(Logging at 22-NOV-2000 12:57) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") ** PSAVOLA just joined "Fanfics" (2 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey P .PSavola> Hey Kwok .PSavola> anything of importance? KWOKINATOR> Nope KWOKINATOR> Never important stuff here ^_^ .PSavola> and how did it go with... tomas? after i left.. KWOKINATOR> Lots and lots and lots of chaos .PSavola> oh? you two can cause it that much even if you are alone? odd.... KWOKINATOR> Others came in later, I think KWOKINATOR> After you left I just bugged him for future TBP plots .PSavola> others? why didn't you tell me... i missed all the fun... (yeah right... would have lurked as usual :) KWOKINATOR> Stop lurking :P ** JEFFYSMITH85 just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .Jeffy> whats up KWOKINATOR> Hey .PSavola> noway!! can't step out of hiding if there is too much people around... the danger of being noticed... KWOKINATOR> Nah. We won't notice ya either way, P :P .Jeffy> - signed off - .PSavola> cool... he left... now i can come out of hiding... :P KWOKINATOR> 2 people ^_^ .PSavola> yeah... i become nervous around masses... one of my quirks KWOKINATOR> So? So do I ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Well, not on the Internet... .PSavola> yeah.. there seems to be a difference between us... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> The difference is between lurker and causer of chaos :P .PSavola> oh yeah... finished browsing half of that Anime gallery in search of reference material... .PSavola> some 200 pics seen another half to go.. KWOKINATOR> Whoa... .PSavola> and hey , no thumbnails... have to open every one... KWOKINATOR> Ouch KWOKINATOR> You on dial-up or broadband? .PSavola> uh... dial-up... *grin* KWOKINATOR> Ouc KWOKINATOR> ouhc KWOKINATOR> ouch KWOKINATOR> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> I want broadband ^_^ .PSavola> this working now? had a bit of connection problems... KWOKINATOR> Working .PSavola> cool... so anything you said after that dial-up or broadband connection? KWOKINATOR> Nope /me wants broadband but doesn't have money ^_^ .PSavola> 'kay... so i have Dial-Up.... what about it? KWOKINATOR> Dial-ups and open each pic everytime... KWOKINATOR> Ouch /action wants broadband but cna't afford it > KWOKINATOR wants broadband but cna't afford it .PSavola> yeah.. Ouch... .PSavola> hey no fun... you again locked those action out... trying to keep me from using them? Meanie :P /xmod ** KWOKINATOR is now the group moderator ** /gaction (/ACTION is now allowed) KWOKINATOR> Damn Delphi should really enable actions on default > .PSavola want's broadband too... /acton wants money more though ^_^ /action wants money more though > KWOKINATOR wants money more though > .PSavola has money but doesn't want to use it all just now /action doesn't have money after that mp3 player and hard drive > KWOKINATOR doesn't have money after that mp3 player and hard drive > .PSavola decides this is no fun KWOKINATOR> Well, for me, "fun" is when there's lots of people and more chaos ^_^ .PSavola> yeah.. i would have money for such things... but i do think it's better to save some for the future... KWOKINATOR> Future? What future? ^_^; .PSavola> tomorrow? next year? after school? make your pick or choose all :P KWOKINATOR> No future after school. I've been skipping for the last 3 days in a row now .PSavola> bad Kwok... you should be really ashamed... KWOKINATOR> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> It takes a tremendous amount of willpower to go to school .PSavola> yeah.. and it's me speaking.... me who has NEVER done any homework, or read for exams :P KWOKINATOR> Same here :P .PSavola> or in general worked for school at all... KWOKINATOR> Great minds act alike ^_^ .PSavola> huh? whadda ya mean? .PSavola> even if i do not care for school... i'm still there... KWOKINATOR> I'm in my last year of high school and right now, the chances of college don't look too good .PSavola> College? phooo... who needs college? .PSavola> and why you are not on ICQ? KWOKINATOR> Employers ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Going on now... KWOKINATOR> I don't use ICQ that often .PSavola> hey, just what is your age.... being in last year of high school means pretty much nothing for me... differences in educational system.... KWOKINATOR> 18 KWOKINATOR> I dropped a grade .PSavola> and if your wondering i'm 21... KWOKINATOR> Cool. Our forum population is all under 25 ^_^ .PSavola> yeah.. and having at least one anime hater.. ME... /action shrugs > KWOKINATOR shrugs KWOKINATOR> Don't really care .PSavola> well.. if i tell i also hate all movies? /action shrugs > KWOKINATOR shrugs KWOKINATOR> I love movies, but each to their own, I guess... .PSavola> you don't much care about these things? KWOKINATOR> What things? .PSavola> what i say... or you just don't feel like arguing... quessing on latter.. KWOKINATOR> No, I just think that everyone's entitled to their own opinions on likes and dislikes. If you hate movies and anime, it's your choice. Doesn't bother me a bit. KWOKINATOR> And it SHOULDN'T bother others either .PSavola> yeah... but if i do tell others that... they don't think i'm sane or something... KWOKINATOR> heh. They might, or they might not ** JIVIA just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> hey .Jivia> hello .PSavola> well.. maybe... but if i'm writing a Starwars-Ranma xover and never seem Starwars movie.... KWOKINATOR> Get it from people ^_^ .Jivia> Star Wars rulez > .PSavola spots Jivia and hides behind nearest piece of furniture, that being the sofa > .Jivia scratches his head in confusion KWOKINATOR> Star Trek rulez! Star Wars DROOLZ! ^_^ > .PSavola pops up a sing that reads, "nope, it does not!" /action bops P on the head with the sign > KWOKINATOR bops P on the head with the sign .Jivia> Star Trek? Geez, the only difference between a Klingon and a Romulan can fit on one page...the difference between a Jabba and a Rodian...well, it'd take a while KWOKINATOR> Yes it does! KWOKINATOR> Well.... .Jivia> and you get characters like Mara Jade and Kyle Katarn... .Jivia> All the Sith kick arse > .PSavola hides behind the sofa, wondering what those two are speaking about .Jivia> the Jedi are all wise/sage-like cewl /action has been lost by Jiv about 10 lines ago ^_^ > KWOKINATOR has been lost by Jiv about 10 lines ago ^_^ .Jivia> and not to metion one of the cewlest characters in any fiction: THRAWN!!! .Jivia> Thrawn kicks ass KWOKINATOR> Bah. The Jedis' sword-fighting skills suck > .PSavola pops up another sign from behind the sofa, [yeah... that person even I know] KWOKINATOR> They need to take lessons from McCleod to use the damn lightsabers properly .Jivia> "Admiral Thrawn, what would you have me do?" "Stab his eyes out. If that doesn't loosen his tongue, I shall personally execute him." > .PSavola lost the thread again... KWOKINATOR> Anyone know where I can find a free news server besides Deja? > .Jivia shrugs > .PSavola pops up third sign, [know of that, do i not] KWOKINATOR> k... > .Jivia mumbles something about Yoda wannabes .Jivia> hhmm .Jivia> nothing to read KWOKINATOR> So write ^_^ > .Jivia wonders why PSavola is hiding behind the sofa > .PSavola trows a sign at Jivia's head, [yoda wannabe, am i not. speech like this, mine is] > .Jivia smirks as the sign passes through his ethereal form > .PSavola feels how Jivia is getting interested in his where abouts.. .Jivia> hhmmm, don't feel up to writing at the moment > .PSavola decides to run before he's spotted > .PSavola glances nervously around before pushing the button on his belt KWOKINATOR> Write! It's good for you ^_^ > .PSavola dissipates into thin air whit a high pithced wail > .Jivia scratches his head in confusion .Jivia> yum, tater-tots KWOKINATOR> Tater-tots? > .PSavola feels that Jivia is still confused what it all was about, but decides Kwok can explain if he wants to .Jivia> yes, do explain Kwok > .PSavola materializes one final sign dropping it on Jivias head, [later see you must i, off i have to go] .PSavola> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> See ya! KWOKINATOR> Explain what? > .Jivia yawns as the sign passes through him .Jivia> why he was hiding from me... KWOKINATOR> He doesn't like peopel ^_^ .Jivia> hhmmm, strange boy KWOKINATOR> Well, he leaves every time the chaos starts so... .Jivia> shows that he's smart ;-) KWOKINATOR> Nah. that's when all the fun starts ^_^ ** NEKORURI just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .SunLord> Hey KWOKINATOR> Hey .Neko SunLord> :P .Neko SunLord> i love tv out :P KWOKINATOR> Write more ^_^ .Neko SunLord> im sititng in my front room KWOKINATOR> Nice, big screen... .Neko SunLord> tv our and raido wireless keyboard and mouse rule! .Jivia> hello, hello .Jivia> bah...got a headache, can't concencrate on writing .Neko SunLord> hehe .Neko SunLord> loves watchign his digital anime on his nice big tv /action loves killing Sun > KWOKINATOR loves killing Sun /action punches Sun's head off and kick it into the toilet like a soccer ball > KWOKINATOR punches Sun's head off and kick it into the toilet like a soccer ball .Jivia> what video card do you have? .Neko SunLord> Ati All in Wonder Pro .Neko SunLord> Soon to be Matrox G450 eTV .Neko SunLord> ot Ati Radeon 2 All in Wonder .Jivia> hhmmm, I love gibbing some newbie in Unreal Tournament @ 50 fps .Jivia> ;-) .Neko SunLord> i don't play games KWOKINATOR> You wanna die, don't you, Neko? .Jivia> I do...Ratheon sux for games... .Neko SunLord> last game i played was tribed .Jivia> you'll get about 28-34 fps .Neko SunLord> Radeon is pretty good at 32bit res games .Neko SunLord> sucks at 16bit though .Jivia> um, not very many games support 32 bit color .Neko SunLord> new ones are starting to .Neko SunLord> anyways i only watch dvds and write on ym pc .Neko SunLord> for games i play ps ps2 dc or n64 .Neko SunLord> hmm ive gotta jaguar around here also .Neko SunLord> keke only has one game i love and that alian vrs predator .Jivia> hhmmm, never played Half-life? KWOKINATOR> I've got HL .Jivia> or digitized crack...Diablo II? .Jivia> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> But my comp's too crappy .Neko SunLord> I own several game that ive never played .Jivia> Hhmmm, the only game I wanna play on console right now that I haven't played yet is FFIX .Neko SunLord> cc2 bg diable 2 quake 3 arena .Jivia> cc2 sux a big one... .Neko SunLord> i own them but never played them .Jivia> hell, c&c period sux .Neko SunLord> hehe .Neko SunLord> ive played cc2 its ok for networked .Jivia> Warcraft all the way baby .Neko SunLord> yeah warcraft rules! .Neko SunLord> is warcraft 3 out yet? .Neko SunLord> now that is a game i will play :P .Neko SunLord> been playing warcraft since msdos warcarft I version .Jivia> right now I'm hooked on Homeworld: Cataclysm...that game is cewl .Neko SunLord> hmm ive seen it but enver bought it .Neko SunLord> other game i liek is TA .Jivia> heh, TA rocks too... .Neko SunLord> i only liek entwork multi player games .Jivia> Waiting for Team Fortress 2 to come out...it and Black and White .Neko SunLord> Red Alert and the such .Neko SunLord> old School red alert .Neko SunLord> not that new one based on cc2 .Neko SunLord> starcraft was fun also .Jivia> yep .Neko SunLord> hmm i shoudl play diablo 2 sometime .Jivia> you shouldn't, you won't put it down for a while .Jivia> like I said, it's digitized crack .Neko SunLord> hehe .Neko SunLord> no FF9 will be digitized crack .Neko SunLord> hmm .Neko SunLord> if there one game i want for the ps 2 is G Saviour or GT3 .Neko SunLord> hrmm .Jivia> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> ... .Neko SunLord> sigh .Neko SunLord> dead .Neko SunLord> dead .Neko SunLord> dead ** JUST_HAWK just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .Hawk> I'm much calmer now KWOKINATOR> HeY Hawk .Hawk> hey .Hawk> SunLord not here right? KWOKINATOR> He's here KWOKINATOR> For a change ^_^ .Hawk> is he talking? KWOKINATOR> he WAS talking .Hawk> heh KWOKINATOR> Write more ATS ^_^ .Hawk> actually, was hoping to get out of my MU block KWOKINATOR> Lemme help... KWOKINATOR> I'll write a hot Ranma/Ranko lemon for ya to get pass your block ^_^ /action thinks Hawk is stunned to silence ^_^ > KWOKINATOR thinks Hawk is stunned to silence ^_^ .Neko SunLord> hmm? .Neko SunLord> what you don't like em or something Hawk? KWOKINATOR> He likes the idea so much he's speechless ^_^ .Hawk> sorry was looking over the forum KWOKINATOR> oh .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Nothing much to look over... .Hawk> not really .Hawk> need to make Ranko's profile... KWOKINATOR> the post per day rate is pathetic these days .Hawk> i'll start today by doign that .Hawk> yup .Neko SunLord> :( not really? :( he no like me :( KWOKINATOR> Sun, the Winamp alarm didn't work too well ^_^; KWOKINATOR> It woke me up, but I turned it off and went right back to sleep while being semi-conscious ^_^ .Neko SunLord> keke .Neko SunLord> well between my alarm clock my pc and my radio i get woken up KWOKINATOR> I need an alarm that'll blare again 5 min after getting turned off .Neko SunLord> mine does that .Neko SunLord> really annoying .Neko SunLord> espeail when i don't need to get up .Neko SunLord> hehe the lag on i smashed cause ti came one .Neko SunLord> on .Neko SunLord> was a radio alarm... KWOKINATOR> I need mine like that. I tend to be 10-20 percent awake, then I stop the alarm clock and sleep again. Next time I wake up I'm about 50 percent awake, and so on... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Neko SunLord> woke up to country music and i smashed it ** TONYLOCO just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> You REALLY need to smash it. Waking up to crappy music isn't exactly pleasant ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Hey Tony .Neko SunLord> keke no longer keeps a hammer in his room TONYLOCO> do you guys spend all you free time here ?? KWOKINATOR> But have a sledgehammer though right? KWOKINATOR> Me, yeah TONYLOCO> ^_^ TONYLOCO> I'm just passing by .Hawk> i'm dead .Neko SunLord> well i ahvea loaded paintball gun... .Hawk> what should Ranko's last name be? TONYLOCO> still having troubles creating my RPG character KWOKINATOR> Tendo ^_^ .Neko SunLord> hrmm TONYLOCO> NAW .Hawk> that's what i'm thinking .Neko SunLord> Hawk one sec TONYLOCO> how about mirror in Japanese ?? .Hawk> hm.. .Hawk> good idea KWOKINATOR> He's Soun's illegitimate daughter ^_^ TONYLOCO> or reflection KWOKINATOR> She .Neko SunLord> Mizumaki .Hawk> brb .Neko SunLord> use that hawk :P .Hawk> what's that? TONYLOCO> it could help her to get Ranma is she's soun girl /action hits Neko > KWOKINATOR hits Neko KWOKINATOR> Stop plugging your fic! ^_^ .Neko SunLord> what? .Neko SunLord> im not plugign ym fic! KWOKINATOR> Mizumaki .Neko SunLord> i took that out .Neko SunLord> ! KWOKINATOR> Jin Mizumaki ^_^ > .Hawk blinks .Hawk> brb TONYLOCO> I'm planing to have my character trying to hide his past, so he wouldn't have a second name KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah. You took it out, didn't you TONYLOCO> what do you think TONYLOCO> should I or just give him a fake one ?? .Hawk> Got it! .Hawk> Mirako! KWOKINATOR> Fake .Neko SunLord> and it was Jiku i tihnk .Hawk> wait, nm .Tony> what kind of second name should I use KWOKINATOR> Ranko Sanshi .Neko SunLord> no use Mizumaki .Neko SunLord> hehe meand magnet :P .Tony> I would have to be really obvious that the name is fake KWOKINATOR> Hocus Pocus .Neko SunLord> i had Ranma-chans alias as Water Magnet :P KWOKINATOR> Your character should be called Hocus Pocus, Tony ^_^ > .Tony casts I Ching KWOKINATOR> Obviously fake /action > KWOKINATOR consults an anthropologist /noaction > KWOKINATOR pretends to commune with nature, rolls dice, and walks out the door .Tony> something else ?? .Hawk> Ranko Migoto KWOKINATOR> Ranko Bigoto KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Hawk slaps Kwok KWOKINATOR> Ow! .Tony> it doesn't really matters Ranko's second name... she's going to be a Saotome soon KWOKINATOR> Ranko Sluttito! ^_^ .Hawk> ^_^; > .Hawk punches Kwok .Hawk> stop that KWOKINATOR> She can be Italian ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Ow... KWOKINATOR> Hawk likes abusing me... .Hawk> Ranko Genkou .Tony> then it would be Putanna KWOKINATOR> Ranko Gendou .Hawk> Ranko Sha KWOKINATOR> Ranko Ikari .Hawk> just stop Kwok KWOKINATOR> Ranko Ayanami! ^_^ > .Tony pretends to commune with nature and chugs a 2 liter Diet Doctor Pepper .Tony> arrghh .Tony> betrayed .Tony> I hate that stuff .Hawk> i'll use a Japanese war ship name .Hawk> lets see KWOKINATOR> Ranko U-Boat? .Tony> Yamato ?? KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Tony> Macross ?? .Hawk> Ranko Amagi: "Heaven castle," a volcano .Tony> she's Hot !!! .Tony> and has some temper KWOKINATOR> And sluttito ^_^ .Hawk> Ranko Tenryu: "Heaven's Dragon", a river rising at Lake Suwa, in Shinano (q.v.) province - has famous rapids. .Tony> well I have to go KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Hawk> Ranko Jintsu: "Wonderful Godly Works", a river .Tony> my boss is looking at me funy I almost never laugh in my job .Neko SunLord> give her a purdy last namer .Hawk> cya! .Tony> what about my last name ?? > .Hawk blinks .Tony> need one who really sounds fake KWOKINATOR> Rankoloco? ^_^ .Hawk> what's your characters first name Tony? > .Tony bapts KWO in the head .Neko SunLord> Ranko mean Wild Child right? .Tony> Tony .Hawk> yeah .Hawk> k .Tony> she can't be part of my family KWOKINATOR> Then her last name needs to be "In Bed" ^_^ .Tony> I can't hit on her is she is .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Do it, Hawk .Tony> see ya in the night KWOKINATOR> See if anybody can tell ^_^ .Neko SunLord> hmm KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Hawk> Ranko Ayanami: "Wave Patterns", "Weave Wave", (Waves whose beauty suggests figures woven in silk) .Neko SunLord> Ranko Hoshino > .Tony cheers and explodes .Hawk> heh .Tony> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> I vote for Ranko Ayanami .Hawk> Hibiki: "Echo" .Neko SunLord> Hawk use a last name that meand heavenly or goddess :P KWOKINATOR> Simply because I like Rei ^_^ .Hawk> i want something that describes her personality KWOKINATOR> Well, Ranko means Wild Child, so her last name should be In Bed .Neko SunLord> and that is what? KWOKINATOR> That'll describe her personality ^_^ .Neko SunLord> wild and carefree? .Hawk> no .Hawk> let me finish the profile then i'll pick a last name .Hawk> I'm still not sure about her personality .Neko SunLord> well shes gotta love Ranma :P KWOKINATOR> Isn't Ranko a nymph? KWOKINATOR> ^_^; > .Hawk frowns at Kwok .Hawk> just stop KWOKINATOR> Well, the mirror Ranko is... .Neko SunLord> Ranko-chan is a virgin until Ranma anyways /name Ranma .Neko SunLord> :P .Ranma> I say you ain't a virgin anymore!@ /action takes Ranko for a wild, 48 hour ride of her life ^_^ > .Ranma takes Ranko for a wild, 48 hour ride of her life ^_^ .Hawk> Ranko Kamikaze: "Divine (God-made) Wind" /name KWOKINATOR .Hawk> Sawakaze : "Wind from a Swamp" (Lowlands Wind) .Hawk> Minekaze: "Summit Wind" .Hawk> Okikaze: "High Seas Wind" .Hawk> Shimakaze: "Island Wind" .Hawk> Yakaze: "Wind of an Arrow's Flight" .Hawk> Hakaze: "Wind from a Wing Stroke", "Following Wind", or "Wind Dancing in Branches" .Hawk> Nadakaze: "Wind over the Restless (Open) Sea'" .Hawk> Shiokaze: "Wind and Flame ("Sea Breeze") .Hawk> Akikaze: "Autumn Wind" .Hawk> Tachikaze: "Wind from a Swinging Sword", or "Wind From a Sword Stroke" .Hawk> Yukaze: "Evening Wind" .Hawk> Hokaze: ? .Hawk> Nokaze: "Wind over Fields" .Hawk> Numakaze: "Wind over the Marsh" .Hawk> Namikaze: "High Wave and Strong Wind" .Hawk> Kamikaze class .Hawk> Kamikaze: "Divine (God-made) Wind" .Hawk> Asakaze: "Wind from the Sea after Sunrise" (Sea breeze, Morning Breeze) .Hawk> Harukaze: "Spring Wind" .Hawk> Matsukaze: "Wind in the Pines" .Hawk> Hatakaze: "Flag-flying Wind", "Flag-fluttering breeze" .Hawk> Asanagi: "Morning Calm" (Cessation of the Asakaze (q.v.)) .Hawk> Yunagi: "Evening Calm" (Cessation of the Land Breeze) (wind from land after sunset) .Hawk> Oite:Tailwind (Fair or favorable wind) .Hawk> Hayate: "Storm Gust" (Gale) .Neko SunLord> use Shiokaze!!!!!!!!!11 /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs .Hawk> what Kwok? KWOKINATOR> This is boring... /action jumps into the well > KWOKINATOR jumps into the well .Hawk> Furutaka and Aoba classes .Hawk> Furutaka: "Older Falcon" (a mountain) .Hawk> Kako: "Captain", a river .Hawk> Aoba: "Green Leaf", a mountain .Hawk> Kinugasa: "Silk Parasol", a mountain .Hawk> Myoko class .Hawk> Myoko: A volcano .Hawk> Nachi: A mountain in Kii (q.v.) province .Hawk> Haguro: A mountain .Hawk> Ashigara: A mountain .Hawk> Takao class .Hawk> Takao: "High Hero", a mountain NW of Kyoto .Hawk> Atago A mountan near Kyoto .Hawk> Maya: A mountain north of Kobe .Hawk> Chokai: "Bird Sea", a volcano in Ugo province .Hawk> Mogami class .Hawk> Mogami: A river, divides the Ugo and Uzen provinces .Hawk> Mikuma: "Three Corners", a river .Hawk> Kumano: "Snowbell Ringer", a river .Hawk> Suzuya: A river .Hawk> Tone class .Hawk> Tone: "Land Possessor", the river between Musashi (q.v.) and Shimosa provinces .Hawk> Chikuma: A mountain in Tango province /action explodes into gory little pieces on landing > KWOKINATOR explodes into gory little pieces on landing /action griefs for his dearly-departed self > KWOKINATOR griefs for his dearly-departed self KWOKINATOR> Hawk, did you want any logs? .Hawk> Tenryu class .Hawk> Tenryu: "Heaven's Dragon", a river rising at Lake Suwa, in Shinano (q.v.) province - has famous rapids. .Hawk> Tatsuta: "Dragon Field", a river in Yamato (q.v.) province .Hawk> Kuma class .Hawk> Kuma: "Wounded Valley", a river in higo province .Hawk> Tama: "Mountain Top", or "Wetlands", a river in Musashi (q.v.) province, also a mountain and a place name .Hawk> Kitakami: "Territory" - a river and a mountain range in Rikuchu province .Hawk> Oi: "Greater Fountain", a river .Hawk> Kiso: "Steep Slope", a region near Nagano .Hawk> Nagara class .Hawk> Nagara: "River", a river. .Hawk> Isuzu: "Clear Water" or "50 Bells" , a river. .Hawk> Yura: "Sand Region", a river in Tango province .Hawk> Natori: A river .Hawk> Kinu: "Planted Field", a river .Hawk> Abukuma: A river .Hawk> Naka class .Hawk> Naka: "Water", a river .Hawk> Sendai: "Natural lake", a river in Satsuma (q.v.) province .Hawk> Jintsu: "Wonderful Godly Works", a river .Hawk> Yubari class .Hawk> Yubari: "Origin at the Hot Springs", a river .Hawk> Katori class .Hawk> Katori: A river, and shrine founded by Jimmu Tenno, the divine first emperor .Hawk> Kashima: "Ferry Island", a place and shrine in hitachi province .Hawk> Kashii: "Stream Ford", a place on Hakuta bay, and a shrine .Hawk> Agano class .Hawk> Agano: "Slope Water", a river, mouth at Matsusasaki town .Hawk> Noshiro: "Large Passage Through a Plain" - a river in Ugo province .Hawk> Yahagi: "Fletcher" (arrow maker), a river in Mikawa province .Hawk> Sakawa: A river in sagami (q.v.) province .Hawk> Oyodo class .Hawk> Oyodo: "Big Standing Water", a river