(Logging at 16-DEC-2000 13:29) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (2 members now) ** .Kaos> KWOK!!! KWOKINATOR> Hey .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I just came on like 3 min ago and somebody's here already. Yay! ^_^ .Kaos> hrm... .Kaos> actions are off... /gaction (/ACTION is now allowed) KWOKINATOR> Not anymore, they're not ^_^ .Kaos> Heh, it's good to see you back on 24/7 ^_^ > .Kaos punches Kwok for not turning it on earlier .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> A week without comp... -_- .Kaos> hrm... roll is off too /action officially declares that he's addicted to the chatroom > KWOKINATOR officially declares that he's addicted to the chatroom /groll (/Roll is now allowed) .Kaos> And well Kwok, I at least you caught up on your sleep and school, right? ^_^ /roll ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (2d6) 1/6 3/6 Sum=4 ROLL by .Kaos> (1d6) 5/6 KWOKINATOR> Sleep, yes. School, HELL NO!! ^_^;;; .Kaos> Well, you chose a good week to have you comp go to hell KWOKINATOR> You got logs? ^_^; .Kaos> It was pretty slow, me and Hawk only recently came back regularly .Kaos> erm... no ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Damn .Kaos> Only decent thing that happened all week was, um... an attack on CT, and foray into the ESMG chatroom ^_^ KWOKINATOR> At least I finally caught up with the emails and the messages yesterday ^_^ KWOKINATOR> AAAHHH!!! KWOKINATOR> I want those! .Kaos> _nobody_ has the ct log, I know that for a fact .Kaos> but someone _might_ have the ESMG chat KWOKINATOR> NNNNOO!!!! .Kaos> We actually got a ESMG girl in .Kaos> Cat and Utena dropped by too .Kaos> Almost all of us got dragged into Utena aka Katie's harem KWOKINATOR> Jeez. You guys need me here. I ALWAYS log ^_^ > .Kaos nods knowingly .Kaos> We all forget .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I never forget ^_^ ** .PSavola just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .PSavola> hello... .Kaos> Yo > .Kaos waves KWOKINATOR> Hey P .PSavola> Yo... .PSavola> well.. anything been happening? .Kaos> PS, I checked out your site again... great work on your latest coloring .Kaos> The uniform coloring of the houses is a little... strange, but everything else is great .PSavola> thanks, i guess... .PSavola> hmmh... well blame me for being lazy would you... KWOKINATOR> Houses? Uniform coloring? O_o KWOKINATOR> Gingerbread house! ^_^; .PSavola> hey, Kwok. it's best explained by taking a look.. KWOKINATOR> Later. > .Kaos socks PSavola's laziness .Kaos> Bad laziness...! > .Kaos then strangles his own laziness /name P's laziness .P's laziness> ITE! /action socks Kaos > .P's laziness socks Kaos .Kaos> Must... work... on SH... /name KWOKINATOR .PSavola> i'll do better in page 30... just see :P KWOKINATOR> Yes... work on SH... /action takes out a pocketwatch and swings it in front of Kaos' eyes > KWOKINATOR takes out a pocketwatch and swings it in front of Kaos' eyes KWOKINATOR> You'll work on SH... KWOKINATOR> You'll work on SH... > .PSavola stops Kwok KWOKINATOR> You'll work on SH... KWOKINATOR> Huh? .PSavola> hey, that's mean.. KWOKINATOR> Nah. THAT's mean! > .Kaos starts to nod off .Kaos> SH... /action elbows Kaos on the head > KWOKINATOR elbows Kaos on the head .Kaos> SH... .PSavola> i know you wanna read more SH, i also do.. BUT.. > .Kaos is knocked out of his trance KWOKINATOR> EVERYBODY does! .Kaos> ... .Kaos> Okay, I get the point .PSavola> okay... everybody wants... but if author does not have the time/will to do so, it still won't allow us to well.. .Kaos> I'll open up my long-avoided SH file and get some work done ^_^ /action rejoices > KWOKINATOR rejoices KWOKINATOR> Yay! .Kaos> December's a great month for my writing mood... .Kaos> Now if only I werent sick... KWOKINATOR> Get the whole chapter done in one day! ^_^ .Kaos> Besides, I'd feel really bad if Drowchild came back from bootcamp and I didnt have at least another chapter of SH done... ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Heh. When you're writing a great fic you become a slave of the fic and not the other way around KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .PSavola> hmmm... that may be true... maybe i should also finish a few of my own... .PSavola> i did kinda like Drowchild... after all he did send me email KWOKINATOR> I only have one fic that's remotely close to being finished > .PSavola smiles happily at the memory /action needs more emails... > KWOKINATOR needs more emails... KWOKINATOR> Well, not really. FFML does not take kindly to a broken computer ^_^; > .Kaos wishes he had his old emails back... KWOKINATOR> 290 or so messages in a week .Kaos> I lost all my C&C... *sniffs* .Kaos> Ah well... as soon as I get this windows sys. check done... KWOKINATOR> But only about 5 is relevant to me ^_^;; .Kaos> off to SH... .Kaos> Stupid Windows... acting up on me... KWOKINATOR> I need to install my new HD and cross my fingers to hope it works KWOKINATOR> Then I can install some cool games KWOKINATOR> And download Dokyusei 2 from the Internet. My friend lost the CD so I have to download the thing -_- .PSavola> ... /action finds that he's not looking forward to lunch as much as he should > KWOKINATOR finds that he's not looking forward to lunch as much as he should KWOKINATOR> Frozen pizza reheated by microwave ^_^;;; .PSavola> that would taste... interesting... i suppose? .PSavola> hmmm... seems that there are a few familiar persons logged into delphi in addition to us... .PSavola> like Tomas and Hawk... KWOKINATOR> Maybe they'll come in? KWOKINATOR> Crap. If they come in then I can't leave to install the damn HD! ^_^; .PSavola> let's hope that, and fear at the same time.. KWOKINATOR> Conflicting emotions, P? ^_^ .PSavola> and as for that HD... it's not that important just now is it? KWOKINATOR> I wanna play games! ^_^ .PSavola> yeah.. conflicts... .Kaos> - signed off - .PSavola> hope they come 'cause.. well i kinda like them... and fear for possible Chaos resulting from it. KWOKINATOR> ... .PSavola> but well.. you can't play and have this chat running at same time.. can you? KWOKINATOR> There's nothing to fear about chaos KWOKINATOR> Nope. But I wanna at least install stuff .PSavola> yes there is, but i won't scare you by mentioning them ^^; KWOKINATOR> I've got about 10MB of space left when I open Netscape and Opera at the same time. Anymore and Windows gives me 'out of disk space' messages KWOKINATOR> So I need to install taht HD .PSavola> .... that is bad.... .PSavola> and to think that i'm scared if i have just a few Gb's... :( KWOKINATOR> You said it .PSavola> then again... abandon either browser... problem solved ^^ ** BKPHOENIX just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .PSavola> hello KWOKINATOR> Hey Tomas .Tomas> greetings KWOKINATOR> Abandon either browser, and Windows screws up WORSE with IE on ^_^ .Tomas> how ya doin'? /action whacks P > KWOKINATOR whacks P KWOKINATOR> He's asking you! KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .PSavola> oh.. .PSavola> sorry was looking at my page by NC.. .PSavola> er.. .Tomas> of course I'm asking PS. do you think I care how you're doing Kwok? after all the times you've hit me for no reason? KWOKINATOR> WHAT? I never hit you for no reason! .PSavola> pretty well i suppose.. /action hits Tomas ^_^ > KWOKINATOR hits Tomas ^_^ .Tomas> ite... .PSavola> then again... i'll say that almost everytime to almost everyone... :P .Tomas> you should learn to either tell the truth or change your lies. that way people arn't sure what you're doing .Tomas> I was doing good till Kwok hit me. KWOKINATOR> You're a jerk! ^_^ .Tomas> so. KWOKINATOR> So you deserve to be hit! ^)^ KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .PSavola> yeah.. Kwok does have a few bad points.. but overall he's pretty nice person.. .Tomas> gee...you're starting to sound like Akane now Kwok /axtion glares at Tomas .Tomas> Kwok's a great guy, when he isn't hitting me anyway /action glares at Tomas > KWOKINATOR glares at Tomas KWOKINATOR> I sound like WHO?! .Tomas> hitting me because I'm a jerk? kinda reminds me of a flat chested tomboy, Kwok /action hits Tomas > KWOKINATOR hits Tomas KWOKINATOR> I'm not flat-chested! ^_^ > .PSavola buries his head on his hand groaning .PSavola> this is what i was afraid of.. .Tomas> so...you're not flatchested Kwok. I should be gettign scared now. In fact I am. KWOKINATOR> Why? > .Tomas goes and hides behind PS. > .PSavola glances at Tomas before turning back to facing Kwok .Tomas> just think about what you said Kwok... .PSavola> Really, i'm not sure what it is between you two. not a few minutes go by before either one insults the other KWOKINATOR> I'm... not flat-chested? I'm not!!! ^_^; > .PSavola shakes his head .Tomas> I'm...just gonna keep hiding back here...okay...? /action chases Tomas with a mallet > KWOKINATOR chases Tomas with a mallet KWOKINATOR> You JERK! > .Tomas runs away so PS won't get hit .Tomas> KAWAIIKUNE!!! /action runs after Tomas > KWOKINATOR runs after Tomas > .PSavola decides he's had enough and becomes immaterial transparent being KWOKINATOR> TOMAS NO BAKA! .Tomas> YOU BUILT LIKE A BRICK TOMBOY! > .Tomas runs faster /action starts glowing red while running > KWOKINATOR starts glowing red while running KWOKINATOR> BAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAA!!!!! > .Tomas decides that this is a good time to leave and opens a gateway in front of himself, closing it before Kwok reaches it. /action mallets the gateway > KWOKINATOR mallets the gateway > .Tomas reappears above the lake and drops in > .Tomas floats in the lake .Tomas> this is the life... /action looks around > KWOKINATOR looks around KWOKINATOR> Where's that jerk?! .Tomas> hmm...I wonder if I have any of the drowned saint water left... KWOKINATOR> Saint Akane? > .PSavola stays silent, having observed the general mayhem Tomas and Kwok had done .Tomas> wrong saint KWOKINATOR> Good. You don't wanna know what happens to you if Akane becomes even a bronze Saint ^_^ .Tomas> I can go through gold saints like butter. Why should I be worried about bronze? KWOKINATOR> Err... KWOKINATOR> Gimme a Void Sword, Tomas ^_^ > .PSavola grumbles about his too empty QuestBook .Tomas> no can do. I gave Shi one .Tomas> I'm still working on my new one KWOKINATOR> Bah KWOKINATOR> You said you'd gimme one! Liar! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! .Tomas> i said i would if you stopped hitting me. you didn't /action stops hitting Tomas. For now > KWOKINATOR stops hitting Tomas. For now KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> hehe. we'll see how long you can last Kwok KWOKINATOR> Hey P, that picture you attached on your message... is it the one where Ranma-chan pretended to be a girl in the Shi Shi Hokodan arc? KWOKINATOR> Gimme the sword, Tomas! /action hits Tomas ^_^ > KWOKINATOR hits Tomas ^_^ .PSavola> yep... page 30.. i'm doing the rest of that page... .Tomas> no sword for you Kwok > .PSavola nods .PSavola> yeah, i agree with Tomas. KWOKINATOR> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Tomas is being mean to me!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! .PSavola> you are in no condition to have anything sharp in your hand .Tomas> Ha! If PS agrees it must be a good idea! /action takes out his OWN sword and waves it threateningly in front of P > KWOKINATOR takes out his OWN sword and waves it threateningly in front of P KWOKINATOR> What did you say? .PSavola> i said; that you are in NO condition to have anything sharp in your hand /action points the edge of his sword at P > KWOKINATOR points the edge of his sword at P ** JUST_HAWK just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** .Tomas> you know Kwok, considering PS is in an out of body form right now, your sword wont hurt her .PSavola> her? .Tomas> hiya hawk KWOKINATOR> I give you one chance to change that statement .Hawk> is PS a him KWOKINATOR> It's him .Tomas> him .Tomas> it KWOKINATOR> Hey Hawk .Hawk> how come you keep saying that .Hawk> hey guys .PSavola> hiya Hawk .Hawk> Good ta see Kwok where he belong .Hawk> belongs /action punches Hawk ^_^ > KWOKINATOR punches Hawk ^_^ .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Here? ^_^ .Hawk> yup .Tomas> i've met too many people lately and my brain is fritzing KWOKINATOR> Okay > .Hawk rubs his nose ** 7XEN just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** /action punches Hawk again then ^_^ > KWOKINATOR punches Hawk again then ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Hey .Hawk> hey PS .Hawk> What Sera said .Hawk> I was gonna ask you that 7XEN> - signed off - .Hawk> and the room goes silent KWOKINATOR> P is slow ^_^ .Hawk> oh .PSavola> yeah... losing a visitor tends to do that, a moment of silence in his/her memory /action starts wondering what microwaved frozen pizza would taste like > KWOKINATOR starts wondering what microwaved frozen pizza would taste like .Hawk> who did we lose?! > .PSavola bows his head KWOKINATOR> A newbie KWOKINATOR> Scroll up, aho > .PSavola looks at Hawk .PSavola> oh yes, i'm sorry.. what did you ask? .Hawk> i was gonna ask you the same thing Sera asked you .Hawk> about coloring .Hawk> I even got the manga pics saved to HD .PSavola> huh? about coloring some other pics? .Hawk> yeah, of Ranma & Ranko .Hawk> from the Mirror Arc .Hawk> ^_^; .PSavola> hmmm? oh well... i could... if i would feel like it. ** RAKHAL just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** .PSavola> it's all about feeling, you know that? .Hawk> welcome .PSavola> hello Rakhal .Hawk> ya, i know KWOKINATOR> Hey Rakhal. Bit early for you, ne? ^_^ RAKHAL> Evening. Very little life anywhere today. No-one is reading fics. RAKHAL> I've been abandoned :) KWOKINATOR> Not here ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I'm always here. When I'm awake ^_^ > .PSavola wonders what Rakhal is speaking about as his page's visitor numbers increase every week .Tomas> im not because I'm reading stuff of hung nyguen RAKHAL> 58 hits today. Total crap. .Hawk> the day just started KWOKINATOR> It's a weekend. And near Christmas too .Hawk> sort of .Hawk> ye RAKHAL> That's in the last 24 hours. .Hawk> yea .PSavola> ... .Tomas> its afternoon where I am. RAKHAL> 7:26pm here .PSavola> well.. for me, it's 9:30PM or so... RAKHAL> Starting work oin the November TASS winners. KWOKINATOR> Everybody's probably slaving their asses off in the mall so they don't have time to read fics ^_^ .Tomas> and...I AM reading fics, just not on Rahkal's page... ^_^; .Tomas> i hate malls RAKHAL> Heh, you have your own page. .Tomas> yup! ^_^ .Hawk> 11:26 am KWOKINATOR> Hating malls is a guy thing ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I'm in the same timezone as Hawk .PSavola> .... i suppose it is... KWOKINATOR> Just go north ^_^ .Hawk> heh .PSavola> then again... i don't hate malls... i just never spend much time in them .Tomas> 2:29pm where i am .Hawk> i hate clothing stores .PSavola> Hawk, on that i can agree on .Hawk> i feel like Ryouga in them KWOKINATOR> Same here .PSavola> Totally lost? like me ^^ .Hawk> and i get these weird feelings, like i'm gonna... .Hawk> i don't know .Tomas> there is only one mall I like, and thats because theres a japanese resteraunt in it! ^_^ .Hawk> something weird KWOKINATOR> Japanese all-you-can-eats are the only way to go ^_^ .PSavola> ... Tomas, you have an odd reason to like that mall... > .PSavola shakes his head > .Hawk falls over .Tomas> what? its the only japanese resteraunt near me... .PSavola> but yes, i agree Japanese food is quite yummy ^^; KWOKINATOR> Japanese food also hurts your wallet REAL well ^_^ RAKHAL> Fate of Love up now. .Tomas> does it ever. .Hawk> heh > .PSavola wonders what Kwok is speaking about KWOKINATOR> Fate of Love? KWOKINATOR> What's it about? RAKHAL> Only just started SM/Ranma crossover. .Hawk> a Ranma/SM fic .Hawk> by Wong RAKHAL> Looks like it might be a Ranma/Sailor Mars match .Hawk> not Oneshot .Hawk> it is a Ranma/Sailor Mars RAKHAL> Different Wong :-) .Hawk> It has to be after all that .Tomas> i think it will be. at least, better Ranma/rei than Ranma/Akane KWOKINATOR> NO! .Hawk> no? .Tomas> no? KWOKINATOR> Ranma/Rei's as bad as Ranma/Akane .Hawk> yeah, in a sense .Tomas> not in my opinion KWOKINATOR> Ranma/Hotaru all the way! ^-6 KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> recall how rei was to mamoru when they were dating. .PSavola> no... quite a popular thing... .Tomas> oh I agree Kwok. RAKHAL> Hey, I've just been reading Kara. Ranma/Akane WAFF all the way. .Hawk> Ranma/Michiru all the way! KWOKINATOR> Kara's fics are pretty good .Hawk> ^_^; .Hawk> yeah, but they're all Ranma/Akane .PSavola> Kara? good? seems i have missed yet another good author... .Tomas> hawk...if you write it, i will read it. RAKHAL> Looks like matchup section will be up next update. I think I'll have enough data by then .Hawk> someone is doing a Ranma/Michiru fic RAKHAL> Awards section will be up when I've done at least 5 months. KWOKINATOR> Jivia is .Hawk> yeah KWOKINATOR> I lost the awards... -_ KWOKINATOR> -_- RAKHAL> Never mind, there's always next month. KWOKINATOR> Oh well. I'm more than happy that it got 3rd SOMETIME in there ^_^ .Hawk> you were up there Kwok RAKHAL> You beat quite a few. KWOKINATOR> Heh. Frankly I'd be asking what's wrong with those people if I won 3rd ^_^;; .Hawk> heh .PSavola> awards.. something i think i'll never win... RAKHAL> I'm more than slightly surprised that WUE didn't place. I guess because to a lot of people it's old KWOKINATOR> I'm surprised too KWOKINATOR> I still haven't read it yet ^_^ .Hawk> me twa .Hawk> heh RAKHAL> 1752 pages, but fun :-) KWOKINATOR> I wanna see if Staples would print it out and bind it for me ^_^ .Hawk> Hung added to Gundam Warblade .Hawk> heh .Tomas> hehe .Hawk> then get it published KWOKINATOR> Heh .Hawk> ^_^ RAKHAL> Alan would beat you to death with a Taco... KWOKINATOR> Not to mention every single author in existence ^_^; .Hawk> heh .Hawk> a taco .Hawk> i'd eat the taco first .Hawk> ^_^ RAKHAL> He likes tacos .Hawk> heh ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 16/100 KWOKINATOR> Don't laugh. Taco Bell tacos are deadly weapons ^_^ .Hawk> eww.... .Tomas> Kwok's right > .PSavola grumbles about dying Java chat's .Tomas> we must be wary of the Tacos... .PSavola> Tacos? i must have missed something important in these few secs i was out of it KWOKINATOR> Nope KWOKINATOR> Yo quiero Taco Hell ^_^ .PSavola> eh? RAKHAL> Taco Hell, sounds nasty RAKHAL> It's what you get when they employ Akane as a cook I guess. KWOKINATOR> You're lucky they don't have Taco Bell in the UK ^_^ .Tomas> noipe, its their normal stuff RAKHAL> They do actually, but there aren't many of them. RAKHAL> Oh goody, another flame .Tomas> be thankful then .PSavola> ... KWOKINATOR> ANOTHER flame. Those people needs to get a life .Tomas> who flamed you? and why? > .PSavola feels left out KWOKINATOR> Think of it this way. Everybody ELSE who doesn't flame you loves your page ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Something about your "likes" list again? RAKHAL> watkins8776@aol.com. He hates SAotome Gambit .Tomas> I want to read the flames. I think i'd be interesting. I don't get flamed enough KWOKINATOR> Flame back RAKHAL> I just auto-delete these days. RAKHAL> I'd like the odd positive note. Flames is most of my mail. .Tomas> you know something, I've gotten flamed more times for my Charactes page than my stories RAKHAL> Heh, well people tend to get very attached to their favourite chars. .PSavola> hmmm? now.... .Tomas> the funny thing was, it was the same guy who kept flaming me. KWOKINATOR> Heh. I've only gotten flamed once and it was from TBP .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> Everybody must think Tomas is kidding ^_^ .Tomas> hmm...I'll have to add that I'm not kidding then .PSavola> yeah... well... i know nothing about flame mails... .Tomas> they tend to be pretty stupid KWOKINATOR> Damn! Shouldn't have said that ^_^;; RAKHAL> I can quite believe it. Go say something nasty about Ukyo for instance on the chorus list, and watch the flames roll. > .PSavola looks at his mailbox, becoming sad as it's totally empry .Tomas> yup. you'd think you'd have learned by now Kwok .PSavola> Wah... i wanna mail... KWOKINATOR> Nah. I'm endeavouring to become like Ranma ^_^ .Tomas> hmm...write a fanfic! KWOKINATOR> Who? .PSavola> huh? Tomas, if you mean me, i already have written a few... KWOKINATOR> P writes, you write, I write, Rakhal writes, Hawk writes... .Tomas> okay...post them on many many sites! .PSavola> eh? i think we are still out of it about WHO you are speaking of.. .Tomas> you PS .PSavola> oh? KWOKINATOR> He doesn't care about me ^_^; KWOKINATOR> I feel so left out... so unappreciated... .PSavola> Kwok, that may be because your mean to him most of time. .Tomas> yup KWOKINATOR> I'm not mean! /action shudders, possessed > KWOKINATOR shudders, possessed .PSavola> but Tomas, about that many many sites... what do you mean by that? KWOKINATOR> I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! .Tomas> Kwok, if you wern't mean I would have given you a VOid Blade a long time ago .Hawk> BOO! KWOKINATOR> Boo? .Tomas> send your stories to archivers and ask them to post them. most of them will ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 6/100 > .PSavola looks oddly at Hawk .Hawk> sheesh.... KWOKINATOR> Bwahahahaha!!! /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 85/100 .Hawk> shaddup! KWOKINATOR> Bwahahaha!!! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 88/100 .Hawk> BWHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!1 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 12/100 KWOKINATOR> Damn! /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 62/100 .Hawk> Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!1 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 39/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 88/100 .Hawk> ahhah .PSavola> hmm? well... that is a possibility.. then again... my fics are in something unstandard format... KWOKINATOR> Tie! /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 47/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 37/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 13/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 62/100 .Hawk> hehe /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 76/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 64/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 55/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 59/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 15/100 /roll 1d100 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d100) 100/100 .Hawk> ouch KWOKINATOR> YES!!!!! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 90/100 /action jumps up and down > KWOKINATOR jumps up and down > .PSavola looks as Kwok rolls the dice again and again ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 88/100 KWOKINATOR> No way you can beat that ^_^ ROLL by .Hawk> (2d100) 5/100 96/100 Sum=101 .Hawk> hehe .Hawk> hahahaha ROLL by .PSavola> (1d100) 75/100 .Hawk> BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLL by .PSavola> (1d100) 67/100 /action glares at Hawk > KWOKINATOR glares at Hawk KWOKINATOR> WITHOUT cheating .Hawk> how perfect is that > .PSavola rolls dice a few times, looking bored .Hawk> who said i was cheating > RAKHAL eats the dics .Hawk> you ate the dics? KWOKINATOR> I was only rolling ONE dice! Not two! .Hawk> eww.... .Hawk> and your point is? .Hawk> i still beat you > .PSavola realizes Tomas has been quiet for too long .Hawk> by one .Hawk> hahaha /action glares at Hawk > KWOKINATOR glares at Hawk .PSavola> Wah!!! your both mean.. you scared him off!! .Hawk> that's funny KWOKINATOR> Tomas scares people odd. Not vice-versa KWOKINATOR> It is though ^_^ > RAKHAL puts 300 hayashibara tracks on random play > .PSavola goes into the corner, sulking .PSavola> Your all mean.. i don't like you .Hawk> heh > .Hawk pokes PSavola a lot /action finds it funny that ABC gets more feedback and C&C than ACoA, whose author keeps begging for C&C ^_^ > KWOKINATOR finds it funny that ABC gets more feedback and C&C than ACoA, whose author keeps begging for C&C ^_^ .PSavola> Hawk pokes PSavola's immaterial body KWOKINATOR> Must be because it's too good. So good nothing can be improved ^_^;;; KWOKINATOR> Time to reheat the pizza and see if it kills me... ^_^ .Tomas> hehe RAKHAL> slurp > .PSavola notices Tomas .PSavola> YAY!! you came back.. RAKHAL> Had sweetcorn and squid pizza tonight. Very nice. .PSavola> i was sooo worried that these two mean persons scared you off .Tomas> i was off writting a post for the forum KWOKINATOR> Crap. The 14" pizza is too big to fit in the microwave ^_^;; .Tomas> hehe, poor Kwok RAKHAL> Advocating the Happosai-Akane matchup? KWOKINATOR> Oh well. I'm not particularly looking forward to microwaved pizza ^_^; > .Tomas blinks .Tomas> where's that one? RAKHAL> Not seen one yet. There's an opening there! .Tomas> I think that if there was going to be a Akane/Happosai fic all of us nuts in this chatroom should get a chance to work on it RAKHAL> Heh > .PSavola feels like he's being ignored KWOKINATOR> brb .PSavola> sheesh... see like i care... > .PSavola walks off towards neares small dark room that he could sulk in RAKHAL> Good attributes for a spy... .Tomas> brb > .PSavola finds a nice small lightless room, stepping inside and locking the door RAKHAL> Restful. Suitable for brewing up those darkfics. > .Hawk turns into a human and expresses derision .Double Hawk> heh > .PSavola sits down in the corner RAKHAL> Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma (ratbat@rocketmail.com) KWOKINATOR> I hear Good Plan is a nice, darkfic KWOKINATOR> Wrong window, Rakhal ^_^ > RAKHAL grins RAKHAL> matchups listed in order of frequence. /action still doesn't know if there's gonna be a matchup in ABC > KWOKINATOR still doesn't know if there's gonna be a matchup in ABC KWOKINATOR> ^_^; RAKHAL> Well, there's an Akane/Ryoga match there. > .Double Hawk listens to no one KWOKINATOR> Ranma's, I mean /action kicks Double Hawk > KWOKINATOR kicks Double Hawk > .Double Hawk wonders what's for dinner and sings and whistles at the same time > .Double Hawk rubs his leg RAKHAL> Heh, I suspect if there is a match it might have to be another psycho. > .Double Hawk has an out-of-modem experience and falls asleep .Double Hawk> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KWOKINATOR> Two psychos going at each other? ^_^ RAKHAL> Great training! > .Double Hawk cheers .Double Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Nice response to my message, Hawk ^_^; .Double Hawk> I try KWOKINATOR> I was thinking about making Ryoga snap too so that they fight on even ground RAKHAL> Ranma finds his soulmate, dunks her in the Nannichuan and locks her up on an island for 12 years. after that, they will be made for each other! KWOKINATOR> Heh. Ranma's gonna be a guy at the end > .Double Hawk flips a coin and tiptoes over /action > KWOKINATOR winks .Double Hawk> eww.... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Double Hawk disappears with a pop and whirls around KWOKINATOR> Hey, Ranko! .Double Hawk> 0_o; > .Double Hawk gapes unbelievingly /action walks over to Ranko > KWOKINATOR walks over to Ranko > .Double Hawk reads William Blake KWOKINATOR> How're you doing? > .Double Hawk turns into the driveway and bakes some more cookies KWOKINATOR> Kasumi now? > .Double Hawk throws a cookie at Kwok KWOKINATOR> Bake cookies? > .Double Hawk pours hot oil on Peking ravioli and hallucinates line noise /action takes the cookies and feed it to P ^_^ > KWOKINATOR takes the cookies and feed it to P ^_^ > .Double Hawk turns into a monkey .PSavola> I'm not there anymore... .Monkey Hawk> ukii.... > .Monkey Hawk explodes and consults an anthropologist > .Dead Monkey sits down > .Dead Monkey communes with Tymnet and falls asleep > .PSavola begins to have dark, negative thoughts about world in general > .Dead Monkey rolls dice ROLL by .Dead Monkey> (1d100) 19/100 > .Dead Monkey explodes > .2 Dead Monkey sees visions > .2 Dead Monkey sends out for pizza and becomes irrational > .2 Dead Monkey sings off-key > .2 Dead Monkey listens to self > .2 Dead Monkey becomes supremely self-assured > .2 Dead Monkey calls for a toast > .2 Dead Monkey reads William Blake and snickers KWOKINATOR> I formally declare that microwaved frozen pizza looks like crap ^_^ > .2 Dead Monkey explodes and wonders about the meaning of life > .3 Dead Monkey stomps around the room and bakes some more cookies > .3 Dead Monkey winks > .3 Dead Monkey whirls around .3 Dead Monkey> type /act > .3 Dead Monkey talks to self and snickers > .3 Dead Monkey rolls dice and laughs raucously ROLL by .3 Dead Monkey> (20d100) 27/100 40/100 16/100 67/100 19/100 52/100 82/100 40/100 66/100 30/100 16/100 38/100 26/100 72/100 52/100 56/100 73/100 100/100 37/100 60/100 Sum=969 > .3 Dead Monkey laughs raucously > .PSavola mutters to himself, "it's not my fault, no... can't be..." > .3 Dead Monkey eats maki sushi and stands up > .3 Dead Monkey eats maki sushi > .3 Dead Monkey sends out for pizza > .3 Dead Monkey turns into a monkey .3 Dead Monkey> err.... > .3 Dead 2 Monkey explodes and pretends to commune with nature > .4 Dead 2 Monkey explodes .4 Dead 2 Monkey> d'oh! > .5 Dead 2 Monkey snickers and steals the cookies > .5 Dead 2 Monkey sits down and listens to no one > .5 Dead 2 Monkey calls for a toast > .5 Dead 2 Monkey whistles softly > .5 Dead 2 Monkey explodes and burns the roast /noaction > KWOKINATOR contemplates reality, consults an oracle, and whirls around and pretends to commune with nature > .6 Dead 2 Monkey wonders what's for dinner > .6 Dead 2 Monkey hallucinates line noise > .6 Dead 2 Monkey becomes supremely self-assured and listens to no one > .6 Dead 2 Monkey burns the roast > .6 Dead 2 Monkey turns into a monkey > .6 Dead 3 Monkey turns into a pocket calculator and chuckles knowingly > .PSavola becomes REAL depressed .6 Dead 3 Monkey> FUCK! KWOKINATOR> HG? > .Pocket Calc whirls around > .Pocket Calc fades away slowly > .Pocket Calc communes with Tymnet > .Pocket Calc dives into the pool > .Pocket Calc whistles softly > .Pocket Calc explodes and walks out the door .Tomas> do I want to know...? > .PSavola shakes his head > .Dead Pocket Calc flies through the air > .Dead Pocket Calc communes with Tymnet and sits down > .Dead Pocket Calc sends out for pizza and whistles softly > .Dead Pocket Calc sings off-key > .Dead Pocket Calc conforms blindly to convention and gapes unbelievingly > .Dead Pocket Calc burps KWOKINATOR> No you don't] > .Dead Pocket Calc pretends to be apathetic > .Dead Pocket Calc fades away slowly and asks for a cup of coffee > .Dead Pocket Calc sneers and pretends to be apathetic > .Dead Pocket Calc remains motionless and asks for a cup of coffee > .Dead Pocket Calc has an out-of-modem experience > .Dead Pocket Calc eats maki sushi > .Dead Pocket Calc walks out the door > .Dead Pocket Calc dives into the pool > .Dead Pocket Calc burns the roast > .Dead Pocket Calc disappears with a pop .Tomas> didn'tr think so > .Dead Pocket Calc chuckles knowingly /action > KWOKINATOR sits down > .Dead Pocket Calc sings off-key and flips a coin > .Dead Pocket Calc steals the cookies > .Dead Pocket Calc conforms blindly to convention > .Dead Pocket Calc gasps with astonishment and turns into a monkey > .Monkey Hawk listens to no one > .Monkey Hawk snickers and communes with the Universe > .Monkey Hawk tiptoes over > .Monkey Hawk stomps around the room > .Monkey Hawk stands up > .Monkey Hawk burns the roast > .Monkey Hawk consults an anthropologist > .Monkey Hawk sees visions > .Monkey Hawk listens to no one and turns into a human .Hawk> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .PSavola> this, this is really bad... KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> this is great! KWOKINATOR> microwaved pizza isn't ^_^; .Hawk> heh .PSavola> no, i mean i'm really into depression right now... also a lot of self pity included.. .PSavola> i... i don't really feel like chatting anymore... KWOKINATOR> Stop thinking and go to sleep RAKHAL> Anything in particular depressing you? > .PSavola does not feel tired .PSavola> no, nothing in particular... .Hawk> Ah.... my music... KWOKINATOR> Lie on the bed and eventually you'll fall asleep .Hawk> burp yourself to sleep .PSavola> i don't try to get you feel quilty but, it all began by me getting no response.... from there the rest was easy.. .Hawk> feel quilty? /JOIN Fanfics KWOKINATOR> Disconnected .Hawk> you were? KWOKINATOR> yep KWOKINATOR> right after the bed comment .Hawk> you missed nothing /who GROUP LIST: 15:28:28 9) Fanfics KWOKINATOR, PSavola, Tomas, Hawk, RAKHAL - idle AVAILABLE LIST: () = in conf (KWOKINATOR/JW), (BKPHOENIX/J), (JUST_HAWK/J), (PSAVOLA/J), (RAKHAL/J) ------ [5 in this area] .Hawk> .Hawk> burp yourself to sleep .Hawk> .PSavola> i don't try to get you feel quilty but, it all began by me getting .Hawk> no response.... from there the rest was easy.. .Hawk> .Hawk> feel quilty? .Hawk> KWOKINATOR> Disconnected KWOKINATOR> Thanks KWOKINATOR> Fire up an Initial D song, P. That should help ^_^ .Hawk> Listening to Transformers Soundtrack .Hawk> this is what gets me writing KWOKINATOR> Yeah, but I like Initial D ^_^ > .PSavola glances at Kwok, turning away again as he has absolutely no clue what that "Initial D song" is .Hawk> oh my god... .Hawk> LET KILL PS! .PSavola> i'm sorry but i do think it's for best if i'm alone just now... KWOKINATOR> anime soundtrack .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Alone isn't a good idea > .PSavola vanishes from this plane of existence .PSavola> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Too late .Hawk> ** New group name "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" selected ** .Hawk> heh KWOKINATOR> heh ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 39/100 .Hawk> sheesh RAKHAL> That's what Akane said to Ranma in that lemon. .Hawk> huh? .Hawk> what lemon!?! .Hawk> eww.... RAKHAL> I'll be your fiancee :-) .Hawk> Akane said Ramrodinyou KWOKINATOR> I hold the record for dice-rolling of a 100-sided dice ^_^ .Hawk> to Ranam .Hawk> Ranma .Hawk> eww... RAKHAL> Heh .Hawk> naw... RAKHAL> It's the most read fic hosted at my site. .Hawk> Kaos and I have gotten 100 .Hawk> Kaos got it on his first roll .Hawk> the bitch... .Hawk> ^_^^ KWOKINATOR> damn .Hawk> I got 99 then 100 KWOKINATOR> Some hentais out there, Rakhal... .Hawk> heh RAKHAL> Heh, lots of them KWOKINATOR> Fortunately none of them are in here ^_^ .Hawk> riiiightttt.... ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 10/100 .Hawk> sheesh .Hawk> I've also gotten 1 before ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 78/100 KWOKINATOR> Bwahahahahahaa!!! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 38/100 RAKHAL> I've had 25! .Hawk> jeez ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 23/100 ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 29/100 KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> 0_ol; ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 26/100 .Hawk> err... ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 87/100 .Hawk> ^_^ .Hawk> much better ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 94/100 .Hawk> heh ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 24/100 .Tomas> doh! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 65/100 .Hawk> going down! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 80/100 ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 22/100 .Hawk> up! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 37/100 .Tomas> doh! .Hawk> down! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 98/100 ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 31/100 .Hawk> up!!! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d10) 6/10 .Tomas> damn .Hawk> shit! .Tomas> i can't roll ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 58/100 .Hawk> down! ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 37/100 ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 50/100 .Hawk> down! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 83/100 .Hawk> up! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 64/100 .Hawk> down! ROLL by .Tomas> (1d100) 31/100 .Hawk> like a fucked up rollercoaster .Tomas> i can't get out of the 30s ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 91/100 .Hawk> up! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 20/100 .Hawk> down!!! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 44/100 .Hawk> up! .Tomas> up! .Hawk> k, gotta go for bit ROLL by .Hawk> (1d10) 5/10 .Tomas> cya > .Hawk blinks .Tomas> DOWN! ROLL by .Hawk> (1d100) 45/100 KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Tomas> UP! .Hawk> not leaving the room though ^_^ .Tomas> oh KWOKINATOR> well, see ya anyway ^_^ > RAKHAL burbles and turns into a senshi /action burbles and turns into a sushi ^_^ > KWOKINATOR burbles and turns into a sushi ^_^ RAKHAL> Tasty! KWOKINATOR> Akane cooked it ^_^ RAKHAL> Farewell cruel world .Tomas> Akane! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! KWOKINATOR> Oops. Got pizza stuff all over the microwave ^_^;; RAKHAL> A long tongue is helpful. KWOKINATOR> O_o RAKHAL> Join the Chardan school... KWOKINATOR> Chardan? RAKHAL> Picollet Chardan, the french guy with the huge mouth and long tongue (tried to forcibly marry onna-Ranma) KWOKINATOR> Oh. KWOKINATOR> The eating-contest one? RAKHAL> That's the one. KWOKINATOR> I've never seen it. Only heard it from you ^_^ RAKHAL> Heh, go buy GN 15 (or the appropriate Japanese/Chinese vols) KWOKINATOR> Bah KWOKINATOR> I have no money left KWOKINATOR> Just spent 100 yesterday paying for the computer repair RAKHAL> Same here. I do have some old magic cards that are apparently worth something. KWOKINATOR> I thought you were going to sell them? .Hawk> what season is that in? RAKHAL> Box of Beta boosters. .Hawk> the Chardan one RAKHAL> Selling them is a pain. Probably wont get that much either. KWOKINATOR> Sell it on eBay with a reserve price ^_^ RAKHAL> 50 cents :) .Hawk> hello? KWOKINATOR> Asking you, Rakhal .Hawk> what season is the Chardan on in? .Tomas> hi hawk RAKHAL> Chardan. It's GN15 in the manga, don't know where in the anime (further than VIZ have got to) .Hawk> damn... .Hawk> i've read about it and seen pics of it too RAKHAL> Onna-Ranma in an iron corset. .Hawk> yeah ^_^; .Hawk> that's gotta hurt when she gets hit by hot water RAKHAL> It does indeed. Effectively traps Ranma in girl-form. .Hawk> yup KWOKINATOR> Bit of a fan-question, Rakhal... > .Hawk punches Kwok > RAKHAL perks an ear up KWOKINATOR> What motivated you to make an index and pay for hosting KWOKINATOR> What? .Hawk> oh KWOKINATOR> What, Hawk? .Hawk> nevermind > .Hawk retracks the punch KWOKINATOR> t. Not k ^_^ .Hawk> oh yeah .Hawk> ^_^; RAKHAL> I started reading Ranma fics, and thought after a while that I'd like to be able to find the fics I enjoyed reading again. SO I started writing little synopses of all the fics I'd read. Some time RAKHAL> later I talked about it on the Ranma ML and was persuaded to make my list available to other people. RAKHAL> The HTML site came about as a suggestion from one of the first readers of the text index. RAKHAL> Originally on Demon, but it got too busy, so I had to move it. ANd I don't like adverts. .Tomas> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> But to PAY for it? RAKHAL> Well, it's either pay for it, or have adverts on the page. > .Hawk burps .Hawk> excuse me .Hawk> sucky RAKHAL> And rakhal.com is usually a lot faster than geo and the like. KWOKINATOR> I think you can qualify for a .org domain. You're a non-profit organization ^_^ RAKHAL> Heh KWOKINATOR> Faster is right ** .Tomas just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (4 members now) ** RAKHAL> Welcome back .Tomas> i'm back KWOKINATOR> It's quite fast. Also somewhat flaky at times ^_^ KWOKINATOR> wb .Tomas> closed the wrong window by mistake. oops .Hawk> heh RAKHAL> True, I hope the flakiness gets less, they are supposed to promise 99.5% uptime. RAKHAL> If it doesn't improve, I'll move it somewhere. KWOKINATOR> It's pretty good so far KWOKINATOR> About 95%? RAKHAL> 99.5 apparently. KWOKINATOR> That's good KWOKINATOR> MUCH MUCH more than what Delphi can offer ^_^ RAKHAL> Heh RAKHAL> But Delphi is certainly cheaper. RAKHAL> Got plenty of spare space and bandwidth though. Can handle 6 times my current traffic. KWOKINATOR> True .Hawk> hmm.... KWOKINATOR> I just don't like their random going-down and routine maintenances KWOKINATOR> But it's the only popular fanfiction forum! *grins proudly* RAKHAL> Wonder if I can find some CGI stuff to run my own forums on rakhal.com RAKHAL> Yup, your forum is doing well. .Tomas> this is the place to be Kwok KWOKINATOR> "our" forum ^_^ /action screams > KWOKINATOR screams RAKHAL> NTL zapped me. KWOKINATOR> As prompt as Netzero ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I think I'm supposed to click banners every 2 hours to stay on, but I don't see any banners... ^_^;;; RAKHAL> No such thing on NTL, just zap every 2 hours. > .Hawk runs aroujnd the chatroom screaming insanely KWOKINATOR> Let it zap, let it zap, let it zap! ^_^ RAKHAL> Hinako-Washuu.... /action punches Hawk > KWOKINATOR punches Hawk KWOKINATOR> Lum! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> She's the Zap Queen ^_^ > .Hawk keeps running and screaming /action rips Hawk > KWOKINATOR rips Hawk .Hawk> Oro? KWOKINATOR> trips ** GINRAI just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (5 members now) ** .Hawk> RAMRODINYOU! KWOKINATOR> hey GINRAI> hey .Hawk> OROROROROROROROROROROROROOROROROroOROROROROROOROROROROOROROROOROrORORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GINRAI> *sigh* back to 56k.... KWOKINATOR> Moved already? GINRAI> yeah KWOKINATOR> How was Good Plan, Gin? KWOKINATOR> Good? Really good? GINRAI> good... haven't reacted like that since Bitter End KWOKINATOR> Then it's DEFINITELY up next ^_^ GINRAI> be careful... it's extremely twisted ^_^ .Hawk> what's Good Plan? KWOKINATOR> DB's latest fic on the FFML GINRAI> fic by DB Sommer... starts out with some girls planning out on murdering Akane.. KWOKINATOR> Twisted is good ^_^ .Hawk> heh .Hawk> cool .Hawk> where is it? KWOKINATOR> FFML .Hawk> FFML hasn't updated for me yet .Hawk> stupid thing GINRAI> ever watch any Hitchcock movies? KWOKINATOR> DB's got good stuff. Including Enter the Phoenix ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Nope KWOKINATOR> Saw a couple of the old TV shows though GINRAI> the style is similar to it ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I wanted to see Psycho but I'm against black-and-white movies GINRAI> I liked it... never saw the recent version KWOKINATOR> People say it's crap RAKHAL> a fic waiting for me on the FFML? KWOKINATOR> Next movie for me is probably Vertical Limit KWOKINATOR> Hear it's lots of thrills KWOKINATOR> Good Plan! ^_^ RAKHAL> I'll get that on Monday. GINRAI> Kwok: people said that the recent version is crap? probably KWOKINATOR> Remakes tend to be on the crap side, unfortunately KWOKINATOR> Rakhal gets paid to read fics ^_^ RAKHAL> Would be nice, but unfortunately not true :-) KWOKINATOR> Still got work here and there ^_^ RAKHAL> Indeed. However whenever I compile Dimensions (happens a lot), I get 30 mins or so to read fics/chat. KWOKINATOR> Dimensions? KWOKINATOR> 30 min-compile? That's rather long code... RAKHAL> The program I work on. It's a source control system. Used a lot by the government and Fortune 400 companies. RAKHAL> It's 200MB of C code. KWOKINATOR> O_o KWOKINATOR> You wrote the whole thing? RAKHAL> Hardly! RAKHAL> There's about 25 developers in total. KWOKINATOR> Oh. .Tomas> only 30 min to compile? thats small KWOKINATOR> I thought you wrote 200MB worth of code ^_^; .Tomas> 200mb is very little compared to what is really used KWOKINATOR> true RAKHAL> Heh, I'm not that fast a coder I'm afraid. It took me 6 days to write the 100K of the list processor for my site. RAKHAL> Well, 6 evenings. KWOKINATOR> Well, look at it this way. You code faster than KaosQu writes ^_^ > RAKHAL grins GINRAI> heh .Hawk> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> He's rapidly approaching Zen-dom ^_^ GINRAI> no... not yet ^_^ KWOKINATOR> "approaching" ^_^ RAKHAL> Mars Dildo Power, make up! KWOKINATOR> Start worrying when he starts talking in third person ^_^ KWOKINATOR> brb .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> back RAKHAL> Ranma is the reincarnation of Champion, the Wonder Horse. KWOKINATOR> O_o .Tomas> wonder horse huh? GINRAI> ... RAKHAL> Indeed. KWOKINATOR> Oh wait. I gotta clean the pizza crap from the microwave. KWOKINATOR> Brb again GINRAI> wasn't Champion a breeder? ** JUST_HAWK just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (5 members now) ** .Tomas> I think so... RAKHAL> I'm afraid I don't remember GINRAI> wb .Tomas> you alive hawk? > RAKHAL reattaches the jesses KWOKINATOR> Back again .Tomas> hawk isn't alive RAKHAL> All peperoni removed? KWOKINATOR> Cheese and sauce KWOKINATOR> I'm never microwaving pizza again ^_^ .Tomas> you just need a plate > RAKHAL likes his squid and sweetcorn pizzas. I hit Dominos for one about once/week. KWOKINATOR> I had to bend the pizza in half just to make the damn thing FIT in the microwave ^_^; > GINRAI sticks with cheese and mushroom...maybe pepperoni KWOKINATOR> Still, the price is good. 3.99 for a 14" pepperoni RAKHAL> Cheep cheep KWOKINATOR> But then it's also frozen... > .Tomas likes (big breath here) ham, groundbeef, suasage, bacon, extra cheese, spinich, and garlic on his pizza. KWOKINATOR> Holy crap RAKHAL> A loaded pizza! .Tomas> yup .Tomas> and i eat an 18 in by myself KWOKINATOR> You'd also need a loaded wallet for that loaded pizza ^_^ .Tomas> and I STILL can't put on weight KWOKINATOR> I just finished a 14 by myself .Tomas> only costs me 18 dollars RAKHAL> Either chicken feast or a squid and sweetcord for me. But I can only manage 1/2 a 12in pizza. KWOKINATOR> No worries about putting on weight for me ^_^ .Tomas> and i pay it from the money my parents give me for food KWOKINATOR> 18 is more than enough KWOKINATOR> What my parents give me for food goes to movies, computers and gadgets .Tomas> i make almost 100 a week, so i can aford it every other week KWOKINATOR> The food themselves are on the bottom of the spending list ^_^; .Tomas> heh. > RAKHAL makes a lot more than 100 pounds/week, but he has a mortgage to pay. .Tomas> hehe, I'm lucky I don't have that problem KWOKINATOR> Me neither RAKHAL> Well, my house has more than doubled in value, so it's not a bad investment. KWOKINATOR> My parents are paying for the rent RAKHAL> Worth ~350K in US Dollars now. KWOKINATOR> Whoa .Tomas> come summer I'll be living with a friend in a house .Tomas> man, thats expensive KWOKINATOR> Where do you live now, a cardboard box? :P RAKHAL> Southeast UK is rather expensive. Bit like california in the US. .Tomas> no, in the dorm KWOKINATOR> I thought you went home? KWOKINATOR> Rakhal is rich ^_^ .Tomas> I am home for winter break, but I don't have to be. I can live in my dorm year round if I want to .Tomas> one of the parts of my contract RAKHAL> Wish I was rich :-( KWOKINATOR> Wish I live in a dorm. High schools don't have dorms -_- KWOKINATOR> But I'm renting a room, so that's just as good ^_^ /action runs around the chatroom screaming madly > KWOKINATOR runs around the chatroom screaming madly > .Tomas sticks out a foot and trips the running Kwok KWOKINATOR> Oompf! > RAKHAL drops a sheep into the fray /action thrusts an arm out and handsprings back onto his feet, then spin kicks Tomas > KWOKINATOR thrusts an arm out and handsprings back onto his feet, then spin kicks Tomas /action backs away from the sheep > KWOKINATOR backs away from the sheep > .Tomas grabs the Sheep and uses it to block kwok's kick /action uses the sheep as a springboard and kicks Tomas on the head > KWOKINATOR uses the sheep as a springboard and kicks Tomas on the head > .Tomas ducks and rolls out of the way /action lands and balances himself on the sheep's back > KWOKINATOR lands and balances himself on the sheep's back > RAKHAL notices the sheeps eyes growing red as steam rises from it's nostrils and it's giant cloven black hooves paw the ground. > .Tomas jumps behind Rakhal and hides /action doesn't notice > KWOKINATOR doesn't notice /action stomps on the sheep and taunts Tomas > KWOKINATOR stomps on the sheep and taunts Tomas KWOKINATOR> C'mon! RAKHAL> The sheep belches forth a huge stream of fire and takes off at 200mph to the north. KWOKINATOR> Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! /action blinks as a steering wheel pops out of the sheeps neck > KWOKINATOR blinks as a steering wheel pops out of the sheeps neck KWOKINATOR> Alright! > .Tomas is glad he's safe behind Rakhal RAKHAL> Baaaaaa! /action steers the sheep back to the chatroom, straight at Rakhal and Tomas > KWOKINATOR steers the sheep back to the chatroom, straight at Rakhal and Tomas > .Tomas steps aside letting Rahkal get hit > RAKHAL hides his head. Since he can't see the sheep, the sheep can't see him. > .Tomas runs to the lake and dives in KWOKINATOR> God, tomorrow's gonna suck. It just rained today but the snow's still there. It's gonna be complete ice by tomorrow /action tramples over Rakhal > KWOKINATOR tramples over Rakhal KWOKINATOR> Oops. Speedbump ^_^ RAKHAL> Just rain rain and more rain here. I need to bake some cookies. > RAKHAL is used to being run over. KWOKINATOR> UK traffic? ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I need to bake some nookies ^_^ RAKHAL> Yup KWOKINATOR> Sounds like fun ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I've never been to a place where the traffic is as bad as Hong Kong. Took me 6-8 hours to go about 50 kilos, max RAKHAL> >Sunday Afternoon< KWOKINATOR> Only once, fortunately GINRAI> try traffic in Manhatten .Tomas> man, thats quick RAKHAL> Never likely to go to HK .Tomas> I had times when I was living in jersey that took me 6 hours to go 20 miles KWOKINATOR> O_o KWOKINATOR> Oh wait. That's not 50. It just feels like it. Hong Kong isn't big enough ^_^;; .Tomas> hehe, yeah right KWOKINATOR> 6 million people... KWOKINATOR> 7 million now .Tomas> most of who WALK everywhere KWOKINATOR> No way KWOKINATOR> But the public transit is popular RAKHAL> They use stepping disks to teleport across town. .Tomas> a lot more walk there than do in jersey, trust me .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> It sucks to drive in Hong Kong KWOKINATOR> I went to a restaurant with my aunt's family once. Her son drove and we took a cab. By the time we got home he just got on his car KWOKINATOR> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Parking lots are VERY bad... /action runs around screaming like... a headless horseman ^_^ > KWOKINATOR runs around screaming like... a headless horseman ^_^ RAKHAL> There's a huge market for the foldaway car. Drive it to your destination, fold it up and put it in your pocket. KWOKINATOR> You need 24th century technology ^_^ .Tomas> YIPPEE!!! RAKHAL> Heh .Tomas> not the 24th centry technology .Tomas> Shi's gonna be joining me in the SM RPG /action mumbles something about RPG freaks > KWOKINATOR mumbles something about RPG freaks RAKHAL> Have fun. .Tomas> we will, don't worry /action thinks about ways to spice up the forum > KWOKINATOR thinks about ways to spice up the forum RAKHAL> Chilli powder. KWOKINATOR> Chili Con Carne ^_^; .Tomas> Chinese Hot Oil RAKHAL> Time to get baking, back in a while. .Tomas> seeya .Tomas> make it soon RAKHAL> I'll bring a cookie :-) GINRAI> need to rest... be back later .Tomas> kewl KWOKINATOR> I want a nookie ^_^ GINRAI> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Tomas> seeya Gin /action thinks about leaving to try and install the HD > KWOKINATOR thinks about leaving to try and install the HD .Tomas> ooo... KWOKINATOR> What? .Tomas> go for it. want to meet back in say 2 or 3 hours? KWOKINATOR> You're leaving too? .Tomas> we are running out of things to say. I was thinhking of heading up to my room and blasting my sterio for a bit .Tomas> only reason I'm still on is that you're here KWOKINATOR> My only reason is that two people are still here. You and Rakhal ^_^ .Tomas> Rakhal went to bake, remember KWOKINATOR> But alright. I'll be back in... two or 3 hours ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Baking doesn't take long .Tomas> depends what you're making /action shrugs > KWOKINATOR shrugs KWOKINATOR> I'm gonna go off KWOKINATOR> See ya! /action crosses his fingers and hope that it works this time > KWOKINATOR crosses his fingers and hope that it works this time .Tomas> so long .Tomas> - signed off - ** COSMOSSG1 just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (4 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Later Rakhal! COSMOSSG1> Hi COSMOSSG1> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> - signed off - (Logging turned off) (Logging at 16-DEC-2000 19:35) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") KWOKINATOR> Damn it > .Kiryuu Nanami shows Tomas a medium sized room with a comfortable looking single bed, a dresser, and a predominantly green decor. RAKHAL> Good eventide KWOKINATOR> You guys always flock in when I'mnot here RAKHAL> Baaaaa! KWOKINATOR> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! :P > .Kaowk slowly lowers himself down the one of the sides of Cat's large home, peeking inside windows he passes .Kiryuu Nanami> Sorry about the color scheme. Cat has a sickening fondness for the color. .Cat Who> I heard that! .Tomas> hmm...green was never really in my taste. I more perfer soft blue but I'll be fine .Kaos> [Kwok! Merge already!] .Cat Who> No more sickening than someone's fondness for her older brother! .Hwaok> Kwok! KWOKINATOR> [No!] .Hawk> errr.... KWOKINATOR> Hwaok! .Hawk> ** New group name "KWOK! PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS ON ALREADY!!!" selected ** /action flashes Cat > KWOKINATOR flashes Cat .Kiryuu Nanami> My onii-sama and I undestand each other. .Hawk> heh .Hawk> nice .Hawk> nice recovery .Cat Who> EWWWW! HENTAAAI! .Tomas> hmm...do you think Cat'll let me put a name sign on my door? It'd make things easier for me KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Hawk> hahah > RAKHAL notices that Akane has turned up. With a toy. > .Cat Who hauls in Akane, who promptly bashes Kwok on the head. .Tomas> no, wait, Kwok'll sneek in and switch it on me KWOKINATOR> Her toy is a tiny mallet-shaped vibrator ^_^ .Hawk> eww.... > .Kaowk stops by the window to an empty room with lots of cabinets and dressers lying about .Tomas> better to just be careful about everything. .Cat Who> Oh yuck. /action runs away from Akane > KWOKINATOR runs away from Akane > .Hwaok pushes an old man in front of a speeding truck .Akane> CAT!! > .Akane glpms Cat .Akane> It's been so long... .Old Man> OH MY! .Cat Who> hiya Akane... > .Old Man is hit by the truck > .Tomas blinks .Cat Who> Akane is one of the residents here, btw. > .Akane hugs Cat to her and kisses her on the check .Hwaok> That was too cool .Akane> Oh Cat, I've missed you so much... .Hwaok> Lesbians! > .Cat Who rolls her eyes. > .Hwaok goes to watch .Kaos> [Anybody remember when Cat first came here? ^_^] .Hwaok> Take her to the floor Akane! .Cat Who> Umm, no, SHE might be, but I prefer bishounen. > .Hwaok cheers .Tomas> I think I'll just...relax in my room a while. thanks for showing me the way Nanami-san .Kiryuu Nanami> No problem. Just let me know if you see my onii-sama... .Kiryuu Nanami> Oh, and also, watch out for the ghost guy, Tallis. .Tomas> sure thing. Um..whats his name again? .Tomas> I'm bad with names .Kiryuu Nanami> He's....weird. .Akane> I thought you hated me when you turned into that dragon thing and fried me, but now I know it was just so you could fool everybody else into thinking I was dead... and now we can be togheter... .Kiryuu Nanami> My brother is Touga. .Hwaok> Toga! Toga! Toga! .Tomas> be careful of Tallis. Check. .Hwaok> Toga party! .Tomas> got it. I'll let you know if I see him .Cat Who> tries to unpeel her character .Hwaok> I thought you were the weird one Nanami.... .Cat Who> c'mon Akane, you know my heart belongs to Allen-sama > .Akane pins Cat to the ground and kisses her > .Tomas goes and lies down on his bed > .Hwaok cheers Akane on .Kiryuu Nanami> Weird? .Hwaok> GO AKANE GO! DON'T LET GO! > .Kiryuu Nanami laughts haughtily .Hwaok> Yeah, the incestual one > .Kaowk pulls out a small diamond and cuts a hole in the window, jumping inside and landing lightly on the bed .Tomas> hmm...first thing I need is my stereo. And my TV would be nice...and my wallscrolls .Kiryuu Nanami> My brother and I are NOTHING like that! .Akane> Oh... I know you love me the most... .Kiryuu Nanami> Nothing at all...not at all... > .Akane reaches lower with one of her hands... > .Kiryuu Nanami wanders down the hall, mumbling to herself .Hwaok> Sureeeeee, you're not! Uh huh! I believe you! KWOKINATOR> Damn it. Leader of the Pack suddenly started playing in my head for some odd reason .Tomas> hmm... > .Cat Who shoves her errant character off her and looks for the manacles KWOKINATOR> tentacles, you say? > .Hwaok chuckles before pushing an old maid into a fire hydrant > .Tomas opens a VOid Gateway and teleports his stereo into his room .Cat Who> Look, Akane. I am your ROLE PLAYER. Nothing more. > .Kaowk pulls open a wardrobe and peers inside .Kaowk> Hrm... not a panty in sight... > .Akane looks hurt KWOKINATOR> What? You're a player Cat? .Akane> W-what are you talking about? > .Tomas gets up and begins hooking up his stereo. KWOKINATOR> I didn't know you were a playa ^_^ > .Akane runs back to cat, throwing her armss around her .Cat Who> Role player. Like katie, and Ra-chan, and you guys when you run a character in the game. .Kaos> [Sis... kill her already...] .Cat Who> Oh dear lord... .Tomas> god I love this thing. The subwoofer is killer, and the 5.0 surround sound makes movies just incredible. > .Cat Who turns into Time KWOKINATOR> [Sis... kiss her already...} > .Hwaok turns into hahaha > .Time locks Akane in a closed time-like loop > .Hwaok turns around > .Kaos snorts .Kaos> [Hmph... cant you do something new for once, sister? > .Tomas starts to set up his rear speakers > .Kaos sighs and disappears again .Tomas> hmm...hope cat doesn't mind holes in the wall KWOKINATOR> [Hmph... can't you do her for once, sister?] > .Akane is frozen in place, her arms still wrapped around Cat > .Time extracts herself from Akane's frozen embrace .Time> Look, it's the only thing I can do safely. .Kaos's Voice> Bah... safety... .Time> When someone is in a closed timelike loop, they exist in the same moment, over and over again. .Kaos's Voice> I dont know the meaning of the word! .Time> It;s what happened in the movie groundhog day KWOKINATOR> Then wouldn't she glomp you over and over and over again? ^_^ .Time> To the rest of the world, they appear frozen > .Tomas finishes with his stereo and smiles > .Kaowk closes the wardrobe and glances around, looking for a hamper .Time> In HER Time, yes. .Tomas> okay, Next is the TV! > .Hwaok falls over .Time> She's probably very happy then. > .Hwaok kicks an old mans cane away from him .Time> but it exists only in her universe, and not in ours > .Tomas opens a gateway and teleports his 24" TV into the room .Time> It's a handy trick of particle physics. .Tomas> now...where to put this... /action blinks as the old man got into a stance after getting his cane kicked away > KWOKINATOR blinks as the old man got into a stance after getting his cane kicked away /name Old Man .Old Man> You should respect your elders boy... > .Kaowk finds a closet and opens it, smiling when he finds a hamper full of used panties .Kaowk> Sweeto! /action punches Hwaok before he could blink > .Old Man punches Hwaok before he could blink .Time> Ewww. > .Tomas teleports his TV stand into the room .Tomas> hehe .Time> Did ya hear? eBay banned the sale of used underwear > .Tomas sets up his TV at the end of the bed and teleports his VCR and DVD player in > .Kaos blinks > .Tomas blinks .Kaos> I didnt know they sold used underwear... ^_^; .Tomas> neither did I. .Time> People auctioned it off... .Time> It's now banned. RAKHAL> Bye all, bed time .Kaos> eww... used underwear... unsanitary .Time> nighters Rakhal .Kaos> huh? .Old Man> See ya! .Kaos> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! .Time> You're not kidding, bro. .Kaos> Later > .Tomas goes back to work setting up his VCR and DVD player, and then connects them and the TV to the stereo .Tomas> so long RAKHAL> - signed off - .Time> You guys don't believe me when I tell you that female undergarments are just nasty. .Hwaok> Um.... /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> erm... I never actually researched that area... ^_^; .Time> I am a female, I ought to know. KWOKINATOR> They don't ^_^ .Kaos> My knowledge of it comes from Ranma 1/2 ^_^ > .Hwaok steals a middle aged man's wig and shoves it down a womans cleavage KWOKINATOR> My knowledge of it comes from the Master himself .Woman> EEEKKKK!!! THAT ITCHES!!! > .Tomas looks around his room .Hwaok> Hahaha! .Tomas> man...why'd it have to be green...? KWOKINATOR> Damn. I need to buy more lucky start strips tomorrow > .Kaowk caresses the panties and stuffs them in a bag before opening sneaking out the room into a long hallway KWOKINATOR> star > .Hwaok magically lands on Kaowk's head .Hwaok> Wassup? > .Ryoko wanders into Tomas' room > .Kaowk looks up and grabs Hwaok, throwing him off .Kaowk> Shhhh!! .Ryoko> Oh, hiya! You're the new guy, right? .Tomas> oh, hey Ryoko, whats up? .Kaowk> Do you want to ruin my... expidition?? .Tomas> yup Tomas > .Hwaok shuts his mouth .Ryoko> I'm Ryoko. > .Hwaok whispers, "sorry...." > .Ryoko shakes Tomas' hand .Tomas> glad to meet you. .Kaowk> Hrmph... I didnt know you were into... um... retrieval of female clothing articles .Ryoko> Have you seen Tenchi? > .Tomas shakes Ryoko's hand in return .Tomas> hmm...not in a while actually .Hwaok> Whatev. As long as it pisses pple off, I'm in .Ryoko> I've been looking for him all day. > .Ryoko sighs. .Tomas> been a few months since the last time i saw him > .Kaowk chuckles quietly and nods before walking down the hall .Ryoko> Oh well. .Kaowk> I heard Tomas was here... > .Ryoko darkens considerably. .Tomas> did you check the shrine? he could be training. .Ryoko> If that bitch Ayeka has him again.... > .Hwaok balances on Kaowks head carefully .Kaowk> If we steal all the underwear, of course all the chicks will blame it on him... .Hwaok> So have I.... .Hwaok> hehe .Hwaok> Good plan... > .Kaowk nods .Tomas> hmm...maybe the waterfall for more of that Earth Style training? .Kaowk> Now stay quiet and keep on the lookout .Ryoko> Well, ta ta, and, by the way, watch out for the ghost, Tallis .Ryoko> He's a strange one. .Tomas> no problem > .Ryoko leaves in pursuit of Tenchi > .Hwaok salutes Kaowk > .Kaowk sneaks down the hall, blending into the shadows and stopping to unscrew lightbulbs whenever he passes them .Tomas> oh, and if you run across a couple of fused perverts cpould you blast them for me? .Hwaok> Yessir... KWOKINATOR> "I'm sorry I hurt you, leader of the pack!" > .Tomas sighs > .A sudden chill pervades Tomas' room > .Tomas gets up and walks into the hall, missing the chill .Tomas> there they are > .Tomas raises a hand > .Kaowk blinks as he hears someone walking down the hall > .Kaowk blends into the shadows > .Time has meanwhile been chaining a frozen Akane in place .Tomas> YO KAOWK! .Tomas> FIREBALL! .Kaowk> I am the wall... I am the wall... KWOKINATOR> "Tonight, tonight. I'll see my love tonight! And for us, stars will stop, where they are!" > .Tomas launches a fireball down the hallway at Kaowk > .Hwaok blends along with Kaowk .Time> joins in a harmonizing duet with Kwok > .Kaowk fades into the shadows, pretty much invisible, as the fireball flies past him > .Tomas watches the fireball hit the two perverts toasting them KWOKINATOR> "Today, the minutes seem like hours, the hours go so slowly, and still the sky is bright! Oh moon, grow bright. And make this endless day, endless night! Tonight!" .Time> Now here we are, and what was just a world is a star!!! > .Kaowk phases through the wall, making sure he brought Hwaok with him, to the other side > .Hwaok glances at Kwok .Tomas> I love my delayed exxploading fireballs .Tomas> they kick so much > .Hwaok throws a heavy rock at Kwok, hitting him in the mouth .Tomas> don't even have to hit to expload .Time> I saw that live once. *sigh* .Kaos> oops KWOKINATOR> Tonight! KWOKINATOR> Urk! .Hwaok> Shaddup! .Kaos> gotta go guys .Kaos> sorry .Hwaok> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! .Time> I'm not much of a showtune junkie, but I do so love live performances. KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Hwaok> heh .Time> ack .Hwaok> bye > .Tomas walks out of his room and wanders off to find the kitchen .Kaos> later! .Hawk> cya .Hawk> chow KWOKINATOR> I've never seen one live > .Time glomps Kaos .Tomas> seeya Kaos .Kaos> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Don't have the money .Time> You can't leave me to these perverts! .Time> ack .Hawk> too late .Hawk> I'm normal now > .Time sighs .Tomas> hmm...now where could the kitchen be? .Hawk> Jesus is stopping my ways .Hawk> he's tied around my neck KWOKINATOR> Jesus? .Hawk> brb .Time> you can't be echii wearing a cross, eh? > .Tomas wanders into a large room with a pool. .Hawk> yup .Hawk> the cross is from Italy .Hawk> the chain from Spain .Tomas> Wow...in door pool...kewl... KWOKINATOR> "Everytime I look at you I don't understand, why you let the things you did get so out of hand. You could've made it better if you'd had it planned, now why'd you choose such a backward time and KWOKINATOR> such a strange land?" KWOKINATOR> Heh. Musical maniac ^_^ > .Hawk kicks Kwok in the groin .Hawk> Now you can hit those really high notes KWOKINATOR> *soprano voice* Eek! > .Vassilissa is swimming in the pool /name Kwok-chan > .Tomas wanders over to the pool > .Vassilissa gets out and spies Tomas .Tomas> Hey! How's the water? .Kwok-chan> I, don't know how to love him! What to do, how to move him, I've been changed, yes really changed... .Vassilissa> HI! I'm Vaz, welcome to the closet! .Vassilissa> It's fine, although rather cool. > .Tomas crouches down and puts his hand in the water .Tomas> Hi. thanks alot > .Hawk plays a fish out of water by the side of the pool > .Vassilissa sits on the edge of the pool .Tomas> not too bad really. I've swam in a lot worse .Hawk> *blub* *blub* .Kwok-chan> I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and free! I feel pretty, I can hardly believe I'm real! > .Vassilissa has vampire white skin, blue hair, and impossibly big blue eyes .Vassilissa> Where I come from, the seas are all warm, and so we make our pools warm, too .Kwok-chan> In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came. That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name... .Vassilissa> But this closet isn't nearly as nice as my palace was... > .Vassilissa sighs wistfully .Tomas> I perfer to swim in warmer water, but there are times when I don't have a choice > .Hawk flaps over to Tomas and Vaz like a fish out of water .Tomas> you had a palace? lucky you. .Hawk> *blub* > .Vassilissa glances up at Hawk, and shrugs > .Tomas pushes Hawk into the pool .Vassilissa> Yeah, I was a princess, until the revolution a few years back. > .Hawk swims in the water easily .Tomas> there. now you can breath .Vassilissa> My father was killed...on my wedding day...by my own fiance... > .Hawk hops out of the water and pulls Tomas in with him .Hawk> HA! .Vassilissa> and that was pretty much the end of my life as a princess. .Tomas> GYA!! > .Tomas gets pulled into the pool .Hawk> ^SPLASH^ > .Vassilissa shrugs again and blinks as Tomas and Hawk splash around > .Tomas stands up in the pool and stares at Hawk > .Hawk hops out of the water .Tomas> thats it Hawk, no presant for you this Holiday! > .Hawk shakes the water off and run away laughing > .Hawk falls over > .Tomas sighs and shakes his head .Hawk> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Tomas> children > .Vassilissa snorts > .Tomas wades over to the ladder and climbs out of the pool .Hawk> ha! .Vassilissa> They fit right in here... .Hawk> if anything, i'm more adult than you .Hawk> ^_^ .Tomas> really? > .Vassilissa swings her legs hyperactively > .Hawk walks off > .Hawk blinks at Vaz .Tomas> I haven't come across to many people, and they've all been rather calm .Hawk> ok, bad images.... .Vassilissa> Yeah, well, you see when more than a few of the residents get together, strange things happen. .Vassilissa> Especially if Tallis is there. .Hawk> MY GOD! .Tomas> heh, sounds like home /action watches the swinging legs and drools > .Kwok-chan watches the swinging legs and drools .Vassilissa> Eeesh, he creeps me out. > .Hawk dies of a nose bleed /name KWOKINATOR > .Hawk wakes up .Hawk> Kwok! .Tomas> Haven't come across him yet .Hawk> Did you here what she said! > .Vassilissa suddenly spots her current fiance /name Kwok-chan .Kwok-chan> What'd she say? .Vassilissa> Hey, Seth! Over here! .Hawk> They fit right in here... .Hawk> then she started swinging her legs! > .Hawk once again dies of a nose bleed .Kwok-chan> What fit right in there? > .Seth jogs over to the edge of the pool, and glares at Hawk and Kwok .Kwok-chan> Me? ^_^ .Hawk> Children! .Seth> Are these thugs bothering you, Vaz? > .Tomas pulls off his T-Shirt and rings it out before putting it back on .Kwok-chan> Eek! Pedophile! > .Hawk dies, but flops away from everyone .Hawk> Must...flop....faster.... > .Seth is a rather short if powerfully built person. He also has on a lightsaber. > .Hawk blinks a dead person blink .Hawk> uh.... .Kwok-chan> You know what Seth? I got two words for you: SUCK IT! .Hawk> err.... > .Tomas barries his head in his hands .Cat Who> These are my star wars characters. Watch out, they're both Jedi, and Vaz is deadly with a rapier. .Kwok-chan> I'm even deadlier as a rapper ^_^ .Tomas> God...I wish I didn't know them I wish I didn't know them, I wish I didn't know them > .Hawk stands up, perfectly fine and grasps his cross > .Seth raises an eyebrow at Kowk and ignores him .Hawk> Forgive my sins yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah .Hawk> heh .Seth> C'mon, Vaz. .Hawk> Jeez, Kwok... .Kwok-chan> Hmm? .Hawk> nothing....... > .Seth helps his girlfriend up and pulls her close, possesively, all the while glaring at the others. .Tomas> well...I think I'm gonna continu to try to find the kitchen. I'll talk to ya later > .Vasilissa waves cheerfully to them as Seth pulls her off. > .Tomas gets up and heads out a side door .Hawk> off what, pray tell? > .Hawk walks through a nearby wall, still holding his cross > .Time grabs Akane's mallot and bashes Hawk .Time> No echii-ness here! .Hawk> OUCH! > .Tomas wanders down a hallway trying to find the kitchen .Time> Theirs is a beautiful love story, one of which took me two years to build in their game! > .Hawk rubs his head, his higher one .Hawk> wow.... .A> chill follows Tomas down the hallway. .Hawk> heh .Kwok-chan> Love story? /name KWOKINATOR .Time> Yeah, a love story. KWOKINATOR> Where do I begin, to tell the story of how great a love can be? .Time> A gooey gooey one involving lots of sap. > .Tomas sense a chill and raises his hand to point behind himself and launces a Flare Arrow down the hallway warming it back up .Hawk> that nice KWOKINATOR> The sweet love story that is older than the sea, the simple truth about the love she brings to me... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Hawk> I like love stories KWOKINATOR> I love that song .Time> I should clean it up and post it as a fanfic sometime... .Hawk> So long at the couple i want to get together, get together KWOKINATOR> Do it KWOKINATOR> I like romances .Time> although a lot of the characters aren't mine, like Callowhyde > .Tomas goes through a set of large doors and ends up in a gym .Tomas> hmm...nice gym .Time> Well, her first fiance killed her daddy on their wedding day, but before she took her vows, thank goodness. .Time> She ran away to the Jedi Academy while plotting to get her planet back. > .Tomas wanders around the gym looking at things .Hawk> interesting.... .Time> She's only about four feet tall, if you noticed, and REALLY looks like an anime character. > .Hawk falls into a basketball hoop .Hawk> ouch... .Hawk> 4 feet tall... .Hawk> that's small... KWOKINATOR> Heh. A princess throwing a sissy fit "I want my planet back! I want my planet back!" ^_^;; > .Tomas walks out of the gym missing Hawk and into the yard > .Hawk frowns > .In the gym, there are two jaguar people playing a game sort of like basketball, but...not quite .Hawk> Figures... .Tomas> hmm...nice garden KWOKINATOR> that he missed you? > .A chill follows Tomas out into the garden > .Tomas walks into the middle of the garden and sits down taking in the peace > .Tomas senses a chill and launches a fireball to warm the area up > .There is a shimmer, as if it were a shadow in the air, with nothing casting it. .Tomas> man...the air conditioning here really needs to be fixed > .Tallis materializes in front of Tomas. > .Tallis bows low. .Tallis> Greetings. > .Tomas blinks .Tomas> Yo....whats up. > .Tallis is a ghost. A four hundred year old ghost. KWOKINATOR> That's pretty young KWOKINATOR> As a ghost, I mean > .Tomas is an assassin. a 1600 year old assassin > .The sounds of music float around Tallis and Tomas in the garden, vaguely rennaisance > .Hawk coughs /action is a human. A really annoying 18 year old human ^_^ > KWOKINATOR is a human. A really annoying 18 year old human ^_^ > .Hawk falls and lands on Tallis' head .Tallis> Perhaps I am young, for a ghost, but in some ways, I still live on. .Hawk> Excuse me... .Tomas> yuck. that music remionds me of the Silver Millenium. Not a nice place to visit, and you DON'T want to live there > .Hawk walks away /action plays Initial D for Tomas > KWOKINATOR plays Initial D for Tomas .Tallis> I was a composer in my time. .Tomas> Thanks Kwok! .Tallis> My music lives on. KWOKINATOR> Would you want to live in a place where this kind of music plays for 24 hours a day? ^_^ .Tomas> I perfer good old Rock and Roll myself .Tallis> "Why fum'th in fight the Gentiles spite, in fury raging stout?" .Tallis> And a bit of a poet, as well... .Tallis> I still write poetry. .Tomas> i hate poetry .Hawk> bah! .Hawk> Poetry is nice .Hawk> specially when written good KWOKINATOR> Love poems are good .Hawk> err... well > .Tallis opens his eyes lazily and gives Tomas a blank, purely green eyed stare. .Tallis> Poetry is not the kind of thing to waste your hate on. > .Tomas opens his eyes which are currently glowing red .Tomas> as me if I care .Tallis> Instead hate all the needless pain and suffering that goes on in the world. .Hawk> riiiightttt..... .Tomas> I'll hate what I want to .Tallis> [smoothly] As is your right. .Tallis> We are all individual dreamers, after all. .Tomas> I've seen far to many dreams end in pain and suffering to waist my time on dreams .Hawk> errr... .Tallis> Ah, but life is but a dream. We are bound only by our hopes and shared experiences. .Hawk> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! KWOKINATOR> To dream, the impossible dream... .Hawk> err... KWOKINATOR> To run, thru and chase from afar... > .Tallis remains stolidly dignified. KWOKINATOR> To bear, when your arms are too weary... .Tomas> if life was a dream I would have destroyed a good part of it with the last Ra Tilt I through out KWOKINATOR> To reach, the unreachable star! .Tallis> I do not "fight." I am dead. There would be no point. KWOKINATOR> This is my quest, to follow that star! No matter how hopeless, no matter how far! To fight for the right, without question or cause! To be willing to march into Hell for a heavenly cause! .Tomas> hmm...now I understand why everyone I've met doesn't like you Tallis .Hawk> I like Tallis .Hawk> ^_^ .Tomas> thats because he's annoying me .Hawk> no, he makes a lot of sense > .Tomas flares his Kill chi KWOKINATOR> I'm annoying everybody with singing ^_^ > .Hawk blinks .Hawk> no .Hawk> continue Kwok .Hawk> Tallis ain't annoying > .Tomas relaxes and lets the chi reinter himself > .Tallis gives a ghostly shrug. .Hawk> he looks very calm .Tallis> Your kill chi won't harm me. I don't exist. .Tomas> Ah...much better. NOW! Back to the QUEST FOR THE KITCHEN! > .Tomas poses dramaticly! > .To demonstrate, Tallis waves his hand through Tomas, which feels like freezing water .Tomas> no, but if I toss a Ra Tilt I'll kill your link to the astral plane and destroy you .Tallis> I'm not linked to the astral plane. > .Tomas drops out of his pose .Tallis> I exist only hear, within my music. .Tallis> Pun intended. .Tomas> frankly I just don't like you, so I'm gonna ignore you from now on. > .Tallis taps his ear in a dignified manner. .Tallis> That is your loss then. > .Tomas wanders back into the house intent on finding the kitchen > .Tallis discorporates. .Cat Who> Tallis is one of my most annoying characters :D .Cat Who> He's my goth boy. .Tomas> hmm...maybe I should'a tried a silence 15' spell. that would've been better .Cat Who> Naw, you can't hurt Tallis at all. .Tomas> frankly, I'm thinking I need to go get Stormbringer .Tomas> It WILL kill Tallis .Cat Who> The only way to kill him off is to not only destroy every copy of RV William's 'Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis," but also to kill off everyone who has ever heard it. ** GINRAI just joined "KWOK! PUT YOUR DAMN PANTS ON ALREADY!!!" (5 members now) ** .Cat Who> As long as his music exists, he's gonna exist. > .Hawk blinks KWOKINATOR> Hey GINRAI> hey .Hawk> Tallis seems very ... calm .Cat Who> hiya Ginrai .Tomas> no, Stormbringer drinks souls. It'll absorb Tallis into itself and allow me to feed off of his energy .Hawk> DAMMIT KWOK! PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!! .Cat Who> Well, yeah, he's a Goth. A quiet Goth. /action flashes Cat ^_^ > KWOKINATOR flashes Cat ^_^ .Tomas> now then...THE KITCHEN! .Cat Who> GAH! > .Hawk runs away laughing > .Cat Who covers her eyes. > .Hawk gives Kwok a high five /action kisses Cat when her eyes are closed > KWOKINATOR kisses Cat when her eyes are closed > .Tomas ends up wandering back into the gym /action high fives Hawk > KWOKINATOR high fives Hawk .Tomas> hmm...been here before .Hawk> Nice Kwok! > .Cat Who smacks Kwok away .Cat Who> Bad! bad bad bad! > .Hawk winces .Hawk> ouch... /action ducks Cat easily because her eyes are closed > KWOKINATOR ducks Cat easily because her eyes are closed /action kisses Cat again > KWOKINATOR kisses Cat again > .Hawk blinks > .Tomas wanders over to a tread mill and begins to run on it .Tomas> might as well get some exercise in KWOKINATOR> Finished this batch of lucky stars. 28 so far. Gotta go buy more tomorrow and a bottle to put it in. > .Hawk turns the tread mill up to it's highest speed causing Tomas to fly off > .Tomas begins to run faster .Hawk> errr... /action takes out a remote control to make it go REALLY fast > KWOKINATOR takes out a remote control to make it go REALLY fast > .Tomas is having no problem keeping up with the treadmill even on its highest spead .Tomas> speed > .Cat Who sighs and gives up trying to keep herself unkissed. .Cat Who> I gotta go y'all /action makes the treadmill go at the speed of sound ^_^ > KWOKINATOR makes the treadmill go at the speed of sound ^_^ .Hawk> heh .Cat Who> I'm still hungover from last night KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Cat Who> about to drop dead .Hawk> jeez, > .Tomas is still keeping up with the treadmill to no problem .Cat Who> huggggggggsss .Tomas> seeya cat! .Hawk> you always hungover.... .Cat Who> *snicjer* .Cat Who> - signed off - .Hawk> ^_^; .Tomas> and tonight I won't have to sleep on the roof either! KWOKINATOR> And I'm always hung ^_^; > .Hawk sheds a tear .Hawk> heh /action shreads a bear > KWOKINATOR shreads a bear KWOKINATOR> shreds KWOKINATOR> Damn, Cat left /gname Fanfics KWOKINATOR> ** New group name "Fanfics" selected ** .Hawk> you just noticed that KWOKINATOR> Might as well change the name back ^_^ .Hawk> ** New group name "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!" selected ** .Tomas> yup KWOKINATOR> brb .Tomas> k GINRAI> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Heh. I've got a bunch of what looks like beer bottles in my room, but they're really just cider ^_^;; > .Hawk burps .Hawk> excuse me /action considers Chaos' move and pops a bottle of Robotussin ^_^ > KWOKINATOR considers Chaos' move and pops a bottle of Robotussin ^_^ > .Hawk sighs .Hawk> DAmn this room.... KWOKINATOR> What? /action damns this room ^_^ > KWOKINATOR damns this room ^_^ > .Tomas helps Kwok damn the room .Hawk> it's taking up my time again.... KWOKINATOR> You can always blow your power supply like I did ^_^ .Hawk> then i wont be able to write KWOKINATOR> Heh KWOKINATOR> There's always old-fashioned pen and paper ^_^ .Hawk> bah! .Hawk> can't do that! .Hawk> you suck! .Hawk> go to hell! > .Hawk sighs /action sticks his tongue out at Hawk > KWOKINATOR sticks his tongue out at Hawk KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah. Gotta reinstall SoS... .Hawk> SoS? KWOKINATOR> Seasons of Sakura .Hawk> Any of you read Good Plan yet? .Hawk> oh KWOKINATOR> Not yet. Only Ginrai so far .Tomas> nope, not me .Hawk> damn, KWOKINATOR> It's a really dark fic, from what he said KWOKINATOR> And since DB wrote it, it's gotta be good ^_^ /action pokes Tomas and Hawk > KWOKINATOR pokes Tomas and Hawk > .Tomas kicks Kwok .Hawk> eh... .Hawk> I've never really liked DB's stuff /action blocks and sticks his tongue out at Tomas > KWOKINATOR blocks and sticks his tongue out at Tomas > .Tomas stops the treadmill and leaves the gym heading for his room .Hawk> from what i'm seeing .Hawk> eh.... KWOKINATOR> Not even Shampoo 1/2? > .Tomas walks into his room and closes the door .Hawk> HA! .Hawk> Shampoo 1/2 .Hawk> The moment Kasumi fell for Shampoo-kun .Hawk> I left that story behind KWOKINATOR> Aww... KWOKINATOR> It's a great read .Hawk> i wouldn't like that story .Hawk> i've looked it over .Hawk> and it's not to my liking KWOKINATOR> What don't you like? .Hawk> one thing, the fact that it ends as Ranma/Shampoo .Hawk> that Shampoo plays a big part in it .Hawk> That Kasumi is in love with Shampoo .Hawk> Ranma's engaged to Akane KWOKINATOR> I like Ranma/Shampoo .Hawk> the plot isn't to my liking .Hawk> he adds ANC KWOKINATOR> Sash? .Hawk> sure .Hawk> i don't know .Hawk> i didn't read the fic .Hawk> i just know he added some KWOKINATOR> He did .Hawk> i don't care for Ranma/one of his fiancees .Hawk> I think they all suck KWOKINATOR> I don't mind them, as long as it's not Akane ^_^ .Hawk> The story is too long right now .Hawk> it's finished actually KWOKINATOR> Long is right ^_^ .Hawk> i don't like any KWOKINATOR> I like almost all .Hawk> that's why i like crossover .Hawk> s .Hawk> and I'm a Kasumi/Ranma fan .Hawk> so seeing Kasumi fall for Shampoo .Hawk> pissed me off .Hawk> then have Kasumi still be in love with Shampoo, when she knows Shampoo is a girl KWOKINATOR> Shampoo-KUN .Hawk> make her look like a sick type of lesbian .Hawk> Shampoo-KUN is Shampoo! .Tomas> I think ranma should have gone with Daikokuji!!!! .Hawk> ME TOO! .Hawk> Someone new! KWOKINATOR> Daikokuji? .Tomas> KAORI! THE TRUE FIANCEE!!!! .Tomas> from the martial arts take out series .Tomas> the rice and 2 pickles .Hawk> yeah .Hawk> sheesh Kwok .Hawk> don't you know anything .Hawk> ^_^ .Tomas> you should know these things KWOKINATOR> Nope ^_^ .Tomas> the little I recall she was a sweet girl. so Ranma should go with her! KWOKINATOR> Shori! ^_^ .Tomas> she ain't cannon .Tomas> we are talking about cannon fiancees here KWOKINATOR> Aww... /action pokes Tomas and Hawk again ^_6 > KWOKINATOR pokes Tomas and Hawk again ^_6 KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Tomas can't be poked as he's in his room with the door locked /action pokes through the door ^_^ > KWOKINATOR pokes through the door ^_^ > .Tomas can't be poked as he's not at the door /action pokes Tomas anyway, somehow ^_^ > KWOKINATOR pokes Tomas anyway, somehow ^_^ > .Tomas can't be poked by kwok do to anti-poking wards and is therefore perfectly safe as he relaxes on his bed /action kicks through the door and kicks Tomas ^_^ > KWOKINATOR kicks through the door and kicks Tomas ^_^ > .Tomas is safe do to anti-kwok wards and watches as kwok is fried as he steps through the door .Tomas> ^_^ .Tomas> i ain't taking no chances with you anymore! .Tomas> my room is my safe haven! KWOKINATOR> AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! /action walks through the door, body on fire > KWOKINATOR walks through the door, body on fire > .Tomas hits the buttonb to put up the anti-fanfic author wards /action stalks towards Tomas > KWOKINATOR stalks towards Tomas KWOKINATOR> AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! > .Tomas kicks Kwok out the door and watches him get fried twice as much /action is on fire even worse and continues stalking towards Tomas > KWOKINATOR is on fire even worse and continues stalking towards Tomas > .Keikon shuts the door and puts up the spectra unit .Keikon> Ahh...peace at last. nothing can touch anything in this room now unless i say it can! /action bangs on the doo > KWOKINATOR bangs on the doo KWOKINATOR> door > .Keikon lays down on the bed and goes to sleep completely safe from everyone /action makes noise from the door > KWOKINATOR makes noise from the door > .Keikon casts 15' silence and can nolonger hear any noise that Kwok makes /action screams > KWOKINATOR screams KWOKINATOR> I'm on fire! > .Keikon can't here Kwok's scream .Hawk> who's Keikon? .Hawk> what's going on /action screams an ear-piercing scream that penetrates the silence > KWOKINATOR screams an ear-piercing scream that penetrates the silence .Keikon> I'm one of Tomas's RPG characters KWOKINATOR> I'M ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! > .Keikon can't here Kwok's scream .Hawk> oh .Keikon> Tomas put anti-fanfic author wards up around his room so he can't walk into it. so he had me come in > .Hawk kicks Kwok into the bar .Hawk> heh KWOKINATOR> HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! /action lands into the bar, still flaming > KWOKINATOR lands into the bar, still flaming > .Keikon removes the fanfic author wards, but doubles the reinforcement on the anti-kwok wards > .Keikon leaves and Tomas returns to his room to rest in peace > .Hawk blinks as multiple bottles of beer fall on Kwok > .Hawk blinks as the wine follows /action screams loudly as the wine lights up on contact with his fire > KWOKINATOR screams loudly as the wine lights up on contact with his fire > .Hawk smiles KWOKINATOR> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > .Tomas continues to relax in his room in Cat's closet ** SHUTENDOJI just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!" (4 members now) ** .Tomas> greetings .Shutendoji> HEY! KWOKINATOR> Hey .Shutendoji> The latest issue of Animerica Extra has begun publishing the Utena manga. Oh and HI KWOKY!! .Shutendoji> Oh and I've got it! Can't wait to read it. .Hawk> hey Shut! .Shutendoji> HIYA HAWKY! KWOKINATOR> Animerica? > .Hawk blink .Hawk> s .Hawk> ^_^;; .Hawk> you've never heard of Animerica? .Hawk> sheesh KWOKINATOR> Nope KWOKINATOR> That's because I'm not in America ^_^ .Shutendoji> Animerica Extra. It's an anthology featuring Steam Detectives, X/1999, Fushigi Yuugi, Video Girl Ai, Marrionette Generation, and of course Revolutionary Girl Utena. .Shutendoji> Oh and it's 5 bucks. Quite a nice value. KWOKINATOR> Yes, but they're short... which means mucho buying... .Shutendoji> - signed off - ** .Shutendoji just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!" (4 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> wb .Hawk> Shut! .Hawk> HEY! .Shutendoji> Closed off the wrong window by accident. DAMNIT! .Hawk> What're you doing here! .Hawk> ^_^; .Shutendoji> Sorry about that. KWOKINATOR> 'okay ^_^ .Shutendoji> Anyways along with Super Manga Blast it's my favorite way of collecting manga. Anthologies ROCK!!! KWOKINATOR> brb .Shutendoji> No prob. > .Hawk eats burned toast .Hawk> yummy..... ^_^; .Hawk> brb .Shutendoji> No prob! .Shutendoji> Hey Tomas! Congrats on placing second and third in the Ranma Fanfiction Awards. /JOIN 9 .Tomas> thnx .Tomas> hmm...I'm bored. .Tomas> maybe i'll go watch some anime. .Shutendoji> Here's a twisted idea for you. What if Heero Yui had died long before he became the Perfect Soldier. .Shutendoji> And we all know just how important Heero is to the GW universe. .Tomas> then he would have been dead and they would have found someone else .Shutendoji> That's true but what if no one in that universe could fill that void. .Tomas> umm..I'd say they'd bring in...Shinji Ikari!!!! .Tomas> BWAHAHAHAHAHA .Tomas> can you see that? .Tomas> I'm sorry, but I think that would just kick .Shutendoji> Actually I was thinking of Hotaru. As for Shinji if End of Eva is any consideration they's all be screwed.. .Tomas> so what? It'd still be fun to have one of the gundum pilots continuosly saying "I mustn't run away!" all through a battle KWOKINATOR> Heh. Damn right it would .Tomas> SEE! Kwok agrees! > .Tomas teleports out of his room and into the bar .Tomas> If me and Kwok agree on something it has to be the greatest thing since Ice Cream! KWOKINATOR> His finishing move: "I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!" and jabs his sword through the enemy KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> kewl... .Shutendoji> Anyways using a cheap plot device Hotaru is sent to the GW universe as a five year old. Upon arriving she falls and hits her head on a rock and loses her memory. KWOKINATOR> You're right. It IS a cheap plot device ^_^; .Tomas> its ReALLY cheap KWOKINATOR> Then she wakes up and thinks she's Ranma, complete with the mannerisms and the skills ^_^ /name Hotaru .Tomas> so instead lets say she shows up, decideds humanity needs to be destroyed, wipes them out and then goes home .Shutendoji> She's found be Odin Lowe, the assasin who killed the original Heero Yui, and is trained by him. .Hotaru> I'm not a girl, you kawaiikune tomboy! Moko Takabisha! /name KWOKINATOR .Tomas> no, I like the "She thinks she's Ranma" better > .Tomas gets blasted with a the Ki blast and goes flying backwards .Tomas> ite.... .Tomas> crashes through the bar's wall and skids to a halt outside by the lake > .Tomas slowly gets up .Tomas> That wasn't nice...you know... /name Hotaru .Hotaru> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Hotaru's been watching Raw ^_^;; .Tomas> I know that. I was just making a statement > .Tomas wanders back into the bar and takes a seat /name Hotaru .Shutendoji> Heh! That could work, However I'm looking at this from the perspective of how would things change if the *Perfect Soldier* was a girl. Not to mention what would the Senshi's reaction be to such a .Shutendoji> vastly different Hotaru they know. Oh and Tomas you're welcome to use this idea on your Idea Page if you want. Hell I'll even let you take complete credit. .Tomas> Man, I could use a mug of Evermead right now... /name KWOKINATOR .Hawk> - signed off - .Tomas> Shuten, if I try to write this idea up, i'm probably gonna get blasted again .Shutendoji> Here you go sir. > .Tomas looks at the drink .Tomas> This isn't Evermead. .Shutendoji> DAMN! He found out my plan to kill him with a poisoned drink! OOPS! KWOKINATOR> Jeez. My CD-ROM drive needs the "Russian way" to fix it ^_^; .Tomas> I think the purple color gave it away Shuten. .Shutendoji> DANM! And I was going for puce green to. .Tomas> keep working on it .Shutendoji> THANKS! I'll kill you next time. That's for sure! KWOKINATOR> Y'know what they say: If at first you don't suceed, fuck it ^_^ .Shutendoji> HEH! Anyone see the pics I posted. Don't they just suck! .Shutendoji> brb KWOKINATOR> They're pretty good KWOKINATOR> I have to do more pics too... the ones right now are getting old. Now that I've got enough disk space, I can reinstall and MAYBE work on more ^_^ KWOKINATOR> brb .Shutendoji> I'm back! .Tomas> wb KWOKINATOR> I'm back too .Shutendoji> As you can tell from the pics I'm an avid Megaman X fan. I also hold firm that Megaman X5 is the greatest Megaman game released so far. Wanna know why? .Tomas> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Why? KWOKINATOR> Damn. eBay's down .Shutendoji> Or should I say slated to be released. AS for the answer X and Zero can now duck. Pathetic isn't it. KWOKINATOR> Yep ^_^ .Shutendoji> Oh and if you choose X you get to start with his Armor from the Megaman X4. KWOKINATOR> You'd have thought that they could do more after nearly getting their asses kicked ^_^; ** BKPHOENIX just joined "RAMRODINYOU!!!!!!!!" (3 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> wb BKPHOENIX> stupid thing errored on me .Shutendoji> WB! .Tomas> so...what i miss KWOKINATOR> Nothing .Tomas> oh well .Shutendoji> Wanna know why Megaman X5 is the best 2D Megaman game ever? KWOKINATOR> I'm convinced that I need a new CD-ROM drive. The "cannot read" rate is 99.5 % ^_^;;; .Shutendoji> That could be a possibility. .Tomas> neat Kwok, I had one of those once KWOKINATOR> Except it's preventing me from installing the damn games! KWOKINATOR> Alright, further proof that my CD-ROM's fucked up KWOKINATOR> It read my Half-Life CD as 28 audio tracks ^_^;;; .Tomas> now THATS kewl .Shutendoji> Playing X4 with Zero is worth is just to see the flashback anime sequence featuring Sigma and Zero attemting to tear each other's throats out. Who needs a Beam Sabre when you can kick ass just fine .Shutendoji> with a lead pipe? KWOKINATOR> I have never seen an error like that before ^_^;; KWOKINATOR> Lead pipe? Go for the crowbar ^_^ .Shutendoji> Whatever works. .Tomas> screw the Crowbar! Its al about the wrench! KWOKINATOR> That works too ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I have to go off. Be back in half an hour or so .Shutendoji> Personally Zero's my favorite video game character. Their's just something inherently cool about him. .Shutendoji> See ya Kwoky! .Tomas> oh .Tomas> so long kwok .Shutendoji> brb .Tomas> k KWOKINATOR> - signed off - (Logging turned off) (Logging at 16-DEC-2000 22:34) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") ** BKPHOENIX just joined "Fanfics" (2 members now) ** .Tomas> yo .Tomas> i be back KWOKINATOR> wb KWOKINATOR> Silence is golden... ^_^;;; .Tomas> I'm gonna go put on my favorite christmas song "The Night Santa Went Crazy". Its a classic, you know KWOKINATOR> Never heard itr KWOKINATOR> it KWOKINATOR> What if there's an Initial D, Christmas soundtrack? What would it sound like? ^_^; .Tomas> its great. he takes the elves hostage and kills a number of reindeer .Tomas> i don't know KWOKINATOR> Cool .Tomas> be kewl though KWOKINATOR> I can't seem to picture Initial D music and Christmas songs together ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, Rave Edition .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> Damn. The batteries haven't finished charging yet KWOKINATOR> Oh well. .Tomas> what do you need the batteries for? KWOKINATOR> MP3 player KWOKINATOR> I'll just use the discman with AC then KWOKINATOR> Got Initial D Second Stage CD and MP3s of First Stage ^_^ .Tomas> kewl! .Tomas> the only way to go huh? KWOKINATOR> Yep! If one fails, there's always another one ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I think I shouldn't be online... somebody might call me about giving me a ride to downtown tomorrow. Forgot to ask her about that last night ^_^;; .Tomas> oops .Tomas> well then, i'll talk to ya later .Tomas> i'll be here KWOKINATOR> Nah KWOKINATOR> Oh well. If she doesn't call me tomorrow morning, I'll just take the bus out somehow. No idea where the place is or how to get there, but oh well ^_^;; .Tomas> hey, whatever works huh? KWOKINATOR> Not gonna go offline. Screw that ^_^ .Tomas> good man! KWOKINATOR> Damn lucky stars... .Tomas> whats so lucky about them? KWOKINATOR> Nothing. I'm just taking strips of paper and making stars out of them and give them away as a Christmas present .Tomas> oh. thats nice...I guess .Tomas> then again I don't have anyone to give small gifts to as none of my friends are around so... KWOKINATOR> Heh. This is the first time I'm doing this KWOKINATOR> Where are your friends? .Tomas> all over the country .Tomas> except near me..of course KWOKINATOR> Heh KWOKINATOR> This is what the end product looks like: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/8012/creation/str.jpg KWOKINATOR> The little star thingys on the bottom are them .Tomas> okay .Tomas> let me see... .Tomas> those are nice KWOKINATOR> I've got 28 of them on the table right now. Need to buy more paper .Tomas> how many do you need total? KWOKINATOR> Dunno. As many as I feel like ^_^; .Tomas> that'll work KWOKINATOR> Doesn't look like much. You saw how small they are... .Tomas> so what. *does a Genma Wiseman pose* Its the tought that counts! KWOKINATOR> True .Tomas> course if I couyld have done an action i would have /gaction (/ACTION is now allowed) KWOKINATOR> Sorry KWOKINATOR> Stupid Delphi /groll (/Roll is now allowed) .Tomas> and i can't roll either KWOKINATOR> I just enabled it a second before you said that ^_^ .Tomas> thnx KWOKINATOR> np. Damn Delphi .Tomas> ahem... .Tomas> DAMN YOU DELPHI!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! KWOKINATOR> Damn him, and he might take away whatever little stability with him ^_^;; .Tomas> DOH!!! KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> Yay! The stars are now all done. I just need to buy a nice bottle to put it in ^_^ .Tomas> ALRIGHT!!! KWOKINATOR> Then I'm gonna find a good time to give it to her and ask her out ^_^;; KWOKINATOR> Err... forget the last part ^_^;;; .Tomas> I won't, don't worry .Tomas> but its none of my business so I won't mention it to anyone KWOKINATOR> DOH!!! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Heh. I'm far, far away from any of you anyway ^_^ .Tomas> my reach is very, VERY far Kwok. KWOKINATOR> Besides, it won't be as fun as bugging Hawk about HG ^_^ KWOKINATOR> All the way into BC, Canada? ^_^ .Tomas> i know, thats why i won't tell anyone .Tomas> hmm...YUP! .Tomas> I do have some connections up there. People I know. KWOKINATOR> DOH!!! .Tomas> heheheheHaHaHaHaHaBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> Evil, EVIL Tomas... .Tomas> BUT! KWOKINATOR> Butt? Whose? ^_^ .Tomas> I said I wouldn't tell anyone, and I won't. I keep my word KWOKINATOR> Arigato .Tomas> doz .Tomas> o KWOKINATOR> Just like you kept your word on killing Karinna ^_^;; .Tomas> yup .Tomas> the sword swings both ways KWOKINATOR> Heh KWOKINATOR> Dangerous, dangerous sword... .Tomas> it is KWOKINATOR> When're you gonna make me a Void Blade? ^_^ .Tomas> maybe christmas. KWOKINATOR> It's plenty Christmassy outside ^_^ KWOKINATOR> And in malls ^_^ .Tomas> yup. but its still not the right day .Tomas> its been christmassy in the malls since before halloween KWOKINATOR> Heh KWOKINATOR> Not this bad though KWOKINATOR> Speedy speed boy! .Tomas> Kaos better come in KWOKINATOR> Why? KWOKINATOR> Is he online? .Tomas> he loggeed into the forum 7 minutes ago .Tomas> and posted 3 minutes ago ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .Kaos> Wai!! Wai!! .