickery/unimportant. Mark 6:4-6 is talking about Israel rejecting Jesus as their Savior. (You see how uncontextual these people are with their "contradictions").

MT 1:23 He will be called Emmanuel (or Immanuel).
MT 1:25 Instead, he was called Jesus.

A very laughable contradiction, especially since it happens 2 verses down. Emmanuel means of God. Just like if you are called "unread" but your real name is John.

MT 2:13-16 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary flee to Egypt, (where they stay until after Herod's death) in order to avoid the murder of their firstborn by Herod. Herod slaughters all male infants two years old and under. (Note: John the Baptist, Jesus' cousin, though under two is somehow spared without fleeing to Egypt.)
LK 2:22-40 Following the birth of Jesus, Joseph and Mary remain in the area of Jerusalem for the Presentation (about forty days) and then return to Nazareth without ever going to Egypt. There is no slaughter of the infants.

Luke 2:22-40 skips the events of Matthew 2:13-16. This is called looking at an event from different angles.

MT 2:23 "And he went and lived in a town called Nazareth. So was fulfilled what was said through the prophets: He will be called a Nazarene.'" (This prophecy is not found in the OT and while Jesus is often referred to as "Jesus of Nazareth", he is seldom referred to as "Jesus the Nazarene.")

Judges 13:5? Furthermore, this prophecy is spoken by the prophets that He will be from amongs His people.

MT 3:11-14, JN 1:31-34 John realized the true identity of Jesus (as the Messiah) either prior to the actual Baptism, or from the Baptism onward. The very purpose of John's baptism was to reveal Jesus to Israel.
MT 11:2-3 After the Baptism, John sends his disciples to ask if Jesus is the Messiah.

In Matthew 3:14 John did not know for sure whether Jesus was the Messiah. He asked Him finally and confirmed in Matthew 11:2-3.

MT 3:12, 13:42 Hell is a furnace of fire (and must therefore be light).
MT 8:12, 22:13, 25:30 Hell is an "outer darkness" (and therefore dark).

No comment. Simply, no comment. The fire is metaphorical. In reality, Hell is a place of a separation from God for eternity.

MT 3:16, MK 1:10 It was Jesus who saw the Spirit descending.
JN 1:32 It was John who saw the Spirit descending.

And the reason this is a contradiction is because you were there? Did one of them have to close his eyes while the other was looking?

MT 3:17 The heavenly voice addressed the crowd: "This is my beloved Son."
MK 1:11, LK 3:22 The voice addressed Jesus: "You are my beloved Son...."

Obviously different people. The heavenly voice obviously addressed both.

MT 4:1-11, MK 1:12-13 Immediately following his Baptism, Jesus spent forty days in the wilderness resisting temptation by the Devil.
JN 2:1-11 Three days after the Baptism, Jesus was at the wedding in Cana.

From here Solution 99:
This apparent contradiction asks: 'Where was Jesus three days after his baptism?' Mark 1:12-13 says he went to the wilderness for forty days. But John 'appears' to have Jesus the next day at Bethany, the second day at Galilee and the third at Cana (John 1:35; 1:43; 2:1-11), unless you go back and read the entire text starting from John 1:19. The explanation about the baptism of Jesus in John's Gospel is given by John the Baptist himself. It was "John's testimony when the Jews of Jerusalem sent priests and Levites to ask him who he was" (vs. 19). It is he who is referring to the event of the baptism in the past. If there is any doubt look at the past tense used by John when he sees Jesus coming towards him in verses 29-30 and 32. While watching Jesus he relates to those who were listening the event of the baptism and its significance. There is no reason to believe that the baptism was actually taking place at the time John was speaking, and therefore no reason to imply that this passage contradicts that of Mark's Gospel.
MT 4:5-8 The Devil took Jesus to the pinnacle of the temple, then to the mountain top.
LK 4:5-9 First to the mountain top, then to the pinnacle of the temple.

Category: Did not read the text.

Jesus was first taken to an exceeding high mountain. If you are to read Matthew 4:8 it says, "Again, the devil taketh him up into an..."

MT 4:18-20, MK 1:16-18 (One story about choosing Peter as a disciple.)
LK 5:2-11 (A different story.)
JN 1:35-42 (Still another story.)

One tells us about Jesus getting them. The others focus on different details.

MT 5:1 - 7:29 Jesus delivers his most noteworthy sermon while on the mount.
LK 6:17-49 Jesus delivers his most noteworthy sermon while on the plain. (Note: No such sermons are mentioned in either MK or JN and Paul seems totally unfamiliar with either the sermon on the mount or the sermon on the plain.)

The complementary verse in Matthew of Luke 6:17 is 4:25, not 5:1. So Jesus went with the multitude to a plain and there he went to a small hill/mountain.

MT 5:16 Good works should be seen.
MT 6:1-4 They should be kept secret.

One refers not to boast (Matthew 6:1-4), and to do them out of your heart, the other to show people that you are following the truth (by not boasting) in the hope to lead them there.

MT 5:17-19, LK 16:17 Jesus underscores the permanence of the law.
LE 10:8 - 11:47, DT 14:3-21 The law distinguishes between clean and unclean foods.
MK 7:14-15, MK 7:18-19 Jesus says that there is no such distinction.
1TI 4:1-4 All foods are clean according to Paul.

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Finally, there are ceremonial laws. Instructions for building the Ark of the Covenant, for example, are definitely in this, as are sacrificial laws. What else belongs in here? Most likely the dietary laws belong here, as their purpose was to make the Jews "different" and to serve as a testimony to their difference in the most intimate ancient setting, that of meal fellowship.

Furthermore, this is an example of how the Jews misinterpreted Scripture and because of their tradition, which they equaled to Scripture forbade the eating of certain meats, which is metaphorical not that they shouldn't eat them physically, but that they shouldn't sin (see Leviticus 3:1-16 vs. 3:17). MT 5:17-19, LK 16:17 Jesus did not come to abolish the law.
EP 2:13-15, HE 7:18-19 Jesus did abolish the law.

Ephesians and Hebrews are metaphorical. It means that in order to get into Heaven we are not obliged to be perfect: something which all of us except Jesus have failed at.

MT 5:22 Anyone who calls another a fool is liable to Hell.
MT 7:26 Jesus says that anyone who hears his words and does not do them is a fool. (Note: The translation now prevalent, "like a foolish man," in MT 7:26 is a dishonest attempt to alleviate the obvious inconsistency here in that the oldest Greek manuscripts use the same Greek word translated "fool" in MT 5:22 and "like a foolish man" in MT 7:26.)
MT 23:17-19 Jesus twice calls the Pharisees blind fools.
MT 25:2, 3, 8 Jesus likens the maidens who took no oil to fools. (Note: Again, this is the same Greek word translated "fool" in MT 5:22 and MT 23:17-19.)
1CO 1:23, 3:18, 4:10 Paul uses fool with regard to Christians becoming fools for Christ. (Note: Again, this is the same Greek word translated "fool" in MT 5:22 and MT 23:17-19.)

Matthew 5:22 is talking about calling someone a fool without a cause - anger without a cause. And by the way, if this guy actually ever even saw the Septuagint he wouldn't have cited about half of his contradictions here (the 40,000 chariots, etc.)

MT 5:22 Anger by itself is a sin.
EP 4:26 Anger is not necessarily a sin.

Matthew 5:22 unjustified anger is a sin. It clearly says: "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be..."

MT 5:22 Anger by itself is a sin.
MT 11:22-24, LK 10:13-15 Jesus curses the inhabitants of several cities who are not sufficiently impressed with his mighty works.
MT 21:19, MK 11:12-14 Jesus curses a fig tree when it fails to bear fruit out of season.
MK 3:5 Jesus looks around "angrily."

Anger is not by itself a sin as is shown by a clear reading of Matthew 5:22. The fig tree withering was the sign of Israel being unfaithful, not anger.

MT 5:32 Divorce, except on the grounds of unchastity, is wrong.
MK 10:11-12 Divorce on any grounds is wrong.

Mark 10:11-12 does not say divorce on any grounds is wrong. It says that whoever divorces his wife and sleeps/marries another commits adultary. Matthew says the exact same thing.

MT 5:39, MT 5:44 Jesus says: "Do not resist evil. Love your enemies."
MT 6:15, 12:34, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 17, 19, 27, 29, 33, MK 7:6, LK 11:40, 44, 12:56 Jesus repeatedly hurls epithets at his opponents.

Righteous anger out of love to get them to repent.