KWOKINATOR> F@#! .Hawk> what? /name is away > .Hawk looks innocent /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> You keep pasting all these stupid names down when I'm trying to speak!! .Hawk> yesterday's log please .Hawk> the one that had our fight .Hawk> i saw what u had to say KWOKINATOR> Tomas wanted that too right? .Hawk> i think .Neko SunLord> I Still think Shiokaze is the coolest name :P .Neko SunLord> Wind over Flames/Fire .Hawk> k, i'll use that .Neko SunLord> i tihnk tis good description :P .Hawk> hey Kwok, you wanna know the full title of the chapter i thought up .Neko SunLord> hrmm does she have red hair? .Hawk> yes .Neko SunLord> ok yeah then use that :P .Hawk> makes sense .Hawk> I actually have come up with 2 more chapters for MU .Neko SunLord> good black haired ranko is boring .Neko SunLord> :P .Hawk> yup .Neko SunLord> flame red is so much hotter .Hawk> i love the redhead! .Neko SunLord> Dream Girl Redhead with Grean or BLue Eyes :P KWOKINATOR> Blue hair KWOKINATOR> You can't beat Rei's hair colour .Neko SunLord> Kwok that not possible :P .Neko SunLord> Redheadwith green eyes is :P /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs KWOKINATOR> Rei... .Hawk> how bout Hiyokaze .Hawk> means Fire over wind .Neko SunLord> actually redhair blue eyes isa genetic impossible also .Neko SunLord> Hawk either one .Hawk> makes more sense then Wind over Fire .Neko SunLord> hmm yeah .Hawk> cause the hair is fire, her body is the wind .Neko SunLord> use the one you just daid .Neko SunLord> said .Hawk> ^_^; .Neko SunLord> Wild Child Fire Over Wind :P /JOIN Fanfics KWOKINATOR> Damn connection .Hawk> No More Sleep In Tokyo, Tokyo Is On Fire. The Nerima Wrecking Crew Unites! KWOKINATOR> YES! .Hawk> that's the full title .Neko SunLord> lame .Hawk> it's exactly like an anime title would be KWOKINATOR> Scratch the first part .Neko SunLord> :P .Hawk> give away the plot in the title KWOKINATOR> Just Tokyo Is on Fire. The Nerima Wrecking Crew Unites! .Hawk> can't .Neko SunLord> sound slieka Slayers titloe .Hawk> cause Ranma's gonna say the first part of the title .Hawk> but it'll make more sense when he says it .Neko SunLord> eh? KWOKINATOR> The song makes a lot fo sense too ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Nice and hyper .Hawk> heh .Hawk> very fast like the fighting KWOKINATOR> Then the fighting's gonna be a messy all-out brawl ^_^ .Hawk> besides, the Nerima Wrecking Crew only teams up here, then goes back to their old ways .Hawk> nope, Ranma tells pple what to do .Hawk> where to go /name Ranma .Hawk> he's in serious mode .Ranma> Ranko! Get down! /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Nah... .Ranko> And boogie! .Hawk> not like that .Neko SunLord> in MU? .Hawk> he tells pple who to fight > .Neko SunLord ponders having Ranko from MU in his fic :P .Hawk> Ranma, Ranko, all the Senshi, Cologne, Happi, Mousse, Shampoo, and Ryouga shows during the fight .Hawk> Ranma goes after Gos /action ponders on letting Steph have a "guest" appearance in ABC ^_^ > KWOKINATOR ponders on letting Steph have a "guest" appearance in ABC ^_^ .Hawk> Ranko fights a.... .Hawk> 0_o; .Neko SunLord> ^_^; Only time Ranma has ever been truly series was against saffron .Hawk> fights a demon that Ranma killed .Hawk> he can't help being serious .Neko SunLord> ack you can't kill ranma!! .Hawk> Ranma killed the demon .Neko SunLord> YOu Bastard you killed Ranma! .Hawk> um... .Hawk> what r u talkin' about .Neko SunLord> hehe i miss read :P .Hawk> 0_o; .Neko SunLord> im using this magnification software to help read form wherei am .Hawk> that's another big fight in the series. Ranma vs the demon .Hawk> Ranma's nearly killed .Neko SunLord> so does Ranam go All out or ALL OUT .Hawk> not against the demon or Gos .Hawk> the only time he goes all out .Hawk> is at the end agaisnt the main villian .Hawk> villain .Neko SunLord> ok cause Ranma goign ALL out is different from Ranma going all out... /send Neko Should I edit out what OneShot said yesterday about Ranma and stuff? Don't know if he'd want that left out or not .Hawk> the Ranma goes ALL out at the end .Hawk> he goes past ALL out at the end .Neko SunLord> Ranma going all ouis scary /SEND NEKORURI so...?||Should I? .Hawk> Ranma goes all out agaisnt the demon with what he's got .Neko SunLord> Does the villian try and kill his Ranko-chan .Hawk> then he goes all out agaisnt Gos /name Narrator .Hawk> but Ranma goes ALL out at the end .Hawk> farther than he's capable .Narrator> The Battle of the Century! Ranma vs. Gosunguki! .Hawk> no /name KWOKINATOR .Hawk> the battle of the century is at the end .Hawk> no, the villain is all against Ranma .Neko SunLord> hehe only way to stop ALL OUT Ranma is to kill him or the person hes attacking :P .Hawk> cares nothing about Ranma .Hawk> exactly Sun .Hawk> er.. cares not about Ranko that is .Neko SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> Except for her hot, busty body .Hawk> no .Neko SunLord> i like fic where Ranam goes all out to save the girl :P .Hawk> he slaps the shit outta Ranko .Neko SunLord> thats what my fic is KWOKINATOR> I like fics like that too ^_^ .Neko SunLord> Ranma in my fic is umm powerful .Hawk> the villain slaps Ranko once across the face KWOKINATOR> But my fic has it so that Ranma goes all out to KILL a girl ^_^ .Neko SunLord> JWD Ranma is week compared to Ranma in my fic at then true end KWOKINATOR> And Ranma's poor mind snaps like a twig .Neko SunLord> KWOK has only Read the end of CHapter 4 :P .Neko SunLord> :P .Hawk> Ranma uses the golden emotion .Hawk> the really powerful one KWOKINATOR> ... .Neko SunLord> whihc is? .Hawk> have told yet .Hawk> not gonna .Neko SunLord> lot of peopel lsit different emtions .Hawk> only person who knows is Tomas .Neko SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> Love .Hawk> no not love .Neko SunLord> its not Love Rage Depression Joy or Revenge .Hawk> it's an emotion one can never run out of and can keep on making stronger .Hawk> nope KWOKINATOR> Love is the most powerful emotion in existence. It drives all of us, fuels our every action and motivates our every movement .Hawk> none of those .Hawk> nope .Hawk> Love doesn't .Hawk> that's only when you're in love .Neko SunLord> actualy it humanity will that does that KWOK KWOKINATOR> You live to SEARCH for love .Hawk> but what keeps you going in that search? .Neko SunLord> WILL power is what moves the world KWOKINATOR> Exactly, Neko. That's why it should be the "golden emotion" .Hawk> that's the emotion .Hawk> the thing that keeps one going KWOKINATOR> Love! .Neko SunLord> thats the reason theres the say where there a will there a way .Hawk> it has a name .Neko SunLord> saying .Hawk> Not Love! KWOKINATOR> When you loses love, you don't go. You die .Neko SunLord> KWOW you can go wiht out love .Hawk> what fuels you to search for love!? .Hawk> that's the emotion! KWOKINATOR> You either die or suffer a painful existence where the entire world is a bleak place .Hawk> not Love itself KWOKINATOR> Desire? .Hawk> not desire KWOKINATOR> Satisfaction? KWOKINATOR> Fulfillment? .Hawk> no .Hawk> no .Neko SunLord> Courage? KWOKINATOR> Passion? .Hawk> no .Hawk> no .Hawk> what fuels your search, keeps you going .Neko SunLord> survival .Hawk> no KWOKINATOR> The eternal unsatisfaction of never finding True Love .Hawk> that's not an emotion .Neko SunLord> well thats an instinct.. .Hawk> no .Neko SunLord> hrmm KWOKINATOR> hope? .Hawk> we do it everyday KWOKINATOR> Breath? KWOKINATOR> Eat? KWOKINATOR> Sleep? .Hawk> when we wants something that's hard to get .Neko SunLord> we fight for it KWOKINATOR> Beat our heads/fists against the wall? KWOKINATOR> Scream out loud? .Hawk> we use it everyday, not do it KWOKINATOR> Hatred KWOKINATOR> Anger .Neko SunLord> life .Neko SunLord> nop its positive emtion .Hawk> when we want something that's hard to get .Hawk> it's a neutral emotion KWOKINATOR> Desire to excel .Hawk> no KWOKINATOR> More clue .Hawk> when we want something that's hard to get! what's are we usually doing to get it KWOKINATOR> Work KWOKINATOR> Fight KWOKINATOR> Whine .Hawk> what are we being .Neko SunLord> greedy KWOKINATOR> Persistent .Neko SunLord> :P .Hawk> close Kwok, but no .Hawk> i can't believe you haven't guessed it yet KWOKINATOR> preserverance KWOKINATOR> tenaciousness .Hawk> i can't believe i'm giving you so many hints KWOKINATOR> determination .Hawk> ok .Neko SunLord> what ever it is im probally lacking it.. .Hawk> how bout this .Hawk> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Hawk> JESUS! KWOKINATOR> Determination? .Hawk> yes! .Hawk> you can never run out of it KWOKINATOR> No wonder. I'm severely lacking it ^_^ .Neko SunLord> determined .Hawk> unlike confidence and depression .Hawk> you can always be determined .Neko SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> You can never run out of it but it may not be there to begin with .Hawk> and u can constantly build that determination KWOKINATOR> And you can lose it .Hawk> especially during a fight KWOKINATOR> Heh. Praise the theasuarus ^_^ > .Hawk facefaults .Neko SunLord> Kwok you did that also huh KWOKINATOR> Yep! ^_^ .Hawk> u needed a theasuarus .Hawk> sheesh .Neko SunLord> i ahve no determination KWOKINATOR> Well, determination isn't an emotion by some people's standards KWOKINATOR> Not really a drive either .Neko SunLord> hrmm ambition .Hawk> in the final fight Ranma and the villain both use their determination KWOKINATOR> And since I'm sorely lacking determination, it's even harder to figure out ^_^ .Hawk> both trying to be more determined than the other .Neko SunLord> ... .Hawk> when their ki blasts clash, they become even more determined .Neko SunLord> Well in my fic ranma get augmented with magic in chapter 4... .Hawk> more determined to beat the others ball .Hawk> ki ball KWOKINATOR> More determined to beat WHOSE balls? ^_^ .Neko SunLord> ... .Neko SunLord> im going to reboot KWOKINATOR> Just sent the log, Hawk .Neko SunLord> so don't talk about anything or leave till i get back :P KWOKINATOR> Nah nah nah nah nah! .Neko SunLord> - signed off - .Hawk> - signed off - ** JUST_HAWK just joined "Fanfics" (2 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> ... KWOKINATOR> wb .Hawk> stupid explore .Hawk> explorer /action uses Netsacpe 4.08 > KWOKINATOR uses Netsacpe 4.08 .Hawk> got an error and shut down all my screens KWOKINATOR> Downgrade is an ungrade ^_^ KWOKINATOR> upgarde KWOKINATOR> upgrade .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> I've had less crashes with 4.08 than I've had with 4.71 KWOKINATOR> And the pages load faster too KWOKINATOR> Go figure .Hawk> what were we talking about? KWOKINATOR> Just sent you the log KWOKINATOR> Sun's rebooting .Hawk> ok .Hawk> oh man KWOKINATOR> Read towards the end of the log, Hawk KWOKINATOR> Some info you might find interesting KWOKINATOR> What? .Hawk> just tired KWOKINATOR> Me too. Lethargic, to be precise .Hawk> swhitty .Hawk> shitty .Hawk> having problems with the log .Hawk> there we go KWOKINATOR> You got it? .Hawk> yeah .Hawk> what info? KWOKINATOR> That was fast KWOKINATOR> OneShot came on again. Guess what info KWOKINATOR> Not too much though > .Hawk facefaults .Hawk> dammit! KWOKINATOR> What? .Hawk> i missed him KWOKINATOR> He was packing for home anyway. Wouldn't have talked much .Hawk> yup .Hawk> then Rak came in .Hawk> right after he left .Hawk> i'm so much calmer now though KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> mainly cause i'm to tired KWOKINATOR> Now? .Hawk> yeah now .Hawk> get outta class and i'm tired as hell for some reason KWOKINATOR> I'm skipping ** NEKORURI just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .SunLord> hi .Hawk> heh .Hawk> u left .Hawk> oh yeah, u did KWOKINATOR> Hey .Neko-SunLord> ? KWOKINATOR> You guys like talking about me when I'm off, don't you? ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I wonder what you guys say about me when I'm completely offline and no logs... .Hawk> huh? KWOKINATOR> Was re-reading the portion of last night's log when I got disconnected > .Hawk blinks .Neko-SunLord> actually Kwok when your not here almost noone talks... ^_^: .Hawk> ah... KWOKINATOR> You're lucky you didn't say anything bad about me... .Neko-SunLord> side im the one everyone talks about :( KWOKINATOR> because you've got a promising fic ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Write it, or else KWOKINATOR> I like really heroic fics /action has to somehow get a note for being absent for 3 days in a row > KWOKINATOR has to somehow get a note for being absent for 3 days in a row .Hawk> 0_o; .Neko-SunLord> hrmm KWOKINATOR> What, Hawk? .Neko-SunLord> doesn't want to write but he promised chapter one by tommorow^_^; /action searches for doctor's notes on the Internet ^_^ > KWOKINATOR searches for doctor's notes on the Internet ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Write... KWOKINATOR> Or face my wrath... .Neko-SunLord> ack shit i still haven't written more then 4 paragraphs for teh prolouge ^_^; .Hawk> hah .Neko-SunLord> i really need a Co author jsut to write the fucking pro louge /action jumps up and down > KWOKINATOR jumps up and down KWOKINATOR> Me! Me! KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Neko-SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Neko-SunLord> there no violence in it thouhg.. /action shrugs > KWOKINATOR shrugs .Neko-SunLord> kust training and buildinga relationship between ranma and pluto KWOKINATOR> I don't JUST write violence .Neko-SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> I DO like writing a lot of fight scenes. And always wanted to write WAFF ^_^ .Hawk> i just sit on my ass .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I do that 16+ hrs a day .Neko-SunLord> only 16? KWOKINATOR> No wait. More like 20 .Hawk> i do it about 18+ a day KWOKINATOR> At least .Hawk> wait .Hawk> around maybe 21 or 22 .Neko-SunLord> i do it 24/7 .Hawk> if we're counting sleeping as being on your ass KWOKINATOR> No, you said "sit on my ass" KWOKINATOR> So only sitting .Neko-SunLord> ^_^; ive fall a sleep at my pc 3 times this month so... .Neko-SunLord> no wait 4times .Hawk> hah KWOKINATOR> ... .Neko-SunLord> rihgt now im gettign ready lay on a couch .Neko-SunLord> gotta love wirless technologoy :P KWOKINATOR> Right now I'm pondering if I should go for at least ONE class .Neko-SunLord> keke .Neko-SunLord> ? KWOKINATOR> I actually at least semi-like that class KWOKINATOR> That, and another reason ^_^ .Hawk> right now i'm pondering if i should get some food KWOKINATOR> I'm living on cup noodles .Neko-SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> What? /action whaps Neko > KWOKINATOR whaps Neko KWOKINATOR> Stop "..."ing!! .Neko-SunLord> ,,, .Neko-SunLord> :P KWOKINATOR> Grrrrr.... > .. whaps Neko, or tries to ..> stop talking abotu my brother! KWOKINATOR> Wha? ..> er.. about KWOKINATOR> Since when'd you go to that form again? .Hawk> since i felt like doign that KWOKINATOR> ... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Neko-SunLord> god im beign lazy KWOKINATOR> How many of us that comes in the chatroom AREN'T being lazy? .Neko-SunLord> 0im thinking of taking the 25" out of the front room and putting it in ym room simply so i can lay in bed i chat on line KWOKINATOR> ... .Neko-SunLord> has no life :P KWOKINATOR> Why do you think I skipped the last three days? ^_^ KWOKINATOR> And skipped to be here in the chatroom, no less! .Neko-SunLord> ... .Hawk> are we your only friends? .Neko-SunLord> ... .Hawk> ^_^ /action receives the No Life award ^_^ > KWOKINATOR receives the No Life award ^_^ .Neko-SunLord> no i have 3! other friends! KWOKINATOR> More 'n me ^_^ .Neko-SunLord> :P .Hawk> i have at least 50 .Hawk> so i'll never win that award .Neko-SunLord> tries to think of a female hes talked to in person outside of family and school and fails... .Hawk> 0_o; /action tries to think of a single human being he's talked to in person outside of family and school and store clerks and fails... > KWOKINATOR tries to think of a single human being he's talked to in person outside of family and school and store clerks and fails... KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Hawk> jesus .Jesus> Yes? .Hawk> not you! KWOKINATOR> Hahahahaha!!! .Jesus> oh... > .Jesus walks off /name Jesus Sorry, that is JUST_HAWK's name. .Hawk> dork... /name Jesus .Jesus> That's Hey-Zeus. Not Jesus /name KWOKINATOR > .Hawk blinks KWOKINATOR> He must be Spanish ^_^ .Hawk> yup /action sghs > KWOKINATOR sghs KWOKINATOR> sighs > .Hawk slaps Kwok on the back .Hawk> Cheer up! KWOKINATOR> What? .Hawk> Don't worry! .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> About what? /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs > .Hawk shrugs KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Hawk> I don't know, i'm just trying to be nice .Hawk> Back off man! /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs > .Hawk rolls his eyes KWOKINATOR> All these mean people... KWOKINATOR> Only Steph's ever nice to me... KWOKINATOR> And she hates me most of the time... /action sighs... > KWOKINATOR sighs... KWOKINATOR> I can't write depressing fics for some reason > .Hawk clears his throat .Hawk> *ahem* KWOKINATOR> What? .Hawk> hahahah! /action whaps Hawk on the head > KWOKINATOR whaps Hawk on the head .Hawk> just remembering something that happened to day during class .Hawk> ow.. KWOKINATOR> What are you laughing at? .Hawk> someone farted very loudly during mass KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> we were bawling KWOKINATOR> Ame-FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! .Hawk> heh .Hawk> it was loud .Hawk> and funny as hell KWOKINATOR> You go to a religious school? .Hawk> there's something to put in MU .Hawk> a Catholic School yes, though i hate Religion KWOKINATOR> "May the lord bless us with FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTT!!!!!" KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Hawk> heh .Hawk> the many joys of farts KWOKINATOR> We should get KaosQu to put that in SH KWOKINATOR> Hotaru has a gas-leak day ^_^ KWOKINATOR> See what her, and Ranma, and Ryoga's reaction would be ^_^ .Hawk> heh .Hawk> that'd be bad KWOKINATOR> Exactly! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> "Ranma! Let's stud-FAAAART" KWOKINATOR> "Stop figh-FAAAART-ing, you two..." .Hawk> i think i'll have Minako in front of a boy, Makato laugh at her then fart as well .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> The Farting Senshi? .Makato> Well, that shut me up KWOKINATOR> Hmm. The Farting Senshi .Hawk> no KWOKINATOR> The 5 girls' primary attacks are various ways to fart ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Imagine a battle between them... /action looks for bogus doctor's notes on the Internet > KWOKINATOR looks for bogus doctor's notes on the Internet > .Hawk looks at the bogus Kwok .Neko-SunLord> watching vandread KWOKINATOR> What? KWOKINATOR> GOD this is funny!! KWOKINATOR> http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Medical/5082.htm .Hawk> you're getting obsesseb with farts.... KWOKINATOR> Nah /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs KWOKINATOR> Farts... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Hawk glances around the room nervously KWOKINATOR> Read number 6. ROTFLMAO! .Hawk> be sure to fart on Kaos when he comes in .Hawk> anyone heard from Corwin lately? KWOKINATOR> Maybe... KWOKINATOR> Yep. He just ICQed me KWOKINATOR> School's taking up his time KWOKINATOR> Go to that URL. So damn funny .Hawk> #13 KWOKINATOR> ROTFLMAO KWOKINATOR> "moist and dry"? KWOKINATOR> #24 .Hawk> #29 KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Hawk> #28 .Hawk> damn... KWOKINATOR> GOD! These are stupid doctors! KWOKINATOR> Hmm. More farts KWOKINATOR> One day I had to be the bearer of bad news and I told a wife KWOKINATOR> that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. KWOKINATOR> Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to KWOKINATOR> the rest of the family that he died from a "massive internal KWOKINATOR> fart." .Hawk> hah .Hawk> Question # 3: Do I look fat? .Hawk> The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among .Hawk> the incorrect answers are: .Hawk> a. Compared to what? .Hawk> b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. .Hawk> c. A little extra weight looks good on you. .Hawk> d. I've seen fatter. .Hawk> e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I .Hawk> would spend the insurance money if you died. .Hawk> D .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Heh KWOKINATOR> This site is good... .Hawk> Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? .Hawk> Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course .Hawk> not!" Incorrect responses include: .Hawk> a. Yes, but you have a better personality .Hawk> b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner .Hawk> c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age .Hawk> d. Define pretty .Hawk> e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I .Hawk> would spend the insurance money if you died. .Hawk> Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer .Hawk> to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, .Hawk> dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, .Hawk> thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky .Hawk> I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no .Hawk> resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of .Hawk> the following: .Hawk> a. Football. .Hawk> b. Golf. .Hawk> c. How fat you are. .Hawk> d. How much prettier she is than you .Hawk> e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. .Hawk> Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al .Hawk> Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was .Hawk> thinking, I would be talking to you!" KWOKINATOR> Where are you? .Hawk> hah .Neko-SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> "While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I KWOKINATOR> asked, "How long since you have been bedridden?" After a KWOKINATOR> look of complete confusion she answered, "Why, not for about KWOKINATOR> twenty years . . . when my husband was still alive." .Hawk> Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win .Hawk> question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a .Hawk> Boat"). .Hawk> No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an .Hawk> hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines: .Hawk> WOMAN: Would you get married again? .Hawk> MAN: Definitely not! .Hawk> WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? .Hawk> MAN: Of course I do. .Hawk> WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? .Hawk> MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. .Hawk> WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) .Hawk> MAN: (makes audible groan) .Hawk> WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? .Hawk> MAN: Where else would we sleep? .Hawk> WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with .Hawk> pictures of her? .Hawk> MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. .Hawk> WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? .Hawk> MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. .Hawk> WOMAN: - - - silence - - - .Hawk> MAN: Sh&%. ** PHU123 just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** PHU123> hey KWOKINATOR> Hey phu .Hawk> the end is great .Hawk> hey Foo! .