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> Speak of the devil ^_^ .Tomas> I just told Kwok that you had better come in .Kaos> I leave for not even three measely hours... .Kaos> And everybody leaves!! .Tomas> I'm here! .Kaos> Well, you two will be spared my wrath then... ^_^ KWOKINATOR> First thing I do when I'm online is go into the chatroom, whether one's open or not ^_^ KWOKINATOR> THEN it's messages and emails ^_^ > .Kaos makes a few practice swings in the air .Tomas> thats a releaf .Kaos> Just wait till Hawk comes back... KWOKINATOR> What happened to Shu anyway? .Kaos> What do you mean? .Kaos> He's still posting... .Tomas> I do messages and THEN come into the chatroom because I know that if I don't do messages first, I'll never get to them KWOKINATOR> I mean he was here in the chat before .Kaos> heh KWOKINATOR> Plenty of idle time in the chatroom KWOKINATOR> I just do it then .Tomas> Shu is moving in 3 days so i don't know... .Tomas> no! .Tomas> oops .Kaos> um... .Tomas> Shi is moving in 3 days .Kaos> oops = bad thing? .Kaos> oh .Tomas> no, oops=stupid mistake KWOKINATOR> I said Shu. As in Shutendoji. The one who came in a while before I left ^_^ .Tomas> I know. I call him Shuten though, not Shu KWOKINATOR> Didn't Cat post that picture of her here before, Kaos? KWOKINATOR> I'm too lazy. I just call him Shu ^_^ .Kaos> yeah .Kaos> once .Kaos> real small one .Kaos> and she posted drawings too .Kaos> and Shuten sounds funny KWOKINATOR> More drawings than pictures KWOKINATOR> Yes, Shuten sounds a bit funny. Shu's better ^_^ KWOKINATOR> That's why I say Shu ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Shoo! KWOKINATOR> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Feel the passion now! .Tomas> Shoe .Tomas> Hiryu Shuten Ha! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> ^_^;;; .Tomas> i couldn't resist .Kaos> 0_o; KWOKINATOR> I have two new moves made up for future use, that's it ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Unlike Tomas with all those Ryu No Kens and stuff ^_^; .Tomas> really? KWOKINATOR> Actually I came up with them for chatroom use back when I was still pissed at Hawk ^_^ .Tomas> hehe...kewl > .Kaos bakes some more cookies and snorts and whinnies > .Kaos turns into the driveway and expresses derision KWOKINATOR> But now they're open for fic use ^_^ KWOKINATOR> What driveway? /action > KWOKINATOR talks to self and flies through the air > .Tomas hallucinates line noise KWOKINATOR> I can FLYYYYYYYYY!!!! /action hits the wall > KWOKINATOR hits the wall KWOKINATOR> Urk! .Tomas> look at the lines! the lines! .Kaos> HAWK AWAY!! > .Tomas turns into a pocket calculator and trips clumsily /action flies > KWOKINATOR flies > .Kaos wonders if he just caused Hawk, wherever he is, to suddenly fly into the air .PC Tomas> beep! > .PC Tomas listens to no one and burns the roast .Kaos> HAWK AWAY!! HAWK AWAY!! > .PC Tomas communes with Tymnet and chugs a 2 liter Diet Doctor Pepper > .PC Tomas dives into the pool > .PC Tomas reads William Blake and sings and whistles at the same time KWOKINATOR> He happens to be "attached" to HG, if you know what I mean ^_^ > .PC Tomas sees visions and leers > .PC Tomas asks for a cup of coffee and fades away slowly > .PC Tomas calls for a toast > .PC Tomas communes with Tymnet > .PC Tomas eats burned toast and wonders about the meaning of life > .PC Tomas rolls dice and whirls around > .PC Tomas flies through the air and sings off-key /roll ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (2d6) 2/6 6/6 Sum=8 ROLL by .Kaos> (1d6) 1/6 > .PC Tomas tiptoes over and burps ROLL by .PC Tomas> (1d6) 4/6 KWOKINATOR> Bwahahaha! .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> The lowest you could get, Kaos > .Kaos falls asleep and trips clumsily ROLL by .PC Tomas> (2d6) 2/6 1/6 Sum=3 /roll 1d6 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d6) 2/6 .PC Tomas> GAH! ROLL by .Kaos> (1d6) 2/6 > .PC Tomas steals the cookies /roll ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (2d6) 6/6 4/6 Sum=10 > .PC Tomas makes a rude noise and calls for a toast .Kaos> ... > .PC Tomas talks to self and gasps with astonishment > .PC Tomas steals the cookies > .PC Tomas pours hot oil on Peking ravioli and listens to self KWOKINATOR> The dice doesn't like you ^_^ > .PC Tomas listens to no one and burns the roast /roll 1d6 ROLL by KWOKINATOR> (1d6) 5/6 > .PC Tomas bakes some more cookies > .PC Tomas contemplates reality and snickers > .PC Tomas snorts and whinnies > .PC Tomas fades away slowly and flips a coin > .PC Tomas becomes supremely self-assured > .PC Tomas casts I Ching > .PC Tomas wonders about the meaning of life .Tomas> screw it! /noaction > KWOKINATOR flips a coin, gets intoxicated, and consults an anthropologist, hallucinates line noise, and turns into the driveway > .Tomas runs away from Kwok KWOKINATOR> By listening to Initial D and moving my head with the beat, I'm giving myself a bigger headache than any hangover can ever do ^_^ /action punches Kaos > KWOKINATOR punches Kaos /action punches Tomas > KWOKINATOR punches Tomas > .Kaos falls unconscious /action kicks Kaos while he's down > KWOKINATOR kicks Kaos while he's down /action kicks Kaos REPEATEDLY > KWOKINATOR kicks Kaos REPEATEDLY > .Kaos suffers from broken ribs and stays unconscious > .Tomas flys into the lake and decides to stay there /action freezes the lake with Mr. Freeze ^_^;; > KWOKINATOR freezes the lake with Mr. Freeze ^_^;; > .Tomas teleports to his room! /action runs into the room > KWOKINATOR runs into the room .Tomas> ah...thank god for the anti-kwok wards > .Tomas watches Kwok fry...again /action stops short of the door and runs back to Kaos > KWOKINATOR stops short of the door and runs back to Kaos > .Kaos is nowhere to be found .Tomas> oh...I wanted to see him burn! /action picks up a remote from the ground besides Kaos > KWOKINATOR picks up a remote from the ground besides Kaos KWOKINATOR> Or where he used to be /action examines the remote > KWOKINATOR examines the remote KWOKINATOR> What's this? .Tomas> poor Kaos, I knew him well... /action breaks it in half > KWOKINATOR breaks it in half KWOKINATOR> Doesn't do anything... > .Kaos sneezes in his sleep .Tomas> He will be remembered as the Second Zen to all Fanfic authors KWOKINATOR> Only second? ^_^ .Tomas> well...yeah, why not? .Kaos> ... [C'mon, what about the author of Evanjellydonut?] .Tomas> never read it Kaos KWOKINATOR> Okay, the the Lastest Zen ^_^ KWOKINATOR> then .Kaos> [lastest?] KWOKINATOR> Latest KWOKINATOR> I'm moving to Initial D. Can't blame me for typos ^_^ .Kaos> [well... I'd argue, but I tend to actually agree...] KWOKINATOR> Maybe if you actually WORK on the damn thing... KWOKINATOR> That reminds me... you said you were gonna work on it this morning... ^_^ .Kaos> ... [my comp went to hell while I was doing the sys. check] KWOKINATOR> Suuuuuure... ^_^ .Kaos> [so then, I restarted, and did it again, which included a hd defrag, which took forever] .Kaos> [so I spent the time playing Chrono Cross, and got caught up in that...] KWOKINATOR> Damn you and your Chrono Cross KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Kaos> [by the time I was able to stop playing (didnt know what to do) it had already been a few hours] KWOKINATOR> Big in Japan, big in Japan! .Kaos> [then I went online to look for CC walkthroughs... then I went to the chatroom] .Kaos> [and thats my whole day today... ^_^] KWOKINATOR> I gave Shi a link to a complete CC walkthrough KWOKINATOR> IGN's gameguide .Tomas> Chrono Cross? Bah, 4 days my friend with no walk through .Kaos> [heh, I dont want a complete walkthrough; I just refer to it when I'm stuck for a long time] .Kaos> [I .Kaos> [I've used it once before] KWOKINATOR> Bah. I don't play RPGs ^_^ .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> Well, I do play some. But not many .Tomas> I love RPGs for the same reason I love fanfiction: A good story .Kaos> [well, I dont play so many rpgs anymore either...] .Tomas> I'll play almost any RPG simply to hear another story .Kaos> [Mechwarriorr... Mechwarrior...] KWOKINATOR> I bought a walkthrough of an RPG just to hear the story ^_^ .Tomas> 'course I can beat most RPGs in 3 to 4 days so they don't suck up mass time from me .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> I like to REALLY build up my characters, so RPGs take me a LONG time .Kaos> [I was really tempted to do that for Earthbound... ^_^] .Kaos> [Fortunately, Earthbound came with a strat guide] .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> It's a burnin' desire! > .Kaos wakes up from his mental conversation > .Kaos stumbles to his feet, rubbing his head .Kaos> Stupid Kwok... didnt have to hit me so hard... /action punches Kaos again > KWOKINATOR punches Kaos again > .Kaos looks around and sees that he's in his cozy little home inside one of his favorite black holes .Kaos> Hrm... how'd I get here > .Kaos sneezes as Kwok punches at thin air far far away .Kaos> Well, time to get out of here... /action practices his jabs and straights > KWOKINATOR practices his jabs and straights .Tomas> your leaving us? > .Kaos walks out a door and into his large hanger, a massive airlock at the far end .Kaos> [Nope, just getting back to chatroom land...] .Tomas> ah > .Kaos reaches for his hanger remote, only to find it missing .Kaos> What the? .Tomas> I'll stay in my Kwok-safe bedroom thankyou KWOKINATOR> I noticed that anime VCDs almost never get sold on eBay ^_^ /action looks at the broken halves on the floor > KWOKINATOR looks at the broken halves on the floor > .Kaos searches his pockets and finds nothing but the viewscreen remote, a few dollars, and some dirty panties .Kaos> ack! .Tomas> yup, pretty much KWOKINATOR> Remote? What remote? .Kaos> Where the hell did these come from?? > .Kaos pulls out the panties and gags .Tomas> Kaos...what have you been up too?... .Kaos> Geez they smell... KWOKINATOR> Too bad the prices are also not compelling enough for me to buy them ^_^ > .Kaos tosses the panties to a side .Kaowk's Voice> Nooooooo!!! You fool!! .Kaowk's Voice> I worked so harrd to get those!! > .Kaos blinks and looks around /action sees that the panites are printed "Cat's Panties" > KWOKINATOR sees that the panites are printed "Cat's Panties" .Kaos> What the... .Kaos> Ah well... KWOKINATOR> KAOS!!! What the hell are you doing with Cat's panties! > .Kaos sneezes /action sics Tomas on Kaos > KWOKINATOR sics Tomas on Kaos .Kaos> Hrmph... someone must be talking about me KWOKINATOR> Go! KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Kaos> Anyway... > .Kaos turns his attention back to the hanger airlock .Kaos> Where the hell is that damn remote??? > .Tomas stays in his Kwok-safe bedroom KWOKINATOR> I wanna watch a movie... KWOKINATOR> Somebody play a movie > .Tomas recalls Kwok's panty raid and knows whose really to blame... /action plops on the couch > KWOKINATOR plops on the couch KWOKINATOR> I don't do raids anymore > .Kaos sneezes again KWOKINATOR> Only when the Master is here ^_^ > .Tomas sends Kwok a movie titled "Kwok vs Godzilla" KWOKINATOR> Godzilla doesn't stand a chance ^_^ > .Kaos sighs in frustration and runs up to the airlock, kicking it .Tomas> yeah, your breath is gonna kill him > .Kaos is surprised when it abruptly opens and instantly sucks him outside .Kaos> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! > .Kaos spirals around, barely able to keep his atoms from splitting apart before he reaches the singularity of the black hole, and ends disappears /action sends something whilring at TOmas > KWOKINATOR sends something whilring at TOmas > .Tomas watches the whilring thing disentigrate as it passes through his door do to its "Kwok taint" KWOKINATOR> Somebody play a movie! I'm bored! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Damn wards... > .Kaos drops down onto a grassy hill somewhere, sometime .Kaos> oof! ** NEKORURI just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey .Kaos> [brb, need to refill my glass of water...] > .Tomas sense an attack on Crystal Tokyo as a possibility .Tomas> oh man...to go to Kaos or not.... .Tomas> on one hand, I loose my protection from Kwok. /action shrugs > KWOKINATOR shrugs .Tomas> on the other hand I may get to attack CT > .Kaos stumbles to his feet and looks around groggily .Tomas> hmm...well... .Kaos> Where am I now...? .Kaos> Great... now I sound like Kwok... .Tomas> YO, KAOS! YOU IN CT?? > .Kaos sneezes .Kaos> Geez, I must be really popular with someone for them to be talking about me so much... KWOKINATOR> 90% of the anime VCDs on eBay are from Singapore ^_^; .Tomas> well...i better wait a bit longer .Tomas> naaa... KWOKINATOR> Damn it! Somebody auction off Dokyusei 2 OVAs! .Kaos> eBay doesnt allow people to sell used underwear anymore, did you know that Kwok? > .Tomas opens a gateway and teleports to Kaos landing next to him on the hill .Tomas> Hiya Kaos. > .Kaos blinks as he hears someone call his name > .Kaos turns around .Kaos> ack!! KWOKINATOR> Never heard that. Don't care. Who cares about auctioning when you can get 'em yourself ^_^ > .Kaos jumps back a few feet .Kaos> Where'd you come from?? .Tomas> what? is my face that scary? .Kaos> heh, I heard it from Cat .Tomas> I teleported to you. I can teleport to anyone in the harem if i want to /action reappears behind Kaos and taps his shoulder > KWOKINATOR reappears behind Kaos and taps his shoulder KWOKINATOR> Yo bro .Kaos> I ain't in no harem!! > .Kaos looks offended .Tomas> THATS what you think .Kaos> We aspects of the universe have more pride than that .Kaos> Right Kwok?? .Tomas> I didn't say you were a willing member KWOKINATOR> You don't see ME in one, do you? ^_^ .Tomas> So anyway, where are we Kaos? KWOKINATOR> Yes, where are we, Kaos > .Tomas looks around /action pokes Kaos > KWOKINATOR pokes Kaos > .Tomas looks up .Tomas> say... .Tomas> Kwok?? KWOKINATOR> Hmm? .Tomas> Is that Earth? > .Tomas points to the sky .Kaos> gah... got disconnected KWOKINATOR> Nope. That's the moon .Kaos> Don't tell anyone, but I'm using a banner kill for Juno... ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I'm about to get disconnected in less than 2 minutes .Tomas> Then why's it green and blue? and about 10 times bigger than it should be? KWOKINATOR> Dunno .Kaos> erm... so what's going on? .Tomas> Kaos, does that look like earth to you? > .Tomas points at the sky > .Kaos appears back on the grassy hill, pulled back by disconnection laws that he didnt bother to break KWOKINATOR> I'm not even using a banner killer for Netzero. I just use a direct dial-up networking connection ^_^ > .Kaos looks up .Kaos> Earth? .Kaos> Hrm... looks like a pretty big moon to me... .Tomas> well, its big, green and blue and white, and really REALLY big > .Kaos squints at the 'moon' .Kaos> Hrm... I dunno, I cant tell with all those clouds in the way... .Tomas> doesn't it kinda look like Earth though? .Kaos> Well... > .Kaos shrugs /JOIN 9 I'm sorry, the Conference group you want to join just ended. .Kaos> Yeah, I suppose .Kaos> So what? .Tomas> I mean there are a lot of clouds on earth...right .Tomas> then...where are we...? KWOKINATOR> My turn to get disconnected. Toldya I will KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .SunLord> - signed off - > .Kaos looks around, at the rolling green hills, full of colorful flowers as far as the eye could see .Tomas> Its like CT without the Crystal...you know? .Kaos> hrm... looks like we're in the middle of nowhere to me > .Kaos kicks at a flower in annoyance .Tomas> so...now what? .Kaos> Geez... everything's so calm... so peaceful... .Tomas> its so...BORING!!! > .Kaos nods in agreement .Kaos> hrmph... .Tomas> wanna go blow something up? > .Kaos pulls out his gun and shoots a few flowers > .Kaos sighs .Kaos> that's better... > .Tomas steps on some more flowers KWOKINATOR> Bit of an overkill, no? > .Kaos reloads and turns around .Kaos> Overkill? .Tomas> There's no such thing Kwok > .Kaos loads in a Caster shell and aims at a hill .Kaos> Of course not... KWOKINATOR> No such thing? okay! *grins > .Kaos grins and pulls the trigger, a giant beam of read energy blasting out and oblitering the hill and several other hills behind it for a few miles .Tomas> kinda dull just blowing up hills though, you know? .Tomas> they can't fight back .Kaos> No, _thats_ overkill > .Kaos sighs in relieg .Kaos> f KWOKINATOR> SEPPUKU YOFUN SHUUHA!!! .Kaos> but I feel much better now /action pounces on the ground, causing the ground to fly up and forwards in a ground-tsunami > KWOKINATOR pounces on the ground, causing the ground to fly up and forwards in a ground-tsunami > .Tomas watches with a smile > .Kaos blinks as Kwok causes dirt to rain on him .Tomas> nice Kwok > .Kaos shrugs .Kaos> nice .Kaos> Anyway... > .Tomas brushes the dirt off /action watches the ground-tsunami overtakes everything in sight > KWOKINATOR watches the ground-tsunami overtakes everything in sight .Tomas> So...now what? .Kaos> All this destruction is starting to get predictable... which is boring .Kaos> So lets mosey!! .Tomas> agreed > .Kaos picks a random direction and walks off .Tomas> lets go find someone to fight /action takes out a guitar > KWOKINATOR takes out a guitar > .Tomas follows Kaos KWOKINATOR> You ain't nothing' but a hounddog... > .Kaos does his quick-draw technique and blasts Kwok's guitar to bits .Kaos> NO!! .Tomas> thank you Kaos .Kaos> We could be walking for days, and I dont want you singing the whole way!! .Tomas> I agree /action does his own quick-draw technique and whips out another guitar ^_^ > KWOKINATOR does his own quick-draw technique and whips out another guitar ^_^ .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> Blue moon, you saw me standing alone... .Tomas> ... > .Kaos covers his ears and runs off sscreaming > .Tomas chases Kaos screaming "WAIT FOR ME!!!" /action takes out a giagantic microphone and speakers > KWOKINATOR takes out a giagantic microphone and speakers > .Tomas puts in his earplugs /action channels Initial D through the gigantic speakers, the bass causing the very ground to tremble like an earthquake > KWOKINATOR channels Initial D through the gigantic speakers, the bass causing the very ground to tremble like an earthquake KWOKINATOR> That's bass, baby! > .Tomas grabs Kaos and angles him toward some distant buildings .Tomas> THATAWAY! > .Kaos doesnt notice and keeps running in whatever direction he's been ordered to /action watches as the over-amplified treble starts shaking building structures lose > KWOKINATOR watches as the over-amplified treble starts shaking building structures lose > .Tomas keeps following Kaos > .Meanwhile, the Imperial Battleship Crusher has just received orders to investigate a strange disturbance near the Imperial Capitol on the moon... .Tomas> Kaos, Buildings and life are straight ahead /action fine-tunes the audio to hit the resonance frequency of the battleship, making the battleship an aerial version of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge > KWOKINATOR fine-tunes the audio to hit the resonance frequency of the battleship, making the battleship an aerial version of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge > .The crew set course and head for the source, a large sound wave on the grassy hills east of the Capitol > .Tomas removes earplugs .Tomas> can't here it that much anymore > .The ship will arive in approximately... now /action cranks the audio up. WAAAAY up. > KWOKINATOR cranks the audio up. WAAAAY up. .Tomas> Yo, Kaos, we're kinda gettign close to that gate.... > .Kaos looks back as giant battleship seems to hover over where Kwok was > .Tomas looks at what Kaos is starring at .Tomas> well...so much for Kwok .Imperial Officer> Sir, the soundwaves are impacting our shields... seem to be causing negligible damage .Imperial Officer> Orders? .Captain> On screen /action looks up and sees the battleship fluttering and parts of it moving like a wave from the specially-tuned resonance frequency > KWOKINATOR looks up and sees the battleship fluttering and parts of it moving like a wave from the specially-tuned resonance frequency > .The bridge viewscreen flicks to life, revealing Kwok staring up into the sky .Captain> _That's_ the source?? /action turns up Speedy Speed Boy WAAAAAAAAAY up for the battleship to hear > KWOKINATOR turns up Speedy Speed Boy WAAAAAAAAAY up for the battleship to hear KWOKINATOR> Speedy speed boy! .Imperial Officer> Um... no sir, the source are the two large devices next to him, he seems to be controlling it though .Captain> I see... /action sees that the battleship is unaffected and whips out two more speakers from somewhere > KWOKINATOR sees that the battleship is unaffected and whips out two more speakers from somewhere > .Tomas continues to watch the confrontation from the saftey of very far away /action blares the Phantom of the Opera's Overture through the new speakers > KWOKINATOR blares the Phantom of the Opera's Overture through the new speakers .Imperial Officer> Um... sir... the soundwaves are increasing, the shields are starting to degenerate a little... nothing serious, not even minor sir KWOKINATOR> Take that .Captain> Hmm... /action tweaks the subwoofer to amplify the bass even MORE > KWOKINATOR tweaks the subwoofer to amplify the bass even MORE .Captain> Those weapons could prove useful to her majesty /action takes out an equalizer and turn every frequency up to max > KWOKINATOR takes out an equalizer and turn every frequency up to max .Captain> The outerworlds have been growing a little rebellious lately... a new weapon may have some use > .The Subwoofer exploades do to Kwok's tampering and becomes a smoking pile of electronics KWOKINATOR> Damn! /action takes out a new one > KWOKINATOR takes out a new one .Imperial Officer> SIR!! KWOKINATOR> Oh well. Plenty more where they came from ^_^ .Imperial Officer> There's been an explosion, the soundw- aghhh!!! /action takes it just below the last setting > KWOKINATOR takes it just below the last setting /action takes out the microphone, hook it to the speakers and scream as loud as he could > KWOKINATOR takes out the microphone, hook it to the speakers and scream as loud as he could > .Battleship 's shields are blasted apart, and the hull slowly sucuumbs to the relentless sound attack .Tomas> Say Kaos...do you think Kwok will win, or the ship will crash into his speaker setup destroying it? /action erects shields over his speakers > KWOKINATOR erects shields over his speakers > .Slowly , the ship loses altitude, until it starts to spiral down uncontrollably... straight at Kwok > .The Speaker's shields fail to their own soundwaves being sent out KWOKINATOR> It's a Level 2 forcefield combined with electromagnetic waves at the outer layer > .Kaos merely plugs his ears as a giant titannium ship tge size of a small town complete with fusion reactors crash into Kwok .Tomas> hmm...I wonder if Kwok realizes his shields died /action is protected by the forcefield > KWOKINATOR is protected by the forcefield > .Tomas covers his ears and turns away from the exploation > .Ship easily shatter the shields with mass explosions and kinetic energy, burying Kwok in a mountain of titanium hull > .The speakers meet total destruction as their shields fail and are reduced to scrap metal /action looks at the ship on top of his shields > KWOKINATOR looks at the ship on top of his shields KWOKINATOR> Too bad KWOKINATOR> Got it from Enterprise-E and a Borg cube's technology combined KWOKINATOR> You ain't gettin' through it, you tiny little ship ^_^ .Kaos> [it still cant withstand a ship the size of a small town] KWOKINATOR> Enterprise E IS the size of a small town and it can withstand much more than itself .Tomas> Well Kaos, the threat of Kwok's sound has been destroyed, even though he is too deliusional to realize it. Kinda remionds me of Akane and her cooking actually. .Tomas> so...shall we head into town? /action whips out another guitar > KWOKINATOR whips out another guitar KWOKINATOR> Santa Kwok is coming to town! .Kaos> No, it cant .Kaos> That's why kamikaze runs are so effective KWOKINATOR> If you say so ^_^ > .The