MT 5:39, MT 5:44 Do not resist evil. Love your enemies.
LK 19:27 God is likened to one who destroys his enemies.

God destroys them in Hell after the Day of Judgment.

MT 5:39, MT 5:44 Do not resist evil. Love your enemies.
2JN 1:9-11 Shun anyone who does not hold the proper doctrine.
MT 5:43-44, MT 22:39 Love your enemies. Love your neighbor as yourself.
MT 10:5 Go nowhere among the Gentiles nor enter a Samaritan town.
Matthew's "not resisting" evil means physically. Shunning someone in 2 John means not listening to the proper doctrine.

MT 5:45, 7:21 God resides in heaven.
MK 13:32 The angels reside in heaven
AC 7:55, HE 12:2 Jesus is at the right hand of God, in heaven.
1PE 1:3-4 Believers will inherit eternal life in heaven.
MT 24:35, MK 13:31, LK 21:33 Heaven will pass away.

Matthew 24:35, Mark 13:31, and Luke 21:33 refer to the sky as heaven. There are four heavens in the Bible: the sky, outer space, God's home, and a metaphorical place where the righteous are taken in some cases (Enoch, Elijah).

MT 6:13 God might lead us into temptation and it is better avoided.
JA 1:2-3 Temptation is joy.

MT 6:13 Jesus' prayer implies that God might lead us into temptation.
JA 1:13 God tempts no one.

It doesn't imply anything. It would be the same for a kid to say to his dad: "Don't disappoint me, but cheer me up." Though a kid probably won't say that. Would a dad (sane one) ever go and disappoint his kid just for the heck of it?

MT 6:25-34, LK 12:22-31 Take no thought for tomorrow. God will take care of you.
1TI 5:8 A man who does not provide for his family is worse than an infidel. (Note: Providing for a family certainly involves taking "thought for tomorrow.")

Matthew 6:25-34 and Luke 12:22-31 refer to not making your welfare and its ensurance the central focus of your life.

MT 7:1-2 Do not judge.
MT 7:15-20 Instructions for judging a false prophet.

Not for judging, but for detecting. Matthew 7:1-2 refers to people who say, "Oh man, you're unrepentant..."

MT 7:7-8, LK 11:9-10 Ask and it will be given. Seek and you will find.
LK 13:24 Many will try to enter the Kingdom but will be unable.

They will try, but it will be too late. You would be trying not to go to Hell on Judgment Day too, but unless you repent...

MT 7:21 Not everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.
AC 2:21, RO 10:13 Whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.
AC 2:39 Those God calls to himself will be saved.

Matthew 7:21 refers to false faith (i.e. people who claim to be Christians but are simply Christians because of culture). Acts 2:21 and Romans say that about true believers.

MT 7:21, LK 10:36-37, RO 2:6, 13, JA 2:24 We are justified by works, not by faith.
JN 3:16, RO 3:20-26, EP 2:8-9, GA 2:16 We are justified by faith, not by works.

James 2:24 means that our faith is a true faith if it has works as its biproduct. A key to understanding the latter half of James 2 is James 2:14.

MT 8:5-12 The centurion himself approaches Jesus to ask to heal his servant.
LK 7:2-10 The centurion sends elders to do the asking.

The centurion himself approaches Jesus through servants/friends as communicators (see Luke 7:6)

MT 8:16, LK 4:40 Jesus healed all that were sick.
MK 1:32-34 Jesus healed many (but not all).

Mark 1:34 in no way says or even implies that Jesus did not heal all. It says that he healed many that were sick of this and that. So if we have 100 people sick of 5 different things. If we consider 20 to be a lot of people: and he/she healed many etc.

MT 8:28-33 Two demoniacs are healed in the Gadarene swine incident.
MK 5:2-16, LK 8:26-36 One demoniac is healed in this incident.

In Mark and Luke only one of the two is mentioned.

MT 9:18 The ruler's daughter was already dead when Jesus raised her.
LK 8:42 She was dying, but not dead.

The man may have said both. (and probably did)

MT 10:1-8 Jesus gives his disciples the power to exorcise and heal...
MT 17:14-16 (Yet) the disciples are unable to do so.

And Matthew 17:17 answers why.

MT 10:2, MK 3:16-19 The twelve apostles (disciples) were: Simon (Peter), Andrew his brother, James the son of Zebedee, John his brother, Philip, Bartholemew, Thomas, Matthew the tax collector, James the son of Alphaeus, Thaddaeus (Labbaeus), Simon, and Judas Iscariot.
LK 6:13-16 The above except that Thaddaeus (Labbaeus) is excluded, and Judas the son of James is added (and Judas Iscariot remains).
AC 1:13, 26 Same as MT and MK except that, like LK Thaddaeus (Labbaeus) is excluded, Judas the son of James is included, and Mathias is chosen by the others to replace Judas Iscariot.

Difference of names does not mean different people. People in those days had more than one name just like Peter was also Cephas.

MT 10:2, 5-6 Peter was to be an apostle to the Jews and not go near the Gentiles.
AC 15:7 He was an apostle to the Gentiles.

Peter was speaking about Gentiles, but not to them.

MT 10:10 Do not take sandals (shoes) or staves.
MK 6:8-9 Take sandals (shoes) and staves.

Mark's terminology has been faultily translated. The word he uses is to acquire. For more information see here.

MT 10:34, LK 12:49-53 Jesus has come to bring a sword, fire, and division--not peace.
JN 16:33 Jesus says: "In me you have peace."

What Jesus is talking about is the things to come after Him. However, in Jesus we have peace before God.

MT 10:22, 24:13, MK 13:13 He that endures to the end will be saved.
MK 16:16 He that believes and is baptized will be saved.
JN 3:5 Only he that is born of water and Spirit will be saved.
AC 16:31 He that believes on the Lord Jesus will be saved.
AC 2:21 He that calls upon the name of the Lord will be saved.
RO 10:9 He who confesses with his mouth "Jesus is Lord" and believes in his heart that God raised him from the dead will be saved.
1JN 4:7 He who loves is born of God (and presumably will be saved.)

Mark 16:16's "baptizing" means born. The Greek word meant water in the womb of a mother. Same for John 3:5. It's clearly not putting emphasis on born of water at all. It's saying: he that is born and born of God will be saved. See Acts 19:1-5 also.

MT 10:28, LK 12:4 Jesus says not to fear men. (Fear God only.)
MT 12:15-16, JN 7:1-10, 8:59, 10:39, 11:53-54 Jesus hid, escaped, went secretly, etc.

He did not do those things out of fear, but to fulfill the Scriptures.

MT 11:7-15, 17:12-13 Jesus says that John the Baptist was a prophet, and more.
JN 1:21 John himself says that he is not a prophet, nor is he Elijah.

John the Baptist denies being Elijah reincarnated. However, he would not have denied being Elijah in the spirit and metaphorism that is employed in the prophecies. They asked him whether he was THE Prophet, capital P, meaning the Messiah - "Art thou that prophet?" KJV, Are you the Prophet? NIV. Some Bible comments (like mine) think that, "that prophet" should be "a prophet," meaning any regular old prophet, which he was. However, John 1:20 clearly makes it appear that that's not what they were asking him. (Read John 1:19-20).

MT 11:25, MK 4:11-12 Jesus thanks God for hiding some things from the wise while revealing them to "babes." He says that he uses parables so that the meaning of some of his teachings will remain hidden to at least some persons, and specifically so that they will not turn and be forgiven.
MK 4:22 Jesus says that all things should be made known.

It's not that God Himself hid the things, but that the wise who are wise to be wise- asses, like the writer of these "contradictions" won't find out these things by the way they're heading. Jesus told this in public didn't He?

MT 11:29 Jesus says that he is gentle (meek) and humble (lowly).
JN 2:15 Jesus makes a whip of cords, drives the money changers from the Temple, overturns their tables, and pours out their coins. (Note: The presence of the money changers in the outer court of the Temple had been authorized by the Temple authorities and was, in fact, a necessity since the Jews would not accept Roman coin for the purchase of sacrifices.)

No, the moneychangers were there to make money. He is indeed humble and lowly, by not equating Himself to God in His earthly ministry (Philippians 2:6-8) and doing things in a non-harsh way. This is an example of the only way to turn people to repent. This is Russell's paradox - you judge someone else's system of gentleness (God's) by your own.

MT 12:5 Jesus says that the law (OT) states that the priests profane the Sabbath but are blameless. (No such statement is found in the OT.