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Yep! PHU123> what are you discussing .Hawk> jokes .Neko-SunLord> that last one was good KWOKINATOR> hey! KWOKINATOR> I found the joke list where OneShot used in the JWD spinoffs! .Neko-SunLord> ? .Hawk> Y guys have all the luck KWOKINATOR> Yep .Hawk> 1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview. .Hawk> 2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always. .Hawk> 3. A guy's last name stays put. .Hawk> 4. The garage is all his. .Hawk> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. .Hawk> 6. He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every .Hawk> night. .Hawk> 7. Chocolate is just another snack. .Hawk> 8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park. .Hawk> 9. Foreplay is optional. .Hawk> 10. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting .Hawk> laid. .Hawk> 11. Car mechanics tell him the truth. .Hawk> 12. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new .Hawk> haircut. .Hawk> 13. The world is his urinal. .Hawk> 14. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area. .Hawk> 15. He never has to drive to another gas station because .Hawk> "this .Hawk> one's just too icky." .Hawk> 16. Same work . . . more pay. .Hawk> 17. Wrinkles add character. .Hawk> 18. He doesn't have to leave the room to make emergency .Hawk> crotch adjustments. .Hawk> 19. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100. .Hawk> 20. If he retains water, it's in a canteen. .Hawk> 21. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to .Hawk> them. .Hawk> 22. Princess Di's death was just another obituary. .Hawk> 23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically .Hawk> expected. .Hawk> 24. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet. .Hawk> 25. Porn movies are designed with him in mind. .Hawk> 26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex .Hawk> with them. .Hawk> 27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, .Hawk> notice anything different?" .Hawk> 28. One mood . . . all of the time. .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Revenge is good ^_^ .Hawk> you read the revenge one .Hawk> ? .Hawk> that one is sick KWOKINATOR> It's pretty funny KWOKINATOR> Another list used by OneShot... PHU123> where is this from is this part of the fic where Ranma aruges why beinng a man is better PHU123> or ideas for that fic KWOKINATOR> Yep KWOKINATOR> Ideas KWOKINATOR> He said it was from a joke list KWOKINATOR> We found those lists ^_^ PHU123> oh KWOKINATOR> X-Rated joke: KWOKINATOR> Q: How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count? KWOKINATOR> A: She has to chew before she swallows. .Neko-SunLord> hehe .Hawk> oh.... .Hawk> nasty PHU123> haahahaaha PHU123> you guys know he's stared the Won't Die Final, which is a subplot of 7 .Hawk> yes.... .Hawk> Top 15 Womens T-Shirts .Hawk> 1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. .Hawk> 2. I hate everybody, and you're next. .Hawk> 3. And your point is...? .Hawk> 4. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. .Hawk> 5. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. .Hawk> 6. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! .Hawk> 7. Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later. .Hawk> 8. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time... .Hawk> 9. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first .Hawk> time. .Hawk> 10. Why do people with closed minds always open their .Hawk> mouths? .Hawk> 11. I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the .Hawk> same time. .Hawk> 12. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. .Hawk> 13. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. .Hawk> 14. All stressed out and no one to choke. .Hawk> 15. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy .Hawk> stupid chatroom froze PHU123> hehehee love 15 .Hawk> that one is great /JOIN Fanfics KWOKINATOR> Damn Delphi KWOKINATOR> heh /who GROUP LIST: 17:33:22 57) Fanfics KWOKINATOR, Hawk, Neko-SunLord, PHU123 - idle AVAILABLE LIST: () = in conf (NEKORURI/J), (JUST_HAWK/J), (PHU123/J), (KWOKINATOR/JW) ------ [4 in this area] PHU123> hey KW could you clear some of these sections or develop an archive for them like the Your Fanfics, it has over 500 entries .Hawk> oh.... KWOKINATOR> Clear the sections? What do you mean? KWOKINATOR> Heh. Santa joke ^_^ /action thinks everybody's keeled over > KWOKINATOR thinks everybody's keeled over /action stomps on Hawk's body > KWOKINATOR stomps on Hawk's body .Hawk> - signed off - PHU123> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Hmm. Guess he's dead /action pokes Sun > KWOKINATOR pokes Sun KWOKINATOR> Still alive? /action screams > KWOKINATOR screams KWOKINATOR> Everybody's dead... /action screams again > KWOKINATOR screams again /action screams yet again > KWOKINATOR screams yet again KWOKINATOR> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> ** The moderator has left the group ** (Logging turned off) (Logging at 22-NOV-2000 18:32) (When done use /NOLOG to send this log via e-mail to with subject line "Chat") .Neko-SunLord> - signed off - ** NEKORURI just joined "Fanfics" (2 members now) ** .SunLord> dead? KWOKINATOR> Not me KWOKINATOR> Everybody else is .SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> Dammit. This is boring KWOKINATOR> It's almost as bad as going to class .SunLord> keke > .SunLord teases Kowk with pshd chapter 1 full /JOIN 57 /action thinks that getting disconnected offers more amusement value than this > KWOKINATOR thinks that getting disconnected offers more amusement value than this KWOKINATOR> Which is what I just did. Got disconnected ^_^; > .SunLord teases Kowk with pshd chapter 1 full /action strangles Sun > KWOKINATOR strangles Sun KWOKINATOR> Gimme that! /action dives for the chapter > KWOKINATOR dives for the chapter .SunLord> keke /action starts grabbing at the chaper > KWOKINATOR starts grabbing at the chaper > .SunLord waves it around KWOKINATOR> Gimme it! ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey Kaos /action kicks Sun's gut > KWOKINATOR kicks Sun's gut .SunLord> nope you get it when everyone else get chapter 1 KWOKINATOR> Gimme that! .SunLord> only pmak will be getting it before /action kicks Sun again > KWOKINATOR kicks Sun again KWOKINATOR> Want it now! .SunLord> nop nope nope KWOKINATOR> yes yes yes > .Kaos appears in a dramatic flash of purple light and an explosion of Slice labels .SunLord> saturday you cna have it /action cries > KWOKINATOR cries KWOKINATOR> I want it now! WAAAAAAAAHH!!! .SunLord> to bad i need to edit it before anyoen else see its so it flows better > .Kaos disappears with a pop and casts I Ching .Kaos> Kaos appears in a dramatic flash of purple light and an explosion of Slice labels KWOKINATOR> Aww... .Kaos> What?? .SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> Hey again... Slice labels .Kaos> That's my welcome...? KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .SunLord> hehe .Kaos> an 'Aww...'?? .Kaos> ... .SunLord> we said hey .SunLord> right when you joined KWOKINATOR> You just didn't hear us .SunLord> yeah > .Kaos shrugs .Kaos> Hey .Kaos> ^_^ .Kaos> thanks for the log, btw Kwok KWOKINATOR> Got it already? > .SunLord goes back to teasing Kwok with pshd chapter 1 rc-1 full .Kaos> er... I dunno, actually 0_o .Kaos> Thanking you in advance ^_^ /action crosses his arms in front of himself > KWOKINATOR crosses his arms in front of himself KWOKINATOR> Hmph. Sun's a jerk! KWOKINATOR> Well, you're welcome KWOKINATOR> Only the best for the one who brought Steph into my chatroom life ^_^ .SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> What? /action thinks everybody's stunned to silence > KWOKINATOR thinks everybody's stunned to silence > .SunLord NOTES kwok is in love wiht one of koas mpd espects KWOKINATOR> Nah ^_^ /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs KWOKINATOR> Steph... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .SunLord Sighs .SunLord> Anna-chan KWOKINATOR> Who? .SunLord> Cyn-chan/Cynical126/Annalee KWOKINATOR> ... KWOKINATOR> Taking lessons from me now? ^_^ /action whaps Kaos on the head > KWOKINATOR whaps Kaos on the head KWOKINATOR> Wake up! .SunLord> Well she is a real girl at least .SunLord> she cute to KWOKINATOR> Steph's real... .Kaos> brb .Kaos> clearing out second email > .Steph nods affirmitively KWOKINATOR> NO! She HAS to be real! .Steph> I _am_ real!! .Steph> hmph /action runs around screaming > KWOKINATOR runs around screaming .SunLord> lovely black hair and brons eye a cute nose and lovley smile /action stops > KWOKINATOR stops > .Steph disappearss KWOKINATOR> Yay!! > .SunLord sighs /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs .SunLord> im in love KWOKINATOR> I'm in deep shit... .Steph> hahaha... KWOKINATOR> When I return to school tomorrow, that is .Steph> haha? .Kaos> eh... > .Kaos shoots Steph with the tranquilizer gun .Kaos> Stupid Girl Scout parties... .SunLord> ? /action goes in front of Steph and intercepts the tranquilizer dart > KWOKINATOR goes in front of Steph and intercepts the tranquilizer dart /action stabs Kaos with the tranquilizer dart instead > KWOKINATOR stabs Kaos with the tranquilizer dart instead .SunLord> Kwok you have school tommorow??? > .Kaos blinks as Kwok is hit with the tranquilizer KWOKINATOR> I have school everyday .SunLord> your in canada? KWOKINATOR> Yep /action faints, thinking "At least Steph didn't get hit..." > KWOKINATOR faints, thinking "At least Steph didn't get hit..." > .Kaos blinks as the chemicals blaze through his blood stream .Kaos> I... feel funny... > .Kaos takes a swig of Slice and recovers .Kaos> Ahhh... KWOKINATOR> Hey! That's not fair! .SunLord> hahaha .SunLord> loves turkey day > .Steph falls to the ground, curling up and giggling to herself for no appearant reason KWOKINATOR> I'm in deep shit tomorrow /action walks up to Steph > KWOKINATOR walks up to Steph .SunLord> y? KWOKINATOR> Yo Steph! You okay? .Kaos> why? .Kaos> what did you do? .Kaos> Bomb the school?? KWOKINATOR> I skipped Monday, tuesday and today .Kaos> heh .Kaos> but... WHY??? .SunLord> why? KWOKINATOR> Why what? .SunLord> you stupid or something? KWOKINATOR> What? .SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> What? .Kaos> Why'd you skip school?? .SunLord> go back monday and say you were in the US visiting your relatives for thanksgiving :P .Kaos> You didnt seem sick when you were on the forum... .Kaos> heh, no, in Australlia KWOKINATOR> Heh .Kaos> and you're still suffering from Jet lag .Kaos> So you'll be a little tired and funky .SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> I just didn't wanna go. It takes a tremendous amount of willpower to go to school everyday .SunLord> not really KWOKINATOR> For me it does .SunLord> just a loud and nose parent KWOKINATOR> I'm living alone ^_^ .SunLord> hehehe .SunLord> thats not my problem :P /action whaps Sun > KWOKINATOR whaps Sun KWOKINATOR> Jerk! .Neko-SunLord> Meko! .Neko-SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> Meko? > .Stephannie gets up, clearing her throat and shaking her head sadly .Neko-SunLord> Mewo .Stephannie> Kwok... KWOKINATOR> What? .Stephannie> you cant just keep skipping school like that! .Stephannie> What's going to happen to your education? > .Stephannie sighs .Neko-SunLord> its canada what education? KWOKINATOR> Education? What education > .Stephannie sighs and sits down KWOKINATOR> What do you know, you're a girl scout! .Stephannie> Kwok... you really ought to go to school everyday... .Stephannie> ... > .Neko-SunLord ships Kwok off to a japanese school .Neko-SunLord> an all boys one at that .Stephannie> I know enough not to skip school KWOKINATOR> Alright! Nerima, here I come! ** LUFIO just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** .Stephannie> Even Kaos dragged himself to school with a sore throat and cold... KWOKINATOR> Hey Lufio > .Kaos blanches at that memory .Kaos> That was a horrbile day... .Lufio> Allo, allo. > .Kaos waves at Lufio KWOKINATOR> I drag myself out of bed and onto the computer. Isn't that enough? ^_^ .Kaos> Heya, Lufio! > .Stephannie stands up, smiling and waving at Lufio .Lufio> Thought might as well spend the last moments of having net access checking the forum. /action thinks about ways of scaming a note from someone > KWOKINATOR thinks about ways of scaming a note from someone > .Stephannie blinks KWOKINATOR> Where're you going? > .Lufio waves back. .Stephannie> Oh, you're losing your net acess...? .Stephannie> That's horrible... .Lufio> Spending time with relatives for thanksgiving break. Nothing that serious. > .Neko-SunLord starts reading pshd infront of Kwok > .Stephannie sighs and pats Lufio on the back comfortingl > .Stephannie brightens up /action gets the urge to backhand that little goody-two-shoe girl scout into the well > KWOKINATOR gets the urge to backhand that little goody-two-shoe girl scout into the well .Stephannie> Ah, that's not bad! .Stephannie> Spending time with your family is great! /action kicks Neko away > KWOKINATOR kicks Neko away > .Stephannie beams and nods her head > .Lufio scrounges around in the prop shelves. .Lufio> Not really relatives... More like relatives of the wife of an uncle... /action goes to the prop shelves and takes out a real scythe from somewhere > KWOKINATOR goes to the prop shelves and takes out a real scythe from somewhere .Neko-SunLord> notes he can't get any work done ona tv ... > .Lufio mumbles, "Eureka!" /action walks back into the room with a scythe in hand > KWOKINATOR walks back into the room with a scythe in hand > .Lufio pulls out his Security Blanket (TM) from the pile. .Neko-SunLord> ... > .Kaos laughs .Kaos> Hahaha... this stuff is hilarious... .Kaos> My first love and I were in a really naughty mood one day and we .Kaos> played "good guy, bad guy". We ended up handcuffed together around .Kaos> a lamp. When it was time to uncuff each other, I realized that the .Kaos> key was nowhere to be found. We tried to drag the lamp into the .Kaos> bedroom but it was far too heavy. Eventually, the only thing that .Kaos> we could do was call the police; they sent the fire department out .Kaos> to help us. Unfortunately, weren't really able get to get dressed .Kaos> before they arrived. Only after a lecture on handcuff safety and .Kaos> safe sex did they uncuff us! We never did that again! /action walks in front of Steph with his scythe in hand > KWOKINATOR walks in front of Steph with his scythe in hand > .Lufio wraps the comfy blanket around him as he lounges on a bean bag. KWOKINATOR> http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Medical/5082.htm .Kaos> I was preparing to move and was nearly overwhelmed by all of the .Kaos> help offered to me. Even my boss and my ex-husband showed up to .Kaos> help. My ex-husband was helping me move the bed when he stepped .Kaos> on a certain "mechanical device", causing it to vibrate. He .Kaos> informed me that I might want to take the batteries out of my toy .Kaos> to avoid any further embarrassment when the others showed up to .Kaos> help. Agreeing, I took the batteries out of it and stuffed every- .Kaos> thing into a pillow case. Then came crunch time. When I noticed .Kaos> that my best friend was picking up *the* pillow case to fold it, .Kaos> I rushed over and tried to grab itout of her hand. Instead, I .Kaos> caused her to drop the pillow case. All of its contents spilled .Kaos> out! You couldn't command a room full of people to be so still .Kaos> and quiet! I looked around, took a deep breath, said, "Wow, that .Kaos> was embarrassing" and bent over to picked up my toy and all of .Kaos> its parts. > .Hotaru blinks then looks around the channle KWOKINATOR> THAT'S funny .Lufio> What ya reading Kaos? .Kaos> Subscription to some Embarassing Moments email thingy KWOKINATOR> Read this: http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Medical/5082.htm .Kaos> Dont remeber how I even signed up for it, actually... .Lufio> Looks like I'm going to have to get my butt out of the dorm.... *sigh* .Lufio> Till next week or so... KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Kaos> Bye! .Lufio> Your NOO's have gotten really big, Kwok.... KWOKINATOR> heh > .Lufio shakes his head at the sight. > .Lufio drapes the Security Blanket (TM) over himself. /action practices chopping heads off with the scyth on nearby mannequins > KWOKINATOR practices chopping heads off with the scyth on nearby mannequins > .A Blanket starts to fold into itself as it lowers into the ground. /action swings > KWOKINATOR swings KWOKINATOR> That's one .A Blanket> - signed off - /action hits another mannequin's neck > KWOKINATOR hits another mannequin's neck KWOKINATOR> That's two /action chops off another mannequin's head > KWOKINATOR chops off another mannequin's head KWOKINATOR> That's three .Hotaru> he3heh /action decapitates another mannequin > KWOKINATOR decapitates another mannequin KWOKINATOR> That's four /action swings at another mannequin > KWOKINATOR swings at another mannequin KWOKINATOR> That's five /action looks around for a victim > KWOKINATOR looks around for a victim > .Hotaru winks at kwok /action waves at Hotaru > KWOKINATOR waves at Hotaru /action doesn't want to kill Hotaru > KWOKINATOR doesn't want to kill Hotaru /name Ranma .Hotaru> Hi /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Hey Hotaru KWOKINATOR> I thought you were with Ranma? .Hotaru> What you doing? KWOKINATOR> Gonna kill me a girl scout .Hotaru> Ranma had to go home... .Kaos> heh, looks like Netzero finally wised up to my old version of Netzero tricks... .Hotaru> it is a School night after all .Kaos> They sent me an email telling me to update KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> Too bad Ranma had to go home, Hotaru KWOKINATOR> Now if you don't mind, I got me a girl socut to kill .Hotaru> killings wrong... /action goes around looking for a girl scout to kill > KWOKINATOR goes around looking for a girl scout to kill KWOKINATOR> Killing's not wrong if the person pisses you off KWOKINATOR> And it's only illegal when you get caught > .Hotaru hopes she sees Ranma in school tommorow /name Ranma /action sighs as he looks out his window > .Ranma sighs as he looks out his window .Kaos> hahahaha!! .Kaos> My honeymoon with my first husband should have been an omen to .Kaos> me, but of course ... it became my Most Embarrassing Moment. His .Kaos> side of the superking waterbed was exactly where my toilet was in .Kaos> my old apartment. I got up sometime in the middle of the night to .Kaos> use the toilet and was soon rudely awakened by a very wet and very .Kaos> upset husband demanding to know why I had urinated all over him .Kaos> and then used the blankets to wipe before covering him back up! .Ranma> Hotaru... I hope I see you tomorrow... /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Bwahahahahaha!!!! .Hotaru> thats jsut sick *blushes* /action shoots a dagger at Hotaru's forehead > KWOKINATOR shoots a dagger at Hotaru's forehead KWOKINATOR> Stop blushing > .Hotaru dreams of a honeymoon with Ranma-kun /action shoots another dagger towards Hotaru's forehead > KWOKINATOR shoots another dagger towards Hotaru's forehead > .Hotaru screams in pain and shock as a dagger kils her /action smirks > KWOKINATOR smirks .Hotaru> anyways im going to move my pc back into ym room and goto bed .Hotaru> might come back but not sure so ja KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Hotaru> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Kaos> ack! .Kaos> damn... KWOKINATOR> What? .Kaos> Hotaru's gone... .Kaos> -_- .Kaos> heh, looka this... KWOKINATOR> I killed her /action smirks > KWOKINATOR smirks .Kaos> "When you have two engines, you have two engines that can fall .Kaos> to bits. When you have four, you have four that can fall to .Kaos> bits. The less engines you have, the safer you are." .Kaos> - Frank Fickeisen, chief engineer for Boeing, replying .Kaos> to a complaint made by the American Airlines Pilots' .Kaos> Association about the dangers of flying two-engine .Kaos> airplanes across the Pacific Ocean KWOKINATOR> heh .Kaos> Love his logic... KWOKINATOR> Yep .Kaos> It's something I'd use in an arguement... ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Am I glad that you don't make cars .Kaos> I love confusing me out with strange arguements liket hat... .Kaos> that .Kaos> hah, cars with no engines are perfectly safe! .