guitar destroys itself to prevent being used by Kwok .Kaos> Shields quickly collapse under constant barrrage .Kaos> And you're shields dont have a warp core power source... KWOKINATOR> Damn! Forgot about that ^_^;; .Kaos> [and dont say you do... dear GOD dont say you do...] .Tomas> He doesn't. I broke it earlier KWOKINATOR> I never had one to begin with. Never bothered getting one .Tomas> oops. well...um...I broke SOMEONE's warp core earlier. .Kaos> Ah hell... > .Kaos walks into the town /name Voyager .Tomas> hope they don't need it... /name Janeway > .Tomas follows Kaos into town .Tomas> so Kaos, where to? .Janeway> B'elanna! What's happening to our ship?! /name KWOKINATOR > .Kaos looks around at the oddly dressed people /name Paris .Kaos> Geez... what's the occasion? .Tomas> man...these people are out of fashion .Paris> It's out of control, captaIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> Everybody's dressed so formal... .Tomas> though it kinda remoinds me of the SIlver Millenium /name Voyager > .Kaos sneezes /action plunges into the ground in front of Kaos and Toma > .Voyager plunges into the ground in front of Kaos and Toma .Tomas> 'course its been over a thousand years since I was there so mymemories may be fuzzy .Kaos> Hrm... hoe that Warp Core wasn't important Tomas... > .Tomas blinks > .Kaos blinks .Kaos> I thought I saw a ship crash down in front of us for a moment there... /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> Weird... /action blinks > KWOKINATOR blinks .Tomas> umm...oops .Kaos> Ghost ship? .Tomas> I think so /name Janeway > .Kaos shrugs and walks up to a guy in a tux .Janeway> Well, at least we're hom- *dies* /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> Hey, yo! KWOKINATOR> It's Survey Time! KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Man glances at Kaos, snickering, before turning around and walking off > .Tomas follows Kwok, remembering to pull out his cap and put it on...backwards .Kaos> Hey, YOU!! > .Man ignores Kaos .Kaos> Why that little... .Tomas> Yo dick for brains! /action kicks the man's nuts > KWOKINATOR kicks the man's nuts > .Kaos grabs the guy by his neck and slams him into a wall .Tomas> oops .Kaos> I'm talking to you jerk-off! .Tomas> I guess dickless would be better now...Huh? KWOKINATOR> Yep > .Kaos snickers and turns his attention to the man .Tomas> I hope he can still talk .Kaos> Geez, ya should learn some manners /action walks up to a woman in formal ballgown > KWOKINATOR walks up to a woman in formal ballgown > .Man almost wets himself as he stares at Kaos and company in fear .Tomas> Ya, dangerous people like us might have to hurt you if you didn'r KWOKINATOR> Yo babe! Want some Canadian in you? .Tomas> Say, Kaos. > .Man chokes out 'I-I'm sorry!! P KWOKINATOR> Kaos KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> oh man! .Man> lease dont kill me!! I have a girlfriend!1 .Tomas> he's started talking .Tomas> thats no fun! .Kaos> ... .Kaos> That's.. > .Kaos shakes his head /action walks back to the man > KWOKINATOR walks back to the man .Kaos> That's patethic!! KWOKINATOR> Your last name isn't Ikari, is it? .Tomas> is it ever .Kaos> The proper line's 'I have wife and two kids!!' .Tomas> Man, even I know that > .Man pales .Tomas> And I grew up in the streets .Man> I-I have money!! .Tomas> so do I .Kaos> Well, that's real smart!! .Tomas> nice little thing isn't it? .Kaos> If I wanted your money, and you just told me you had some, whats to stop me from killing you and taking it?? .Tomas> you can do a lot with money, can't you? > .Kaos sighs and drops the man on the ground, where he squirms around, gasping for breathe .Kaos> Hrmph... looks like I got your suit dirty... .Kaos> Well, you had it coming! .Tomas> so what, he has MONEY! he can aford to have it cleaned > .Man stares at the trio with wide eyes .Tomas> we shpould correct that problem .Man> I'm sorry, what do you want?! .Tomas> afterall I may not have the local currency on my .Kaos> Well, that's better... .Kaos> Anyway... dont worry bout tomas over there, just try not to piss him off .Tomas> I want your immortal soul, but I doubt I'll get it. .Kaos> And dont even _look_ at Kwok, he'll probably violently disember you .Tomas> Kaos usually doesn't like me doing that type of stuff > .Man suddenly has a dark wet spot on his already dark pants .Tomas> My gods man, you are a wuss, did you know that? KWOKINATOR> Are you pissed off at us, boy? .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> Bad pun ^_^; > .Kaos groans in disgust .Tomas> anyway, where are we? .Kaos> Just dont piss on me... .Tomas> time to be serious I guess .Kaos> Anyway, yeah, where are we? > .Man blinked in confusion KWOKINATOR> Violent dismemberment! > .Tomas grabs Kwok and holds him back .Tomas> HURRY UP AND SPEAK MAN .Man> W-What .Tomas> I CAN'T HOLD HIM FOR LONG! .Kaos> Gah, guys... .Kaos> My comp just went to hell .Kaos> Hold on a moment, I may have to restart... .Tomas> WHAT!!!??? .Tomas> okay PAUSE!!! KWOKINATOR> Later! .Kaos> gah, I've got one of those neverending illegal operations things .Kaos> I'm gonna restart .Kaos> later! .Kaos> - signed off - .Tomas> the situation is I'm holding Kwok back, Kaos is getting info from a guy in a Tux on the ground .Tomas> we'll start again when Kaos comes back KWOKINATOR> Okay .Tomas> I need to use the bathroom anyway .Tomas> brb KWOKINATOR> Later .Tomas> back KWOKINATOR> wb .Tomas> thnx KWOKINATOR> Hmm. Think I might play around with pictures a bit later .Tomas> really? doing what to them? ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .Tomas> wb .Kaos> I'm baaaaaaaaack!! .Tomas> the situation is I'm holding Kwok back, Kaos is getting info from a .Tomas> guy in a Tux on the ground .Kaos> So what'd you guys do? .Tomas> nothing .Kaos> roger KWOKINATOR> wb .Tomas> we paused and waited for you KWOKINATOR> We paused > .Kaos appears back in front of the guy .Tomas> well them, back to the guy in a tux > .Tomas is still holding Kwok back .Kaos> Look, just tell us where the hell we are before Kwok violently kills you! KWOKINATOR> Let me at 'im! I'm gonna kill him! > .Kaos adds, as an afterthought 'and rapes your girlfriend' .Tomas> you can't kill him! /action struggles against Tomas > KWOKINATOR struggles against Tomas .Man> Y-you can have her!! KWOKINATOR> I'm gonna kill him then rape her! .Man> Just dont kill me! .Kaos> .... .Kaos> You... > .Tomas keeps holding Kwok .Kaos> are... .Kaos> pathetic!!! .Tomas> just tell us and nothing...will happen.. KWOKINATOR> I'm gonna rape his daughter, his girlfriend and then kill him! .Tomas> NO! .Tomas> WE NEED INFO! .Tomas> you do that and we'll never get it! > .Kaos grabs the guy by his fancy collared shirt and pulls him up .Kaos> WHRE ARE WE??? .Man> The Capitol!! You're on the Capitol of the Empire!! KWOKINATOR> I wanna get him! Let me at him now!! > .Man clenches his eyes, wetting the ground > .Tomas continues to fight Kwok .Kaos> eeww... .Tomas> no! /action elbows Tomas > KWOKINATOR elbows Tomas .Tomas> we need to know What Empire first! > .Kaos throws the man back against the wall .Kaos> Geez, is peeing in public normal around here or something .Man> No!! It's not!! > .Tomas gets elbowed but doesn't let Kwok budge .Kaos> ... .Kaos> That was a rhetorical question!! KWOKINATOR> NO!!! Let me at him! .Tomas> No Kwok!\ > .Kaos takes a breathe .Kaos> Okay... .Tomas> What empire man! spill it! who rules! .Kaos> what empire?? .Tomas> if you say The Empire I';m gonna let Kwok have you > .Man is confused, but only has to glance at Kwok before blurting out 'The Silver Millenium!' .Tomas> okay... KWOKINATOR> Okay! He said it! Let me at him! .Kaos> ... .Tomas> now what Kaos? .Kaos> Now now Kwok... KWOKINATOR> Lemme go!!! .Tomas> do I let Kwok have him>? .Kaos> We promised to let him live if he helped us, right? > .Kaos thinks for a momenyt .Kaos> Actually... .Tomas> nope .Kaos> we didn't... 0_o .Man> eep! .Tomas> only live till we got the info we needed KWOKINATOR> Lemme go Tomas! > .Man passes out, his eyes rolling up as he lets out another stream of urine .Tomas> so, can I let Kwok have him then? .Kaos> no no... .Tomas> man...that guy was loaded KWOKINATOR> C'mon! Lemme at him!! .Kaos> Steph has something against mindless killing .Tomas> thats the 4th time he's pissed .Kaos> And I dont wanna get on _her_ bad side... .Tomas> and in public > .Kaos sighs .Kaos> Even if she's stuck in some other universe .Tomas> surely Steph could see the good in getting rid of this guy .Kaos> Ah well, lets get outta here before the cops notice our little friend... .Tomas> oh...okay > .Tomas spins Kwok around KWOKINATOR> Steph's a Girl Scout Assassin. She IS mindless killing .Tomas> lets go Kwok, let the poor man be .Kaos> ... > .Kaos whaps Kwok .Kaos> She's just a normal girl scout! KWOKINATOR> Ite! .Tomas> HEY! No fighting among ourselves till we get away from the pisser .Kaos> Under attack by evil girl scout monsters, yes, but still! KWOKINATOR> No she's not! She's a Girl Scout Assassin! > .Tomas pushes Kwok foward .Tomas> we got to go guys... KWOKINATOR> Get offa me! .Kaos> I've known her longer than you, and I say she's NOT any assasin! .Kaos> hrmph.. KWOKINATOR> Well, I say you're a terrible judge of people! .Tomas> save this for when we have the time > .Kaos continues walking in another direction .Tomas> I don't want to be caught by anyone near the pisser .Kaos> fine, but she's not an assassin... > .Tomas follows Kaos, releasing Kwok KWOKINATOR> She's an assassin, I tell ya! KWOKINATOR> No way she can avoid people so many times and seemingly so damn narrowly!! .Kaos> You're paranoid delusional! KWOKINATOR> She must be a Grandmaster in Girl Scout School of Assassination!! .Tomas> we already knew that Kaos .Tomas> Kwok, you're out of it .Kaos> She was born under a lucky star! .Tomas> lets just move on KWOKINATOR> Girl Scout Assassin, I tell ya! KWOKINATOR> Her cookie-selling is just a facade to hide her true occupation! .Kaos> I know her damn measurements, I should definetely know whether or not she's an Girl Scout Psychic Assassin, or whatever the hell you're babbling about!! .Kaos> Oops KWOKINATOR> She uses her cookies to poison her targets! > .Tomas takes a turn leaving the arguing Kaos and Kwok in hopes of avoiding the police or whatever they're called here > .Kaos covers his mout .Kaos> mouth .Kaos> Didd I say that outloud? /action launches at Kaos > KWOKINATOR launches at Kaos KWOKINATOR> DIE!!! /action jump kicks Kaos > KWOKINATOR jump kicks Kaos .Kaos> ack! > .Kaos steps to a side, avoiding Kwok and elbowing him > .Tomas quietly leaves the fighting Kaos and Kwok and looses them in the crowed /action lands on the ground, then goes into a backwards roll > KWOKINATOR lands on the ground, then goes into a backwards roll .Tomas> okay...Silver Millenium...I can deal with that. > .Kaos doesnt notice as a crowd starts to form around him and Kwok, stupidly dignified oohs and ahhs coming from all sides /action bounces back up and punches Kaos > KWOKINATOR bounces back up and punches Kaos KWOKINATOR> DIE!!! > .Tomas summons his solid black tux in mid-step to aid in blending in > .Kaos jumps back as Kwok rolls, far away enough for him to predict and dodge Kwok's punch .Tomas> hmm...back to courtly manners it seems /action jumps up into the air and comes down on Kaos with an elbow > KWOKINATOR jumps up into the air and comes down on Kaos with an elbow > .Tomas continues to wander into the richer section of the city > .Kaos rolls under and away from Kwok and to his feet > .Kaos shoulder rams Kwok in the back as he lands /action pushes against Kaos' shoulder, propelling himself backwards > KWOKINATOR pushes against Kaos' shoulder, propelling himself backwards /action kicks Kaos on the head before flying out of range > KWOKINATOR kicks Kaos on the head before flying out of range > .Kaos rubs his head and hops back a few steps, eying Kwok warily .Kaos> Geez, what'd I do now?? /action jumps at Kaos again > KWOKINATOR jumps at Kaos again KWOKINATOR> DIE!!! /action kicks Kaos > KWOKINATOR kicks Kaos .Kaos> ... > .Kaos sidestps again and jabs the back of Kwok's head .Kaos> You crazy bastard, what the hell did I do now?? /action gets hit on the head and goes into a somersault, landing safely > KWOKINATOR gets hit on the head and goes into a somersault, landing safely > .Kaos jumps back several metres KWOKINATOR> You must've done horrible, unspeakble things to the innocent Steph to know her measurements! .Kaos> You're a damn hippocrite! KWOKINATOR> I'll never forgive you, you defiler of the pure! Destroyer of innocence! .Kaos> First you're telling me she's a psychic assasin selling poisoned cookies! > .Tomas continues walking toward the palace /action does a leg sweep on Kaos > KWOKINATOR does a leg sweep on Kaos .Kaos> And now that she's innocent?? .Kaos> !! KWOKINATOR> And I'm not a hypocrite! > .Kaos hops over the sweep and bounces off Kwoks head KWOKINATOR> She's brain-washed and manipulated by the Girl Scout headquarters! > .Kaos lands on the ground several meters away, to the oohs and ahhs of the crowd .Kaos> You're insane! .Kaos> You barely even know her! KWOKINATOR> The cute things you see in the HQ actually sends subliminal messages of assassination! KWOKINATOR> I've went in there! It almost got ME! KWOKINATOR> The innocent Steph doesn't stand a chance against brain-washing of that magnitude! /action > KWOKINATOR whistles softly and becomes supremely self-assured > .Tomas steps aside as a group of guards move down the street heading toward where he last saw Kwok and Kaos KWOKINATOR> Perfect Moko Takabisha! ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** .Tomas> man...I don't want to know what they did. .KaosQu> gah KWOKINATOR> wb .KaosQu> my connection's acting up on me .Tomas> hiya .KaosQu> Stupid clone... .KaosQu> Erm, I mean my comp's acting up .KaosQu> Probably because of my banner kill... ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I just did a Perfect Moko Takabisha on "Kaos" ^_^ .Tomas> the clone just got hit by a perfect mouko Takabisha .Tomas> you spelled it wrong Kwok KWOKINATOR> Nope. Bannerkills don't do a thing. Trust me. I know ^_^ .Kaos> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Bah. I prefer it without "ou"s .Tomas> doesn't matter .Tomas> Tiger = Mouko KWOKINATOR> Bah .Kaos> how can he even do a mouko takabisha, much less a _perfect_ one?? .Tomas> i don't want to know .Kaos> that's messed up... just like Hawk's fic... ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I did an /action and whistled and became "supremely self-assured" ^_^ > .Tomas wades back into the crowd in his solid black tux, drawing looks from a few girls. .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> One time where /action came in handy ^_^ .Kaos> erm... okay... ^_^; /action watches as Kaos got hit by the Perfect Moko Takabisha > KWOKINATOR watches as Kaos got hit by the Perfect Moko Takabisha KWOKINATOR> Die you defiler! > .Kaos flies into the air, far away from Kwok, who is suddenly surrounded by Imperial Guards KWOKINATOR> You're not getting away!! .Imperial Command> Civilian! > .Tomas takes another step when Kaos crashes into his back /action jumps into the air far above the soldiers > KWOKINATOR jumps into the air far above the soldiers .Imperial Command> Put your hand in the air and surrender yourself now! .Tomas> ite... .Tomas> Kaos..GET OFF OF ME! > .Imperial Command smirks and throws a knife at Kwok, hitting him in the leg > .Tomas shoves Kaos off and stands back up > .Imperial Guards kneel down in a line and aim their plasma rifles, firing beams of yellow energy at Kwok /action turns in the air and kicks the knife back at the command, shooting it through his forehead > KWOKINATOR turns in the air and kicks the knife back at the command, shooting it through his forehead .Tomas> yuck...you got my tux dirtied. Now how am I gonna blend in? > .Kaos stands up and dusts himself off .Kaos> Geez, you're startin' to sound like that pisser... /action twists in the air several times to dodge the energy blasts > KWOKINATOR twists in the air several times to dodge the energy blasts > .Tomas casts a cleaning spell on his Tux cleaning it /action jumps into the air and aims at Kaos > KWOKINATOR jumps into the air and aims at Kaos .Tomas> I can blend in Kaos, I've been here before KWOKINATOR> KAKUDO KUCHIKU!!! > .Tomas takes two steps to the left > .Imperial Command continues firing, forcing Kwok to miss with whatever the hell attack he was doing /action sends a blast of pure black at Kaos > KWOKINATOR sends a blast of pure black at Kaos .Kaos> Fuck off you bastard! > .Tomas watches the black stuff dissipate into nothing > .Kaos runs off /action jumps into the air and extends his arms > KWOKINATOR jumps into the air and extends his arms KWOKINATOR> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! /action erects a gigantic ki-shield, like Cell's but much bigger > KWOKINATOR erects a gigantic ki-shield, like Cell's but much bigger .Tomas> Kwok doesn't understand that the high concentration of white magic makes using black energy impossible here > .Imperial Soldier jumps into the air, behind Kwok, and slams his elbow into Kwok's head, knocking him out KWOKINATOR> You can't get through > .Tomas heasds back inot the crowds blending in adn moving far far away from Kaos and Kwok > .Imperial Soldier is _behind_ Kwok KWOKINATOR> Nope. I jumped into the air before you .Imperial Soldier> [You said Ki shield, as in single direction KWOKINATOR> It's a spherical shield KWOKINATOR> All around me > .Imperial Soldier breaks through the shield with a quick jab of a powerful magic pendent as his comrades run up behind him > .Imperial Guards start chanting, and soon, the air is filled with white magic > .Tomas continues toward the palace, but this time heading for the eastern gate KWOKINATOR> Bah. GOKU can't even get through Cell's and mine's bigger KWOKINATOR> And it's ki. Not magic. You can't do a thing to it :P > .Imperial Guards fire several small beams of white light that join together and blast through Kwok's shield .Tomas> Goku doesn't use magic .Kaos> You're Kwok, not Cell KWOKINATOR> I'm not using magic either .Kaos> And magic, Ki, it's all energy .Tomas> Magic goes through Ki like it isn't there .Kaos> Since when? KWOKINATOR> I'm not Cell. I'm multi-Cell ^_^;; .Tomas> guess you never ran into those universes huh? KWOKINATOR> Nope .Kaos> Okaaay... .Tomas> trust me, you don't want to KWOKINATOR> This is the universe where the Senshi would get their asses kicked by Ranma > .Imperial Soldier flares up with a magical aura and goes _through_ Kwok's shield... > .Tomas continues toward the palace > .Kaos is bored by such universes and has made even the simplest guard stupidly powerful .Tomas> almost there now... /action lands on the ground before the soldier hits > KWOKINATOR lands on the ground before the soldier hits /action kicks the soldier's butt as he's above him ^_^ > KWOKINATOR kicks the soldier's butt as he's above him ^_^ > .Imperial Guards immediatly fire at Kwok once he lands /action dodges and runs behind Tomas > KWOKINATOR dodges and runs behind Tomas KWOKINATOR> Your turn bud > .Imperial Soldier shouts as he's kicked and lands on Kwok's head, smashing him into the ground .Imperial Soldier> Surrender yourself now Civilian! .Tomas> You can't run behind me kwok, I'm miles away from you .Imperial Soldier> The queen may yet show you mercy! KWOKINATOR> Eek! Rape!! KWOKINATOR> Get offa me! > .Imperial Soldier pulls out his rife and shoves it in Kwok's mouth KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Tomas finally reaches the palace gate /action takes a chunk out of the rifle > KWOKINATOR takes a chunk out of the rifle KWOKINATOR> Yummy .Imperial Soldier> Stay still and you will not be hurt [Too much JWD 6 for you man...] .Imperial Soldier> [Hell... too much H-games... ^_^] .Tomas> Pardon me good Soldier, but would the Queen be willing to see a poor noble from Pluto on this day? > .Imperial Soldier blinks and fights the temptation to fire his sawed-off rifle KWOKINATOR> Nah. I've only read JWD6 5 times and only played all the English H-games you can get your hands on ^_^;; .Imperial Soldier> Step away Civilian! KWOKINATOR> Well, the small ones .Imperial Soldier> I'm dealing with a dangerous criminal! /action smirks > KWOKINATOR smirks .Tomas> {I'm miles from Kwok and the fight people} .Imperial Soldier> ^_^; .Tomas> wI'm talking to a different soldier .Imperial Soldier> [Okaaaay...] > .Kaos turns around .Kaos> Tomas?? .Tomas> Kaos? .Kaos> When'd you catch up with me?? /action ducks before the soldier can blink and performs an open-palmed strike at the soldier, the attack breaking the sound barrier > KWOKINATOR ducks before the soldier can blink and performs an open-palmed strike at the soldier, the attack breaking the sound barrier KWOKINATOR> Heh. A move from JWD6 ^_^; .Tomas> How'd you get here? And do I want to know how you got that uniform? .Tomas> You're the one that caught up with me...and passed me Kaos > .Imperial Soldier 's magic pendant flares up faster, slamming Kwok backwards > .Kaos looks down .Kaos> Oh, this? .Kaos> It's a little tight, but the price was just right... > .Kaos smirks /action flies backwards from the magic, and disappears in mid-fall > KWOKINATOR flies backwards from the magic, and disappears in mid-fall > .Kaos whispers 'beat up some cadet... real weak guy...' .Tomas> ah.. /action lands on the ground behind Kaos and Tomas > KWOKINATOR lands on the ground behind Kaos and Tomas KWOKINATOR> Ite... what hit me? .Tomas> so, shall we go in? /action gets up and looks around > KWOKINATOR gets up and looks around KWOKINATOR> Where am I? > .Imperial Soldier blinks > .Tomas spins and kicks Kwok back toward the guards .Imperial Soldier> Blast it... KWOKINATOR> AAAAAHHHH!!!!! .Tomas> Go get arrested like you should as a good citizen! .Imperial Soldier> I'm going to lose my promotion because of this... I just know it... /action lands on the ground with a loud thud > KWOKINATOR lands on the ground with a loud thud > .Imperial Soldier sighs and walks off to file his report KWOKINATOR> Cold... KWOKINATOR> Polar bears... KWOKINATOR> Hey, gimme a coke, bear KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> Well, Kaos, shall we go in? .Imperial-Kaos> Ahem! .Imperial-Kaos> Civilian! /action grabs a bottle of coke from the polar bear and walks off in a random direction > KWOKINATOR grabs a bottle of coke from the polar bear and walks off in a random direction .Imperial-Kaos> I shall escort you to the palace! .Imperial-Kaos> For... erm... .Imperial-Kaos> Janitorial serrvices! /action bumps into Kaos, spilling the coke on him > KWOKINATOR bumps into Kaos, spilling the coke on him .Tomas> I thank you kind soldier. You do your queen proud KWOKINATOR> Damn! Watch where you're standing! That's my coke! > .Tomas spins and Kicks Kwok to the local jail KWOKINATOR> AAAAAHHHH!!!!! > .Imperial-Kaos gives Kwok a disbelieving look .Tomas> Go GET ARRESTED ALREADY! /action lands on a lion's back > KWOKINATOR lands on a lion's back .Imperial-Kaos> You gotta be kidding me... .Tomas> nope .Tomas> but I think I got him to land in the arena /action backs away from the growling lion > KWOKINATOR backs away from the growling lion > .Imperial-Kaos shakes his head and looks at the nifty-looking watch on his wrist .Noble Tomas> Shall we be going Soldier? /action hears a yodel coming close > KWOKINATOR hears a yodel coming close .Imperial-Kaos> Okay, this thing's got a map of the palace on it KWOKINATOR> Tarzan! KWOKINATOR> Come take care of this lion! .Noble Tomas> great... let me see it. .Imperial-Kaos> Just follow that big shiny palace-looking thing up ahead and we should reach the palace just fine /name Tarzan .Noble Tomas> I can do that without the watch > .Imperial-Kaos shows his watch to Tomas /action grabs the lion and rolls on the ground with it, going into the bush > .Tarzan grabs the lion and rolls on the ground with it, going into the bush .Noble Tomas> I've been here before, remember /name KWOKINATOR .Imperial-Kaos> Yeah, but how're we supposed to get around inside without the map? /action shrugs and walks off in a random direction > KWOKINATOR shrugs and walks off in a random direction .Imperial-Kaos> We could be wandering around for hours > .Noble Tomas begins pressing buttons on the watch and isolates a room in the palace .Noble Tomas> nope /action sees a giant gate up ahead and opens it > KWOKINATOR sees a giant gate up ahead and opens it .Noble Tomas> thats where we need to go /action walks out from the gate > KWOKINATOR walks out from the gate .Noble Tomas> Its the transporter room /action sees Tomas and Kaos outside trying to sneak around > KWOKINATOR sees Tomas and Kaos outside trying to sneak around .Imperial-Kaos> Transporter? KWOKINATOR> Stupid .Noble Tomas> we can get to any planet from it > .Imperial-Kaos is still standing a few miles away from the palace .Imperial-Kaos> Whoah .Imperial-Kaos> Sweet... KWOKINATOR> That's why I said "outside" ^_^ > .Noble Tomas is with Kaos .Imperial-Kaos> So... well, what's the point of that? .Noble Tomas> lets go, and take the direct approach .Imperial-Kaos> [but we're not sneaking... 