Numbers 28:9

MT 12:30 Jesus says that those who are not with him are against him.
MK 9:40 Jesus says that those who are not against him are for him.
(Note: This puts those who are indifferent or undecided in the "for him" category in the first instance and in the "against him" category in the second instance.)

There is no one who is indifferent or undecided. Either you have repented or not.

MT 12:39, MK 8:12, LK 11:29 Jesus says that he will give no "sign."
JN 3:2, 20:30, AC 2:22 Jesus proceeds to give many such "signs."

Jesus tells that to the priests right there.

MT 13:34, MK 4:34 Jesus addresses the crowds only in parables, so that they would not fully understand. He explains the meaning only to his disciples.
JN 1:1 - 21:25 (Throughout the book of John, unlike the other Gospels, Jesus addresses the crowds in a very straightforward manner. He does not employ parables.)

So? Russell's paradox.

MT 13:58, MK 6:5 In spite of his faith, Jesus is not able to perform mighty miracles.
MT 17:20, 19:26, MK 9:23, 10:27, LK 17:6, 18:27 Jesus says that anything is possible to him who believes if he has the faith of a grain of mustard seed. All things are possible with God. A mountain can be commanded to move and it will move.

Jesus is not the one who was faithless; it was whoever was in the synagogues. (Matthew 13:54-57)

MT 5:37, 15:19, MK 7:22, JN 8:14, 44, 14:6, 18:37 Jesus says that you should answer a plain "yes" or "no," that his purpose is to bear witness to the truth, and that his testimony is true. He equates lying with evil.
JN 7:2-10 Jesus tells his brothers that he is not going to Jerusalem for the Feast of the Tabernacles, then later goes secretly by himself. (Note: The words "not yet" were added to some versions at JN 7:8 in order to alleviate this problem. The context at JN 7:10 makes the deception clear, however.)

John 7:6,8 makes this "deception" clear indeed.

MT 16:6, 11 Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and Sadducees.
MK 8:15 Beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and Herod.

All of them.

MT 16:18 Jesus founds his church on Peter and will give him the keys of the kingdom.
MT 16:23 Jesus calls Peter [a] "Satan" and "a hindrance," and accuses him of being on the side of men rather than that of God.

Because of what Peter told Jesus in 16:22

MT 16:18 Jesus founds his church on Peter and will give him the keys of the kingdom.
AC 15:1-21 James presides over the first Council of Jerusalem and formulates the decree regarding the accepting of Gentiles which is sent to the other churches. (Note: Tradition has it that James was appointed as the first Bishop or Pope, not Peter.)

Matthew 18:18 and Ephesians 2:20 show that Jesus was talking not to Peter solely, but to all of the Apostles.

MT 17:1-2 The Transfiguration occurs six days after Jesus foretells his suffering.
LK 9:28-29 It takes place about eight days afterwards.

Luke says "about" 8 days. So if it was near the end of a day. Technically it would be say 6 days, but 8 day-night days.

MT 20:20-21 The mother of James and John asks Jesus a favor for her sons.
MK 10:35-37 They ask for themselves.

Note that Matthew 20:20 it says that they came with their mother. Mark is usually the "grand-scale" type of Gospel, so nitpicking these details is not the way to go. It's obvious that the two were the ones with the requests.

MT 20:23, MK 10:40 Jesus responds that it is not his to give.
MT 28:18, JN 3:35 All authority has been given to Jesus.

He means that it's not to happen yet.

MT 20:29-34 Jesus heals two blind men on the way to Jericho.
MK 10:46-52 He heals one blind man.

Mark focuses on only one of them.

MT 21:1-17 The sequence was: triumphal entry, cleansing of the temple, Bethany.
MK 11:1-19 Triumphal entry, cleansing of the temple.
LK 19:28-48 Triumphal entry, cleansing of the temple, daily teaching in the temple.
JN 12:1-18 Cleansing of the temple (early in his career), Supper with Lazarus, triumphal entry, no cleansing of the temple following the triumphal entry.

It is clear that one of the Gospels skip parts that are covered by one of the others. If all four Gospels had everything, what's the point of God giving four witnesses? John 2:13 says that this happened when the Jews' passover was at hand.

MT 21:2-6, MK 11:2-7, LK 19:30-35 The disciples follow Jesus instructions and bring him the animal (or animals, in the case of MT).
JN 12:14 Jesus finds the animal himself.

John skips the part of the disciples finding it for Him.

MT 21:7 Jesus rides two animals during his triumphal entry.
MK 11:7, LK 19:35, JN 12:14 Only one animal is involved.

Matthew is the only one that mentions both of the animals. The prophecy involved both.

MT 21:12-13 The cleansing of the temple occurs at the end of Jesus' career.
JN 2:13-16 It occurs near the beginning of his career.

John 2:13 says that this happened when the Jews' passover was at hand. (John 5:1)

MT 21:19-20 The fig tree withers immediately after being cursed by Jesus. The disciples notice and are amazed.
MK 11:13-14, 20-21 The disciples first notice that the tree has withered the day following.

The disciples don't notice anything in Matthew. Matthew simply skips to the next morning.

MT 23:35 Jesus says that Zacharias (Zechariah) was the son of Barachias (Barachiah).
2CH 24:20 Zacharias was actually the son of Jehoida, the priest.
(Note: The name Barachias, or Barachiah, does not appear in the O.T.)

Oh no, it doesn't!

#5:

Transmission error. added 6/29/06 -- This may have happened, inasmuch as Jerome noted that a Hebrew version of Matthew in his day read differently: "In the Gospel the Nazareans use, we find 'son of Johoiada' instead of 'son of Barachia.'" It could have been an error created by the transition from Matthew's Hebrew/Aramaic original to Greek.

MT 24:29-33, MK 13:24-29 The coming of the kingdom will be accompanied by signs and miracles.
LK 17:20-21 It will not be accompanied by signs and miracles. It is already within.

MT 25:34 Heaven was prepared before the Ascension of Jesus.
JN 14:2-3 It was prepared after the Ascension of Jesus.

John 14:2 is metaphorical for, "I'm gonna go get your place ready." Notice how it's talking about the place in Heaven of one of the disciples.

MT 26:6-13, MK 14:3 The anointing of Jesus takes place in Bethany at the house of Simon the leper.
LK 7:36-38 It takes place at the house of a Pharisee in Galilee.

Woah now. The anointing in Matthew and Mark happened in Bethany (Matthew 26:6,Mark 14:3) whereas the one in Luke (and John) happened in Capernaum (Luke 7:1). Two different places. The annointment of Jesus' feet happened in Matthew 8:5, though Matthew does not mention it.

MT 26:7, MK 14:3 The oil is poured on Jesus' head.
LK 7:38, JN 12:3 On his feet.

See above. Two different annointings: one in Capernaum, and the other in Bethany.

MT 26:7, MK 14:3, LK 7:37 An unnamed woman does the anointing.
JN 12:3 It is Mary.

Matthew and Mark's anointments are not Luke's and John's.

MT 28:6-8 The women ran from the tomb "with great joy."
JN 20:1-2 Mary told Peter and the other disciple that the body had been stolen. (Would she feel "great joy" if she thought the body had been stolen?)

Matthew 28:8 specifically states both fear and joy and John does not say that they said it was stolen. They simply did not know where the body was.

MT 26:8 The disciples reproach her.
MK 14:4 "Some" reproach her.
JN 12:4-5 Judas Iscariot reproaches her.

"some" usually means specific people (such as the people accusing Peter of being with Jesus). John describes the earlier anointment.

MT 26:14-25, MK 14:10-11, LK 22:3-23 Judas made his bargain with the chief priests before the meal.
JN 13:21-30 After the meal.

John does not say that Judas made the bargain after the meal; he had already made it and Jesus announces to the disciples that he will be betrayed. The disciples did not know. Jesus, obviously, knew.

MT 26:20-29, MK 14:17-28, JN 13:21-30 Jesus forecasts his betrayal prior to the communion portion of the supper.
LK 22:14-23 After the communion portion.

Luke 22:22 the announcement is a different one. After this announcement they began to inquire amongst themselves who it was. He was telling about the fulfillment of Scripture in Luke. First He told them someone would betray them (Luke doesn't record that), each one of them ask Him, "Is it I?" Then they eat and drink the new Testament, and He completes the saying, "But behold..." And they start asking amongst themselves.

MT 26:26-29, MK 14:22-25 The order of the communion was: bread, then wine.
LK 22:17-20 It was: wine, then bread.

Luke 22 does not place the order wine and then bread. Jesus told them to take the cup and divide it amongst themselves. Then He told them to break the bread. AFTER THE BREAD (Luke 22:20) the cup is given.