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> You'd probably put no tires on them because you'd have four tires that can blow KWOKINATOR> And who needs a gas tank anyway? /action thinks that some doctors are idiots > KWOKINATOR thinks that some doctors are idiots /action wonders what happened to everyone. Usually this place is lively at around this time > KWOKINATOR wonders what happened to everyone. Usually this place is lively at around this time KWOKINATOR> Instead there's a dead aspect and a bored Ryoga .Kaos> lively around this time? KWOKINATOR> Well, the last two days... .Kaos> nah, in the good ol' days, the freaks only came out at night KWOKINATOR> Still do /action needs something to keep him occupied > KWOKINATOR needs something to keep him occupied /action goes on a search for Steph, hiding his scythe behind his back > KWOKINATOR goes on a search for Steph, hiding his scythe behind his back .Kaos> hahahaha... .Kaos> Spilling the Beans .Kaos> When I turned 16, my boyfriend and I decided we were ready for .Kaos> sex and I was really excited about it. In fact, I was so excited .Kaos> that when I went to the doctor to get a prescription for birth .Kaos> control pills, I told the nurse everything. I explained to her .Kaos> how I was going to have dinner with my boyfriend and his parents .Kaos> and then when his parents left for a movie we were going to "do .Kaos> it". I really emphasized how stupid his parents must be to actually .Kaos> be letting two horny teenagers stay home alone together on a .Kaos> Friday night. .Kaos> The big night came and I had so many butterflies in my stomach .Kaos> that they were virtually pouring out of my belly button. I arrived .Kaos> at my boyfriend's house, knocked on the door and prepared to meet .Kaos> his parents for the first time. I was wearing the sweetest clothes .Kaos> in my closet (although I had some naughty lingerie on underneath!) .Kaos> and put on the most innocent looking grin I could muster. The door .Kaos> opened and standing there was my nurse from the week before! She .Kaos> smirked and said, "What a small world this is!" Yes, the nurse who .Kaos> I'd bragged to was my boyfriend's mother! She called my parents .Kaos> and forced me to tell them everything and I was grounded for a VERY .Kaos> long time. Oddly enough, we have now been married for six years .Kaos> and we have twins (a boy and a girl). Let's hope they don't take .Kaos> after their parents! KWOKINATOR> I knew that was gonna happen KWOKINATOR> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Her twin takes after their parents, only this time the two main characters are the twins themselves ** NEKORURI just joined "Fanfics" (3 members now) ** .Kaos> ... .Kaos> welcome back! KWOKINATOR> wb .Kaos> no cheap annagrams from me, like Kwok... .Kaos> ^_^ .Kaos> I said the whole words! .SunLord> im tired /action waves his scyth around threateningly > KWOKINATOR waves his scyth around threateningly KWOKINATOR> Don't make me use this on you... KWOKINATOR> I'm tired too... .SunLord> looks round bored /action tosses Hotaru's corpse towards SunLord > KWOKINATOR tosses Hotaru's corpse towards SunLord KWOKINATOR> Have fun! .SunLord> you BASTARD you killed HOTARU!!! .Kaos> er... > .Kaos backs off and reads his email /action smirks > KWOKINATOR smirks KWOKINATOR> So? .SunLord> thanks now i can carry out my hobby of fucking the dead until cum pour out fo every opening KWOKINATOR> No need to thank me .Kaos> er... > .Kaos sweedrops .Kaos> sweatdrops .Kaos> bwahahahaha!! .Kaos> look at this, Akane in another life... .Kaos> I sat down one morning to eat the breakfast that my wife made for .Kaos> me. But a neighbor dropped by to chat and I let my hardboiled egg .Kaos> get cold. I popped my egg in the microwave to warm it back up. My .Kaos> wife walked in the kitchen just as I was taking the egg out of the .Kaos> microwave and warned me not to eat it yet. I brushed her off and .Kaos> cut into my egg, saying "Oh, what can happen?" At that moment, the .Kaos> egg burst with a bang, spreading its contents all over my face and .Kaos> mustache! My neighbor said, "Well, I guess you wound up with egg .Kaos> on your face!" I've never since forgotten the noise of his and my .Kaos> wife's raucous laughter. KWOKINATOR> That's not Akane in another life. That's Akane ten years later KWOKINATOR> She's come out of the closet and married her girlfriend .Kaos> No, akane would be a beautiful woman ten years later!! .SunLord> yeah mustache and all .Kaos> And she would spontaneously learn how to cook .Kaos> YOU LIE!!! KWOKINATOR> She's always had a mustache .Kaos> NooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!! KWOKINATOR> She just keeps shaving it > .Kaos runs off screaming .SunLord> an im also know as Kami-sama when im not online Kaos KWOKINATOR> So you were the one who bought cookies from Steph last night? .SunLord> ? KWOKINATOR> nm /action screams > KWOKINATOR screams .SunLord> ? KWOKINATOR> It's silent... KWOKINATOR> I can't stand silence .SunLord> ... im going to bed .Sleeping Neko> night .Kaos> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 .Kaos> Ha, I beat Kwok! .Sleeping Neko> ... .Sleeping Neko> starts loggin then goes to bed .Sleeping Neko> mutter something about waking up at 3am tongith probally .Kaos> You mean you werent logging before?? .Kaos> ... ** JUST_HAWK just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** > .Kaos punches Hawk > .Hawk stretches .Kaos> Shut up!! .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> ey Hawk > .Hawk punches Kaos back .Hawk> You first! > .Kaos bites Hawk's fist > .Hawk frowns as his fist is gnawed on .Hawk> I made Ranko's profile > .Hawk shakes Kaos off > .Kaos lets go, muttering and wiping his mouth > .Hawk wipes his hand on Kaos' shirt .Hawk> yuck KWOKINATOR> What? .Hawk> the stupid delphi wouldn't let me post it though > .Kaos shrugs and pours Slice on his shirt .Hawk> glad i copied and pasted it though .Kaos> oh .Kaos> Damn KWOKINATOR> Try try and try again ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Somebody put spam on the forum. Did yo guys see that? .Hawk> Who's Butterfly? .Hawk> yes KWOKINATOR> H KWOKINATOR> Jerks. Stupid spam .Kaos> hmm... .Hawk> is Butterfly here? .Kaos> Will check forum after check email... > .Kaos looks around for Butterflys KWOKINATOR> Who's butterfly? > .Hawk blinks .Hawk> wtf... .Hawk> where'd she go? /name Butterflies /action flutter in the wind > .Butterflies flutter in the wind /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> You're delusional, Hawk > .Hawk shrugs .Hawk> nm KWOKINATOR> Stop thinking about girls .Hawk> posted it > .Buttefly walks in, posing in her spandex and flapping her delicate wings .Buttefly> I'm a butterrfly! .Buttefly> Only Hawk can see me... /action goes to sleep, dreaming about decapitating Steph over and over again > KWOKINATOR goes to sleep, dreaming about decapitating Steph over and over again .Hawk> er... i believe that's butterfly > .Buttefly pours sand on Kwok's face as he sleeps .Hawk> I posted Ranko's profile > .Butterfly disappears into Hawks mind > .Hawk holds his head .Hawk> ow... /action helps Hawk by removing his head with a scyth > KWOKINATOR helps Hawk by removing his head with a scyth > .Hawk ducks /action kicks Hawk > KWOKINATOR kicks Hawk > .Hawk jumps away from the kick .Hawk> what do u want? .Hawk> i don't feel like fighting KWOKINATOR> I feel like killinh KWOKINATOR> killing .Hawk> then kill Kaos .Hawk> or Sun .Hawk> but leave me outta it /action continues on his search for Steph, hiding his scyth behind his back > KWOKINATOR continues on his search for Steph, hiding his scyth behind his back KWOKINATOR> Steph... got something for you... .Hawk> o_0; /action can't find Steph for some reason > KWOKINATOR can't find Steph for some reason KWOKINATOR> Hmm. Girl scout must be smarter than I thought .Butterfly> Yo Kwok... .Hawk> heh > .Butterfly looks at the scythe .Butterfly> I didnt know you were into farming... KWOKINATOR> I don't farm. I use it like this /action decapitates the butterfly with a backswing > KWOKINATOR decapitates the butterfly with a backswing /action jumps around looking for more victims > KWOKINATOR jumps around looking for more victims > .Hawk sweatdrops KWOKINATOR> I'm feeling homicidal today... KWOKINATOR> Who wants to go next? KWOKINATOR> I'll deliever you to the next world, free of chrage! .Kaos> bah .Kaos> Dont believe in free stuff .Kaos> Support the economy, I do > .Kaos buys himself a ticket to the next world /action can't find anymore victims so he decapitates himself > KWOKINATOR can't find anymore victims so he decapitates himself > .Kaos is hungry as he rides the train to the other side > .Kaos boots away some ghosts that approach him, as he seems to be able to touch them on the train /name A > .Kaos sighs and looks out the window .Kaos> This is boring... /action scyth flies through the air and decapitates Kaos > .A scyth flies through the air and decapitates Kaos .Kaos> Stupid Phantom Train > .Hawk glances around nervously > .Kaos stretches a little, the scythe flying past him .Hawk> you guys look at Ranko's profile yet? > .Kaos blinks as he hears a ghost scream and disappear .A> Too tired /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> I'm dead KWOKINATOR> Decapitated myself .Hawk> i noticed KWOKINATOR> So I can't read anymore /action thinks at the messages per day rate on the forum is getting worse > KWOKINATOR thinks at the messages per day rate on the forum is getting worse KWOKINATOR> At this rate Drowchild isn't gonna have much to read when he comes back KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Hawk> it is .Hawk> getting slower /action wonders what he can do to revive the forum > KWOKINATOR wonders what he can do to revive the forum /action thinks about writing a Ranma/Steph fic ^_^ > KWOKINATOR thinks about writing a Ranma/Steph fic ^_^ .Hawk> heh .Hawk> what a weird fic that'd be .Hawk> it'd only make sense to us in the forum KWOKINATOR> Perfectly logical, actually .Hawk> well, it'd only be funny to us KWOKINATOR> Doesn't have to be funy. Can be a serious "new fiancee" fic > .Kaos snaps his head up .Hawk> with Steph the Girl Scout .Kaos> ack! .Hawk> riiiiightttt.... > .Kaos shakes his head KWOKINATOR> Ranma gets abused everyday, by friends, enemies and fiancees. One day, after another Air-Akane flight, he lands somewhere unknown .Kaos> I do plan to write a 'Steph fic' as you say it sometime .Kaos> Involving the evil girl scout orginization trying to take over the world .Hawk> a Ranma/Steph fic? .Kaos> or something evil like that .Hawk> er... KWOKINATOR> He sees Steph the Girl Scout trying to sell him cookies. For some reason, he finds himself opening up to the girl .Kaos> no... with any luck, it'll be mostly original with dashes of SI .Hawk> bah! .Kaos> bah! .Hawk> that's no good Kaos ** LIEKABUT just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> They become friends, and Ranma sneaks out from the rather scrupulous eyes of his social sircle to see her .Hawk> who the fuck? .Kaos> no good? .Hawk> ^_^ .Hawk> straight to the point KWOKINATOR> A crisis happens to either one of them, and Ranma has to confess his feelings .Kaos> I ain't pairing Steph up with anyone if I can help it... KWOKINATOR> Hey LIEKABUT> does this work .Hawk> bah! KWOKINATOR> Does what work .Kaos> Problem is, I wonder if there's a girl scout in Japan... .Hawk> we're talkin' aren't we? LIEKABUT> just checking if your shit works KWOKINATOR> It works > .Hawk blinks LIEKABUT> k .Hawk> my shit does nothing but go down the hole .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> heh LIEKABUT> big hole or small hole KWOKINATOR> ... .Hawk> ... > .Hawk taps Kwok's shoulder LIEKABUT> i guess it big .Hawk> which one, the human body has a lot /action whispers to Hawk "What?" > KWOKINATOR whispers to Hawk "What?" .Hawk> wait > .Hawk scratches his head .Hawk> down the toilet hole .Hawk> what other hole? KWOKINATOR> Rabbit hole KWOKINATOR> Like Alice. And Neo .Hawk> u'd shit down a rabbit hole .Hawk> heh LIEKABUT> is there any one from chuuk out there KWOKINATOR> Chuuk? .Hawk> chuuk? LIEKABUT> yes KWOKINATOR> Sounds like a Pokemon call... KWOKINATOR> Where is that? .Hawk> heh .Hawk> more like what is it? LIEKABUT> Micronsia LIEKABUT> Chuuk the island /action feels really ignorant now > KWOKINATOR feels really ignorant now > .Hawk feels at a lose LIEKABUT> - signed off - > .Hawk sighs .Hawk> phew... KWOKINATOR> Well... /name Chuukemon /name Chukachu .Chukachu> Chuuk chuuk! /name KWOKINATOR .Hawk> riiighttt.... KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> What'd you think of my Ranma/Steph idea? .Hawk> it's ok .Hawk> the two seem to fall for each other a little to quickly KWOKINATOR> well, of course that's the outline .Hawk> need some sorta thing that causes them to start having feelings for each other KWOKINATOR> They start as friends first, of course .Hawk> of course .Hawk> unless Ranma accidently buys some nookie from her instead of some cookies /action is tempted to write it. He needs to write WAFF > KWOKINATOR is tempted to write it. He needs to write WAFF KWOKINATOR> You've been hangin' round OneShot too much ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Didn't you know that Girl Scout Nookies are one of the most famous things in the world? .Kaos> I dont like it .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> When you say Girl Scout Nookies, EVERYBODY knows what you're talking about ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I know YOU don't like it. You said that already ^_^ .Kaos> But I have personal feelings on the matter, so dont take anything I say seriously... /action shrugs > KWOKINATOR shrugs > .Kaos pipes up .Kaos> I dont know anything about girl scout nookies!! KWOKINATOR> A bit too defensive, aren't we Kaos? KWOKINATOR> Got the log yet, K? .Kaos> me, defensive? > .Kaos gives Kwok a look of bland innocence /nsmr Perv McCleod KWOKINATOR> Suuuuuuure... .Kaos> I do not know to what you are refering to... /name Perv McCleod .Perv McCleod> There can be only one... .Perv McCleod> There can be only cunt... /name KWOKINATOR /action hits Kaos > KWOKINATOR hits Kaos KWOKINATOR> Stop pretending to be ignorant! KWOKINATOR> I bet you know all there's to know about girl scout nookies ^_^ .Hawk> the most important two syllable word is pussy KWOKINATOR> Yes, professor... KWOKINATOR> Pu-sssssy... .Kaos> ack! .Kaos> no really, what's a nookie? .Kaos> ^_^ /who GROUP LIST: 20:52:33 57) Fanfics KWOKINATOR, Kaos, Sleeping Neko, Hawk - idle AVAILABLE LIST: () = in conf (KAOSQU/J), (KWOKINATOR/JW), (NEKORURI/J), (JUST_HAWK/J) ------ [4 in this area] KWOKINATOR> You should know, Kaos... KWOKINATOR> You get 'em from girl scouts all the time... /action needs more activity happening in the room or he'd fall asleep like Neko > KWOKINATOR needs more activity happening in the room or he'd fall asleep like Neko > .Hawk yawns into Kowk's ear .Hawk> heh .Hawk> Kawk /action yells into Hawk's ear > KWOKINATOR yells into Hawk's ear KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> a mix of us all KWOKINATOR> ... .Hawk> K-Kwok .Hawk> a-Kaos .Hawk> w-Hawk KWOKINATOR> ... .Hawk> k-either Kwok or me /name Kawk .Kawk> What about me? .Kawk> I sound like a male organ though /name KWOKINATOR .Hawk> Kaok .Hawk> Haok .Hawk> Kaws KWOKINATOR> Kwak .Hawk> hmm... .Kaos> huh? .Kaos> wha? .Hawk> Hwok .Kaos> I dont get it... .Hawk> the three of us as one .Hawk> a fusion technique .Hawk> of sorts KWOKINATOR> Fusion-ha! .Kaos> Hwaok? KWOKINATOR> Kawk-ohki .Hawk> what's the best name? .Kaos> Kwaok? .Hawk> we should pick three names .Hawk> so each of us can control said fusioned > .Kwaok appears in a flash of purple and slice labels and impales Hawk with a scyteh .Kwaok> Shut up!! .Kwaok> I want to give an idea! KWOKINATOR> I'm Hwok KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Kwaok> First of all, I take over the world and submit all the girl scouts to my will, namely, the mass-production of Slice... .Hawk> hm... .Hawk> Kaos should be Kaowk KWOKINATOR> Then buys nookies from all the girl scouts... .Hawk> Kwok Kwawk KWOKINATOR> NO! KWOKINATOR> Hwok! .Kaowk> fine, as long as you all just FO!! /action decapitates Kaowk with his scyth > KWOKINATOR decapitates Kaowk with his scyth > .Kaowk leers at some girl scouts .Hwaok> this is my fusion! /name Girl Scouts .Kaowk> Steph... Hyper Girl... Slice... .Kaowk> I must have them all!!! .Girl Scouts> Decapitates Kaowk with their scyths /name KWOKINATOR .Hwaok> heh > .Kaowk reattaches his head and dumps the scouts in a vat of Slice .Hwaok> looks like Kaowk is the lust /name Kwawk .Kwawk> Wh'at me then... .Kwawk> Wait a minute... .Kwawk> My names the same even if you read it from both sides! .Kwawk> ^_^ > .Kaowk snickers .Hwaok> like BOB! .Hwaok> GO BOB! .Kaowk> And MOM!! .Hwaok> ^_^ .Kwawk> And TIT .Kwawk> ^_^ .Hwaok> and POP! .Kaowk> And SUS!! .Kaowk> TAT!! .Kaowk> and MAM! .Hwaok> HAH! .Kaowk> And UBU!! .Kwawk> HEH! .Kaowk> ABA! .Hwaok> OBO! .Kaowk> LOL! .Hwaok> ORO! .Kaowk> ARA! .Kaowk> GAG! /action hits Kaowk > .Kwawk hits Kaowk .Kwawk> Shut up! .Hwaok> POOP! .Hwaok> ^_^ > .Kaowk decapitates Kwawk and tosses him into the vat with the screaming girl scouts .Hwaok> we can tell who's who by the first two letters of our names /action saves the girl scouts and comes back, killing Kaowk > .Kwawk saves the girl scouts and comes back, killing Kaowk .Hwaok> now we're all three times faster and stronger > .Kaowk kills Kwawk more and buys nookies from the girls scouts, cause he doesnt know what tehy are .Kwawk> and hentaier ^_^ .Hwaok> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!! .Hwaok> We should take over the world!!! .Hwaok> CT DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE! .Kaowk> More like we're the same as Kwok hentai wise, since he constitues most of it... ^_^ .Hwaok> I think i'm the insanity .Hwaok> Kaowk is the lust .Kwawk> WHAT??? .Kwawk> NO! > .Kaowk goes fills his favorites up with links to H-games sites .Kwawk> I don't lust! .Hwaok> heh .Kaowk> Now I have an excuse to be hentai... > .Kaowk leers at pics .Kwawk> Lust is tasteless > .Hwaok looks at Kwawk .Hwaok> so what're you? .Kwawk> Umm.. .Kwawk> Love .Hwaok> don't think so > .Kaowk finds pictures of tentacaled barneys to post on the ESMG forum .Hwaok> Kaowk is lust .Kwawk> I'm the Aspect of Love and Justice! .Hwaok> i'm insanity .Hwaok> i guess that makes you the idiot .Kwawk> I'm love ^_^ .Hwaok> ^_^; .Kwawk> DO IT KAOS! .Kwawk> Post it! .Kaowk> Hwaok! .Hwaok> no, you must be the joker .Kwawk> I dare yoU! .Kaowk> I demand you write an Ranma/Ranko/Nodoka/Hinako/Kasumi lemon now!! .Kwawk> I'm a cupid wannabe so I'm love ^_^ .Hwaok> i guess with insanity comes reason .Hwaok> I have no love /action backs away > .Kwawk backs away .Kwawk> Dont tag that on me... > .Kaowk grabs a neary girl scout, ripping off her skirt and and leers .Kwawk> What about Hyper Girl! > .Hwaok glares at Kaowk > .Kaowk drools /action kicks Kaowk away from the girl > .Kwawk kicks Kaowk away from the girl .Kaowk> Hot exotic german chicks... .Kwawk> I'm the Senshi of Love and Justice! .Hwaok> I know insanity and i know how to use it .Kwawk> I won't let you do that to a poor Girl Scout! .Hwaok> yeah, Kwawk's deffinately the joker > .Kaowk tackles Kwawk and starts beating on him .Kaowk> go away!! .Kaowk> Go find your own scout!! /action throws a sissy fit > .Kwawk throws a sissy fit .Kwawk> I don't wanna be ajoker! /action throws Kaowk off him > .Kwawk throws Kaowk off him > .Hwaok goes even more insane and jump the both of them .Hwaok> ARGH!!!! > .Kaowk sticks a vibrator in Kwawks mout, turns it on and goes to look for that girl scout /action kicks Hwaok away from him > .Kwawk kicks Hwaok away from him > .Hwaok starts gnawning on the back of Kwawks head while kicking Kaowk repeatedly /action takes out the vibrating and shove it up Hwaok's ass > .Kwawk takes out the vibrating and shove it up Hwaok's ass > .Kaowk tears Hwaok's pants off and tosses him into a girl scout meeting > .Hwaok slaps Kwawk away with his vibrator > .Hwaok goes insane on the Girl Scouts .Kwawk> You mean you've got one of your own? .Kwawk> O_o > .Kaowk walks off and finds that girl scout from before .Hwaok> no, your vibrator > .Kaowk pins her to ground and drools /action kicks Kaowk away > .Kwawk kicks Kaowk away .Kwawk> Away, foul defiler! .Hwaok> see, the joker > .Kaowk catcehs Kwawk's kick and tosses him into the vat of Slice /action stands in front of the girl scout like a shield > .Kwawk stands in front of the girl scout like a shield > .Kaowk seals off the vat /action bounces back out before Kaowk can seal it > .Kwawk bounces back out before Kaowk can seal it /action kicks Kaowk into the vat > .Kwawk kicks Kaowk into the vat .Kwawk> Die, you Mamoru-wannabe! > .Kaowk drinks up the Slice inside and grows even stronger > .Kaowk laughs and shoots out a stream of Slice at Kwawk > .Hwaok stands up after his insanity bout on the Girl Scouts /action walks of with the girl scout, muttering about Chiba-wannabes > .Kwawk walks of with the girl scout, muttering about Chiba-wannabes > .Kaowk grabs the girl scout and runs off, but not before sticking a naughty picture on Kwawk's face .Hwaok> who runs the Tux-boy and Monkey Republic now? > .Kaos gasps, suddenly stumbling from the shadows .Kaos> m-me!! .Hwaok> Evil Sheep? /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> I always run the Tux-boys .Kaos> who created the Evil Sheep anyway? .Kaos> I dont recall... .Hwaok> um... KWOKINATOR> They're not under the fusions' control > .Hwaok Hawk .Hwaok> ouch /name Kwawk .Hwaok> name Hawk > .Hwaok grimaces .Hwaok> JESUS! > .Kaos laughs .Jesus> WHAT! .Kaos> Chubby fingers... /name Jesus Sorry, that is JUST_HAWK's name. /name Jesus .Hawk> GO AWAY! .Jesus> That's Hey-Zeus!! .Jesus> How many times do I have to tell you? .Jesus> Hey-Zeus! .Hawk> Don't do that! /name KWOKINATOR > .Hawk punches Jesus into LEO > .Kaos suddenly disappears .Hawk> I don't care!!!!!!!!!!! > .Kaowk kidnaps the girl scout and runs off with her /name Kwawk /action kicks Kaowk > .Kwawk kicks Kaowk > .Kaowk dodges the kick /action grabs the girl and runs away from Kaowk > .Kwawk grabs the girl and runs away from Kaowk > .Kaowk disappears in a flash .Hwaok> wtf... .Kwawk> Let's go, girl scout! > .Kaowk takes the girl with him .Hawk> ouch .Hawk> i've broken apart! .Kwawk> Too bad. I've got her .Hawk> gotta go .Kaowk> Go find your own scout, you freak!! .Kaowk> I saw this one first /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> What? .Kaos> Going?? .Kaos> Noooooooooooo!!! KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Hwaok> not leaving the room .Hwaok> unless i get disconnected .Kaos> er... kay KWOKINATOR> Dinner? KWOKINATOR> Another bout with Hyper Girl? .Hwaok> yeah .Hwaok> no, first > .Kaos snickers KWOKINATOR> Gotcha! Have fun! ^_^ .Kaos> sure... that's why you replied so fast... .Kaos> anyway, later .Kaos> And speaking of dinner... .Kaos> brb > .Hawk rolls his eyes KWOKINATOR> Have fun with Hyper Girl! KWOKINATOR> Send her my best regards! .Kaos> - signed off - ** BKPHOENIX just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> ... KWOKINATOR> Hey .Tomas> Hiya .Tomas> well I'm at my parents, and let me say this...MODEMS SUCK!!! KWOKINATOR> I thought you weren't gonna come on till late? KWOKINATOR> What modem is it? .Tomas> 56k KWOKINATOR> 33k? 28? KWOKINATOR> Then what's wrong with it? KWOKINATOR> Damn lag... .Tomas> but it still sucks compared to my normal T2 /action cracks his knuckles > KWOKINATOR cracks his knuckles KWOKINATOR> I'm using 33k, so don't piss me off... KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> sorry .Tomas> i remember those days KWOKINATOR> Slow... .Tomas> yup, very > .Tomas kicks Hawk /action wants a T2 > KWOKINATOR wants a T2 ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** .Tomas> Hiya Kaos KWOKINATOR> wb .Kaos> gah... KWOKINATOR> Hawk's eating, Tomas .Tomas> oh .Kaos> got disc in the minute i turned my back... .Tomas> so I can beat the crap out of him and he can't do anything about it right? .Kaos> but at least i got food now... KWOKINATOR> Yep KWOKINATOR> Although he might hit you when he finishes "eating" ^_^ .Tomas> heheheHaHaHaHaBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .Kaos> heh, Hawk's too good to eat at his keyoboard... .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Hawk's eating, alright .Tomas> what a wimp KWOKINATOR> Pure, white liquid... KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Hawk> - signed off - .Kaos> uh... > .Tomas pulls out a marker KWOKINATOR> ... .Tomas> DAMN! .Tomas> I was gonna draw on his face KWOKINATOR> Too late .Tomas> so i saw > .Tomas puts away marker > .Tomas needs snacks /action needs food > KWOKINATOR needs food KWOKINATOR> Should come in about 45 min .Tomas> thats not too bad .Kaos> DAMMIT!! KWOKINATOR> I've already eaten 2 cup noodles in the afternoon KWOKINATOR> I'm living on cup noodles .Kaos> I dropped my damn chicken!! KWOKINATOR> Buck buck .Kaos> Now I'm reminded of why people still eat at the table.. .Tomas> I've had 3 slices of pizza since I got up at 9:00 .Kaos> gah KWOKINATOR> I never eat at my table anymore .Kaos> That cant be healthy... .Tomas> 12 hours, three slices of Pizza. SOmething wrong there .Kaos> Cause I had one slice of pizza .