0_o;] .Imperial-Kaos> [yet...] .Noble Tomas> We head to Earth, get the nanban mirror and go home /action goes back into the palace > KWOKINATOR goes back into the palace KWOKINATOR> Oh well /action looks for the Princess of Silence > KWOKINATOR looks for the Princess of Silence > .Imperial-Kaos thinks for a moment .Imperial-Kaos> Hrm... .Imperial-Kaos> That could work .Noble Tomas> oh, and maybe pound tuxboy on the way ^_^ > .Imperial-Kaos grins in anticipation .Imperial-Kaos> Sweet... /name Tux-boy /action embeds a rose in front of Tomas' feet > .Tux-boy embeds a rose in front of Tomas' feet .Noble Tomas> Once we're on greounds I'll switch to my armor. Then you wont have to pretend to be a guid .Tux-boy> Hold, civilian > .Imperial-Kaos blinks and looks up at Tux-boy > .Noble Tomas lifts his foot in time and crushes the rose .Imperial-Kaos> Oh shit... .Imperial-Kaos> Disguises, disguises!! .Tux-boy> Why do you dare impersonate a noble and *looks at Kaos* you a soldier? > .Imperial-Kaos snaps a saulte .Imperial-Kaos> Prince! .Noble Tomas> lets go Soldier! I've got an appointment with Queen Serenity! I Musn't be kept waiting! .Imperial-Kaos> I am at your service! .Tux-boy> I've never seen you before, soldier .Imperial-Kaos> Pardon, sire, but I must return to my duties! .Imperial-Kaos> Erm... .Imperial-Kaos> I'm just a cadet sir! /action walks in front of Kaos > .Tux-boy walks in front of Kaos .Noble Tomas> Huury up already Soldier! I have need to see the queen /action punches Kaos > .Tux-boy punches Kaos .Tux-boy> Imposter .Tux-boy> I am KING Endymion. Not prince > .Imperial-Kaos falls to his knees, faking it of course .Noble Tomas> WHAT! IMPOSTER! .Imperial-Kaos> Apologies, sire! .Imperial-Kaos> My memrory fails me! .Imperial-Kaos> I come from one of the outer worlds! .Tux-boy> I've been King for years. No way you wouldn't know .Imperial-Kaos> I lived in a small village for so long, I forgot .Tux-boy> Alright. Show me the depth of your loyalty /action points to Tomas > .Tux-boy points to Tomas .Tux-boy> Kill him .Imperial-Kaos> Sire! .Imperial-Kaos> I apologize, but my duties are to Serenity first .Imperial-Kaos> I must escort the sir to her presence .Noble Tomas> You lay a finger on me and you declare war on Pluto Endymion .Tux-boy> I am King. I am the highest voice of command in her absence. You will obey me .Noble Tomas> DO not think yourself so high in the Grand Sceme that you can not be removed .Imperial-Kaos> Her orders overrule your own, sire .Tux-boy> Pluto BOWS to me, noble .Imperial-Kaos> Such is the royal law .Tux-boy> In her absence, I am the law .Noble Tomas> She bows to no one. She does what is neccissary for the TIme Stream .Imperial-Kaos> I follow her... [Ah, hell with this...] > .Imperial-Kaos knees Tux-boy in the groind and.... misses! .Imperial-Kaos> What the?? .Tux-boy> My survival is neccessary for the Time Stream .Imperial-Kaos> Nothing there?? .Tux-boy> IMPOSTER!!! .Imperial-Kaos> shit!! > .Imperial-Kaos socks Tux-boy /action whistles and guards come flying out from the bushes > .Tux-boy whistles and guards come flying out from the bushes .Noble Tomas> If you wish to make this a challenge of Arms I will gladly accept. If not, stand aside. I have business in the palace .Imperial-Kaos> Let's scram!! > .Imperial-Kaos runs off .Tux-boy> I'm a hologram /name Guards /action surrounds Tomas and Kaos > .Guards surrounds Tomas and Kaos .Imperial-Kaos> Cut this bullshit Tomas!! > .Imperial-Kaos grabs Tomas and throws a smoke grenade into the air > .Noble Tomas summons his Black Shadow Lightning Armor .Guards> We are the Guards. You will be arrested. Resistance is futile .Imperial-Kaos> Hold your breathe!! .Noble Tomas> Stand Down Soldiers > .Imperial-Kaos doesnt breathe and escapes as the soldiers are blinded and gag from the foul-smelling smoke .Guards> You have proven yourselves rebels .Guards> Surrender and prepare to be arrested .Noble Tomas> By edict 14.5.92 of Royal Law I am taking command of All armed forces in the Empire .Imperial-Kaos> shut up!! .Noble Tomas> NOW STAND DOWN!!!! /name Tux-boy .Imperial-Kaos> Soprano Boy's in charge!! .Tux-boy> Don't listen to the imposter! .Imperial-Kaos> They dont care about no law!! .Noble Tomas> Wrong > .Imperial-Kaos escapes to the rooftops and disappears as the guards and Tux-boy yell at each other in the smoke .Tux-boy> I am the law! And I hereby invalidates edict 14.5.92 for the period until their arrest! .Noble Tomas> any Officer of Shadow Lightning can assume command of all Armed Forces if he deams current ruler unfit .Imperial-Kaos> Dammit Tomas!! .Tux-boy> Arrest them, Guards! .Noble Tomas> You CAN'T Invalidate it, not without branding yourself a traitor .Imperial-Kaos> This is another freakin' dimension!! .Noble Tomas> its in the sublause /name Guards /action looks at both sides, confused > .Guards looks at both sides, confused .Imperial-Kaos> We dont even know if there's a Shadown Lightning crap in here!! /name Tux-boy .Noble Tomas> now Guards stand down .Tux-boy> The law doesn't apply to the Royal Family! > .Imperial-Kaos is a few miles away with Tomas still under an arm by now .Noble Tomas> command code Alpha-delta-omega-four .Tux-boy> Arrest them, Guards! > .Noble Tomas shifts, grabs Kaos, and sends him flying back to the guards /name Guards /action looks around, confused about their next move > .Guards looks around, confused about their next move > .Imperial-Kaos holds on to Tomas and flies back with him .Imperial-Kaos> WELL!!! .Imperial-Kaos> This is just jim-dandy!! /name Tux-boy > .Noble Tomas sees his plan working as He and Kaos fly straight into the now opened transport room .Imperial-Kaos> I go to all the trouble of escaping and you send us right back into the frying pan!! > .Imperial-Kaos sighs and shakes his head .Imperial-Kaos> Why do I even bother... ** JUST_HAWK just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** /name O'Brien .Noble Tomas> Wrong, I opened the emergancy Transport room .Hawk> Do I even want to know? /action salutes Tomas and Kaos > .O'Brien salutes Tomas and Kaos /name KWOKINAT /name KWOKINATOR > .Imperial-Kaos blinks as he flies into the room KWOKINATOR> Hey .Noble Tomas> Transporter, take us to pluto. Authorization Delta-Diamond-seven /name O'Brian .Hawk> I don't think I want to know > .Imperial-Kaos blinks again as a blue light engulfs him and Tomas .Imperial-Kaos> Erm... > .Noble Tomas is beamed with Kaos to Pluto /name KWOKINATOR .Imperial-Kaos> [I think Pluto is just a tad bit out of range... really] > .Noble Tomas lands on his feet .Imperial-Kaos> [you should change that] .Noble Tomas> its not .Noble Tomas> Nicve to be home, too .Imperial-Kaos> [man, pluto is waaaaaaay out there] .Hawk> - signed off - .Noble Tomas> I designed that particular transporter myself .Imperial-Kaos> [transporters could make it planetside from the moon, but... not _this_ long] .Noble Tomas> The only place it can transport to is Pluto .Noble Tomas> Thats hpow I got the power. .Noble Tomas> We're gonna use the gates, go back and take out Tux-boy and save this demension .Imperial-Kaos> power or not, it just cant go that far... not a transporter ** .Hawk just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** > .Imperial-Kaos sighs .Hawk> back.... .Imperial-Kaos> Why do I even bother .Noble Tomas> this isn't science Kaos, its Magic .Hawk> wtf r u guys doing? .Noble Tomas> Normal rules don't apply > .Imperial-Kaos suddenly rememebrs something .Imperial-Kaos> HAWK!! > .Imperial-Kaos punches Hawk .Imperial-Kaos> that's for leaving by the time I came back! .Hawk> what? .Imperial-Kaos> ^_^ .Noble Tomas> We're in a warped SM with Tux-Boy king .Hawk> huh? .Hawk> err.... I didn't want to know... .Imperial-Kaos> And Tomas' c'mon... realistically here .Imperial-Kaos> At least make it a gate or something .Noble Tomas> me and Kaos are on pluto, Kwoks on the moon, and I guess you're on earth .Imperial-Kaos> Then I'd believe it .Imperial-Kaos> But a transporter... no .Noble Tomas> it did it in multiple jumps .Noble Tomas> from one transporter to another .Imperial-Kaos> Then that'd be a whole lot of transporters... .Noble Tomas> I had the cash .Imperial-Kaos> The distance from the moon to Pluto is... veeeeerrry long... KWOKINATOR> Wha? I'm on the moon? .Imperial-Kaos> Kwok's with some polar bears chugging down coke, remember... ^_^ .Noble Tomas> yeah, well, son't tell the Royal Guard, but I stole a number of their transporters to do it .Imperial-Kaos> And this is back when coke used to be laced with coccaine, so... ^_^ > .Imperial-Kaos sighs .Noble Tomas> no, I threw him into the Arena where he was being saved by Tarzan .Imperial-Kaos> Fine, we're on Pluto .Noble Tomas> Thank-you .Noble Tomas> so Hawk, pick a planet .Hawk> errr... .Hawk> do I have too? .Tomas> Yup > .Imperial-Kaos looks down at his stolen uniform and groans in disgust .Imperial-Kaos> Gah, how tacky... > .Hawk floats through space .Tomas> get out of that. You won't need it here .Imperial-Kaos> Buy I guess i gotta stay with it... > .Imperial-Kaos flicks on his watch-thingy again .Imperial-Kaos> This thing is sweet though... .Imperial-Kaos> Hrm... > .Tomas walks to a pannle and opens up a closet filled with black Pluto Military Uniforms .Imperial-Kaos> Well, we're off in the middle of some blasted wasteland on a blasted wasteland planet .Tomas> want one of these instead? .Imperial-Kaos> The nearest city is a thousande kilometers or so away .Imperial-Kaos> So what do we do now, all-knowing one? > .Tomas changes into a Pluto Military Uniform, which really isn't all that tacky .Tomas> simple, the Gates of Time are about a ten minute walk to the south /action changes into a Tux > KWOKINATOR changes into a Tux .Imperial-Kaos> hrm... and you conveniently built a little hut out in the middle of nowhere... .Imperial-Kaos> hrmph... .Military Tomas> yup .Military Tomas> I'm not stupid .Imperial-Kaos> shoulda known the gates would be out in the middle of nowhere... KWOKINATOR> Nothing beats dressing sharp > .Hawk is hit by a star ** KAZERYU just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey Shi .Military Tomas> SHI! .Shi> Yo. > .Hawk dies .Imperial-Kaos> Yo! .Imperial-Kaos> Hey bro! .Military Tomas> we're in a warped SM universe .Imperial-Kaos> [that Tomas apparently came from...[ .Shi> That's bad. I'm in the bar. > .Shi gets a bottle of sake .Military Tomas> Tux Boys ruleing and Me and Kaos are on pluto planning to use the gates to go back in time and kill him > .Imperial-Kaos hopes Kwok logged all of this... > .Hawk 's dead body is being dragged through space by the star .Imperial-Kaos> erm... hold on a minute .Military Tomas> I'm logging it .Imperial-Kaos> I thought we were going home?? .Military Tomas> have been since the start of the green hill /log Please specify an e-mail address and a subject line: "/LOG member@domain.com subject line" .Military Tomas> I want to kill Tux-boy first, and he's on the way /log k Please specify an e-mail address and a subject line: "/LOG member@domain.com subject line" .Imperial-Kaos> heh, we have us beating on the pisser... kewl ^_^ /log kwokinator@animefanfics.com Chat (Already logging) (Logging 66115 bytes in 1432 lines at 17-DEC-2000 02:25) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") .Military Tomas> it should only take us an extra minute or two Kaos .Imperial-Kaos> ... .Imperial-Kaos> Murder a baby? .Imperial-Kaos> I dunno... /action appears in front of Tomas and Kaos, dressed in a tux > KWOKINATOR appears in front of Tomas and Kaos, dressed in a tux .Imperial-Kaos> Steph'd probably... well, she'd probably not like that... .Military Tomas> no, I was gonna get him right ... NOW! KWOKINATOR> Wassup, dudes and duddettes? .Military Tomas> attacks Kwok /action looks around frantically > KWOKINATOR looks around frantically KWOKINATOR> Steph? Where? > .Imperial-Kaos blinks and pretends to look like a confused guard > .Military Tomas stops and sees its Kwok .Imperial-Kaos> What's going on? .Military Tomas> its Kwok .Imperial-Kaos> What in the name of her majesty are you doing? .Military Tomas> the idiot .Imperial-Kaos> Long live the Empire! KWOKINATOR> The WHAT? .Imperial-Kaos> Sieg Zeon!! /action elbows Tomas on the head > KWOKINATOR elbows Tomas on the head .Imperial-Kaos> erm... nevermind that last line... .Military Tomas> cpome on, ;lets go. We'll nail Endy when he's in his early teens okay? /name Smith .Smith> Once Zion is destroyed, I can get out... /name KWOKINATOR .Imperial-Kaos> I dunno... do we really have to? .Military Tomas> oh hell, lets just go home .Imperial-Kaos> I mean... things dont look so bad .Shi> heh. I remember Zeon. Demon king guy from the game Shining Force 2... .Imperial-Kaos> Sure the people are a bunch of pansy wusses, but... .Military Tomas> if we concentrate oin the bar we should be okay when we enter the gates, bbut don't think of anything else .Imperial-Kaos> Okay, home it is!! > .Imperial-Kaos brightens up .Military Tomas> lets go home .Imperial-Kaos> What happens if we think of something else? 0_o > .Military Tomas leads the group out the door and towards the gate KWOKINATOR> We're going home? /action keeps thinking about Steph on the way to the gate > KWOKINATOR keeps thinking about Steph on the way to the gate .Military Tomas> you get lost in the gates and will end up floating around in the void for a few dozen years .Imperial-Kaos> ... .Imperial-Kaos> okay... ^_^; > .Imperial-Kaos wonders if that would be fun... .Military Tomas> so I suggest you think of only the bar .Military Tomas> I did it. It is not fun KWOKINATOR> So we go in now? > .Imperial-Kaos shrugs .Imperial-Kaos> Let's roll /EXIT KWOKINATOR> - signed off - /JOIN 9 I'm sorry, the Conference group you want to join just ended. /who GROUP LIST: 02:31:53 62) Fanfics Military Tomas, Imperial-Kaos, Hawk, Shi - idle KWOKINATOR AVAILABLE LIST: () = in conf (KWOKINATOR/JW), (KAOSQU/J), (KAZERYU/J), (BKPHOENIX/J), (JUST_HAWK/J) ------ [5 in this area] /join 62 ** KWOKINATOR just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** (Type Control-Z to exit back to menu) /log kwokinator@animefanfics.com Chat (Already logging) (Logging 69243 bytes in 1505 lines at 17-DEC-2000 02:32) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") .Imperial-Kaos> um... wb? KWOKINATOR> Damn thing refreshed on me > .Military Tomas continues on toward the Gates of time > .Imperial-Kaos follows behind, thinking of the bar... just the bar... just the bar... .Imperial-Kaos> no people... just the bar... .Imperial-Kaos> just the bar... KWOKINATOR> Steph... /action walks into the gate, his mind only on Steph > KWOKINATOR walks into the gate, his mind only on Steph > .Military Tomas wonders if he should stick around and visit his home before going but decides against it > .Imperial-Kaos enters the gate and disappears .Military Tomas> well Kaos here we are\ /action sees nothing > KWOKINATOR sees nothing > .Military Tomas turns around and looks over the land > .Imperial-Kaos looks around too .Military Tomas> its hard to leave home...again > .Imperial-Kaos is actually gone already... ^_^ .Military Tomas> am I strong enough to do it? > .Imperial-Kaos appears in the bar, landing on the ground lightly > .Imperial-Kaos spots Shi .Imperial-Kaos> Hey Bro! .Military Tomas> will my memories pull me back? > .Imperial-Kaos looks around .Imperial-Kaos> Hrmph... where's Tomas .Imperial-Kaos> Dont tell me he got emotional all of a sudden... > .Military Tomas continues to gaze over pluto's baren lands > .Imperial-Kaos sighs .Imperial-Kaos> Ah, dammit .Imperial-Kaos> TOMAS YOU BASTARD!! /JOIN 9 I'm sorry, the Conference group you want to join just ended. .Imperial-Kaos> Hurry up already!! > .Military Tomas removes the uniform and stands in his assassin armor .Imperial-Kaos> You cant have all the fun!! > .Imperial-Kaos gives a frustrated sigh and sits on a stool /action looks around and sees nothing but blackness everywhere > KWOKINATOR looks around and sees nothing but blackness everywhere .Imperial-Kaos> And where the hell is Steph KWOKINATOR> Where am I? .Tomas> well home...I guess this is it. The last time I'll see you with more than two people alive .Imperial-Kaos> Heck, where's Kwok...? /action 's voice echoes through wherever he is > KWOKINATOR 's voice echoes through wherever he is > .Tomas sighs KWOKINATOR> It's all black! There's nothing here! KWOKINATOR> Hello? *echoes* KWOKINATOR> Steph? .Tomas> well, Pluto, wish me luck. KWOKINATOR> Tomas? KWOKINATOR> Kaos? KWOKINATOR> Hawk KWOKINATOR> Shi? > .Tomas turns toward the gates KWOKINATOR> Anyone? .Teenaged-Steph> Wait up Kay, let me get my books! > .Tomas sense something wronge > .Shi has fallen asleep over his sake bottle. *SNORE* > .Teenaged-Steph opens the door to her closet, letting the light stream in and revealing Kwok > .Teenaged-Steph blinks .Tomas> what??!! .Teenaged-Steph> Um... hello...? .Tomas> this is...wierd .Teenaged-Steph> What are you doing in my closet? .Tomas> the gates... /action shields his eyes from the light > KWOKINATOR shields his eyes from the light .Tomas> so....It was KWOK who did it KWOKINATOR> S-Steph? F-fancy meeting you here!! .Tomas> heh, should have know > .Teenaged-Steph blinks again .Teenaged-Steph> I'm sorry, do I know you? /action grabs a nearby coat hanger and dances out of the closet with it > KWOKINATOR grabs a nearby coat hanger and dances out of the closet with it .Teenaged-Steph> And... erm... .Tomas> well, one more mystery of life solved! > .Teenaged-Steph trails off, looking flustered .Teenaged-Steph> What are you doing in my closet? > .Tomas brings a picture of the Bar into his mind and walks into the Gates > .Shi mumbles in his sleep. "Universe rebooted... Aspects erased..." KWOKINATOR> Closet? Oh yes, *points to the coat hanger* Patty-chan likes corsets > .Tomas apears from thin air in the bar with Shi and Kaos .Tomas> well guys, I'm here .Teenaged-Steph> ... > .Teenaged-Steph slowly backs away from the closet .Hawk> ... .Teenaged-Steph> Y-you... stay as long as you like mister... > .Tomas walks over to Shi and wakes him up .Teenaged-Steph> I have to go to school now... .Teenaged-Steph> Bye! .Tomas> Up and Moving SHi! > .Teenaged-Steph dashes out of her room without her books > .Hawk crashes into a planet along with the star .Tomas> Say, Kaos, did you see Kwok? KWOKINATOR> School? Bye!! /action looks at the coat hanger > KWOKINATOR looks at the coat hanger > .Kaos looks up .Kaos> Huh? KWOKINATOR> Say goodbye to S-S-Steph, Patty-chan! > .Tomas walks out of the bar and looks at the Hawk Crater .Kaos> Ah, see you're finally back! > .Hawk lifts the star off of him and throws it to the side, crushing a pedestrian .Tomas> Yup .Kaos> As for Kwok... no .Kaos> But there's something funny going on .Shi> Oro? Why you waking me up..? .Tomas> did you know that it was Kwok who caused Pluto to have to guard the Gates of Time Constantly? .Kaos> I sense... sis... she's having some trouble with something .Tomas> Its Kwok, probably /action sneezes > KWOKINATOR sneezes > .Hawk walks off > .Kaos sighs KWOKINATOR> Who the hell is talking about me... .Hawk> Kwok? .Tomas> he wasn't thinking of the bar when he went through. he probably ended up in steph's past KWOKINATOR> I hope it's Steph thinking about me... *sighs* .Kaos> great, he probably got lost in time or something with his luck... .Tomas> you know how obsessive he is of her .Hawk> didn't the bar burn down? .Tomas> the only word in his head was probably Steph /name The .Tomas> nope, the Bars fine > .Kaos mutters to himself and broods over a glass of Slice /action only word in Kwok's head is STILL Steph ^_^;; > .The only word in Kwok's head is STILL Steph ^_^;; .Tomas> Yo Shi! /name KWOKINATOR .Tomas> most likely .Shi> What? .Tomas> your character was accepted into the RPG .Shi> I know.' .Tomas> your listed in the role list .Tomas> you could have told me .Hawk> as who? /action turns around and hits his head on the side door > KWOKINATOR turns around and hits his head on the side door .Shi> I haven't checked my email, but i saw the cast list. KWOKINATOR> Ite! > .Teenaged-Steph bursts out of her house and into her yard, running up to teenaged-Kaos, who's leaning against the picket fence, apparently bored .Shi> I only saw it a minute ago! .Tomas> did the GM tell you anything? > .Hawk turns around and bumps into Kwok .Hawk> Ow! .Tomas> oh .Teenaged-Steph> Kay!! .Teenaged-Steph> There's a strange man in my room! .Shi> I dunno, I ain't checked my mail. KWOKINATOR> Hawk! What are you doing here? .Tomas> well, go check your e-mail and let me know > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks .Teenaged-Kaos> Huh? .Tomas> I need to know if I'm gonna have to rework any of the SL history .Hawk> I don't know.... .Hawk> Where is here? KWOKINATOR> I don't know... .Teenaged-Steph> Some strange guy was in my closet!! And he's acting weird!! KWOKINATOR> Somewhere related to S-Steph, I think. I saw her a-a while ago... > .Hawk trips and get his head stuck through a clothes hanger /action 's eyes glazes over again > KWOKINATOR 's eyes glazes over again > .Teenaged-Kaos looks Steph over .Teenaged-Kaos> I thought you got your books? .Hawk> ack! .Teenaged-Steph> I SAID THERE'S SOME WIERDO IN MY ROOM!! > .Hawk grasps at the hanger, trying to pry it off of his neck .Tomas> hey Kaos, as the only one able to timetravle, should I go get Kwok? > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Shi> Aha. Tomas, no changes need to be made. /action sighs and doesn't see anything > KWOKINATOR sighs and doesn't see anything .Teenaged-Kaos> Well geez, ya shouldn't have let him in then... > .Kaos waves a hand .Kaos> nah .Tomas> okay. she liked it? .Kaos> let him do whatever the hell he wants .Shi> Yep. .Tomas> okay, if you say so. .Kaos> he's a responsible adult... sorta... .Teenaged-Steph> ... I didn't let him in! .Teenaged-Steph> I dont know how he got in there!! > .Hawk trips and falls on Kwok > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks .Teenaged-Kaos> Oh! .Hawk> Get it off! .Teenaged-Kaos> So... what do you want me to do about it? .Tomas> anything specific she liked Shi? /action is squished by Hawk and sighs > KWOKINATOR is squished by Hawk and sighs KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Teenaged-Kaos> Don't you think we should get to school or something...? > .Hawk gets tangled in a pair of pants, and has a shirt stuck on his head .Teenaged-Steph> ... I dont know! Do something!! .Shi> Nah, just said it was good. .Tomas> Kaos...I got a real bad feeling about Kwok. I think I should go get him .Hawk> Can't see! .Tomas> okay ** CATWHO just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** /action sighs again > KWOKINATOR sighs again KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Kaos> yeah yeah... you sound like my mother... KWOKINATOR> Hey .Hawk> Get it off! .Catherine Who> k, like, I should be asleep... .Tomas> Hiya Cat .Kaos> Bah, why dont you ask Sis about it .Kaos> Time's her domain /action sighs as music starts playing in the background > KWOKINATOR sighs as music starts playing in the background KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Hawk> or hung over? .Tomas> Kaos...what if Hawk ended up with Kwok? and if they fuse... KWOKINATOR> Love me tender, love me long, take me to your heart > .Hawk falls against the closet door KWOKINATOR> For it's there, that I belong, and we'll never part... .Hawk> Ow! .Catherine Who> but I just HAD to share my latest female object'd drool with all. Her name is Chisiko and she's one of Katie's original characters. .Kaos> What's Hawk got to do with this? .Tomas> he never got back to our time KWOKINATOR> Chikuso? ^_^; .Hawk> heh > .Kaos blinks .Kaos> Point being? .Catherine Who> http://www.catwho.net/anime/art/chisiko3.jpg > .Hawk bangs against the closet door .Hawk> What is this thing! .Tomas> he's still out there, and laws of stupidity state that Kwok will attract pewople to him .Hawk> It's like a force field! .Catherine Who> nope, her name is Chisiko. She's a brand spankin original character /action sings Love Me Tender over and over again, dedicated to Steph > KWOKINATOR sings Love Me Tender over and over again, dedicated to Steph .Catherine Who> Anyway, I figured you guys would like her, as she's 18 years old and I drew her...very...feminine. KWOKINATOR> Wha? Chikuso just got a brand new