MT 26:34, LK 22:34, JN 13:38 Peter was to deny Jesus before the cock crowed.
MK 14:30 Before the cock crowed twice.
MK 14:66-72 The cock crows after both the first and second denials.
(Note: These discrepancies have been "translated out" in some Bible versions.)

Firstly, from the Septuagint we see that the twice in Mark is very likely to have been added later. However, it is known that a rooster does not crow only once.

MT 26:40-45, MK 14:37-41 The disciples fall asleep three times.
LK 22:45 One time.

Luke simply says that they fell asleep. The other two explain how many times. Luke skips those details.

MT 26:49-50, MK 14:44-46 Jesus is betrayed by Judas with a kiss, then seized.
LK 22:47-48 Jesus anticipates Judas' kiss. No actual kiss is mentioned.
JN 18:2-9 Jesus voluntarily steps forward to identify himself making it completely unnecessary for Judas to point him out. No kiss is mentioned.

Luke doesn't mention a kiss, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. John describes the event after the kiss.

MT 26:51, MK 14:47, JN 18:10 The ear of a slave is cut off and left that way.
LK 22:50-51 The severed ear is miraculously healed by Jesus.

If you would note that Matthew 26:56 skips the healing and goes to 26:57 - That they led Him away. Same with Mark (Mark 14:53) and John (John 18:12).

MT 26:52 Dispose of swords. All who take the sword will perish by it.
LK 22:36-38 Buy swords.

Luke 22:36 is a metaphorical sword: fighting with Jesus.

MT 26:57, MK 14:53, LK 22:54 After his arrest Jesus is first taken to Caiphas, the high priest.
JN 18:13-24 First to Annas, the son-in-law of Caiphas, then to Caiphas.

John mentions that He was taken to Annas before Caiaphas. The other three simply focus on Caiaphas.

MT 26:18-20, 57-68, 27:1-2, MK 14:16-18, 53-72, 15:1 Jesus' initial hearing was at night on Passover. In the morning he was taken to Pilate.
LK 22:13-15, 54-66 The initial hearing took place in the morning on Passover.
JN 18:28, 19:14 It took place the day before Passover, on the Day of Preparation.

Luke 22:15 has already skipped to Passover. They were already there and prepared as evidenced by the following verses. Same with John describes the second Passover - the one on Saturday.

MT 26:59-66, MK 14:55-64 Jesus was tried by the entire Sanhedrin (the chief priests and the whole council).
LK 22:66-71 There was no trial but merely an inquiry held by the Sanhedrin.
JN 18:13-24 There was no appearance before the Sanhedrin, only the private hearings before Annas and then Caiphas.

These events do not overlap. They all happened consecutively, one after the other.

MT 26:63, LK 22:70 The high priest asks Jesus if he is the Son of God.
MK 14:61 He asks Jesus if he is the Son of the Blessed.

I guess, if the writer thinks that the Gospels should have recorded exactly what he said, which may have been a paraphrase, he could very well have said both.

MT 26:64, LK 22:70 Jesus answers: "You have said so," or words to this effect.
MK 14:62 He answers directly: "I am."

Two questions, two answers.

MT 26:69-70 Peter makes his first denial to a maid and "them all."
MK 14:66-68, LK 22:56-57, JN 18:17 It was to one maid only.

Matthew isn't specific. In all three accusations the whole crowd pressed on him, but it was the maid who specifically pointed him out.

MT 26:71-72 Peter's second denial is to still another maid.
MK 14:69-70 (Apparently) to the same maid.
LK 22:58 To a man, not a maid.
JN 18:25 To more than one, "they."

John isn't specific. Luke records a man, affirming that "they all" accused him. In all three accusations the whole crowd pressed on him, but it was the maid and man who specifically pointed him out.

MT 26:73-74, MK 14:70-71 Peter's third denial is to bystanders (two or more).
LK 22:59-60 To "another" (one).
JN 18:26-27 To one of the servants.

Again, someone specifically pointed him out, and everyone started saying, "Yeah, yeah.."

MT 26:74 The cock crowed once.
MK 14:72 The cock crowed twice.

Mark's "twice" is very likely to be an addition. Even if it isn't, the rooster never crows only once. The action of the rooster crowing is specifically crowing twice.

MT 27:3-7 The chief priests bought the field.
AC 1:16-19 Judas bought the field.
MT 27:5 Judas threw down the pieces of silver, then departed.
AC 1:18 He used the coins to buy the field.
MT 27:5 Judas hanged himself.
AC 1:18 He fell headlong, burst open, and his bowels gushed out.
[or more concretely the two accounts of Judas' death in Matthew 27:1-10 and Acts 1:18-19]

Original poster of this was me:
1. Who bought the field?

We should first point out that Acts 1:18-19 is part of Peter's speech; it is not as the NIV has it a comment by Luke, even if an example of a comment by him in the midst of a saying can be found elsewhere, because Peter in 1:20 presupposes 1:18-19 having been said. Therefore, what Peter is saying has to be allowed to have Jewish expressions.

Did Judas buy the field himself according to Peter? One detail that has been overlooked, at least from what I have read, is that everyone in Jerusalem heard about Judas' death! So the field was bought in Jerusalem, which corroborates the testimony that this was done at or after the Passover on which Our Lord was crucified; Judas probably did not live in Jerusalem as a lot of the ministry of Christ occured in Galilee. In addition, the Gospel of the ebionites as quoted from Epiphanius' Haeres. XXX 13, says this:
And He came into Capernaum and entered into the house of Simon, surnamed Peter, and He opened His mouth and said, 'As I walked by the sea of Tiberias, I chose John and James, the sons of Zebedee, and Simon and Andrew and Thaddaeus and Simon Zelotes, and Judas Isariot;
The sea of Tiberias was also known as the sea of Galilee, and was in Galilee. The ebionites' gospel probably comes from the second century, but is nevertheless an early tradition, and it is unlikely that Judas was from Jerusalem, taken as an apostle during one of the visits there, so why would he buy a field there? True Peter is speaking in Jerusalem, but in my opinion the fact that the text says in Jerusalem rather than Judea means something (for example, in Acts 9:32-43, even though Peter heals in Joppa and raises Dorcas from the dead in nearby Lydda, this becomes known in Joppa, 9:42).

The next problem with thinking that Judas bought the field is regarding the death in Acts: falling headlong and bursting forth. It doesn't take a lot of imagination to ask the question how Judas fell from a cliff that happened to burst his guts out onto the field that happened to be the one he got (assuming that the author of Acts does not presuppose a hanging, and none is intended as the skeptics will have us). Even if you can have your guts burst from falling off a cliff, it happens to be his field; did he buy the field near a cliff so he could off himself? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Did he accidentally fall while walking on a high road that happened to be next to his cliff? It's possible, but there are too many if's.

What makes most sense is that "falling headlong" is a corruption of "swelling headlong," headlong possibly meaning being flat on the ground. More into that in number 2. It is therefore much more likely that Peter is using typical Jewish metaphors in saying that Judas bought a field, whereas it was likely the priests (no reason to disagree with Matthew such as saying he gave the money to someone else and that person bought it).

2. How did Judas die?

Did Judas hang himself or did he "fall headlong." As mentioned just above, I disagree with the death of Judas in Acts 1 originally having said "fall." I think a swollen body that burst after some time is more likely for two reasons:

-First, JP Holding quotes a non-Christian author that the Greek for dying headlong "prenes genomenos" is very close to dying swollen "presthes genomenos". (I haven't been able to find "presthes" but the next point can still stand on its own)

-Second, there is a tradition about the death of Judas from Papias quoted by Theophylact (I don't really know the date, and the name of his work is supposed to be �cumenius; see: this ):

Judas walked about in this world a sad example of impiety; for his body having swollen to such an extent that he could not pass where a chariot could pass easily, he was crushed by the chariot, so that his bowels gushed out.

Even if this doesn't go to Papias (if it did then the case would be very solid), it begs the question why someone would produce such a tradition that went against a death by "falling headlong and bursting out guts."(being more swollen than a chariot is likely an embellishment as is the passing through him of one)

JP Holding also says that this reading is found in later Syriac, Georgian, and Armenian manuscripts, but questions its authenticity; suffice to say, the Greek would have become corrupted much easier and such are our earliest manuscripts so the fact that these other languages have this is not at all weightless in this case.