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I always just eat my lunch here in front of the comp .Kaos> and only started eating more now KWOKINATOR> Nothing wrong there KWOKINATOR> I've finished a large pizza by myself in one sitting once .Tomas> sure there is, I normally eat more .Kaos> Almost 12 hours on oone slice of pizza... KWOKINATOR> I sometimes go 24 hours without a slice of food .Kaos> heh .Kaos> I get headaches then... /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs KWOKINATOR> I need a life .Kaos> Or at least an annoying feeling in my stomach... .Tomas> a life is useless KWOKINATOR> I usually just get hungry for about half an hour or so, then the hunger goes away .Tomas> jsut spend more time here KWOKINATOR> And I don't need to eat until dinner's right in front of me ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I DO spend more time here .Kaos> whatever social life I had disappeared when I went into the chatrooms... .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I've skipped the last three days of school to be here .Kaos> ack! KWOKINATOR> I've never had a social life to begin with, so there! :P .Kaos> You're obssessed I tell ya! KWOKINATOR> Nope KWOKINATOR> It takes A LOT of willpower for me to go to school nowadays KWOKINATOR> A LOT .Tomas> i know how that is .Kaos> I drag my ass to school even if I'm sick with a sore throat and cold... .Tomas> you're just stupid .Kaos> Hell, If I had the plague, I'd go, just so I could cough on people... ^_^ KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> I need to come up with an excuse for missing three straight days of class KWOKINATOR> And why I get sick EVERY SINGLE week .Kaos> Going through hell because I'm sick is better than going through hell with make up work... KWOKINATOR> Who says you need to make up work? KWOKINATOR> Who says you need to work at all? .Tomas> cronic illness .Kaos> Relatives in Australlia... KWOKINATOR> Chronic illness sounds good .Kaos> your plane was skyjacked too ** JUST_HAWK just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> wb .Hawk> ohhhhhhh............. KWOKINATOR> Came already? ^_^ .Kaos> and you had to manually land the thing with only the control tower and a semi-concsious co-pilot for help .Hawk> to much food > .Hawk frowns at Kwok > .Kaos gets it KWOKINATOR> And the semi-conscious pilot happens to be a Hibiki... .Kaos> hahahahah...!!! .Hawk> 'bout time Kaos .Hawk> sheesh .Kaos> Theres underlying perversion in everything Kwokinator says... .Kaos> ^_^ .Hawk> seriously KWOKINATOR> Nah .Hawk> oh man... KWOKINATOR> I don't do underlying stuff. Not my style. I just say it outright ^_^ .Tomas> we can be serious here? > .Hawk blinks .Hawk> yes... .Serious Kaos> Yo... .Serious Kaos> So what's up? .Tomas> wow...no one ever told me /name Perv Kwok .Perv Kwok> We can be as serious as we want > .Hawk falls over > .Tomas hits serious Kaos .Perv Kwok> But we like to goof off .Hawk> well, i'll brb again .Hawk> yeah .Perv Kwok> Goof off, good... > .Hawk walks off > .Tomas takes out Marker > .Serious Kaos is unaffected by Tomas because this is serious, and chatroom actions dont affect him > .Tomas draws on Hawks face .Tomas> HaHaHaHa /action induces some perversion into SK > .Perv Kwok induces some perversion into SK > .Tomas finishes call to hired demo experts and expects the good news about Koas's house tomorrow morning .Perv Kwok> Yay! .Perv Kwok> Fireworks! > .Serious Kaos is seriously staring at his monitor fromhis cardboard box /action is pervertedly looking at girl scouts :P > .Perv Kwok is pervertedly looking at girl scouts :P /action drools > .Perv Kwok drools .Perv Kwok> Girl scout nookies... > .Tomas throws Perv Kwok at Girl Scouts > .Serious Kaos is being serious .Perv Kwok> Hotcha!! > .Serious Kaos does some serious work /action gropes every one of the girl scouts and take their silky darlings > .Perv Kwok gropes every one of the girl scouts and take their silky darlings .Perv Kwok> What a haul! What a haul! /action runs away laughing > .Perv Kwok runs away laughing .Perv Kwok> O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! /action returns home and starts ironing the silky darlings > .Perv Kwok returns home and starts ironing the silky darlings ** PHU123 just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** /action holds one up, his eyes watery > .Perv Kwok holds one up, his eyes watery .Perv Kwok> Hey Phu PHU123> hey .Tomas> hioya Phu .Perv Kwok> What a beauty... my silky treasures... > .Serious Kaos waits patiently for something serious to happen .Serious Kaos> ...... PHU123> have you guys been in here since I left, It froze up so i just signed off /action snoodles the silky darling > .Perv Kwok snoodles the silky darling .Perv Kwok> I've been here non-stop since 9 this morning > .Tomas tosses a bomb at Perv Kwok and destroys his silky darlings .Perv Kwok> NNNNNNOOOOO!!!! My treasures! My babies! My silky darlings! .Tomas> hehe /action turns to Tomas, murder in his eyes > .Perv Kwok turns to Tomas, murder in his eyes .Perv Kwok> You'll PAY for that! > .Tomas draws sword /action runs at Tomas > .Perv Kwok runs at Tomas > .Tomas summons armor .Perv Kwok> DIE!! > .Tomas punts Perv into LEO .Perv Kwok> Kwokindaikarin! /action throws a bomb at Tomas > .Perv Kwok throws a bomb at Tomas > .Tomas ignores attack as its to weak to even scratch his armor .Tomas> I love armor made out of the strongest stuff in existance /JOIN 57 .Perv Kwok> Got disconnected .Tomas> oh well PHU123> Kaos have you read Hawks bio on the roll call, very cute .Tomas> basiclly I ignored your attack as it couldn't scratch my armor /action sticks his tongue out at Tomas > .Perv Kwok sticks his tongue out at Tomas .Perv Kwok> Take that! /action goes back to normal > .Perv Kwok goes back to normal /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Kaos is dead KWOKINATOR> Very very dead PHU123> thought so .Tomas> so dead you wouldn't believe how dead PHU123> who's neko, KWOKINATOR> So dead that you can't kill him again KWOKINATOR> SunLord PHU123> oh KWOKINATOR> That brings up a point: How can you kill someone who's already dead? PHU123> I've got to get this straight. Kaos is really a girl named Steph and she is going out with Hawk right, I'm sort of confused SInce Kaos plays so many characters KWOKINATOR> Wha? KWOKINATOR> HOW DARE YOU DEFILE STEPH LIKE THAT? DIE!! /action hits Phu > KWOKINATOR hits Phu KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> wha....? .Tomas> /action kicks Phu in shins /action kicks Phu in the head > KWOKINATOR kicks Phu in the head PHU123> explain please then i might have confused people or gotten the wrong impression .Tomas> Steph is Steph .Tomas> Kaos is Kaos KWOKINATOR> Exactly .Tomas> Kwok is obseesed with Steph .Serious Kaos> huh? .Serious Kaos> what the? PHU123> oh do they use the same computer .Kaos> Was busy giving directions... KWOKINATOR> Kaos, explain your relationship with Steph .Tomas> me and Hawk just try to be Steph's friends .Tomas> but I tend to get ignored .Tomas> not that thats very uncommon for me .Kaos> eh? PHU123> because I though Kaos was steph .Kaos> Relationship with Steph? PHU123> I'm confused PHU123> I thought you and steph were the same person KWOKINATOR> Kaos, explain now or Phu's gonna leave because he's too confused .Kaos> Steph's an old friend, I supppose > .Tomas must get ice cream .Kaos> and I brought her into the chatroom /action must get laid ^_^ > KWOKINATOR must get laid ^_^ .Kaos> And, erm... that's all you need to know .Kaos> Steph's not someone I just made up... PHU123> oh I thought you and steph were the same person because, I didn't see anyone come in and noticed your name was gone PHU123> when steph was chatting .Kaos> talking about mpds are uncomfortable .Kaos> So if I somehow confused you more, or was evasive with my answers... .Kaos> too bad!! .Tomas> i understand Kaos .Kaos> ^_^ .Tomas> hehe /action hits Kaos > KWOKINATOR hits Kaos KWOKINATOR> Jerk PHU123> i just needed to know you were two different people KWOKINATOR> _I_ on the other hand, am the sanest person here > .Tomas sits on couch with bowl of Ice Cream KWOKINATOR> I don't have MPD .Tomas> he's the lucky one PHU123> MPD??????????? .Kaos> er... you could say we're two different people... > .Tomas eats ice cream PHU123> Multiple Personality disorder PHU123> is that it .Tomas> MPD KWOKINATOR> Yep .Tomas> is .Tomas> MPD PHU123> ok PHU123> i understand now .Tomas> good > .Steph appears by Phu123 .Steph> What do you mean me and Kay are the same?? .Tomas> uh-ooh... .Steph> I'll have you know that I have two things Kay definetly doesnt have... PHU123> my mistake /action sees Steph > KWOKINATOR sees Steph .Tomas> Phu, you better not have hurt her feelings...or else /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs > .Tomas gives Phu evil eye > .Steph hmphs and smooths out her dress .Steph> Well... as long as you're sorry... /action takes out his scythe and walks towards Steph > KWOKINATOR takes out his scythe and walks towards Steph > PHU123 evil eye has no affect KWOKINATOR> I got something for you Steph... > .Tomas draws sword and follows Kwok PHU123> yep i'm sorry just want to know what was going on > .Tomas blocks Kwok's path /action swings his scythe at Steph's head to decapitate her > KWOKINATOR swings his scythe at Steph's head to decapitate her .Tomas> put that down Kwok KWOKINATOR> Get out of the way, Tomas KWOKINATOR> This doesn't concern you > .Steph suddenly bends down, picking up a box she had drop .Steph> ed > .Tomas blocks scyth before it reaches steph .Steph> oops... .Tomas> It DOES NOW! > .Steph dusts off the box, pouting .Tomas> RYU SON SEN! > .Tomas goes into speed patter of slashes at Kwok > .Kaos blinks at Kwok .Kaos> What the heck do you think you're doing, Kwok? /action blocks the slashes with his scyth > KWOKINATOR blocks the slashes with his scyth KWOKINATOR> FO, Kaos! > .Kaos blinks > .Tomas follows with one handed thrust .Kaos> 7-Up yours!! .Kaos> I hope Tomas Messed Up yours!! .Kaos> ^_^; /action sidesteps the thrust and slashes at Tomas' calf > KWOKINATOR sidesteps the thrust and slashes at Tomas' calf > .Tomas slides right and slashes across Kwok's stomach > .Steph turns around and blinks /action avoids it just in time, Tomas' sword cutting a hole through his shirt > KWOKINATOR avoids it just in time, Tomas' sword cutting a hole through his shirt .Steph> Oh... you two are sparring again? KWOKINATOR> Grrrr... > .Tomas jumps high KWOKINATOR> That's it! The kid gloves are off! .Tomas> RYU TSUI SEN! > .Tomas down patter of slashes intent on cutting Kwok into 3 pieces /action jabs his scyth on the floor, and a geyser of fire comes up, blocking Tomas' path > KWOKINATOR jabs his scyth on the floor, and a geyser of fire comes up, blocking Tomas' path > .Tomas shoots foward avoiding flames .Tomas> SO RYU SEN! > .Tomas does a new pattern of quick slashes /action thrust his hands forward, sending a bolt of lightning towards Tomas > KWOKINATOR thrust his hands forward, sending a bolt of lightning towards Tomas /action runs back to avoid the slashes > KWOKINATOR runs back to avoid the slashes > .Tomas ducks low and comes up .Tomas> RISING TACKLE! .Steph> hahaha...!! .Kaos> No offense, but... .Kaos> That was a lame attack name... > .Tomas performs a revers hand stand and with his foot for Kwok's jaw /action does a backward tumble to avoid the tackle, then kick at Tomas' stomach as Tomas is in mid-air > KWOKINATOR does a backward tumble to avoid the tackle, then kick at Tomas' stomach as Tomas is in mid-air PHU123> hehehe > .Tomas rolls with the blow and comes up. .Kaos> Better than Rapidash Run though... PHU123> never made since to me either esepecially when it was a kicking move > .Tomas dashes foward again PHU123> sencse .Tomas> UMORIGACHI KOOKUUKOOKUNEI!O PHU123> sense .Kaos> Okay, that sounded cool... ^_^ > .Tomas fades from veiw in a mist of blades aimed for Kwok /action waits to see what that funky attack name does ^_^ > KWOKINATOR waits to see what that funky attack name does ^_^ /action sees the blade and barely avoids it in time > KWOKINATOR sees the blade and barely avoids it in time KWOKINATOR> That's it! You made me do it! PHU123> nice save KWOKINATOR> My most devastating attack! KWOKINATOR> PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHU123> hahahahahahhahaahhahhahaha > .Tomas summons full armor and smirks behind mask .Kaos> heh... /action sends a bolt of pure, yellow, sickeningly cute lightning towards Tomas > KWOKINATOR sends a bolt of pure, yellow, sickeningly cute lightning towards Tomas > .Tomas smirks behind mask as bolt hits him and has no effect /action starts tossing pokemon after pokemon at Tomas > KWOKINATOR starts tossing pokemon after pokemon at Tomas /action tosses some digimon at him too > KWOKINATOR tosses some digimon at him too KWOKINATOR> Take that! .Tomas> fool, I killed jupiter and she has A LOT more electricity than that! > .Kaos sweatdrops .Kaos> Say, um... .Kaos> Why are you two trying to kill each other anyway? KWOKINATOR> Because he's getting in my way! > .Tomas opens a void gate way and watches pokemon and digimon fly through > .Kaos blinks .Kaos> ah... > .Tomas closes gate .Kaos> huh... .Tomas> HE TRIED TO KILL STEPH! .Tomas> I stopped him .Kaos> ack! .Kaos> Oh... > .Kaos glares at Kwok .Tomas> and then got in his way .Kaos> Man, you've sunk low Kwok... > .Kaos shakes his head /action shoots two daggers at Kaos' eyes > KWOKINATOR shoots two daggers at Kaos' eyes > .Kaos sighs .Kaos> Well, at least this saves me the trouble of saving her ass myself > .Kaos neatly sidesteps the daggers .Tomas> i got a thing about saving girls .Tomas> so sue me /action takes out his Nokia and calls up his lawyer > KWOKINATOR takes out his Nokia and calls up his lawyer > .Stephannie walks up to Kaos > .Tomas smiles at the thought of killing lawyers too PHU123> heehehehehehe .Stephannie> Um... Kaos... why are those two fighting? KWOKINATOR> Done. Expect red tape on your doorstep tomorrow morning > .Kaos shrugs .Kaos> One's trying to kill you, the other has something against that /action sends a dagger flying towards Steph's head > KWOKINATOR sends a dagger flying towards Steph's head > .Stephannie blinks .Stephannie> Ah... .Stephannie> I... see... > .Tomas blocks dagger > .Tomas shoots toward Kwok again KWOKINATOR> Grrrr.... stop getting in my way! /action runs towards Stephannie instead > KWOKINATOR runs towards Stephannie instead > .Kaos rolls his shoulders and watches /action slashes at Steph's head with his scyth > KWOKINATOR slashes at Steph's head with his scyth > .Tomas teleports between Kwok and Steph .Tomas> Action/ blocks slash /action goes low and does a leg sweep on Tomas > KWOKINATOR goes low and does a leg sweep on Tomas > .Kaos blinks as the slash is narrowly blocked by Tomas > .Kaos pulls Steph a few steps back > .Tomas jumps sweep and slashes down .Kaos> Geez Kwok, ya coulda hurt someone with that... KWOKINATOR> That's my intention, Kaos!! > .Kaos blinks .Kaos> Um... yeah... /action goes into a backwards roll to avoid the slash > KWOKINATOR goes into a backwards roll to avoid the slash > .Kaos shrugs and stretches /action gets back up and attempts to shoulder ram Tomas > KWOKINATOR gets back up and attempts to shoulder ram Tomas > .Tomas freezes Kwok .Kaos> That... was a cheap attack /action avoids Tomas' attack, whatever it was > KWOKINATOR avoids Tomas' attack, whatever it was .Tomas> it worked .Kaos> You need a cool-sounding name to be allowed to do something like that... PHU123> you know we really should get that rpg started so you guys can do this for a reason .Tomas> no i don't .Hawk> ah... Phu has come i see > .Kaos shrugs .Kaos> Ah well .Kaos> Heya Hawk PHU123> hey .Tomas> Hawk, protect steph, I got to go for a min /action takes the opportunity to stealthily walk up behind Steph > KWOKINATOR takes the opportunity to stealthily walk up behind Steph KWOKINATOR> Die! > .Hawk blinks > .Kaos turns around .Kaos> Hey Kwo- .Kaos> ack! /action slashes at Steph's head > KWOKINATOR slashes at Steph's head > .Hawk blocks Kwok's attack PHU123> Kw and tomas have been fighting > .Tomas grabs kwok from behind > .Kaos grabs Steph, rolling out of the way > .Hawk breaks Kwok's arm PHU123> kw trying to kill steph tomas stppong him > .Kaos pulls out his handgun, drawing a bead on Kwok's chest PHU123> stopping > .Hawk punches Kwok in the stomach .Kaos> Okay Kwok, just calm down... /action goes into a somersault with Tomas' momentum, neatly avoiding Hawk's attack > KWOKINATOR goes into a somersault with Tomas' momentum, neatly avoiding Hawk's attack .Kaos> I gotcha in my sights, but I suppose I can just let you walk... .Hawk> alright, lets play it that way > .Hawk disappears /action shoots a chain of daggers at Steph as he's in mid-air > KWOKINATOR shoots a chain of daggers at Steph as he's in mid-air > .Hwaok grabs every chain easily KWOKINATOR> It's a chain of daggers. Not a chain > .Kaos pushes Steph away .Kaos> Get outta here! /action smirls > KWOKINATOR smirls KWOKINATOR> smirks .Hwaok> thoughts so .Kaos> Dammit Kwok, that's enough, you're gonna hurt someone! > .Hwaok frowns at the daggers bounce off him KWOKINATOR> THAT'S MY INTENTION AKSO!! KWOKINATOR> KAOS > .Hwaok grins > .Steph nods and runs off, glancing back every now and then > .Kaos blinks PHU123> oh well might as well get into this as well. > .Hwaok flys up to Kwok and punches him hard into the ground .Kaos> You mean you actually are trying to kill Steph? > .Kaos rubs the back of his head, still holding his gun, sheepishly .Kaos> Oh .Kaos> 0_o; /action bounces right back up and tackles Hwaok > KWOKINATOR bounces right back up and tackles Hwaok > .Hwaok powers up a massive ball of ki and fires it at Kwok, blowing him up into many pieces /action teleports behind Hawk as the blast is released and kick Hawk into the blast > KWOKINATOR teleports behind Hawk as the blast is released and kick Hawk into the blast > .Hwaok grins > .Kaos rolls behind some metal crates for cover, deciding to give Hwaok long-range support KWOKINATOR> Hwaok > .Hwaok grabs Kwok's leg, twisting it till it breaks > .Kaos raws a bead on Kwok, not really wanting to shoot unless absolutely .Kaos> nessessary > PHU123 walks up behind kaos and hits him with a duck training potty > .Hwaok flips backwards in midair, kicking Kwok higher > .Hwaok flys up after Kwok > .Kaos catches the potty with one hand and tosses it away PHU123> 2 on 2 now /action twists along with the momentum, kicking Hwaok's head, then gets kicked and goes into mid-air > KWOKINATOR twists along with the momentum, kicking Hwaok's head, then gets kicked and goes into mid-air > .Kaos then knocks Phu out with a well aimed punch > .Hwaok gets above Kwok and elbows the back of his head > .Hwaok knees Kwok in the face > PHU123 recover and pulls out a sword > PHU123 starts slashing > .Hwaok grabs Kwok and throws him at Phu > .Kaos shoots the sword out of Phu's hands /action flips in mid-air to avoid the elbow, and kick the back of Hawok's head with his leg > KWOKINATOR flips in mid-air to avoid the elbow, and kick the back of Hawok's head with his leg .Kaos> Go away kid, I dont got time to deal with small fry like you > .Hwaok teleports infront of Kwok and kicks him in the face > PHU123 duck > PHU123 sweep kaos /action punches Hwaok as he appears > KWOKINATOR punches Hwaok as he appears > .Kaos smashes his gun's butt into Phu's leg, crushing it .Kaos> I said go away! > .Hwaok teleports in front of Phu and punches him in the back of the head > .Kaos tosses Phu at Kwok > PHU123 teleports into the corner /action teleports behind Kaos and punches his spine > KWOKINATOR teleports behind Kaos and punches his spine > .Hwaok flys up to Kwok and punches him 1000 times in the gut and 2000 in the face > PHU123 casts a healing spell > .Hwaok snaps his figners in denial .Hwaok> fingers /action appears behind Hwaok, smirking as he kicks Hwaok into the ground > KWOKINATOR appears behind Hwaok, smirking as he kicks Hwaok into the ground KWOKINATOR> That was my afterimage > .Kaos narrowly rolls out of the way, shooting several rounds at Kwok /action deflects the rounds with his scyth > KWOKINATOR deflects the rounds with his scyth > PHU123 throws fireball at kaos > .Kaos blinks as his bullets go through the fake Kwok > .Hwaok teleport behind Kwok and punches him into the rounds .Kaos> ah, bugger... > .Hwaok catches the bullets > .Hwaok throws the bullets at the real Kwok .Kaos> ack! > .Kaos runs to the side, narrowly avoiding the fireball and shooting five rounds at Phu > .Hwaok teleports behind Kwok and throws him into the bullets /action somersaults and lands on the ground, just avoiding the bullets > KWOKINATOR somersaults and lands on the ground, just avoiding the bullets .Hwaok> dammit! > PHU123 start a barrage of fireballs .Kaos> Shit! > .Hwaok runs after Kwok kicking him into Phu's fireballs > .Kaos gives off a few shots to occupy Phu and dashes away, the wall exploding behind him /action holds his hands out and abosrbs the fireballs' magic > KWOKINATOR holds his hands out and abosrbs the fireballs' magic > .Hwaok stands breathing calmly > PHU123 shoot fire arrow at hawk > .Hwaok catches the arrow and throws it back /action shoots a freeze arrow at Kaos > KWOKINATOR shoots a freeze arrow at Kaos > .Hwaok smirks > PHU123 teleports behind hawk hitting him with a massive mallet > .Kaos rolls under it and ends up in front of Hawk, jabbing at him a few dozen times > .Hwaok smacks Kaos .Hwaok> why you hittin' me! /action raises an eyebrow > KWOKINATOR raises an eyebrow .Kaos> That was Kwok, you idiot! KWOKINATOR> Hitting your own teammate now? .Hwaok> and it's not Hawk dope! > .Hwaok rubs his head and smacks Phu away > .Kaos presses his attack on Kwok with a fluid series of jabs and swings .Hwaok> oh .Hwaok> sorry ^_^; /action ducks and weaves against the attack > KWOKINATOR ducks and weaves against the attack > .Tomas shakes his head and looks around /action bends his knee and uppercuts Kaos > KWOKINATOR bends his knee and uppercuts Kaos > .Hwaok runs up to Kwok and punches Kwok in the back into Kaos' fists > .Kaos swears and fires a shot at point blank range, narrowly jumping back to avoid the attack > .Tomas teleports behind Kaos and performs a backhand slash > PHU123 throws daggers at kaos > .Kaos ducks, rolling out of the way and swearing /action ducks to let the shot hit Hwaok > KWOKINATOR ducks to let the shot hit Hwaok .Kaos> what the hell?? .Tomas> I'm back .Kaos> Two on three now?? > .Hwaok catches Tomas' hamd .Hwaok> hand > .Hwaok punches Tomas away > .Kaos fires at Tomas > PHU123 hits hawks arm breaking it > .Hwaok 360o's and kicks Kwok in the stomach KWOKINATOR> Don't you ever need to reload, Kaos? > .Tomas shakes his head again and looks around > PHU123 freeing kw > .Hwaok realines his arms .Kaos> I didnt fire that many shots!! .Kaos> Still have 3 rounds left... /action punches the back of Hwaok's head as he is turned around > KWOKINATOR punches the back of Hwaok's head as he is turned around .Tomas> shit, I got messed up. I KNOW WHAT SIDE I'M ON NOW THOUGH!! > .Hwaok rubs his arm and head before punching Phu and Kwok .Hwaok> OURS! .Hwaok> Kaos' and me! > .Kaos shoots off the rest of his ammunition at Kwok and rolls behind some crates to reload /action grabs Hawk's fist and pushes him forward into the wall > KWOKINATOR grabs Hawk's fist and pushes him forward into the wall > .Tomas teleports behind Kwok .Tomas> RYU SON SEN! /action ducks and let the bullets hit Tomas > KWOKINATOR ducks and let the bullets hit