spanking? ^_^; > .Teenaged-Kaos shrugs and walks back into the house, Steph following closely behind KWOKINATOR> Hair a tad long, ne? .Catherine Who> anyway,going to bed for real this time .Catherine Who> Its supposed to be that long .Tomas> g'night cat .Kaos> She reminds me of someone for some strange reason... ^_^ .Catherine Who> She's Touga's daughter from the future .Catherine Who> nighters KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Catherine Who> - signed off - .Tomas> her eyes remoind me of the grey little aliens in abductions KWOKINATOR> Yes, we're definitely nighters. We don't get active until like midnight ^_^ KWOKINATOR> She looks like a Negaverse general if one was completely female and not just gay ^_^; .Tomas> so kaos...want me to get Kwok or not? .Kaos> Hey, I already said know saturn-knows-how-many-times already... .Kaos> If you really want to... knock yourself out /action sings Love Me Tender, then degenerates into sobs > KWOKINATOR sings Love Me Tender, then degenerates into sobs KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Tomas> say Kaos, what if Kwok sees you and recalls that you know steph's measurments and you arn't an aspect yet...? .Kaos> Huh? I've always been an apsect my mortal life... I just didnt know it .Kaos> Anyway, I always carried... some form of defense with me... /action 's ears perked up > KWOKINATOR 's ears perked up .Tomas> oh, well in that case no worries > .Teenaged-Kaos pulls out a large pen .Teenaged-Steph> ... What is that? > .Shi snores gently in a puddle of sake. "Kaos... awake.. early... bad.." .Teenaged-Kaos> Mace. KWOKINATOR> WHAT? Kaos knows Steph's measurements? He must have done some horrible, unspeakable thing to her! KWOKINATOR> That defiler of the innocent! I will not forgive him! /action runs out of the closet in a random direction > KWOKINATOR runs out of the closet in a random direction .Teenaged-Steph> ... Aren't you too young to carry Mace? > .Teenaged-Kaos shrugs .Teenaged-Kaos> Probably .Shi> True... threat.. awaken... power.. /action tramples over the present Kaos > KWOKINATOR tramples over the present Kaos KWOKINATOR> DIE!!! /action punches Kaos > KWOKINATOR punches Kaos > .Teenaged-Kaos hears banging sounds from Steph's room .Teenaged-Kaos> Hey, someone _is_ there!! > .Teenaged-Kaos brightens up, seemingly excited > .Tomas blinks and wonders where Kaos went /action looks arond > KWOKINATOR looks arond .Teenaged-Steph> Hmph... I told you so... KWOKINATOR> around KWOKINATOR> Oh. Hey Tomas KWOKINATOR> Where's Kaos? .Tomas> Kwok...? .Tomas> umm...did you see Hawk? > .Hawk falls through the closet door > .Shi wakes up and drunkenly sways to his feet. He opens a gate, but isn't sober enough to pick a destination. .Hawk> Free! KWOKINATOR> No. Sorry .Hawk> I knew that force field couldn't hold for long .Tomas> Damn! KWOKINATOR> Where's Kaos? .Shi> Bai bai.. .Tomas> wonder where he could be /action fumes > KWOKINATOR fumes > .Shi staggers thru the gateway KWOKINATOR> I'll get you Kaos... .Tomas> you leaving Shi? .Shi> (No.) > .Teenaged-Kaos pushes open the door to Steph's room and walks in, pointing is mace-pen around > .Hawk still can't see .Teenaged-Kaos> Anybody here? .Tomas> okay then, have fun. I need to go get Hawk KWOKINATOR> I'll get you, damn defiler of the innocent. Corruptor of the pure. .Hawk> Where am I...? .Hawk> What's this thing on my head! > .Tomas concentrates on Hawk and teleports, landing infront of teenaged Kaos > .Teenaged-Kaos looks at the strange man muttering darkly and staring at the wall .Tomas> well then, where's Hawk? > .Teenaged-Kaos walks inside the room, Steph still behind him > .Shi can't see either, and bumps into a wall. "What plane is this??" > .Hawk blinks .Teenaged-Steph> That's him Kay... .Hawk> Who's there? > .Tomas Yo Hawk, You alive in here? KWOKINATOR> Boeing 747, Shi ^_^ > .Hawk looks in Kaos' direction .Hawk> Hello? .Hawk> I'm sorta lost > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks again .Tomas> Yo, Hawk, Where the Hell ARE YOU!! > .Shi stumbles out of the bathroom .Teenaged-Kaos> Whoah, two guys...! .Tomas> and where are the lights? > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks again .Teenaged-Kaos> Four?? .Shi> Where in the Multiverse am I now?! KWOKINATOR> DAMN YOU KAOS!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!1 > .Hawk waves his hands around, trying to find something with his hands > .Tomas yanks the clothes off his face and throws them to the ground > .Teenaged-Kaos gives Kwok a strange look .Teenaged-Kaos> huh? .Tomas> Excuse me, I represent a hugh tare in the fabric of space and time > .Teenaged-Steph is hiding from sight behind Kaos /action squints at Teenaged-Kaos > KWOKINATOR squints at Teenaged-Kaos > .Hawk blinks KWOKINATOR> You look too young to be Kaos... .Tomas> I'm here to get rid of these even larger tares in it > .Shi pulls off his sunglasses. "Wait a sec.. there's no lens in these! it's cardboard!" > .Hawk still can't see KWOKINATOR> And what are you doing in the bar? .Teenaged-Kaos> What the hell are you talking about? .Hawk> Kwok, you here? .Hawk> Kaos...? .Teenaged-Kaos> I'm the only Kaos in the whole US of A! .Hawk> Where am I?!? > .Tomas opens a gateway .Teenaged-Kaos> But most call me Kay... Kaos _is_ a little weird... KWOKINATOR> I'm in the bar! Well, NEAR the bar > .Tomas grabs Hawk and throws him into the Bar rthrough the gateway > .Shi staggers into the back of kwok > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks .Shi> This ain't the bar. .Teenaged-Kaos> there's no bar around her... /action elbows behind him on reflex > KWOKINATOR elbows behind him on reflex > .Hawk blinks before crashign into the ground > .Tomas grans Shi and shoves him through the gateway KWOKINATOR> Shi? > .Teenaged-Kaos catche sight of Shi and stares .Shi> Dude, we are... like.. so in the PAST! .Tomas> grabs .Teenaged-Kaos> You kinda look... familiar... KWOKINATOR> We are? .Tomas> Shi, You're going back to the bar, NOW .Teenaged-Kaos> And now that I think about it... KWOKINATOR> Dude! /exit KWOKINATOR> - signed off - /join 62 ** KWOKINATOR just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** (Type Control-Z to exit back to menu) > .Hawk stumbles back and around crashing into things > .Tomas Throws Shi through the Gateway /action looks around > KWOKINATOR looks around .Teenaged-Kaos> I feel like I know you too... > .Hawk falls through the gateway and on top of Kwok .Shi> I don't wanna! Bad Tomas! I wanna hangs in the.. aaahhh! .Tomas> Kwok, Your next > .Shi flies thru the gate .Hawk> Hello? KWOKINATOR> Next? Where? > .Hawk grabs at the shirt on his head and tears it off > .Tomas grabs Kwok and throws him through the gateway > .Teenaged-Kaos is watching on in confusion as he feels the strangely familiar energy whirling around the roo, KWOKINATOR> AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! .Tomas> back to the bar > .Hawk sees Tomas throwing pple and backs away > .Teenaged-Steph peeks over Kaos's shoulders, wide-eyed KWOKINATOR> That's it. Tomas is gonna kill me. Goodbye cruel world... KWOKINATOR> Goodbye, Steph... > .Hawk grabs Kwok's arm .Teenaged-Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Teenaged-Kaos> Well, that was... weird .Tomas> I'm sorry about this disturbance in your lives. Beleave me when I say we'll be causing faar greater disturbances for you in the future > .Teenaged-Kaos sighs .Hawk> I got ya! ^_^ .Teenaged-Kaos> Ah geez, I didnt get to use my mace... > .Tomas gives the two a sweeping bow .Shi> No way I'm hanging in the bar. Time to jet.. > .Hawk blinks at Kaos KWOKINATOR> Huh? I'm not DEAD? .Tomas> until the future then > .Teenaged-Kaos turns around in disappointment, Steph falling a few steps back > .Shi opens a gate and lets the Invaders into the Bar > .Tomas walks through the gateway and closes it behind him .Shi> Have fun, boys. Play nice.. > .Hawk blinks as his arms is severed .Teenaged-Kaos> and there goes the last of them... .Hawk> ARGH! /action snaps his fingers and a shower of Sakura petals fall around him > KWOKINATOR snaps his fingers and a shower of Sakura petals fall around him > .Tomas repoens the gateway to the past jumps through and closes it back up again .Tomas> On second thought > .Teenaged-Kaos sighs and sprays a jet of mace at Steph's shorts on a whim > .Hawk grasps his arm and runs around Steph room > .Shi opens a random gate and leaps thru .Teenaged-Steph> ... .Hawk> OW!!!!!!!! .Tomas> i think I'll go visit some people I know here. > .Teenaged-Steph punches Kaos .Shi> Have fun with the Invaders! Don't mess up the bar! > .THE END turns into a monkey and commences astral projection .Tomas> If you could direct mne to an airport? > .THE END . > .Hawk blinks > .Hawk steals the cookies and sneers > .Shi pops out in the future > .Hawk waves a hand over his arm and heals it > .Kaos looks up and glances around .Shi> Now.. where in the multiverse am I? > .Tomas is still waiting for one of the teenagers to give him directions to an airport .Kaos> [Okay, what's going on now?? I thought everybody returned to the bar?? ^_^;] .Tomas> um...are you two alive? KWOKINATOR> I'm in the bar .Hawk> Not me... .Shi> [I left again. And let the Invaders into the Bar.] .Tomas> [Shi let the invaders into the bar so I decided to stay in the past] KWOKINATOR> Apparently, most- KWOKINATOR> AH! Invaders! .Hawk> I fell back through the gateway, tried to pull Kwok back .Hawk> and got my arm cut in half when Tomas closed that gateway /action crouches down on the ground, trembling with pain > KWOKINATOR crouches down on the ground, trembling with pain .Tomas> oops KWOKINATOR> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! .Tomas> we'll hit an SMJ universe and have it replaced at somepoint Hawk /name Sakura Knight .Tomas> or you can do that Namek trick and grow a new arm > .Teenaged-Kaos turns around, rubbing his jaw and blinks .Teenaged-Kaos> Hey, you're back!!! .Hawk> Don't worry, I healed it already > .Teenaged-Kaos looks at Hawk /action shoots a steady stream of sakura petals at the Invaders > .Sakura Knight shoots a steady stream of sakura petals at the Invaders > .Hawk blinks at Kaos .Tomas> so...an airport? where can I find one? .Sakura Knight> Die!! .Teenaged-Kaos> erm... what happeend to your arm? .Hawk> Do I know you? You look familiar > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks and scratches his head .Tomas> Yeah, the Aspect of Death accidently let loose a horde of these things that kill gods for fun into our Bar so we decided to stay here .Teenaged-Kaos> I dunno... maybe you saw me when I was a kid and you're my long lost uncle or something? > .Hawk studies Kaos closely .Hawk> No.... .Hawk> I'm not that old > .Tomas sighs > .Teenaged-Kaos shrugs > .Hawk bops Kaos on the head .Tomas> why am I the only one who ever understands timetravle? > .Teenaged-Steph snickers as Kaos is bopped .Teenaged-Kaos> Ow! > .Shi wanders aimlessly around the future .Teenaged-Kaos> What was that for you freak?! .Hawk> You-Kaos! .Hawk> It is you! .Hawk> I recognize that Ow! > .Teenaged-Kaos socks Hawk in the gut .Tomas> Say Stephanie, correct? Do you know where I could buy some cookies? I'm kinda hungry .Teenaged-Kaos> Leave me alone ya weirdo! > .Hawk takes Kaos' sock and looks at it oddly .Teenaged-Kaos> ... .Hawk> Eww....stinky ^_^; .Tomas> He hasn't awakend Hawk > .Teenaged-Kaos snaps a kick at Hawk > .Hawk ducks .Teenaged-Kaos> Leggo of me ya idiot! .Hawk> Ack! > .Hawk tossed the sock away > .Teenaged-Steph hasnt heard Tomas yet and is giggling at Kaos and Hawk > .Teenaged-Kaos mutters to himself, giving Hawk dark looks as he recovers his shoe and socks .Tomas> hmm...well Kaos can't do mass damage yet so It doesn't matter much .Tomas> Oh well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna try to book passage to Pluto now > .Tomas heads for the door > .Teenaged-Steph turns to Tomas, blinking as she heard that .Teenaged-Steph> did he just say he's going to Pluto...? > .Hawk blinks > .Teenaged-Kaos mutters something to himself, still eyeing Hawk, and nods .Tomas> Yeah Pluto, farthest Planet in the solar system .Hawk> Wow... that was new... .Teenaged-Steph> what a... weirdo... .Tomas> Not really .Hawk> who're you callin' a weirdo? .Tomas> just need to open a gate > .Hawk snorts .Teenaged-Steph> ... .Tomas> I live in the palace there .Hawk> Take a look at Kaos lately? > .Tomas blinks .Tomas> Oh Yeah! They don't know about the Silver Millenium yet, do they? .Teenaged-Steph> Look mister, I'm not stupid okay! .Teenaged-Steph> I have a 3.8 gpa average! > .Teenaged-Steph mutters to herself > .Hawk blinks .Teenaged-Steph> and I'll improve it too! .Tomas> hmm...say I think there was an ECC around here .Hawk> Sound stupid ta me.... .Hawk> Besides, was talkin' 'bout Kaos... .Teenaged-Steph> There's no palace on... Pluto... /name KWOKINATOR > .Tomas summons his black assassin armor and golden sword .Teenaged-Steph> And you definietly can't get there! .Hawk> wtf are you talkin' about? /action suddenly appears behind Hawk and punches him in the back > KWOKINATOR suddenly appears behind Hawk and punches him in the back > .Teenaged-Steph blinks .Teenaged-Steph> ... > .Hawk punches Kwok back KWOKINATOR> How dare you swear at Steph?! DIE!!! .Hawk> Back off Freak! .Tomas> yeah and I wasn't an assassin a couple a thousand years ago, at least officially > .Teenaged-Kaos is leaning back in the shadows > .Hawk kicks Kwok in the groin .Teenaged-Kaos> Buncha freaks... > .Hawk punches Kaos in the face .Hawk> Look who's talkin'! /action blocks Hawk's kick and does a leg sweep on him > KWOKINATOR blocks Hawk's kick and does a leg sweep on him > .Hawk hops over the sweep > .Teenaged-Kaos ducks and grabs Hawk, throwing him out the open window KWOKINATOR> Apologize to Steph!! .Tomas> oh yeah! My Void Blade! > .Hawk grabs the window sill and swings back in .Teenaged-Kaos> Get out of here already! .Teenaged-Kaos> you're freakin out Steph! > .Tomas runs his finger on the edge .Tomas> hehe .Tomas> looks like the trip through the gates repaired it .Tomas> kewl .Hawk> She deserves to be freaked! .Tomas> huh? oh, okay > .Hawk steps on Kaos' face /action punches Hawk > KWOKINATOR punches Hawk > .Teenaged-Kaos grabs a geometry book and slams it on Hawk's fingers > .Hawk hops over to Kwok's face > .Tomas opens a Gate to Pluto's royal palace KWOKINATOR> Take that back!!! > .Teenaged-Kaos watches as Hawk falls back to the ground .Hawk> Fingers? .Tomas> yup, thats the throne room /action dodges Hawk and kicks Hawk in the back > KWOKINATOR dodges Hawk and kicks Hawk in the back > .Hawk bouces up and double kicks Kwok into Kaos .Teenaged-Kaos> [You were hanging from a window sill...??] KWOKINATOR> Apologize to Steph! .Hawk> I swung back in .Tomas> So, anyone want to go visit the Palace with me? > .Hawk leap frogs over Kwok KWOKINATOR> besides, for pain, you need Biology textbooks. Not geometry ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Apologize to Steph NOW!! .Tomas> nho, Calculus causes a LOT of pain > .Hawk walks by Steph and Kwok and Kaos tumble and bops her on the head > .Teenaged-Steph is now looking at fight /action spin kicks Hawk > KWOKINATOR spin kicks Hawk .Tomas> hmm... > .Tomas looks through the gateway > .Hawk ducks .Teenaged-Steph> Um... how do all of you know me? .Hawk> Cya small fry! .Tomas> looks kinda a wreck, doesn't it KWOKINATOR> Calculus does quite a bit on the mind > .Hawk walks out the door and into the hallway .Tomas> oh, we'l;l meet you in the future .Teenaged-Kaos> Will you guys all just... > .Tomas shifts into his Black Tux KWOKINATOR> But Biology textbook is wonderful as a weapon. More effective than Akane' cooking or mallet ^_^ .Teenaged-Steph> GET OUT OF MY HOUSE?? .Tomas> wow...is that possible? .Teenaged-Kaos> Erm... what she said > .Hawk glances back into the bedroom .Hawk> Did someone just say something? KWOKINATOR> Biology textbooks are ^_^ .Tomas> sure. .Tomas> steps through the gateway and into Pluto's Royal Palace KWOKINATOR> They're loke a foot thick ^_^; > .Tomas steps through the gateway and into Pluto's Royal Palace > .Pluto's Royal Palace is just a massive ruin in a massive, icy wasteland .Tomas> So, anyone comming or not? > .Hawk glances over Stephs shoulder .Hawk> Why're Kwok and Kaos wrestling? /action repeatedly pokes Teenaged-Kaos in the chest > KWOKINATOR repeatedly pokes Teenaged-Kaos in the chest > .Tomas shrugs as no one comes and closes the gate > .Teenaged-Kaos stumbles over to Steph, shaking his head .Teenaged-Kaos> This is weird... .Teenaged-Steph> ... KWOKINATOR> You better be nice to Steph, or I'm coming after ou .Teenaged-Steph> C'mon Kay, let's get outta here... KWOKINATOR> you .Teenaged-Steph> They're scaring me... .Hawk> Yeah, just leave us in your house > .Tomas waves his hand and kills the disguise field revealing Pluto's Royal Palace in its normal glory, if deserted .Hawk> You got any cookies, Steph? > .Teenaged-Kaos glares at Kwok and Hawk /action puts on his shades and dons his normal trenchcoat, then whips out a Nokie 8810 > KWOKINATOR puts on his shades and dons his normal trenchcoat, then whips out a Nokie 8810 .Teenaged-Kaos> Go screw yourselves you dumbasses! Why dont you just leave her alone? KWOKINATOR> Tank, I need an exit > .Hawk wonders what Kaos is talking about > .Tomas heads into the palace's bathing room and fills one of the oversized tubs with hot water, taking a nice hot long soak /action takes out a nice, big Uzi from his trenchcoat and points it at Kaos' face > KWOKINATOR takes out a nice, big Uzi from his trenchcoat and points it at Kaos' face KWOKINATOR> Be nice to Steph, or die > .Teenaged-Steph dashes out of the room, down the stairs, and outside, where she leans against a wall, breathing heavily > .Hawk blinks .Teenaged-Steph> W-what's... going on? > .Tomas gets out of the tub and redresses .Tomas> man, that felt good .Tomas> time to check up on the others > .Hawk leaves the room and walks down the hallway /action puts the Uzi back where it belongs, then jumps through the window out of the house, somehow not breaking the closed window > KWOKINATOR puts the Uzi back where it belongs, then jumps through the window out of the house, somehow not breaking the closed window /action waves to Steph > KWOKINATOR waves to Steph KWOKINATOR> See ya! > .Tomas opens a gateway and steps out, ending up outside Steph's home /action flies up into the air and away > KWOKINATOR flies up into the air and away > .Hawk glances around the hallway > .Teenaged-Kaos shakes his head and runs out down the stairs > .Hawk blinks as Kaos runs past him > .Teenaged-Steph sees Kwok and backs off .Hawk> Where AM I!?!?!?! .Teenaged-Steph> W-Who are you? .Teenaged-Steph> Just... just leave me alone!! /action flew away already > KWOKINATOR flew away already > .Tomas watches Kwok fly away > .Hawk can hear Steph and is wondering what she's talking about > .Teenaged-Steph sighs .Tomas> man...Plu-chan's gonna kill me for this one .Hawk> Didn't Kwok fly away ^_^; > .Teenaged-Steph curls up by her fence > .Tomas sits down and leans against a wall getting seriously depressed .Teenaged-Steph> This isn't happening... this isn't happening... .Tomas> I can't believe all this shit is happening > .Hawk walks down the stairs and heads for the front door .Shi> - signed off - .Tomas> How the Hell did Kwok get back here? .Tomas> and where the hell did Shi go? > .Hawk turns into the kitchen > .Kaos is, meanwhile, watching the Invaders rampaging across the bar around him as he sips his glass of Slice .Tomas> And what in the world is Hawk doing? .Kaos> Geez... weird day... .Tomas> My god...Plu-chan is gonna have my head KWOKINATOR> you should be glad ^_^ > .Hawk opens the fridge and sticks his head in > .Teenaged-Kaos appears outside and sees Steph .Tomas> this has got to be the WORST thing thats happened to me in years > .Hawk 's head appears next to Kwok .Hawk> What the fuck! This is one messed up fridgerator > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks, hoppong up on a nearby fence, sitting down carefully on it KWOKINATOR> Eek! Perverted member flying in the sky! ^_^;; > .Tomas slams his fist into the grond releasing a Ripper Blast across Steph's yard tearing it up .Teenaged-Kaos> Steph? .Hawk> My higher head, dork! KWOKINATOR> heh ** KAZERYU just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** > .Teenaged-Steph looks up as the ground shakes fromt he attack and pales KWOKINATOR> wb .Teenaged-Steph> This isnt happening... this isnt happening... .Shi> Major crash, sorry. KWOKINATOR> 'sokay > .Kaos looks up from his Slice as the Invaders tear apart the bar > .Hawk pulls his head out of the fridge and stick it back in .Kaos> Hey bro > .Tomas raises his arms and points them away and into the sky .Tomas> SHI SHI HOKOUDAN! .Kaos> Have a seat > .Hawk 's head appears out of the holes in Stephs yard .Hawk> What kinda fucked up.... > .Hawk glances around > .Tomas launches the giant Ki blast high into the air /action 's eyes widens as the Shi Shi Hokodan approaches him > KWOKINATOR 's eyes widens as the Shi Shi Hokodan approaches him > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks, distracted by the strange sights around him .Hawk> What the hell happened here!? .Teenaged-Kaos> Whoah... this is... cool! KWOKINATOR> Moko Takabisha! > .Hawk blinks at Kaos .Hawk> Oro? > .Tomas watches the explosion in the sky .Tomas> gee...hope I didn't hit an airplane > .Teenaged-Kaos watches in excitement as the beams of ki collide and all sorts of fancy stuff happen /action stealthily and quickly flies behind Steph > KWOKINATOR stealthily and quickly flies behind Steph > .Teenaged-Kaos notes Hawk's head with interest as ell KWOKINATOR> Boo! /action flies away again > KWOKINATOR flies away again .Tomas> hmm...wonder whats up there? > .Teenaged-Steph gives a choked scream > .Hawk looks at Kaos then Steph startled > .Tomas raises a hand and points it at Kwok > .Teenaged-Steph burries her head in her arms .Hawk> What happened! Who killed who!? .Tomas> ELEMEKIAN LANCE! > .Teenaged-Kaos is distracted by the sound of Steph's sobs .Teenaged-Kaos> Huh? > .Tomas shoots a green blast at Kwok .Teenaged-Kaos> Steph? > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks > .Hawk pulls his head out of the fridge and runs outside /action changes the code of the blast so that it turns into a roast chicken > KWOKINATOR changes the code of the blast so that it turns into a roast chicken .Hawk> What going on!?! KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Shi> Huh? Whaz goin' on? Who is Tomas fightin'? .Tomas> What the fuck... .Hawk> What the fuck is right.... > .Tomas watches a roast chicken hit Kwok in the face > .Teenaged-Kaos ignores Hawk and hops onto the ground in front of Steph, kneeling down .Teenaged-Kaos> Steph... /action bites the roast chicken > KWOKINATOR bites the roast chicken .Teenaged-Kaos> What's wrong? > .Hawk coughs .Teenaged-Steph> Everything's... messed up... .Tomas> I think the poor girl is traumatized? KWOKINATOR> It's Akane! ^_^ .Kaos> [Just like your fic, Hawk...] > .Hawk walks over to Steph and looks at her curiously .Hawk> heh .Tomas> She's not use to having people who casually wipe out mountains because They're bored in her back yard .Tomas> wonder why?? .Teenaged-Kaos> [front yard...] .Shi> Only one thing to do when this confused.. 'When in panic or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!' err.. wait no! 'Blow it up!' > .Teenaged-Kaos blinks at Steph .Teenaged-Kaos> eh? Messed up? KWOKINATOR> Bah. Give her a few more years, and she'll remember today with fondness when she sees us for the "first time" ^_^ > .Teenaged-Kaos glances behindhim at the uplifted ground and craters .Tomas> If we don't end up killing her first KWOKINATOR> She won't get hurt in my presence > .Teenaged-Steph nods .Tomas> she may get a heart attack from all this > .Shi pulls out his book of "Magic, the Art of making things go 'BOOM'." .Tomas> OOH! .Tomas> Want to learn the World Slave? .Teenaged-Kaos> You mean all these guys going around blowing stuff up? .Tomas> yup > .Hawk blinks > .Teenaged-Steph nods again, still sniffing .Tomas> thats what we do, though we normally target these people who want to brain wash man kind .Teenaged-Kaos> ... /action flies behind Kaos > KWOKINATOR flies behind Kaos .Teenaged-Kaos> GEEZ!! KWOKINATOR> BOo! .Teenaged-Kaos> I thought this was something important .Hawk> what happened? .Shi> World Slave? Whaz that? > .Teenaged-Kaos ignores Kwok .Tomas> I created it > .Hawk smacks Kaos .Hawk> That's not nice! > .Teenaged-Kaos glances at Hawk .Tomas> Its designed to wipe out the unoiverse, but the kewl thing is that you can order it to stop like senshi attacks > .Hawk yawns and looks innocent .Hawk> I don't know what's going on .Teenaged-Kaos>