It is therefore very possible that Judas hung himself on a tree somewhere in that field and after the body swelled a lot, the rope broke, and his body burst all over the field, and this is not impossible seeing how he had to be above the ground by some distance to hang himself in the first place. He may have even burst not because of the fall but because the gases couldn't be held by his body. Swelling due to a different type of death? There was an ancient Greek, Heraclitus, who ate only grass and herbs that caught dropsy and died swollen, but that would be ad hoc. Even if any death would produce swelling, there is no reason to deny that Judas could have hung himself, become swollen and have guts burst out making that field famous. If anyone thinks that Acts should have mentioned Judas' death by hanging, I can only wonder why, since it is not a detailed story but a condensed review, and its only purpose was to explain the name Field of Blood which Peter in Acts 1:20 connects with.

3. When was the field bought?

In my opinion neither can be said to give a chronology, but Matthew seems to imply Judas killed himself before the field was bought. Acts doesn't really have a strict demand that Judas die on the field after it was bought; there it is merely a recounting, not a story such as Matthew and so it is not at all impossible that the reason in Acts 1 the buying of the field occurs before Judas' death is to not disrupt the flow.

4. Why was it called the Field of Blood?

I'm pretty sure this is the most pressing question; either this or the one after it. Matthew clearly says that the field was called Field of Blood because it was bought with blood money, and Acts clearly says that it was called so because of the bursting of guts by Judas. There is no avoiding this, but the answer is simple: both are true. The way that both explanations are true is that while Acts describes the actual reason that people called it the Field of Blood, Matthew gives us the divine: Matthew is not telling us that the people started calling it the Field of Blood because the people found out that it was bought with blood money; how would anyone know this? On the contrary, Matthew is telling us that the reason that ultimately the field was called the Field of Blood is because it was bought with such money, and thus God assigned to it this name through Judas' death on it. Proof from this is the ending of the quotation by Matthew: "They took the thirty silver coins, the price set on him by the people of Israel, and they used them to buy the potter's field, as the Lord commanded me." (NIV) Certainly God didn't directly tell the priests to go and buy this field, but it was ordained to be so; in the same way it was ordained that the field be called Field of Blood because of the type of money that bought it (and how deserving, seeing this money is the blood money of none other than Christ Himself).

5. How did Judas happen to die on that field?

JP Holding asks this as well, and answers, "Once Judas blew his spare tire in the field, the land became defiled by his corpse. Hence it would become perfectly suited to become a full-time cemetery. In this ancient collectivist society, the gossip would readily get around as to where and how Judas died and it would not be a burden for the decision to be made to purchase the field in Judas' name (see below) to turn into a cemetery." This is not unreasonable. Of course, if the field was to be named Field of Blood due to God's decision, it might not be a coincidence at all; perhaps Judas saw the right tree on that field, later being purchased unknowingly or not by the priests from the potter. The only thing that would be left is to answer the charge that Matthew's silence on the location of Judas' death and the reason of buying a field somehow being due to it being a potter's field as well as to be a burial ground for foreigners. But these can be explained in light of Matthew's wanting to connect it with the prophecy he quotes, thus nothing contradicts the two accounts being accurate.

Also, some points raised by skeptics:

-Acts copied Judas' death from 2 Maccabees 9 which is about Antiochus Epiphanes IV. Firstly, Antiochus Epiphanes does not die there, and repents, and it is outlined that it is a punishment by God. The fall is a dismemberment, not a gushing out of bowels which is likely not the type of death Judas died in the original Acts 1.

-Judas' death in Acts is Luke fictionalizing it from the "new skins parable" (Luke 5:37). The reasoning is that Judas did not follow the "new law" that Jesus established and was under the "old." First, the note of Judas' death is brief and unemphasized, and there is nothing in the text that can be said it points to connecting this death with the new wineskins parable. Second, if Acts says anything it is that the old was impossible to successfully follow rather than the new (Acts 15:10). Third, the word for burst in Luke 5:37 is not the same as Acts 1:18. If what is meant is that Judas was like the Temple priests and was against Jesus, then one still has to explain why Judas would buy a field in Jerusalem, where he probably didn't live, and further has to discredit that Judas was remorseful in Matthew 27; something that is almost sympathetic to a betrayer and that would hardly be included if not true. If it is said that this was invented to have Judas hang himself, perhaps a humiliation, it has to be explained why there is so little emphasis on his death; it is brushed off and the focus seems to be on the fulfillment of the prophecy by the buying of the field (all that would have been needed would be for Judas to want a greater reward and end up being arrested for some fictitious charge and thus losing his money to them). But in any case, the death of Judas in Acts being created by Luke out of the wineskins parable has no support except the fictitious "new vs old law" being represented by the wineskins and the obvious bursting.
MT 27:11, MK 15:2, LK 23:3 When asked if he is King of the Jews, Jesus answers: "You have said so," (or "Thou sayest").
JN 18:33-34 He answers: "Do you say this of your own accord?"

Again, unless clear evidence is provided that it's the same question Jesus is answering, this is just another futile search for anything that might be misconstrued as a contradiction.

MT 27:11-14 Jesus answers not a single charge at his hearing before Pilate.
JN 18:33-37 Jesus answers all charges at his hearing before Pilate.

John 18:33-37 happens before Matthew 27:14 (Matthew 27:11)

MT 27:20 The chief priests and elders are responsible for persuading the people to ask for the release of Barabbas.
MK 15:11 Only the chief priests are responsible.
LK 23:18-23 The people ask, apparently having decided for themselves.

Where does Mark 15:11 say only? Luke 23:18-23 and Mark 15:11 are focusing on the different details of the event of Matthew 27:20.

MT 27:28 Jesus is given a scarlet robe (a sign of infamy).
MK 15:17, JN 19:2 A purple robe (a sign of royalty).

""Purple" was the generic name for a type of dye used to make robes that varied in shade from scarlet to what we call purple (Acts 16:14)"

MT 27:32, MK 15:21, LK 23:26 Simon of Cyrene carries Jesus' cross.
JN 19:17 Jesus carries his own cross with no help from anyone.

John describes the part which Jesus carries His cross. Then Simon takes over when Jesus can't anymore.

MT 27:37 The inscription on the cross read: "This is Jesus the King of the Jews."
MK 15:26 "The King of the Jews."
LK 23:38 "This is the King of the Jews."
JN 19:19 "Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews."

Very possibly the Evangelists do not mean that "This is" was part of what the sign read. This is sort of supported by Mark. The likeliest is that the complete sign was as it is written in John, but it is not impossible that the "this is" was there as well.

MT 27:44 Both of those who are crucified with Jesus taunt him.
LK 23:39-42 Only one taunts Jesus, and he is rebuked by the other for doing so.

At first both may have, or Mark and Matthew group the two as a whole.

MT 27:46 Jesus asks God, the Father, why he has been forsaken.
JN 10:30 Jesus says that he and the Father are one.

As Jesus was human as well as divine, this isn't really a problem. In Gethsemane, He prays for the possibility to not have to die, but this isn't a serious request since Jesus Himself acknowledges in the next moment that this was the reason He came.

MT 27:46-50, MK 15:34-37 Jesus' last recorded words are: "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"
LK 23:46 "Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit."
JN 19:30 "It is finished."
(Note: Even though both MT and MK represent direct quotes and are translated similarly, the actual Greek words used for God are different. MT uses "Eli" and MK uses "Eloi.")

In Mark and Matthew the "loud cry" (Mark 15:37, Matthew 27:50) is what was said in Luke 23:46, and John 19:30 was said shortly before what is in Luke (in Luke it is said loudly, whereas in John it is implied and makes sense it isn't; it also makes sense for what is in John to be connected with what is in Luke, coming before what was said in Luke).

MT 27:48, LK 23:36, JN 19:29 Jesus was offered vinegar to drink.
MK 15:23 It was wine and myrrh, and he did not drink it.
JN 19:29-30 Whatever it was, he did drink it.

In Mark, Christ is offered the wine before He is crucified. The vinegar is later on as the Gospel of Mark itself has it (Mark 15:36).

MT 27:54 The centurion says: "Truly this was the son of God."
MK 15:39 He says: "Truly this man was the son of God!"
LK 23:47 He says: "Truly this man was innocent" (or "righteous").

Not necessarily a contradiction as all three have the same sense.

MT 27:55, MK 15:40, LK 23:49 The women looked on from afar.
JN 19:25-26 They were near enough that Jesus could speak to his mother.

Thus we know from John that the women came to Him.