Tomas > .Hwaok glances at Kwok wondering who he's grabbing > .Kaos is annoyed by how people constantly avoid tiny bullets that move near the speed of sound... KWOKINATOR> Hwaok, dammit! .Hwaok> ^_^ > .Tomas ignores bullets as they bounce off his armor and drives his sword down at Kwok > .Kaos throws his hoister at Kwok in annoyance > .Hwaok punches the back of Kwok's head into the wall .Kaos> Eat that!!1 > PHU123 rams tomas > PHU123 stopping the thrust /action rolls forward to avoid the attack, neatly avoiding the holster > KWOKINATOR rolls forward to avoid the attack, neatly avoiding the holster > .Hwaok catches Kaos hoister and hits Kwok with it > .Tomas rolls with the blow and faces Phu .Hwaok> er.. holster > PHU123 starts throwing shurikens .Kaos> ^_^; .Kaos> yeah, holster... > .Tomas fades from existance to appear behind Phu, his sword cutting a long streak in Phu's back /action rolls sideways on the floor to avoid Hwaok's attack, then jump on and kick at Hwaok's head > KWOKINATOR rolls sideways on the floor to avoid Hwaok's attack, then jump on and kick at Hwaok's head > .Hwaok rubs his chin in thought > PHU123 teleports away and cast a healing spell > .Tomas performs a second slash cutting Phu's right arm off > .Hwaok catches the foot still scratching his chin > .Hwaok twists the foot breakign it > .Hwaok throws Kwok down > .Tomas fades from view only to appear, his sword thristing for Kwoks neck > .Hwaok raises a hand at Kwok and fires five ki blasts into his head /action twists his body along with the momentum and lands on the floor > KWOKINATOR twists his body along with the momentum and lands on the floor > .Hwaok watches annoyed /action turns and does a leg sweep on Hwaok, neatly avoiding the ki blast while tripping him > KWOKINATOR turns and does a leg sweep on Hwaok, neatly avoiding the ki blast while tripping him > .Hwaok teleport away next to Kaos > PHU123 reappers and starts slashing at tomas with a broad sword > .Tomas jumps above Kwok bringing his sword down into Kwok's shoulder .Hwaok> you alive? > .Kaos shoots mutters and shoots a few rounds at Kwok at the same time > .Hwaok teleports behind Kwok and pushes him into the blade > .Tomas ignores Phu's blows as they can't get through his Void Armor /action turns sideways and avoids the attack, kicking Tomas when he's in front > KWOKINATOR turns sideways and avoids the attack, kicking Tomas when he's in front > .Hwaok catches Tomas' blade and shoves it into Kwok > .Tomas brings his sword down severing Kwok's foot and rolls with the blow > PHU123 teleports a flesh eating bug inside tomas's armor > .Hwaok blinks /action flips backward to avoid the sword slash and Hwaok's attack > KWOKINATOR flips backward to avoid the sword slash and Hwaok's attack > .Kaos shoots at Kwok while he is busy dodging .Hwaok> Kaos, use your fists /action rolls and trips Hwaok > KWOKINATOR rolls and trips Hwaok > .Tomas Tomas ignores the bug as it died from the extream temperature within His Armor .Kaos> bah! /action just avoids the bullets that Kaos fired at him > KWOKINATOR just avoids the bullets that Kaos fired at him > .Hwaok is unaffected by the sweep .Kaos> bullets can only be faster than fists... > .Hwaok grins > .Hwaok sits on Kwoks face and farts > .Tomas wonders why he's in the fight now that steph is gone and out of danger /action punches Hwaok's groin as Hwaok's taking time grinning > KWOKINATOR punches Hwaok's groin as Hwaok's taking time grinning .Hwaok> there you go Kwok > .Kaos shakes his head and tosses in a smoke grenade before walking off > PHU123 pull's out akane's mallet and hits tomas into LEO > .Hwaok teleports away > .Tomas cuts a deep gash in Kwok's throat when he paid too much attention to Hawk /action rolls away from the far > KWOKINATOR rolls away from the far /action punches Tomas' back, smirking > KWOKINATOR punches Tomas' back, smirking .Hwaok> that's Hwaok and fart > .Tomas teleports behind Phu and drives his sword straight through Phu's heart KWOKINATOR> You hit my after image .Tomas> Oh really, then whats that blood? > PHU123 falls down appearing to be dead but stands back up a second later KWOKINATOR> Yours > .Kaos thinks that creating after images has become an all-too cliched way of escaping in the chatroom... KWOKINATOR> I punched you too hard > .Tomas smmirks behind mask > .Hwaok teleport behind Kwok and kicks the back of his head, forcing his face into the ground .Tomas> you have nothiung that can even scratch my armor /action rolls with the blow, then comes right back up > KWOKINATOR rolls with the blow, then comes right back up > .Kaos creates several dozen after images and sends them to dance around Kwok while he lounges off on the couch > .Tomas decides fight is pointles and wonders off into the bar .Hwaok> you can't roll from that! KWOKINATOR> Hey, not my fault, Kaos KWOKINATOR> Everybody decides to be omnipotent > .Hwaok sighs .Hwaok> i'm not, i'm three in one! .K-images> Hello Kwok... .K-images> look at us... KWOKINATOR> I'm just trying to limit myself from being overpowered and keeping alive .K-images> look at us... > PHU123 also goes to bar seeing fight is pointless .Kaos> I am _not_ omnipotent!! > .Tomas sends away the armor from his head and orders a Slice .Kaos> I've got a freakin' gun and can outrun fireballs, but that's all! > .Hwaok pops outta existance .Hawk> i was a miz .Hawk> mix .Tomas> Me, you just can't get through my Armor. /action shakes hands with the peaceful k-images > KWOKINATOR shakes hands with the peaceful k-images .Hawk> three times the power > .Hawk shrugs .Tomas> Well, Kwok could have when he had that Scythe but he doesn't anymore so... KWOKINATOR> I've got the scyth KWOKINATOR> I just don't use it > .K-images tries to shake hands with Kwok and wave their hands like the putty patrols from power rangers /action prefers unarmed combat > KWOKINATOR prefers unarmed combat > .K-images start jumping through Kwok for fun .Hawk> he got tired of writing scythe > .Tomas shrugs .Tomas> each his own > .K-images start doing cartwheels around Kwok .K-images> Hello kwok, hello... .K-images> Look at us, look at us... .Tomas> I was only in that fight to protect Steph /action laughs at the pathetic images > KWOKINATOR laughs at the pathetic images KWOKINATOR> I was only in that fight to kill Steph .Hawk> i only joined cause Kwok was gonna kill Steph PHU123> I got in cause I was bored and to even it out > .K-images start playing paper sccissors rocks with each other .K-images> Wanna join, kwok, it could be pleasent... .K-images> Wanna join Kwok, it could be pleasent... /action kicks at the images but his attack passed throught them > KWOKINATOR kicks at the images but his attack passed throught them > .K-images laugh at each other .K-images> Random K-image .K-images> Ha, paper I win! > .Hawk blinks into nothingness as he wants to do nothing for the time being .K-images> No you didnt, nothing beats good ol' rock!! /name The Rock .The Rock> Damn right! .The Rock> You smell what The Rock is cookin'? /name KWOKINATOR PHU123> do any of you have this problem with myspace. I queue a lot of files and leave for a couple hours and when i com back it has only downloaded the first file. /action sits on the couch and sighs > KWOKINATOR sits on the couch and sighs > .K-images nod, laughing to themselve .K-images> No have problems... .K-images> No have problems... KWOKINATOR> Jeez. You can't even kill an annoying girl scout without people interfering. KWOKINATOR> What's the world come to? > .K-images link hands and circl around Kwok .K-images> Round and round we go... .K-images> Round and round we go.... /action ignore the images > KWOKINATOR ignore the images > .K-images shout into Kwok's ears .Tomas> i won't let you kill her because its too big a pain to find good cookies around here KWOKINATOR> It used to be so simple... you don't like 'em, you off 'em .Tomas> its not about the person, its about the cookies .K-images> Purple monkey dishwasher!! /action tries to whack the images away > KWOKINATOR tries to whack the images away .K-images> Purple Monkey dishwasher!! KWOKINATOR> You people are worse than Gotenks' ghosts KWOKINATOR> That's saying A LOT > .K-images pull their eyelids down and stick their tongues at Kwok .K-images> nyaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! .K-images> Whatcha gonna do?? whatcha gonna do?? KWOKINATOR> So, Tomas. If I steal all her cookies, would you let me kill her? .K-images> When Sherrif John Brown comes for you! .Tomas> no, because she's the only place I know to get more KWOKINATOR> Grrrrrr....... .Tomas> you wouldn't believe how fast I go through cookies PHU123> hawk you still here /action starts thinking up plans to kill Steph without Tomas interfering, like killing her when Tomas isn't here > KWOKINATOR starts thinking up plans to kill Steph without Tomas interfering, like killing her when Tomas isn't here > .K-images all laugh at Kwok and shadow them > .Tomas is thankful he knows a good number of reserection spells ..> sorta /action punches the images and they disappeared > KWOKINATOR punches the images and they disappeared /action walks upto Tomas and douses him with the SoD Girl Scout Hating Psychopath > KWOKINATOR walks upto Tomas and douses him with the SoD Girl Scout Hating Psychopath > .K-images reappear, because they are oft-used cliche'd things easy to create > .Tomas suddenly has the urge to serve Steph's every wish and to protect her from all things > .K-images start shoving their arms throuhg Kwok, laughing .Tomas> Damn, I knew I should have gotten a full cure to Mercury's little play ground instead of just a reversal thing > .. would blink but has no eyes KWOKINATOR> Afterimages can't act on their own KWOKINATOR> Can't laugh KWOKINATOR> THey stay still PHU123> see ya guys ..> cya .Tomas> unless they're too stupid to know they're after images KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> Se ya! .Tomas> bye > .Kaos shrugs, as he is controlling the images PHU123> - signed off - > .K-images ignore Kwok's ramblings and do cartwheels around him KWOKINATOR> You're right, Tomas. They're too stupid to realize it .Tomas> stupidity knows no bounds KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> Insanity knows no bounds > .K-images stupidly make faces at Kwok KWOKINATOR> Especially in this chatroom ^_^ .Tomas> you got it /action takes out his scythe and practices decapitation on nearby mannequins > KWOKINATOR takes out his scythe and practices decapitation on nearby mannequins > .K-images takes turn appearing before the mannequins and disappearing as the scythe comes in /action goes around the room beheading mannequins, yelling "There can be only one!" > KWOKINATOR goes around the room beheading mannequins, yelling "There can be only one!" /action goes off to find WAFFy-chan so he can put her in fics > KWOKINATOR goes off to find WAFFy-chan so he can put her in fics ** TONYLOCO just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> hey Tony TONYLOCO> YO!! > .Tomas wonders if the bar will ever get a cute female single Bar-tender .Tomas> hiya TONYLOCO> I made you CD today KWO I'll send it the next friday KWOKINATOR> it does KWOKINATOR> Thanks! TONYLOCO> You can always ask for steph Tomas TONYLOCO> where is everyone ?? KWOKINATOR> Dead KWOKINATOR> I killed them .Tomas> Steph is 15 and a Girl Scout Tony KWOKINATOR> So? TONYLOCO> hmmm... I finished the caracter for the RPG but I'm not sure if he's all right .Tomas> she shouldn't work a bar TONYLOCO> So ?? KWOKINATOR> She's still cute and female and single TONYLOCO> do you actually believe that ?? .Tomas> too young for me though KWOKINATOR> As long as it's not a strip-bar or a gay bar.. .Tomas> i'm thinking someone between 18 and 20 KWOKINATOR> Believe what? .K-images> Hey, and who's Cat? TONYLOCO> I mean this girl seels girl scout cookies in the middle of the night... now that strange KWOKINATOR> How 'bout 21? .K-images> She's a single female, and bartender for the room... KWOKINATOR> Eactly > .Kaos blinks .Kaos> ah... .Tomas> BUT she's not here .Kaos> I just reinstalled the mechwarrior 3 demo... .Kaos> It's... getting... distracting... TONYLOCO> so Do you guys want to see the sheet of mi character before I Post it ?? .Kaos> and even if Steph says she's 15... .Tomas> and besides, the only person thats a threat to Steph here is Kwok .Kaos> that could just be to get you guys off her back... /action douses himself with the Nyannichuan and jumps behind the bar > KWOKINATOR douses himself with the Nyannichuan and jumps behind the bar KWOKINATOR> What would you like, sir? ..> you're all messed up > TONYLOCO got his ass kicked in diablo just a few minutes ago ..> along with me > .Tomas draws sword ..> ^_^ ..> just try it .Tomas> YOUR HEAD! > .Tomas takes a swipe at Kwok ..> oh, him ^_^; /action attacks Tomas with cute, kawaii eyes > KWOKINATOR attacks Tomas with cute, kawaii eyes > .Tomas resheaths sword > .. would facefault, but can't > .Tomas ignores eyes as they got NOTHING on Hotaru-0chan .Kaos> Mechwarrior... 3 .Tomas> I own that game > TONYLOCO and now in our latest show sex changing perverts and psycho sword wielding guys who love them KWOKINATOR> Cute, kawaii eyes. Too bad they're Medusa's eyes KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Tomas holds up a mirror .Tomas> ha TONYLOCO> quite narcisist eh tomas ?? KWOKINATOR> Yep .Tomas> I don't care for girls who came about because of Jyusenkyo. /name Kwok-chan TONYLOCO> so how is going that Story tomas ?? /action looks hurt > .Kwok-chan looks hurt .Kwok-chan> You're so mean... .Tomas> it ain't. I be not at home .Tomas> I'm at my parents for thanksgiving TONYLOCO> I frgot that you guys still have that holyday .Kwok-chan> Not me > .Tomas exists bar to stare at the stars TONYLOCO> so Hawk isn't here right ?? .Tomas> sorta ..> yes ..> and no ..> i'm doing other stuff .Kwok-chan> Like sufing for porn ..> ha .Kwok-chan> Or Hyper Girls ^_^ ..> ha ..> talking to other pple that r coming for thankgiving ..> past 30 pple now TONYLOCO> OK where can I send you the data on Herb-Chan my new RPG character ?? ..> Thanksgiving .Kaos> ... .Kaos> Kwok's insane!! .Kwok-chan> What? TONYLOCO> What's wrong with porn surfing ?? /action pouts cutely > .Kwok-chan pouts cutely .Kaos> He jumped into a Jusenkyo spring purposely ..> yup .Kaos> Thats what I mean... .Kaos> Mechwarrior 3... .Kaos> Damn, only have demo... ..> er... .Kaos> damn you tomas!! .Tomas> I'm just glad Jyusenkyo water doesn't really have an effect on me .Kaos> I want that game!! .Kaos> ^_^ TONYLOCO> the game for Playstation ?? .Tomas> I bought it a year ago so... .Kwok-chan> OC .Kwok-chan> PC .Tomas> no, its PC TONYLOCO> OK /name Perv Kwok-chan .Kaos> Mechwarrior 3 just came out though, right? .Kaos> i mean 4 .Perv Kwok-chan> Hmm... .Kaos> ....... ..> oh fuck .Kaos> thats, OF... ..> i think Hyper Girl is back with ehr friends ..> her /action goes off to find a girl for some hot lesbian sex > .Perv Kwok-chan goes off to find a girl for some hot lesbian sex TONYLOCO> Hyper girl ?? ..> phew... .Perv Kwok-chan> Gang bang? TONYLOCO> the German BABE ?? .Kaos> um... .Kaos> yeah... ..> I don't need more than Hyper ..> she's more than enough .Perv Kwok-chan> Hawk gets an orgy with beautiful Hyper Girls ^_^ ..> ha > .Tomas reenters bar and wishes Cat was here to talk to ..> ha TONYLOCO> I'm envios /action is a girl so she doesn't care > .Perv Kwok-chan is a girl so she doesn't care ..> shit, tomorrow, a ton of my sisters friends are gonna be in here /action looks for Hyper Girl to see if she wants some hot, lesbian sex > .Perv Kwok-chan looks for Hyper Girl to see if she wants some hot, lesbian sex .gets bored and d> // .gets bored and d> eh... ..> brb > .Kaos sighs TONYLOCO> I'm going to post the character data and go to have some dinner make sure to read it ok ?? .Kaos> So guys... > TONYLOCO hallucinates line noise and makes a rude noise .Perv Kwok-chan> What? .Kaos> later .Perv Kwok-chan> WHAT? .Kaos> Nothing... .Kaos> ^_^ .Perv Kwok-chan> Tell me now, or I'm gonna hurt you ..> hihihi ..> hahaha ..> hohoho .Perv Kwok-chan> O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! ..> hehehehe ..> hm TONYLOCO> Hawk seems the be having lots of fun with his german girlfriends /action thinks Hawk has been taken over by Hyper Girls > .Perv Kwok-chan thinks Hawk has been taken over by Hyper Girls .Perv Kwok-chan> It's the Invasion of the Sexy Snatchers! ..> what did he tell you about me .Perv Kwok-chan> ^_^ ..> it is me Hyper ..> girl ..> german .Kaos> ....... > .Kaos whistles /action knows > .Perv Kwok-chan knows .Kaos> huh? ..> what did he tell you guys .Kaos> Hyper Girl? ..> yes .Kaos> It's you? ..> tell me > .Tomas is still wishing cat was here to talk to ..> yes > .Kaos blinks .Perv Kwok-chan> That reminds me of Robocop... .Kaos> Well... long time no see... .Perv Kwok-chan> "Murphy? It's you? .Kaos> Too good to be chatting with the likes of us? .Kaos> ^_^ .Perv Kwok-chan> She wants to keep her sanity TONYLOCO> Yo HG Please don't Kill HAwk yet... we still need him alive ..> tell me what did he tell you ..> kill? TONYLOCO> You tell her Kwok ^_- /action becomes one with the shadows > .Perv Kwok-chan becomes one with the shadows ..> tell me > .Tomas skakes his head in disgust ..> kwok tell me /name Shadow ..> please .Shadow> Who? ..> heh TONYLOCO> well he was telling us about this affair that he had with a girl via internet .Kaos> heh... .Shadow> heh TONYLOCO> so he's planing to elope with her... as soon as he knows here she lives ..> what there was another girl .Kaos> He said something about connning you out of money to pay for carrots, too... ..> i'm sitting right here > .Other Girl walks in .Other Girl> that's me!! .Other Girl> Hawk-sama was talking to me! TONYLOCO> yeah he needs lots of carrots for his master ..> hi other girl ..> i am a girl too ..> Kaos-ohki isn't my master!! .Tomas> i wouldn't bet on that ..> we're not sure who's in charge TONYLOCO> Danm it won't let me post... /name Ryoga /action strolls > .Ryoga strolls /action strolls across the room > .Ryoga strolls across the room > .Other Girl looks around for Hawk .Other Girl> Hawk...? TONYLOCO> Bu we are TONYLOCO> Kaos-Ohki is your master .Other Girl> Where are you? /action disappears into thin air > .Ryoga disappears into thin air ..> i am hawk /name Shadow ..> or his sister ..> hostsister ..> it's all messed upb over here ..> it is not i am not allowed to call him bro TONYLOCO> I can see that .Shadow> Too many generations of inbreeding ^_^ ..> it is not TONYLOCO> why not just shoot a couple of persons and they'll leave you alone Hawk ^_^ ..> i am from another continent than he is .Kaos> Movie time coming up for me Kwok... .Shadow> Aww... ..> heh TONYLOCO> That was really rude ^_^ ..> huh TONYLOCO> So what Kwok is from another planet ..> i think i am giving the power back to Hawk ..> i have to leave ..> bye guys TONYLOCO> see you later ..> hi guys i ..> am back TONYLOCO> and don't mind us we are just some power hungry guys ..> i know that you guys are power hungry and i am just wanting to fuck HG TONYLOCO> I hope that she din't took that personally TONYLOCO> so tell her .Shadow> Heh, It's still her TONYLOCO> I know ..> he does nto want to do that because that is really gros with her she is my sister, hostsister but sister .Shadow> But you have no problems with Ranma/sister-Ranko... TONYLOCO> Hostsister ?? ..> he wrote the stuff with the fucking really i promise .Kaos> Ah, the movie time begins in about three seconds .Kaos> later guys... ..> and he told me that he really dreams about it > .Steph appears, following Kaos TONYLOCO> shut up Shadow you don't have that problem either ^_^ .Shadow> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Shadow> See ya! > .Kaos disappears into teh shadows with Steph .Tomas> cya TONYLOCO> take care Kaos .Kaos> later... ..> bye .Kaos> - signed off - /action blends into the shadows again > .Shadow blends into the shadows again ..> bye guys and don't believe him everything he writes about me cause in the truth i'm ugly ..> she just called herself ugly ..> what a strange girl .Shadow> It's called psychology ..> today 2 people told her that she should model .Shadow> She calls herself ugly so we can compliment her and make her feel good and boost her ego .Shadow> ^_^ TONYLOCO> Well send us some photos so we can decide TONYLOCO> Bikini is optional .Shadow> Remember, the photoes have to be au naturel .Shadow> ^_^ TONYLOCO> aand if they where part of that skinny dipping that you told us about last time better ^_- ..> i do not have any pictures from her ..> not yet ..> of her ..> but i can try to take some,but i would not send them to u TONYLOCO> OK I just posted my character make sure to check him .Shadow> Just take some next time you guys, well... TONYLOCO> I'll be back later TONYLOCO> ciao .Tomas> seeya .Shadow> See ya! ..> bye ..> she wont let me .Shadow> Let you what? TONYLOCO> then don't ask her permission ..> take pictures .Shadow> Wait till she's sleeping .Shadow> And in provocative positions ^_^ ..> she does not sleep in my room .Shadow> BReak in... ..> i sleep in hers ..> she has a bigger bed TONYLOCO> We should do something about you Hawk > TONYLOCO becomes irrational and winks > TONYLOCO sits down > TONYLOCO sends out for pizza > TONYLOCO sees a computer and chuckles knowingly > TONYLOCO wonders about the meaning of life and eats burned toast TONYLOCO> this is fun TONYLOCO> bye ..> bye TONYLOCO> - signed off - /action goes nuts > .Shadow goes nuts ..> do something about me? /action runs around screaming like a headless chicken > .Shadow runs around screaming like a headless chicken /action runs over Tomas > .Shadow runs over Tomas /action tramples over Hawk > .Shadow tramples over Hawk > .Tomas gets up and opens a portal in front of aShadow to the void where he suffers a grueling fate iving with Pokemon > .Tomas closes the portal > .Tomas goes back to sitting in the bar /action comes back out > .Shadow comes back out /action stretches > .Shadow stretches ..> \/\ .Shadow> Wha? ..> hi everybody i'm back ..> i just got something .Shadow> Got what? ..> drink .Shadow> oh ..> yu[ ..> yup /action needs food but he's pretending to be sick and asleep > .Shadow needs food but he's pretending to be sick and asleep ..> oh ..> sick? ..> why? .Shadow> Need a note for missing the last three days of class .Shadow> school ..> oh > .Tomas opens a gateway under shadow sending him to the tendo dojo's bath while akane is in there ..> get it > .Tomas closes gateway /action panics as Akane starts coming onto him > .Shadow panics as Akane starts coming onto him .Shadow> Get away! Get away! ..> i have to leave again real quick /action runs around the bath trying to get away from Akane > .Shadow runs around the bath trying to get away from Akane .Shadow> Stay away! .Tomas> hope you arn't lazy now shadow > .Tomas summons his armor to prevent retaliation .Shadow> I'm sitting in front of the computer chatting. What else can I be? .Shadow> Well, today's rather uneventful... .Tomas> it wasn't earlier .Tomas> huge battle was gioing on .Tomas> Kwok went after Steph, and I defended her .Tomas> then Hawk joined me .Shadow> Jerk .Tomas> then Phu joined Kwok .Shadow> Stopping Kwok from killing Steph .Tomas> then Kaos Joined me .Tomas> hate to tell you, but I need those cookies man .Shadow> Damn you! .Tomas> you find me another supplier and you can off her /action ponders about getting another girl scout in here > .Shadow ponders about getting another girl scout in here ..