MT 27:62-66 A guard was placed at the tomb (the day following the burial).
MK 15:42- 16:8, LK 23:50-56, JN 19:38-42 (No guard is mentioned. This is important since rumor had it that Jesus' body was stolen and the Resurrection feigned.)
MK 16:1-3, LK 24:1 (There could not have been a guard, as far as the women were concerned, since they were planning to enter the tomb with spices. Though the women were aware of the stone, they were obviously unaware of a guard.)

There was a guard. Mark, Luke, and John don't mention this because they just don't talk about that detail. Jesus' body being stolen is something that would have been bought. It's important to note that it says that the Jews paid the GUARDS to say that it was stolen. The women weren't concerned about guards because after the third day they were told not to guard it anymore because Jesus said that He would rise then.

MT 24:9 Even some of the disciples of Jesus will be killed.
JN 8:51 If anyone keeps Jesus' words, he will never see death.
HE 9:27 [All] men die once, then judgement follows.

John 8:51 is talking about the second death. Hebrews is complementary.

MT 28:1 The first visitors to the tomb were Mary Magdalene and the other Mary (two).
MK 16:1 Both of the above plus Salome (three).
LK 23:55 - 24:1, 24:10 Mary Magdalene, Joanna, Mary the mother of James, and "other women" (at least five).
JN 20:1 Mary Magdalene only (one).

Note how John focuses on the person with spices. This is to denote the group. The group is mentioned by the other three and Luke specifies everyone.

MT 28:1 It was toward dawn when they arrived.
MK 16:2 It was after sunrise.
LK 24:1 It was at early dawn.
JN 20:1 It was still dark.

Matthew 28:1 states that as it began to dawn they came to see the sepulchre. Unless the sepulchre was in their backyard, it took some time to get there. Same with John 20:1.

MT 28:1-2 The stone was still in place when they arrived. It was rolled away later.
MK 16:4, LK 24:2, JN 20:1 The stone had already been rolled (or taken) away.

Matthew 28:2 in no way says that they were at the sepulchre when that happened. It simply skips from that event to the angel talking to the two Marys.

MT 28:2 An angel arrived during an earthquake, rolled back the stone, then sat on it (outside the tomb).
MK 16:5 No earthquake, only one young man sitting inside the tomb.
LK 24:2-4 No earthquake. Two men suddenly appear standing inside the tomb.
JN 20:12 No earthquake. Two angels are sitting inside the tomb.

The earthquake is not denied in Mark, and it doesn't say ONLY one man. There were two angels who were perceived as men by the Marys inside. The earthquake is skipped in Mark, Luke, and John, it is not denied.

MT 28:8 The visitors ran to tell the disciples.
MK 16:8 They said nothing to anyone.
LK 24:9 They told the eleven and all the rest.
JN 20:10-11 The disciples returned home. Mary remained outside, weeping.

The Marys did not know what the angels meant by Jesus being missing (thus being both afraid and joyful Matthew 28:8). The women didn't say anything to any man until they went to the disciples. Surely people were around town when they were running to tell the disciples.

MT 28:8-9 Jesus' first Resurrection appearance was fairly near the tomb.
LK 24:13-15 It was in the vicinity of Emmaus (seven miles from Jerusalem).
JN 20:13-14 It was right at the tomb.

Nowhere does the Bible say either of those were the first (though we can accurately say it was Matthew 28:8-9). In Luke two of the disciples go to Emmaus and see Jesus there. John complements Matthew 28.

MT 28:9 On his first appearance to them, Jesus lets Mary Magdalene and the other Mary hold him by his feet.
JN 20:17 On his first appearance to Mary, Jesus forbids her to touch him since he has not yet ascended to the Father.
JN 20:27 A week later, although he has not yet ascended to the Father, Jesus tells Thomas to touch him.

A few points:

1. The Gospel of Matthew metaphorically says that they held Him by the feet, because it quickly adds, ", and they worshipped him." This is to say, they most likely bowed to Jesus.

2. Jesus says that by the time they get to the disciples He is ascended.

3. Thomas does not touch Him, but thrusts his hand in His side.

MT 28:7-10, MT 28:16 Although some doubted, the initial reaction of those that heard the story was one of belief since they followed the revealed instructions.
MK 16:11, LK 24:11 The initial reaction was one of disbelief. All doubted.

The conclusion from the Gospel of Matthew that they immediately believed is unfounded. They doubted initially, and John elaborates on their walk in faith. Plus, the Holy Spirit went on them making them born-again.

MT 28:1-18 The order of Resurrection appearances was: Mary Magdalene and the other Mary, then the eleven.
MK 16:9-14 It was Mary Magdalene, then two others, then the eleven.
LK 24:15-36 It was two, then Simon (Peter?), then the eleven.
JN 20:14 - 21:1 It was Mary Magdalene, then the disciples without Thomas, then the disciples with Thomas, then the eleven disciples again.
1CO 15:5-8 It was Cephas (Peter?), then the "twelve" (which twelve, Judas was dead?), then 500+ brethren (although AC 1:15 says there were only about 120), then James, then all the Apostles, then Paul.


MT 28:19 Jesus instructs his disciples to baptize.
1CO 1:17 Although he considers himself a disciple of Jesus, Paul says that he has not been sent to baptize.

Jesus is talking about the baptizing of fire and Holy Spirit - preaching. Paul is talking about the baptizing of water that John the Baptist did.

MK 1:2 Jesus quotes a statement that allegedly appears in Isaiah. No such statement appears in Isaiah. (Note: IS 40.3 is seen by some as equivalent to MK 1.2; MA 3.1 is a much better fit, however, given that Jesus is allegedly quoting word for word in MK 1:2.)

This deserves the golden "Timmah" award. Now, we have to fight imaginary contradictions, so imaginary, that the key terms that would make them slightly less imaginary (i.e. to be mentioned in the Bible) are missing. Where the HECK, does Jesus mention Isaiah in Mark 1:2, or Mark 1 at all???

MK 1:14 Jesus began his ministry after the arrest of John the Baptist.
JN 3:22-24 Before the arrest of John the Baptist.

Oh no, we've got a tough one on our hands...Jesus started baptizing after He was baptized, and after John was put in jail, He started preaching the Gospel...

MK 1:23-24 A demon cries out that Jesus is the Holy One of God.
1JN 4:1-2 Everyone who confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God. (Note: This would mean that the demon is of God.)

Haha. Nice try, read James 2:14.

MK 3:29 Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit is an unforgivable sin.
AC 13:39, CN 2:13, 1JN 1:9 All sins are forgivable.

The unpardonable sin is not repenting to Christ. Since all sins are forgivable when you repent, then we have no problem.

MK 4:11-12, 11:25 Jesus says that he uses parables so that the meaning of some of his teachings will remain secret to at least some persons. He explains the meanings of the parables only to his disciples. He thanks God for hiding some things from the wise while revealing them to "babes."
JN 18:20 Jesus says that he always taught openly, never secretly.

Yes He does, and He doesn't exactly hide His parables from the prudent does He? He tells it to them, and if they don't understand, then woopsie-doo. I guess by this theory 14-year-olds who don't understand what a university teaches on Calculus would mean that the university is hiding it from him.

MK 6:16 Herod was the source of the belief that John had been raised from the dead.
LK 9:7 Others were the source. Herod was perplexed by the belief.

Luke 9:7 is the verse that has information skipped by Mark 6:14-15. The verse that has Herod saying that John is risen is Luke 9:9. Others were indeed the source for the rumor that John was risen from the dead, but Mark doesn't mention that, but Luke does.

MK 6:52 The people were so unimpressed with "the Feeding of the Multitude" that they did not even understand the event.
JN 6:14-15 They were so impressed that they tried to force Jesus to be their king.

Mark 6:52 is talking about Jesus' disciples (Mark 6:48-51).

MK 6:53 After the feeding of the 5000, Jesus and the disciples went to Gennesaret.
JN 6:17-25 They went to Capernaum.

I believe Capernaum is a city in, "the land of Gennesaret."

MK 15:25 It was the third hour when Jesus was crucified.
JN 19:14-15 It was after the sixth

From the events surrounding Mark and John, it is clear that they are using different time measurements: Mark's hours start from the morning (Mark 15:1) and John's from midnight. Otherwise, how could the trial of Jesus in Mark start at morning yet these things happen at 3 AM? Furthermore, the events in John are before the events in which Mark tells us it's the third hour. Indeed, in April the sunrise is at 6 AM (http://www.sunrisesunset.com/calendar.asp?comb_city_info=Jerusalem,%20Israel;- 35.25;31.75;2;9&month=4&year=2006&time_type=0&use_dst=9). Thus John's hours start from midnight and Marks' start from the morning, 6 AM. (though this is for April 2006, the time never deviates away from between 5:30 AM to 7:30 AM. Thus we give the writers the benefit of the doubt)

MK 16:1-2 The women came to the tomb to anoint the body.
JN 19:39-40 The body had already been anointed and wrapped in linen cloth.

The purpose of the anointment was for the body not to smell. After three days of no anointment, they would have had to bring ointments again.

MK 16:5, LK 24:3 The women actually entered the tomb.
JN 20:1-2, 11 They did not.

John nowhere says they didn't.

MK 16:14-19 The Ascension took place (presumably from a room) while the disciples were together seated at a table, probably in or near Jerusalem.
LK 24:50-51 It took place outdoors, after supper, at Bethany (near Jerusalem).
AC 1:9-12 It took place outdoors, after 40+ days, at Mt. Olivet.
MT 28:16-20 No mention is made of an ascension, but if it took place at all, it must have been from a mountain in Galilee since MT ends there.)

1. So, just because Mark ends there, this must be when the Ascension happens? Illogical reasoning.

2. Further reveals what Mark doesn't.

3. Further reveals what the other two don't.

4. We see this illogical reasoning throughout all of these "contradictions."

LK 1:15 John the Baptist had the Holy Spirit from before his birth or the birth of Jesus.
LK 1:41 Elizabeth had it long before Jesus went away.
LK 1:67 So did Zechariah.
LK 2:25 So did Simeon.
LK 11:13 It is obtained by prayer (presumably at any time).
JN 7:39, JN 16:7, AC 1:3-5 The Holy Spirit cannot come into the world until after Jesus has departed.

The first 5 represent faith in God as the Holy Spirit (God in them). The physical manifestation of the Holy Spirit did not come until after Jesus' departure.

LK 8:12 The Devil causes unbelief.
MK 4:11-12 Jesus is responsible for unbelief in at least some cases.
2TH 2:11-12 God is ultimately responsible for unbelief in at least some cases.

How is Jesus responsible for unbelief in Mark? If this laughable list caused unbelief in someone would you be the cause, or the Devil who used it? Because after all, someone just needs to read the passages IN CONTEXT so that he can get the joke of the day for a lot of days from these "contradictions." Regarding Thessalonians, God just lets people deceive themselves, who do so by doing the will of evil, thus the Devil.

LK 14:26 No one can be a disciple of Jesus unless he hates his parents, wife, children, brothers and sisters.
1JN 3:15 Whoever hates his brother is a murderer.
1JN 4:20 If anyone claims to love God but hates his brother, he is a liar.

The Silver "Timmah" award. Luke is using metaphors.

LK 18:9-14 Do not boast of your virtue.
RO 11:20, 1PE 5:5 Do not be proud.
RO 15:17, 2CO 1:12, HE 3:6, 2CO 2:14, 5:12, 11:17 Paul boasts of his faith and says that one should be proud of it.

It says not to boast of your works, a statement which Paul himself specifically says.

LK 22:3-23 Satan entered Judas before the supper.
JN 13:27 It was during the supper.

The Satan entering Judas in Luke was not for the first time. Satan prompted him to do something again. It's not like once Satan goes in you it's like he rented you.

LK 23:43 Jesus promises one of those crucified with him that they will be together, that very day, in Paradise.
JN 20:17, AC 1:3 Jesus was not raised until the third day and did not ascend until at least forty days later.

Again, this literalistic nonsense is getting very annoying. In Luke, Jesus' words mean that his salvation is assured: "Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise."

LK 23:55-56 The women followed Joseph to the tomb, saw how the body had been laid, then went to prepare spices with which to anoint the body.
JN 19:39-40 Joseph brought spices with him (75 or a 100 lbs.) and annointed the body (as the women should have noticed).

And does John say that Joseph prepared the spices by himself?

JN 1:1, 10:30 Jesus and God are one.
JN 14:28 God is greater than Jesus.

John 14:28 refers to Jesus' human and servant nature (Philippians 2:6-8).

JN 1:1 Jesus was God incarnate.
AC 2:22 Jesus was a man approved by God.

Acts referst to, again, His earthly ministry.

JN 3:17, 8:15, 12:47 Jesus does not judge.
JN 5:22, 5:27-30, 9:39, AC 10:42, 2CO 5:10 Jesus does judge.

John 3:17 is a very special theological verse. It refers not to Jesus' silence in everyone's wickedness, but that this world was made for us to condemn ourselves in our sins. Jesus wasn't bound to say nothing about someone so that He could reprove them.

JN 5:22 God does not judge.
RO 2:2-5, 3:19, 2TH 1:5, 1PE 1:17 God does judge.

John 5:22 refers to the Final Judgment, so that those going to Hell won't know the Father (ever). Since the Son is one of the three persons of God, God does judge.

JN 5:24 Believers do not come into judgement.
MT 12:36, RO 5:18, 2CO 5:10, HE 9:27, 1PE 1:17, JU 1:14-15, RE 20:12-13 All persons (including believers) come into judgement.

John 5:24 refers to the fact that we are not condemned by judgment, in that Christ delivered us from the Judgment by His work on the cross.

JN 5:31 Jesus says that if he bears witness to himself, his testimony is not true.
JN 8:14 Jesus says that even if he bears witness to himself, his testimony is true.

John 8:14 refers to the fact that Jesus is God and God cannot lie, and 5:31 refers to the OT Law that someone cannot prove themselves as a true prophet by their own word, since then false prophets would all have to be true. Then we'd have an actual problem.

JN 5:38-47 Men have a choice as to whether or not to receive Jesus.
JN 6:44 No one can come to Jesus unless he is drawn by the Father.

John 6:44 elaborates on the fact that without God, there are no believers, and all believers have God working in them. This is also metaphorical.

JN 7:38 Jesus quotes a statement that he says appears in scripture (i.e., the OT). (No such statement is found in the OT.)

and John 7:39, immediately says that the water of life is the Holy Ghost, thus Jesus was indeed quoting the OT in that whoever believes in Jesus, believes in the Holy Ghost.

JN 10:27-29 None of Jesus' followers will be lost.
1TI 4:1 Some of them will be lost.

John 10:27-29 talks about Heaven. Golden "Timmah" award #2.

JN 12:31 The Devil is the ruler (or "prince") of this world.
1CO 10:26, RE 1:5 Jesus is the ruler of kings--the earth is his.

Oh man, this guy just refuses to read the Bible. John 12:31 says that in the metaphorical way that the world is in sin.

JN 12:32 Jesus implies that all persons will be saved.
1TI 2:3-4, 2PE 3:9 God wants all to be saved.
JN 12:40, AC 2:21, 2:39, RO 9:27, 10:13 Some will not be saved.
RE 14:1-4 Heaven will be inhabited by 144,000 virgin men (only?).

12:32 refers to the Final Judgment, not salvation. God does want all to be saved, but obviously can't tamper with free will. 3 complements. 4 refers to a special purpose for those people by the Lord.

JN 13:36 Peter asks Jesus where he is going.
JN 14:5 Thomas does the same.
JN 16:5 Jesus says that none of them have asked him where he is going.

In John 16:5 Jesus is referring to the fact that none of them were asking Him where He was going now that He told them about the future and the Holy Spirit in 14:6-16:4 and He says, "Now I told you, but none of you are asking..."

JN 17:12 Jesus has lost none of his disciples other than Judas.
JN 18:9 Jesus has lost none, period.

It is clear, since John 17:12 is linked to John 18:9 that Jesus is talking about His true followers, and not Judas.

JN 17:12 Mentions a "son of perdition" as appearing in scripture (meaning the OT).
(Note: There is no "son of perdition" mentioned in the OT.)

Well, in that matter Jesus' name isn't mentioned in the OT either, but there are prophecies concerning Him and Judas: Psalms 109:8.

JN 18:37 Jesus came into the world to bear witness to the truth.
RO 1:18-20 The truth has always been evident.

John is talking about Special Revelations; Romans about general.

JN 20:9 Jesus quotes a statement that he says appears in scripture (meaning the OT). (No such statement is found in the OT.)

Psalm 16:10.

JN 20:22 In his first resurrection appearance before the assembled disciples, Jesus gives them the Holy Spirit.
AC 1:3-5, AC 2:1-4 The Holy Spirit was received much later (on Pentecost.)

John 20:22 is metaphorical due to the way Thomas believes in verses 24-29.

JN 21:25 The world probably could not contain the books if all that Jesus did were to be recorded.
AC 1:1 The author of Acts has already written about all that Jesus began to do.