> you're going over todays events? .Tomas> just telling him the basic set up of the big battle .Shadow> Just how uneventful today is /name Tux-boy /action glomps Hawk > .Tux-boy glomps Hawk ..> Hawk doesn't exist /action shrugs and glomps Tomas > .Tux-boy shrugs and glomps Tomas > .Tomas calmly cuts Tuxboys head off letting the corpse drop to the ground and spray blood all over the bar /action dies > .Tux-boy dies .Tomas> don't mess with an assassin /name KWOKINATOR /action punches Tomas > KWOKINATOR punches Tomas KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah? > .Tomas is still in his armor and doesn't feel the punch. > .Tomas grabs a bottle of Slice and hands it to Kwok .Tomas> here you go .Tomas> relax /action takes the bottle > KWOKINATOR takes the bottle KWOKINATOR> Thanks! /action sits on the couch and drinks > KWOKINATOR sits on the couch and drinks > .Tomas pulls out a manga and starts to read KWOKINATOR> Hey Hawk! You know any cookie suppliers besides Steph? /action starts dozing off on the couch, dreaming about Steph > KWOKINATOR starts dozing off on the couch, dreaming about Steph > .Tomas dozes off at the bar and dreams about protecting Steph do to screwed up Jusnkyo curse attempt by Kwok earlier in the day KWOKINATOR> Grr... /action is falling asleep due to inactivity > KWOKINATOR is falling asleep due to inactivity /action falls asleep, dreaming about Steph > KWOKINATOR falls asleep, dreaming about Steph > .Tomas drops off into sleep dreaming about protecting steph from Kwok's muderous rages /action is not dreaming about killing Steph > KWOKINATOR is not dreaming about killing Steph /action is dreaming pleasant dreams with Steph > KWOKINATOR is dreaming pleasant dreams with Steph > .Tomas is dreaming about getting cookies from Steph /name Perv Kwok /action is dreaming about getting nookies from Steph > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about getting nookies from Steph /name KWOKINATOR > .Tomas Tomas is dreaming about cutting perv Kwok's dick off /name Perv Kwok /action is dreaming about taking Tomas' sword and cutting Tomas' dick off instead > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about taking Tomas' sword and cutting Tomas' dick off instead > .Tomas is dreaming about how when ever someone besides himself touchs his sword they are instantly killed by the corruption of the blade /action is dreaming about the fact that he's corrupted a long time ago and the sword wouldn' affect him one bit > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about the fact that he's corrupted a long time ago and the sword wouldn' affect him one bit > .Tomas is dreaming about who Perv Kwok knows NOTHING about true corruption, only the kidshit that passes for it in this time period /action is dreaming about Tomas' ignorace to his true form > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about Tomas' ignorace to his true form > .Tomas is dreaming about how Kwok knows NOTHING about him....just the way he wants it ..> hihihi /action is dreaming about the way he wants it from Steph :P > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about the way he wants it from Steph :P /action kicks Hawk > .Perv Kwok kicks Hawk > .Tomas is dreaming about his Steph-Sama ..> hit u back /action is dreaming about his Steph-chan > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about his Steph-chan > .Tomas mutters in his sleep about damn Jusenkyo /action punches Hawk on the head > .Perv Kwok punches Hawk on the head ..> hawk is dreaming about hyper /action is dreaming about glomping his Steph-sama and going "O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about glomping his Steph-sama and going "O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" ..> O-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" /action edges away from HG in his sleep > .Perv Kwok edges away from HG in his sleep ..> hi ..> hi ..> u suck /action dreams about all those spaces... > .Perv Kwok dreams about all those spaces... ..> hihi ..> see y'a ..> leaving to a friend /action mutters a goodbye in his sleep > .Perv Kwok mutters a goodbye in his sleep ..> bye /action mutters bye in his sleep > .Perv Kwok mutters bye in his sleep ..> P.s you suck /action cries in his sleep about the inhumanity of it all > .Perv Kwok cries in his sleep about the inhumanity of it all > .Tomas mutters a sorta goodbye in his sleep /action is dreaming about Steph, a part of his mind wondering about where the hell Hawk is > .Perv Kwok is dreaming about Steph, a part of his mind wondering about where the hell Hawk is /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Hey Tomas, gimme more spoilers on TBP ^_^ .Tomas> *sigh* .Tomas> well in chapter three Ryoga comes into play KWOKINATOR> Heh. I'm bored so I'm gonna bug people ^_^ .Tomas> he was a cadet until that big fight with the Black Things KWOKINATOR> So he's the one who got promoted by Tomas .Tomas> He actually killed one of them so Tomas promoted him to Captain .Tomas> yeah KWOKINATOR> Chapter 3's still in the past? .Tomas> Tomas is gonna explain to him how he feels that "the attqck was sent by someone in a high position" .Tomas> yup .Tomas> chapter 5 is the end of the past KWOKINATOR> How many chapters are yoy planning? .Tomas> have no idea .Tomas> A Lot KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Tomas> FWtW was originally planed for about 40 or so KWOKINATOR> Guess I'll have to wait quite a bit for Ranma/Hotaru WAFF... .Tomas> not really KWOKINATOR> No? .Tomas> the WAFF for Ranma and Hotaru will start around chapter 13 in FWtW KWOKINATOR> What about TBP? .Tomas> in TBP I'm thinking around 8 or 9 .Tomas> possibly 10 .Tomas> it depends on how large certain scenes end up being in chapter 7 KWOKINATOR> What's chapter 7? .Tomas> Chapter 7 is going to be mostly Tomas .Tomas> he's gonna be traveling through tokyo trying to finda Ranma since he sensed Ranma's draw on the Void in Chapter 6 KWOKINATOR> Ranma woke up in chapter 6? .Tomas> Tomas is gonna be passing through Juuban when he heres some sounds of battle. He goes to investigate and there are the Senshi .Tomas> Yup KWOKINATOR> Then Tomas tries to kick their asses right? ^_^ .Tomas> Chapter 6 will be about Ranma comming to grips that he is in the future KWOKINATOR> Cool... .Tomas> no, actually he tries to figure out what the hell is going on since he sees Saturn fighting with them and Pluto off to the side KWOKINATOR> I wanna read that chapter .Tomas> well, Ch. 6 is gonna start with Ranma and Ryoga fighting in a forest just after Ryoga learned the breaking point KWOKINATOR> Then Ranma wakes up? .Tomas> when Ranma uses the secret technique of the Saotome School, instead of comming up with his cannon plan a voic is going to speak to him .Tomas> he's gonna draw on the void and hit ryoga with one of his techniques .Tomas> then he'll collapse .Tomas> Skip ahead to Ranma waking up at Doc. Tofu's except its no longer Saotome .Tomas> its Assassin Ranma KWOKINATOR> Yay! .Tomas> his first thing will be to demand to be taken to setsuna .Tomas> Akane will attack him and Ranma will put her down hard KWOKINATOR> YES!! .Tomas> Genma cries about discrase of his son hitting his fiancee and ranma informs him that he has no father and then beats the crap out of him for claiming to be so .Tomas> Ranma leaves the clinic and wonders around Nerima /JOIN 57 .Tomas> He starts to hit on girls since its the easiest way he knows of to get information (Tomas corrupted him) KWOKINATOR> Dammit. I always get disc when you're giving me spoilers .Tomas> then night falls and he sees the moon and realizes he's on earth .Tomas> .Tomas> Genma cries about discrase of his son hitting his fiancee and ranma .Tomas> informs him that he has no father and then beats the crap out of him for .Tomas> claiming to be so .Tomas> .Tomas> Ranma leaves the clinic and wonders around Nerima .Tomas> .Tomas> He starts to hit on girls since its the easiest way he knows of to .Tomas> get information (Tomas corrupted him) KWOKINATOR> Thanks .Tomas> then night falls and he sees the moon and realizes he's on earth KWOKINATOR> k... .Tomas> Ranma wanders around for a bit until he grows tired and sleeps on a roof .Tomas> next morning he starts to wander again trying to find transport to Pluto .Tomas> he still doesn't realize he's in the future yet KWOKINATOR> Doesn't he notice that everything's different? .Tomas> he just thinks the area has some strange customs KWOKINATOR> dense... .Tomas> remember earth stayed out of the Alliance of the system so he figures he's in some backwater rube town .Tomas> he didn't exactly have respect for earth, you realize KWOKINATOR> He's in for a surprise... .Tomas> after all, what other planet trains its warriors to do speeches and throw roses KWOKINATOR> heh .Tomas> 'course when he meetsKuno he immeadiatly thinks he's a member of the royal family KWOKINATOR> Does he bow to him ^_^ .Tomas> his head only KWOKINATOR> That's still a lot .Tomas> and he speaks politly like any member of court should .Tomas> 'course people at Furinkin start to faint but... KWOKINATOR> he doesn't care ^_^ .Tomas> actually he wonders what their problem is KWOKINATOR> heh .Tomas> anyway a little more wandering and then he realizes he's in the future. KWOKINATOR> denial comes in... .Tomas> no, actually memories of events in Chapter 5 KWOKINATOR> Oh .Tomas> he then figures that the best way to get info would be from his so called father .Tomas> he goes to the dojo, talk for a bit, a knock on the door, and the chapter ends KWOKINATOR> Then Tomas goes to search for Ranma in cha. 7... .Tomas> yup .Tomas> ANNYWAY back to Tomas KWOKINATOR> k... .Tomas> he's on a building watching all the senshi fight a group of monsters .Tomas> he's there trying to decide who to fight. does he side with the senshi and Pluto (who he thinks he's in love with and is one of his closest friends .Tomas> ) or does he side with the monsters and rid the world of the senshi once more KWOKINATOR> Is this the same Pluto? .Tomas> yeah KWOKINATOR> What does he choose? .Tomas> well eventually one of the monsters goes after Pluto so he summons his armor and sword and slaughters the thing. Kinda like I was trying to do to you earlier, except the monster is not even close to .Tomas> a fraction of your skill .Tomas> then he turns and quickly slaughters the other monsters .Tomas> AND THEN he turns toward Sailor Mars and goes for her throat! KWOKINATOR> heh .Tomas> he's still pissed about the human sacrifice thing KWOKINATOR> the Senshi aren't strong enough to stop them KWOKINATOR> Did Tomas get reincarnated along with Ranma? .Tomas> but pluto orders him to halt just before he reaches her. HE stops, turns toward Saturn and nods once, turns toward setsuna and gives a sweeping bow, and then he heads for the roofs .Tomas> yeah Tomas was reincarnated too. Course he wasn't given the name Tomas by his reincarnated family, but when he woke up he forgot all about them .Tomas> anyway, the senshi turn to ask pluto about what just happened, but she's gone .Tomas> Tomas ended up hiding in the shadows and fallows the inner senshi back to Rei's temple so he ends up learning their civi identities ** TONYLOCO just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey .Tomas> hiya TONYLOCO> I'm back .Tomas> you just missed a chapter worth of spoilers for TBP TONYLOCO> Diablo is evil KWOKINATOR> TWO chapters .Tomas> THATS evil TONYLOCO> It sucks to be stuck in a dungeon whitouth magic KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Tomas> no, i'm still working on 6 TONYLOCO> Two chapters ?? .Tomas> oops .Tomas> mean 7 .Tomas> sorry .Tomas> i'm about halfway through my ch7 spoilers TONYLOCO> of what story ?? KWOKINATOR> Go on, please ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Don't stop .Tomas> allright TONYLOCO> We should threaten Hawk for MU KWOKINATOR> He's not gonna tell TONYLOCO> we could Kidnap Ranko to force him to work .Tomas> so as Tomas is leaving the temple, he's stopped by pluto. he questions why she stopped him and she explains how he's in the future and the Senshi are no longer corrupted. Tomas blinks and then asks .Tomas> her why he and Ranma woke up then .Tomas> Pluto has no idea why it happened, and tells tomas to find ranma and bring him back to juuban. there's something that just feels wrong even though she can't see anything .Tomas> Tomas then leaves and pluto heads back to the Gates of Time TONYLOCO> By the way anyone checked my Chara for the RPG ?? .Tomas> Tomas gets into Nerima just in time to here Mousse threaten to kill Ranma. Tomas calls up his sword and armor and takes out mousse. He then blinks at all the weapons that fgall out of Mousses robes .Tomas> yeah, your typing and spelling stink .Tomas> otherwise it sounded fine .Tomas> Tomas looks at Mousse for another few moments before he realizes that Mousse was using one of HIS techniques. Getting pretty pissed about this, Tomas takes him along to torture the information out .Tomas> of him later TONYLOCO> Laaggg... KWOKINATOR> Ouch .Tomas> where do you think I keep pulling my armor and sword from? KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah... KWOKINATOR> You keep pullin' em on me ^_^ .Tomas> 2000 years...about a year before the fall of the silver millenium say...?\ .Tomas> and just WHO was on earth at that time? KWOKINATOR> Tux-boy? .Tomas> and WHAT did mercury make there? .Tomas> that i saw her testing in her labs? KWOKINATOR> That curse thing that reverses Jusenkyo curses? ^_^ .Tomas> and you know something, the armagurikian is a lot like an unarmed version of my Mirror Slice, isn't it? .Tomas> no, I made the reverse Jyusenkyo magic thing .Tomas> Mercury created Jyusenkyo KWOKINATOR> Yep. I've had some looooong, hard battles with your techniques... ^_^ .Tomas> yeah, but fun though KWOKINATOR> That tooo KWOKINATOR> I like your battles better than Hawk ^_^ .Tomas> thats because I DON'T like going on the defensive so I keep pushing you KWOKINATOR> I push you sometimes .Tomas> you got to be one step ahead of me to get a hit in .Tomas> that you do KWOKINATOR> Hawk tends to do like 3 different attacks before the other guy even reacts to the first one ^_^ .Tomas> hehe KWOKINATOR> And A LOT of disabling hits KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Tomas> I perfer to do my stuf in an RPG fashion of I attack and then wait for your counter .Tomas> its a lot more interesting then KWOKINATOR> That's better KWOKINATOR> Otherwise it's basically whoever can type fast wins ^_^ .Tomas> iI know /action is reading FWTW > KWOKINATOR is reading FWTW .Tomas> I always try to have my next attack lined up but then i get caught off gaurd when you do something other than I planed for KWOKINATOR> Heh. I don't even know what I planned for next KWOKINATOR> I just do what's logical in a fight .Tomas> Like earlier when I attacked with the Ryu Tsui Sen I was expecting you to roll back so I was preparing to hit you with one of my long range attacks but then you did your version of my Volcano .Tomas> Eruption attack so I had to change it .Tomas> and ended up dashing foward and using the Ryu Son Sen KWOKINATOR> Heh. I decided to power up a bit then because waaaaay too many people are fighting me and Hawk was waaaaaay too powerful KWOKINATOR> I try to stay with just pure martial arts most of the time though .Tomas> yeah, bit at that point it was just you and me. Hawk was off who knows where ..> hello? .Tomas> I try to stick with my sword, which is why I started using Hiten Mitsurigi against you /action needs to reconsider killing Steph until he can find a new girl scout for cookies ^_^ > KWOKINATOR needs to reconsider killing Steph until he can find a new girl scout for cookies ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Yep? ..> i'm in some german chatroomo ..> room KWOKINATOR> I like my fist and feet ..> talking to some german foreign exchange students KWOKINATOR> German chatroom? ..> ^_^ .Tomas> I know you do. I tend to use my sword and my feet /action never knew there are chatrooms besides English ones ^_^ > KWOKINATOR never knew there are chatrooms besides English ones ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Maybe I should stick with a scythe ^_^ ..> yup .Tomas> when facing me, Yes KWOKINATOR> Otherwise I'll just kick the crap outta Hawk ^_^ .Tomas> ^_^ > .. growls KWOKINATOR> Where were you anyway Hawk? ..> i'm still here ..> i'm still in the chatroom, the German one ..> and this one KWOKINATOR> I KNOW you're still here. But where WERE you ..> i thought i closed this one.... ..> ^_^; .Tomas> by the way Hawk, you don't fight fare KWOKINATOR> You were silent for a loooong time ..> i know, and i know .Tomas> you need to give your opponent a chance to react .Tomas> if you saw what me and Kwok did it was all action and reaction, none of this fastest typer wins stuff KWOKINATOR> I was tempted to type faster and overwhelm him, but decided to actually try for more sophisticated maneuovers instead of brute speed and force ^_^ ..> sure... .Tomas> thats the way, though I like brute speed, not when typing though ..> that's how i win ..> i use speed ..> fast attacker .Tomas> you use speed of typing, not speed of attacks ..> lands more blows KWOKINATOR> heh .Tomas> actually, it makes you annoying. thats one reason my armor is so strong, so i just shrug of the blows of those who don't like to fight with honor .Tomas> if you arn't careful Hawk I may just forge Kwok some Void Armor and A Void weapon and then your speed won't mean shit /action needs to get an armor of his own ^_^ > KWOKINATOR needs to get an armor of his own ^_^ .Tomas> Void Armor is the strongest stuff there is KWOKINATOR> Nah. I don't care much about weapons. You can do a lot with just ki .Tomas> course, only I can forge it but... KWOKINATOR> Get Kaos to give me a portable black hole generator ^_^ .Tomas> Ki is weakend in Void Armor though since you have to use your Ki to keep yourself alive inside it KWOKINATOR> That way NOTHING's ever gonna hit me ^_^ .Tomas> except me since black holes lead to the void so I can manipulate it ..> Tony is here ..> and Neko too ..> why aren't they talkin' bored? .Tomas> i haven't heard from neko all night ..> er.. they bored? KWOKINATOR> Neko's asleep KWOKINATOR> I know that for a fact KWOKINATOR> Tony's patiently waiting for more spoilers, I think ^_^ .Tomas> oh yeah, that reminds me KWOKINATOR> What? TONYLOCO> Nope just bored TONYLOCO> trying tu understand what the heck are you talking about... .Tomas> HAWK BECAUSE OF YOU WE HAVE NO MU SPOILERS! PREPARE TO DIE! TONYLOCO> you still forget that I'm new at this /action launches himself against Hawk > KWOKINATOR launches himself against Hawk > .Tomas draws sword and waves it threateningly KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah .Tomas> so am I. /action punches Hawk > KWOKINATOR punches Hawk KWOKINATOR> In fact Tomas is newer .Tomas> this is my third time in the chat room KWOKINATOR> He just came in... two days ago? KWOKINATOR> Or is it yesterday? .Tomas> no I was in once a couple of months ago KWOKINATOR> A loooooooong time TONYLOCO> yes but I don't understand all this fight chat ..> huh? .Tomas> but after that it was about two days ago .Tomas> well you see earlier me and Kwok got in a big fight over Steph /action strangles Hawk > KWOKINATOR strangles Hawk KWOKINATOR> Give us MU spoilers! TONYLOCO> OK KWOKINATOR> We were duking it out for rights to go out with Steph ^_^ .Tomas> well I had to pause just as Hawk came on so I asked him to take over for me TONYLOCO> I don't think that she's worth it KWOKINATOR> j/k .Tomas> in the end she left though... without even saying goodbye KWOKINATOR> I was actually trying to kill her TONYLOCO> that's steph for you .Tomas> and i was trying to keep him from killing her .Tomas> i need the cookies KWOKINATOR> Hey Hawk! TONYLOCO> Personally I think that she's dangerous KWOKINATOR> You know anyone that sells cookies? .Tomas> so, I love danger KWOKINATOR> Dangerous? Why? .Tomas> it makes life more interesting KWOKINATOR> She's a girl scout.. TONYLOCO> I think that she practices some kind of Girlscout assassin fighting style .Tomas> besides both me and Kwok could kill her without half trying .Tomas> kewl TONYLOCO> You sure ?? KWOKINATOR> She somehow manages to just avoid any lethal hits ^_^ .Tomas> wonder if she can teach me TONYLOCO> Cuteness is a force to fear KWOKINATOR> Just look at how she evaded my scythe blow earlier ^_^ .Tomas> Tony, I can destroy the Universe if I feel like it. taking her out isn't that hard KWOKINATOR> And that wasn't the first time she did this TONYLOCO> I don't care about that power tomas .Tomas> thats because you don't have any REALLY high area damage attacks TONYLOCO> half of the people here can jump from one universe to another KWOKINATOR> An inherit weakness with unarmed combat TONYLOCO> and most of them are inmortals in one way or another .Tomas> so can I. but I mean I can unmake EVERYTHING. reality its self will go dead KWOKINATOR> Just look at Phu ^_^ TONYLOCO> Naw I just don't like to get serious like that .Tomas> he's cute but has nothing on me TONYLOCO> What about PHU ?? .Tomas> course I'm the first to die with that attack so I won't use it, but I do know it KWOKINATOR> He can spontaneously come back to life .Tomas> not if the Balance is destroyed TONYLOCO> So is like I'm dying but taking the universe with me... that's a stupid attack KWOKINATOR> Jab a sword through his heart, he goes down, comes back up a second later ^_^ .Tomas> no, its like "I'm Dieing, but I'm taking all of Creation with me" TONYLOCO> you need to survive to make fun of your opponent TONYLOCO> killing everything doesn't leaves winners only losers /action goes into a corner to practice Hidden Weapons > KWOKINATOR goes into a corner to practice Hidden Weapons TONYLOCO> and some of them can always get out to another reality KWOKINATOR> Just in acse KWOKINATOR> case TONYLOCO> like the aspects /action points to Hawk > KWOKINATOR points to Hawk .Tomas> the purpose of the attack is that everything is gone. its one of those creation is better off being destroyed than left around with THAT thing in it KWOKINATOR> Look what he's doing right now .Tomas> the Aspects are weak though TONYLOCO> so trying the I'm old-powerful-wise rutine doesn't impress me .Tomas> they don't even know their true past KWOKINATOR> So it's an attack you'd pull with that big black thing? KWOKINATOR> The evil malevolent cloud thing TONYLOCO> I like better that warriors who can beat their oponents with sheer skill rather that Raw power .Tomas> no, that thing is actually pretty weak to the Black thing out there TONYLOCO> that's one of the reasons why I like Ranma so much TONYLOCO> and Not a DBZ guy .Tomas> basicly the attack opens creation to the Void and everything is just plain gone .Tomas> theres no good or evil about the attack. its just gone KWOKINATOR> Including past and future? TONYLOCO> Still there should always be another otion .Tomas> yup. Creation itsself is destroyed .Tomas> Why do you think I said I'd never use it ..