I guess according to this theory, the Gospels should include Jesus' life 24/7?

AC 5:19, 12:6-11 The disciples take part in a jailbreak made possible by an angel.
AC 5:40-42 The disciples disobey the Council and continue to teach and preach Jesus.
RO 13:1-4, 1PE 2:13-15 Obey the laws of men (i.e., government). It is the will of God.

This is the controversy Paul had with them.

AC 5:29 Obey God, not men.
RO 13:1-4, 1PE 2:13-15 Obey the laws of men (i.e., government). It is the will of God.

Romans 13:1-4 is talking about the government, since the government, if unjust, can be reproved legally. Acts 5:29 talks about the tradition that the Pharisees made equal to Scripture.

AC 9:7 Those present at Paul's conversion heard the voice but saw no one.
AC 22:9 They saw a light but did not hear a voice.

Acts 22:9 - http://www.tektonics.org/lp/paulthree.html:

when retelling his story in Chapter 22 (and 26), is incorrect when he says that his companions didn't hear the voice (and perhaps on other matters of difference), and Luke is merely quoting him. Does this mean that Paul was lying or unreliable? No, it means that he was misinformed at the time of his speeches in Chapters 22/26. We cannot simply assume that Paul had the correct information, and the possibility exists, for example, that his companions did not tell him that they had heard the voice. Indeed, they may have DENIED hearing it, both to Paul and in his presence, for fear of the implications of what they had heard.

And indeed to disbelievers a light is no one.

AC 9:7 Those present at Paul's conversion stood.
AC 26:14 They fell to the ground.

Acts 9:7 - "And the men who journeyed with him stood speechless..." But, no, we have to get Shakespeare's triple puns.

AC 9:19-28 Shortly after his conversion, Paul went to Damascus, then Jerusalem where he was introduced to the Apostles by Barnabas, and there spent some time with them (going in and out among them).
GA 1:15-20 He made the trip three years later, then saw only Peter and James.

Perhaps you can explain how Paul, who was already converted since he has been preaching in Arabia for three years, went to see Peter, if he were to meet them for the first time. Thus, in Galatians, he is referring to a second time.

AC 9:23 The governor attempted to seize Paul.
2CO 11:32 It was the Jews who tried to seize Paul.

It's actually the other way around, but 2 Corinthians 11:32 refers to Acts 9:24, since the governor was most likely....JEWISH.

AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.
RO 9:11-13 God hated Esau and loved Jacob even before their birth.

In this sense, God hated not Esau, because he was Esau, but because of the person he was, thus another metaphor.

AC 10:34, RO 2:11 God shows no partiality. He treats all alike.
RO 9:18 God has mercy on whoever he chooses, etc.

God doesn't show partiality such as biases like race, talent, etc. However, this doesn't mean that everyone is equal in righteousness.

AC 16:6 The Holy Spirit forbids preaching in Asia.
AC 19:8-10 Paul preaches in Asia anyway.

Acts 19:10 does not say that Paul went in Asia to preach. It says that his preaching in the hall of Tyrannus went as far as Asia.

AC 20:35 Quotes Jesus as having said: "It is more blessed to give than to receive." (No such statement of Jesus is found elsewhere in the Bible.)

"It is never explained why this cannot be an authentic word of Jesus simply not recorded in the Gospels." Especially with his saying to give to the poor, if someone takes your coat give him your other one, etc.

RO 2:12 All who have sinned without the law will perish without the law.
RO 4:15 Where there is no law there is no transgression (sin).

"without the law" does not mean that there was no law, but is referring to Gentiles.

RO 2:13 Doers of the law will be justified.
RO 3:20, GA 3:11 They will not be justified.

Doers of the law are justified not of their works of doing the law, but since their true faith (James 2:14) produces doing of the Law.

RO 2:15 The law is written on the heart. Conscience teaches right from wrong.
1JN 2:27 Anointing by Jesus teaches right from wrong.

The "anointing" is the born-again experience, and it teaches you not the fundamentals of right from wrong, but your walk in Christ.

RO 4:9 Faith was reckoned to Abraham as righteousness.
JA 2:21 Abraham was justified by works (which made his faith perfect).

While the first explains that only through faith we are reconciled, James describes what kind of faith is a true faith; one that produces works.

RO 10:11 (An alleged OT quote; no such statement in the OT.)

Isaiah 28:16.

RO 14:21 It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor anything that might cause your brother to stumble or be offended.
CN 2:16 Let no one pass judgement on you in matters of food and drink.

One is talking about not offending your neighbor, thus loving him, and the other is talking about not listening to the judgments of your neighbor, thus if you don't offend him, but he judges you, why do you listen to him?

1CO 7:8-9 Widows should not marry (although it is better to marry than burn).
1TI 5:14 Young widows should marry, bear children, rule the household, etc..

Golden "slap" award. Young women, not widows.......

1CO 8:4 There is only one God.
2CO 4:4 Satan is God of this world (therefore there are at least two gods).

Golden "slap" award. Metaphor of 2 Corinthians 4:4.

1CO 10:33 Paul says that he tries to please men (so they might be saved).
GA 1:10 Paul says he would not be a servant of Christ if he tried to please men.

The first means that he tries not to offend them (Romans 15:2). The second means that he's not going to do what they do to "fit in."

2CO 12:16 Paul says that he does use trickery.
1TH 2:3 Paul says that he does not use trickery.

Paul's trickery in Corinthians is an antonym, a contrast for the fact that he didn't use it. (12:17, etc.) Just like he was comparing his weakness being his strength.

GA 6:2 Bear one another's burdens.
GA 6:5 Bear your own burden.

The first refers to helping your neighbor (like Jesus' parable about the good Samaritan). The second is referring to Judgment Day as is evidenced by 6:4.

1TH 2:2 God gave Paul the courage to continue his work.
1TH 2:17-18 Satan hindered Paul.
(Note: Who is stronger, Satan or God?)

...Satan's hindrance was Paul's strength (2 Corinthians 12:7-10). And besides, I suppose you are saying Paul is God???

1TI 1:15 Paul says that he is the foremost of sinners.
1JN 3:8-10 He who commits sin is of the Devil. Children of God do not sin.

One refers to his humility and our fallen nature. The other refers to being dead in sin.

TI 6:20, 2TI 2:14-16, 3:1-7 Do not argue with an unbeliever.
2JN 1:10-11 Anyone who even greets an unbeliever shares his wicked work.
1PE 3:15 Always be ready to answer any man concerning your faith.

No...1 Timothy 6:20 (NIV)-"Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to your care. Turn away from godless chatter and the opposing ideas of what is falsely called knowledge," Throughout all of 1 Timothy 6:11-21 Paul is warning him about not falling into godless deeds. Same with 2 Timothy 2:16. Shun does not mean not dispute, but don't accept. 2 John talks about false gospels.

JA 4:5 (Quotes an alleged scripture [OT] verse not found in the OT.)

"James alludes to the many OT passages that speak of God as jealous. It is not a direct quote but a description."

RE 8:7 All of the grass on earth is burned up, and then ...
REV 9:4 An army of locusts, which is about to be turned loose on the earth, is instructed not to harm the grass.

All of the grass in 1/3 was burned, thus 2/3 still remained.


Abbreviations

1CH - 1 Chronicles
1CO - 1 Corinthians
1JN - 1 John
1KI - 1 Kings
1PE - 1 Peter
1SA - 1 Samuel
1TH - 1 Thessalonians
1TI - 1 Timothy
2CH - 2 Chronicles
2CO - 2 Corinthians
2JN - 2 John
2KI - 2 Kings
2PE - 2 Peter
2SA - 2 Samuel
2TH - 2 Thessalonians
2TI - 2 Timothy
AC - Acts
AM - Amos
CN - Colossians
DN - Daniel
DT - Deuteronomy
EC - Ecclesiastes
EP - Ephesians
ER - Ezra
EX - Exodus
EZ - Ezekiel
GA - Galatians
GE - Genesis
HE - Hebrews
HO - Hosea
IS - Isaiah
JA - James
JB - Job
JE - Jeremiah
JG - Judges
JL - Joel
JN - John
JS - Joshua
JU - Jude
LA - Lamentations
LE - Leviticus
LK - Luke
MA - Malachi
MI - Micah
MK - Mark
MT - Matthew
NU - Numbers
PR - Proverbs
PS - Psalms
RE(V)- Revelation
RO - Romans
TS - Titus
ZE - Zechariah
ZP - Zephaniah
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