> man all this looks more confusing than all the German TONYLOCO> I don't see that like an attack more like a very stupid thing to do KWOKINATOR> heh KWOKINATOR> Are you chatting in German too? .Tomas> i didn't say it was smart, did I? you keep trying to put words in my mouth TONYLOCO> Still liking to play with big guns like that makes you wonder what the heck are ya doing here TONYLOCO> with us the puny mortals ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Hey. Nobody ever said that you can't beat him TONYLOCO> Just joking don't take it personal .Tomas> because i find it funner to limit myself than to be some sort of all powerful god KWOKINATOR> I tie with him all the time .Tomas> being all powerful isn't fun. Its borring .Tomas> I need a challenge .Tomas> I got a block covering all my really big stuff so i can't use it .Tomas> the biggest attack I'm willing to throw is the Giga Slave TONYLOCO> still if you go around telling people that you Know all about them and their powers sounds like you are bragging rather that looking for a challenge ..> no i'm not ..> making them talk to me in english ..> ^_^ .Tomas> I am looking for a challenge, thats the point .Tomas> I've been around far too long without one KWOKINATOR> Then they'd kick you out ^_^ ..> um... no .Tomas> why do you think I get a kick out of fighting with Kwok? he challenges me KWOKINATOR> You used a Giga Slave on me like the first day, Tomas! ^_^ TONYLOCO> most of the guys here like to have siniester and misterious characters .Tomas> no, I cancled it before I through it TONYLOCO> I have nothing about that but some of them take them a little too seriously KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah .Tomas> I am. I'm an assassin. .Tomas> I work for the Senshi of Time TONYLOCO> persoanlly I like to take it easy KWOKINATOR> I'm just a normal martial artist with good moves .Tomas> you are more than normal KWOKINATOR> Unless I go into aspect form ^_^ TONYLOCO> I know tomas I read the story .Tomas> told ya so .Tomas> ^_^ TONYLOCO> you see everyone here has some sort of ass kicking form .Tomas> I'm also the only one here with a real past KWOKINATOR> I just stick with this form most of the time .Tomas> except me. My form never changes > .. shrugs KWOKINATOR> My aspect form has too much power ..> i have yet to pick my true kickass form .Tomas> its just that they rarely power up to fight me /name Space .Space> This is my kickass form .Tomas> so I tend to do better than they do TONYLOCO> I'm just your normal naive hillbilly ^_- .Space> I CONTROL space, so don't even think about hitting me ^_^ /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> That's why I stick with this one ^_^ .Tomas> I can always suck space into the void where Space will become non-existant. Then we wont have to hit you since you won't exist. ^_^ /name Space .Space> Crap /name KWOKINATOR .Tomas> My one truely powerful technique is being able to open gates to the Void .Tomas> I tend to keep them just small enough to protect me .Tomas> withpout doing any damage to creation KWOKINATOR> My one truly powerful technqiue is my creativity ^_^ .Tomas> well, if you want to go that way... KWOKINATOR> I can make up any move and go up to any power level as I see fit ^_^ .Tomas> My TRUELY TRUELY powerful technique is always having money to buy girl-scout cookies .Tomas> ^_^ /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs KWOKINATOR> Steph... > .Tomas sighs .Tomas> cookies /action thinks about ways of decapitating Steph behind Tomas' back > KWOKINATOR thinks about ways of decapitating Steph behind Tomas' back TONYLOCO> why do yuo want to kil steph not KWo ?? .Tomas> well guys, my eyes are hurting and I got to go, so I'll talk to you tomorrow. And if Kwok kills steph behind my back he will NEVER get a suit of Void armor KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! TONYLOCO> bye... > .Tomas opens a gateway to the Gates of Time and waves goodbye before stepping through. The Gate closes behind him .Tomas> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Steph is on my hit list right now because she pissed me off TONYLOCO> why ?? TONYLOCO> I try to piss you off all the time and you never did that tome KWOKINATOR> Gave me girl scout crap about skipping school ^_^ TONYLOCO> but skiiping school is bad KWOKINATOR> So? TONYLOCO> do it and you'll end like Hawk KWOKINATOR> I don't need anybody to tell me that KWOKINATOR> Nothingness? ^_^ TONYLOCO> you don't want to be like him do you ..> huh? KWOKINATOR> Like what? ..> end like me? KWOKINATOR> Nothingness? ..> oh TONYLOCO> having to spend all the day with a hot German chick is a ver bad thing ..> huh? ..> oh ..> ^_^l KWOKINATOR> Yes... very bad ..> ^_^; TONYLOCO> trust me KWOKINATOR> You'd die from expending all your sperms KWOKINATOR> ^_^; TONYLOCO> so you need to go to the school more to learn about the life TONYLOCO> and some crap like that... I think /action brandishes his scythe > KWOKINATOR brandishes his scythe KWOKINATOR> Do you wanna be on my hit list too? TONYLOCO> Good thing that I don't have to worry about it TONYLOCO> Awww... TONYLOCO> ya don't scare me death boy /action walks up to Tony > KWOKINATOR walks up to Tony TONYLOCO> Hey Hawk ?? KWOKINATOR> Oh yeah? TONYLOCO> Sure TONYLOCO> Hawk ?? /action swings his scythe at Tony's head > KWOKINATOR swings his scythe at Tony's head ..> yes ..> ? > TONYLOCO slips with a banana pell and kicks KWO in his way down TONYLOCO> Any news About SoW ?? TONYLOCO> sorry /action slips on the banana peel and happens to cut Tony's leg with the scythe > KWOKINATOR slips on the banana peel and happens to cut Tony's leg with the scythe KWOKINATOR> Oops TONYLOCO> don't worry that was the fake one KWOKINATOR> oh > TONYLOCO takes his fake leg and starts hitting KWO with it /action rolls on the floor away from the attacks > KWOKINATOR rolls on the floor away from the attacks /action trips Tony with a leg sweep > KWOKINATOR trips Tony with a leg sweep ..> nope, no news on SoW TONYLOCO> whach out for those bananas slips > TONYLOCO looks as Kwo goes down at the well TONYLOCO> Too bad .Sleeping Neko> ... TONYLOCO> not even a draft ?? TONYLOCO> You back Sun ?? KWOKINATOR> Hey Neko KWOKINATOR> Hawk, get out of that German chatroom and away from the Hyper Girls to join us TONYLOCO> I have to go my bed calls me .Sleeping Neko> yawns ..> heh KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See yaa! ..> sorry, talking to another German girl KWOKINATOR> Come back in, Hawk... ..> ^_^ gotta love em KWOKINATOR> Stop talking to Hyper Girls! /action whacks Neko > KWOKINATOR whacks Neko KWOKINATOR> Wake up! TONYLOCO> at least send some pictures > .. sighs ..> well, she left > TONYLOCO becomes irrational and stands up > .. starts crying ..> wait i can't /action hits Hawk > KWOKINATOR hits Hawk ..> dammit! ..> and u can't hit me either KWOKINATOR> ... > TONYLOCO sees visions and fades away slowly .Neko SunLord> Don't hit me ..> ^_-; TONYLOCO> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> Write more Neko ^_^ > .Hawk falls over .Hawk> this sucks KWOKINATOR> Why? .Hawk> the two german girls i was talkin' to left KWOKINATOR> So? .Hawk> i have only one person to talk to .Hawk> and he's a he > .Hawk makes a face KWOKINATOR> So leave ^_^ .Hawk> i could KWOKINATOR> But you won't? > .Hawk shrugs KWOKINATOR> http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Sex/349.htm .Hawk> waiting to see if one comes back .Hawk> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> This is a good joke .Hawk> one sec .Hawk> hahaha KWOKINATOR> Isn't it? ^_^ .Hawk> that's funny KWOKINATOR> And it rhymes and everything! ^_^ .Hawk> yup KWOKINATOR> "Gotta stay, Gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!" KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Hawk> heh KWOKINATOR> So you think I can squeeze any MU spoilers out of you, Hawk? ^_^ ** CATWHO just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey Cat > .Hawk falls over KWOKINATOR> You're later than usual today .Catherine Who> they kept me at work .Hawk> sucky .Catherine Who> I got roped into working like 10 hours this weekend, too /action likes to shirk the evil thing called work as much as possible > KWOKINATOR likes to shirk the evil thing called work as much as possible .Catherine Who> at least they pay me well .Hawk> heh .Catherine Who> I'd love to not work, but I have a voracious gizmo appetite KWOKINATOR> what do you work as? .Hawk> heh, still in the other chatroom .Catherine Who> I have to have my gizmos! > .Catherine Who pats her latest gizmo, Via Voice, lovingly .Hawk> he .Hawk> h .Hawk> ^_^; .Catherine Who> I'm an inbound marketing rep /action has an MP3 player as his latest gizmo > KWOKINATOR has an MP3 player as his latest gizmo .Catherine Who> you call us, we sell you stuff .Neko SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> Ooo... marketing... .Catherine Who> I got that gizmo last week .Catherine Who> right now we're swamped with Lenox china o_O > .Hawk tells Kwok to go back to schoo.l /action wants the Nomad Jukebox as his gizmo ^_^ > KWOKINATOR wants the Nomad Jukebox as his gizmo ^_^ .Hawk> school .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> I will. Tomorrow .Hawk> find a note .Catherine Who> we actually sell something called "horny goat weed" .Hawk> you find one? KWOKINATOR> Nope .Hawk> I WANT THAT! KWOKINATOR> Weed that makes goats horny? .Hawk> wait... /action backs away from Hawk > KWOKINATOR backs away from Hawk .Hawk> does it have goat in it? .Catherine Who> No, it's an aphrodesiac .Hawk> sorry, all this German talk is affecting me greatly .Catherine Who> you know, a love potion type stuff .Hawk> then i'll take it just to show off the name /action takes the aphrodesiac and mix it into a drink then give it to Cat > KWOKINATOR takes the aphrodesiac and mix it into a drink then give it to Cat .Hawk> i'll walk around hold it up saying, KWOKINATOR> Drink up! .Catherine Who> according to all the married women in the office...it works ^-^; .Hawk> "Hey! Look at me horny goat weed!" .Neko SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> Aphrodesiacs don't count as love potion, do they? ** KAOSQU just joined "Fanfics" (5 members now) ** .Catherine Who> it's a pill, silly .Hawk> hah > .Kaos Kaos appears in a dramatic flash of purple light and an explosion of Slice labels .Hawk> hah KWOKINATOR> wb .Kaos> I have returned!! .Hawk> Kaos messed up > .Kaos ducks any punches .Catherine Who> the motto is "do the weed, you'll succeed!" KWOKINATOR> Finished Night of the Living Dead? > .Hawk bops Kaos on the nose .Hawk> haha, not a punch .Catherine Who> Needless to say...we get a LOT of prank calls KWOKINATOR> For what? .Kaos> Nah, the Patrriot .Hawk> hah > .Neko SunLord tazers Kaos KWOKINATOR> Is it good? .Kaos> I swear, the thing has such a cheery ending, it's made me depressed... .Kaos> ^_^ .Catherine Who> especially since they ran an ad in Penthouse KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> i'm learning German just sitting here looking at this chatroom .Hawk> sheesh .Neko SunLord> German? .Catherine Who> ich kanich deustch sprecht KWOKINATOR> You can't learn German when you don't know it in the first place ^_^ > .Kaos passes out as he finally registers SunLord zaping him with a tazar .Hawk> man... they got 149 pple in this chatroom KWOKINATOR> We have a lowly 5 .Hawk> i'm getting dizzy looking at it all .Catherine Who> you get more than ten in one place, it gets chaotic -- er, kaotic KWOKINATOR> Says who? KWOKINATOR> It gets Kaotic with just 5! KWOKINATOR> depends on which 5 .Hawk> make that 150 pple .Catherine Who> yeah, but we all have multiple personalities KWOKINATOR> Get me, Tomas, Corwin, Life and Kaos in ONE room .Hawk> yup... .Hawk> yipes! KWOKINATOR> That's enough to fill up 150 ^_^ .Hawk> that's scary! .Catherine Who> so with just five of us, there's actually about 200 people .Neko SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> It'd probably feel like it ^_^ > .Akio comes in, looking lecherous .Hawk> Ack! German girl flashing me! Bloody nose! > .Hawk falls over .Hawk> ^_^ > .Kaos wakes up .Hawk> j/k .Kaos> Yes, I have triumphed!! /action gives Hawk an award for getting a nosebleed from being flashed by text in a chatroom ^_^ > KWOKINATOR gives Hawk an award for getting a nosebleed from being flashed by text in a chatroom ^_^ .Neko SunLord> lets see we have Kwok Hawk Hotaru Ranko Ranma Tuxboy Steph Kaos Evil Saturn and a few more in here right now .Kaos> People speel Kaos with a K now!! .Kaos> ^_^ .Cat Who> ya left out all my menagerie .Neko SunLord> hehe .Cat Who> everyone from Nanami to Ryoko to dozens more KWOKINATOR> What? .Kaos> Steph left with me to watch Patriot... .Kaos> Why is she here? > .Kaos glances around KWOKINATOR> We left out your lingerie? KWOKINATOR> Where? KWOKINATOR> ^_^ > .Hawk blinks .Akane> What? You didn't even mention me? .Kaos> And Evil Saturn shouldnt even be here... > .Akane fumes. .Neko SunLord> Kaos cause she fallowing you around liek the good sex slave she is .Kaos> ack!! > .Hawk turns into nothingness .Kaos> ... /action takes out the scythe and decaptitates Neko > KWOKINATOR takes out the scythe and decaptitates Neko > .Kaos follows Hawk ..> what about my brother Kaos!? ....> dumm dee dum... KWOKINATOR> How dare you speak about Steph like that! Prepare to die!!! ..> never mind .Cat Who> you have a sex slave? But...she's only like 11 or something .Cat Who> she still sells GIRL SCOUT cookies for crying out loud /action repeatedly punches Sun's gut > KWOKINATOR repeatedly punches Sun's gut > .Neko SunLord uses Nekoken and cuts the scythe in two ..> she's 15 though ..> wait... ..> nevermind KWOKINATOR> You'll pay for that insult to Steph! > .... would shrug ** KAZERYU just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** /action rolls forward and sweeps Neko > KWOKINATOR rolls forward and sweeps Neko KWOKINATOR> Hey Shi .Neko SunLord> can't handle the truth? .Wind Dragon> The Keeper of the Crest of Hatred (Kashou Kirai) - Accepted KWOKINATOR> AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!! .Wind Dragon> Worship me greatness. > .Cat Who throws up her hands in confusion and leaps over the bar to mix herself a drink > .. would fall over ....> She said she was 15, but recall, if she's 15 and an old friend of Kaos's, how old does that make Kaos? ....> Hi shi ....> I'm nothingness part II... /action repeatedly punches Neko in various places faster than Seiya and Ranma ever can > KWOKINATOR repeatedly punches Neko in various places faster than Seiya and Ranma ever can KWOKINATOR> DIE!!! .Cat Who> hey, anyone want a drink? ..> I'm nothingness . ..> i would, but i got no mouth .Wind Dragon> Chrono Cross good, Kid cute. FF9 also good, Dagger.. err, Garnet cute. > .Neko SunLord ignores Kwoks pathetic attacks .Cat Who> Now that I'm actually allowed to taste this stuff (legally) .Cat Who> I've gotten a lot better at mixing em KWOKINATOR> Gimme a drink, Cat /action walks over to the bar > KWOKINATOR walks over to the bar .Cat Who> what'll it be, Kwok? .Neko SunLord> keke KWOKINATOR> Long Island Ice Tea .Neko SunLord> 10 month then i cna get legally drunk! .Cat Who> Coming right up. KWOKINATOR> Canada's drinking age is 18 ^_^ .Cat Who> nyaaah, my legal day was Monady :) .Neko SunLord> i know .Cat Who> er Monday KWOKINATOR> My legal day was 5 months ago ^_^ .Cat Who> can't spell tonight ..> my legal day.... > .. stares off into space .Neko SunLord> only 35 min drive to windsor .Cat Who> bah, just because I wasn't legal didn't mean I wasn't bad .Wind Dragon> I won't be legal until 2003. That's alright, only losers drink. KWOKINATOR> Bad cat, bad! ..> ouch .Cat Who> I woke up once at 5 in the morning in a frat house, dead drunk, with no memory of the past five hours ..> i don't drink ..> so... .Neko SunLord> You knwo cat there serveral ways to look at that last comment ..> i don't care > .Cat Who gives Kwok his LI iced tea KWOKINATOR> Thanks! KWOKINATOR> I drink, but not drunk .Cat Who> There are. Unfortunately. .Cat Who> I'm assuming my virtue is still intact ^-^; KWOKINATOR> My uncle and aunt started giving me red wine since I was six ^_^ .Neko SunLord> Wonders what happen to the wasted Cat > .... tries to drink Slice, without much success .Neko SunLord> ... took the words out fo ym mouth .Cat Who> I'm not too worried, the guy who invited me there was gay > .. blinks KWOKINATOR> Or maybe he's under false pretenses? ^_^ .Cat Who> so unless he lied to me about that, I'm sure nothing happened ..> and how do u know this for sure? ..> ^_^; .Neko SunLord> maybe he was bi > .Wind Dragon mutters something about nobody touching Cat before him.. ..> hah .Cat Who> Why would he lie? he's a nice guy/ > .Neko SunLord baps Wind ..> nice Neko .Neko SunLord> hehe /action goes off to find Pluto and demands her to play the hours of Cat's unconsciousness > KWOKINATOR goes off to find Pluto and demands her to play the hours of Cat's unconsciousness ..> i'm nice and i lie ....> All guys change when night falls... .Cat Who> and, also, he's a drama major... ....> ^_^ ....> Ha, good at acting then, I see... .Neko SunLord> so he can get away with lieing then ..> yes, an actor.... KWOKINATOR> Say goodbye to your viginity, Cat ^_^ .Cat Who> anyway, I'm reasonably sure I was a good girl, although I had to drive myself home, which was scary > .Wind Dragon kills all actors /name DiCaprio .DiCaprio> What about me? .DiCaprio> You didn't kill me! .Cat Who> DIE! ..> haha > .Cat Who kills DiCaprio herself > .Wind Dragon sends DiCraprio to hell ..> ouch .DiCaprio> Eek! .Cat Who> You're a disgrace to all bishounen in the world! for SHAME! /action dies a painful death, but not before earning sighs from some girls from who knows where > .DiCaprio dies a painful death, but not before earning sighs from some girls from who knows where /name KWOKINATOR > .Wind Dragon shoves a bokken up Kwok's ass to punish him for bringing up.. him.. ..> er... ..> riiiightttt.... /action whirls around and grabs the bokken > KWOKINATOR whirls around and grabs the bokken ....> No WD!! .Cat Who> for once I'm not gonna chastise ya WD /action bows to WD > KWOKINATOR bows to WD KWOKINATOR> Thank you ....> Dont give Kwok any ideas about Kuno ....> urk! ....> I didnt say that... KWOKINATOR> Now the Blue Thunder is once again with his element KWOKINATOR> Bwahahahahaha!1 .Cat Who> I'm swear I am the ONLY female on the entire North American continent ..> oh shitty .Cat Who> who still has not seen .Cat Who> and will never see .Cat Who> that....T...movie ..> don't turn to NBC tomorrow then .Cat Who> I don't watch much TV :) > .Wind Dragon glomps Cat. "And that's why we love you." /name Kuno > .. blinks .Neko SunLord> T movie? ..> wow, major brain overload /action grabs the bokken from Kwok, attaches it to his manhood and enters WD > .Kuno grabs the bokken from Kwok, attaches it to his manhood and enters WD ....> I love her because she's my sis, and all good brothers love their sis... .Cat Who> You know...big ship...dead frozen people... /name KWOKINATOR ....> some more than others... .Neko SunLord> ack evil movie ..> you know that ship that sunk in 1912? .Neko SunLord> shudder .Cat Who> I refuse to call it by name. ....> Titanium? ....> Terminator? ..> heh .Shi> Does incest count for universal aspects? ....> ... KWOKINATOR> Heh. The War of 1812 happened sometime OTHER than 1812, according to one of the students in my school ^_^ ..> ...... ..> heh ....> Yes, you get freakish children like Perversion from that .Cat Who> Hmmm. Yuck. I dunno. ..> yeah, that happened at mine too ..> the idiots .Neko SunLord> eh? .Shi> So.. Death and Time make..? .Cat Who> Do universal aspects even need such things as sex? KWOKINATOR> They should really get an award for being that stupid ....> Old Age .Cat Who> Saturn! ..> yup ..> Old age... ..> hah .Shi> Of course we don't need sex. We just discovered we _like_ sex. ....> Since there's already old age in the universe... KWOKINATOR> Like humans > .... would give Shi and Time strange looks if he had eyes .Cat Who> going by the Holst description, Saturn is the bringer of Age... > .. yawns KWOKINATOR> We really have sex a lot more than necessary > .. tries to that is KWOKINATOR> That too ^_^ > .Cat Who sighs happily because she loves Gustav Holst almost as much as RVW KWOKINATOR> But Hawk's had plenty 'o experience in that field KWOKINATOR> Curesty of German girls ^_^ ....> Er, who's Holst? .Neko SunLord> ... ....> 0_o ..> ^_^; .Cat Who> Gustav Holst? the planets? ....> Oooohhh... KWOKINATOR> HG thinks I suck for some reason .Shi> ???? ....> You mean the PLANET Saturn... .Cat Who> Like, one of the greatest composters of the 20th century? ....> ?? ....> I thought you were talking about Senshi Saturn... ....> ^_^ > .. is at a lose .Cat Who> I *was* a music history major for an entire year. It warped me. .Shi> Saturn is.. err.. wait a sec, who was the Greek version of Saturn? /action sighs > KWOKINATOR sighs KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Cat Who> wasn't it Cronos > .. sweatsrop appears hanging off of nothing .Cat Who> ? KWOKINATOR> Wasn't Ur Anus one of the Greek incestual gods? .Neko SunLord> i never knew a thing such as music histroy majors evisted .Cat Who> No, uranus was gay ..> 0_o; ....> No, Pluto is Cronosish, right? KWOKINATOR> Wasn't he the one who ate his kids? .Shi> That's Kronos, I believe. That's the father of all the gods. He was a Titan. .Neko SunLord> Pluto was god fot he dead ? .Cat Who> hmmmm .Shi> Pluto is the Roman version of Hades. .Cat Who> yah, hades .Cat Who> ferried peeps across the River Styx ....> Okay, Saturn is... Saturnus?? .Neko SunLord> Saturn was time i think ....> deity of agriculture and blight .Cat Who> yeah, which is why some people thought Takeuchi got em mixed up KWOKINATOR> The ESMG forum has a link to a nice page with all the mythology for Saturn and Pluto .Cat Who> hehe! The ESMG is the deposity for all information SM wise :) ....> saturn is old age, I believe .Neko SunLord> Saturn .Neko SunLord> The god of farmers. The biggest feast in his honor was the Saturnalia which became the biggest influence in the inception of today's Christmas-New Year holidays. Saturday was named for Saturn. ....> Not exactly time itself /action rejoices > KWOKINATOR rejoices KWOKINATOR> Hotaru gets a day named after her! .Cat Who> I just like Pluto cause she has green hair and gets to wear black. KWOKINATOR> Yay! KWOKINATOR> Hotaru all the way! ....> Heh, Saturday is now my favorite day... ....> Wait, it already was... KWOKINATOR> Saturday's ALWAYS been my favorite day .Neko SunLord> Venus .Neko SunLord> As the goddess of love, Venus is the "queen of pleasure" and mother of the Roman people. .Cat Who> I'm partial to Tuesdays. Payday ^______^ KWOKINATOR> And the goddess of beauty .Cat Who> BRB getting a drink in RW .Neko SunLord> Juno .Neko SunLord> Queen of the gods, the wife and sister of the god Jupiter. KWOKINATOR> I'm partial to Friday afternoons ^_^ .Neko SunLord> Jupiter .Neko SunLord> King of the Roman gods, son of Saturn (whom he overthrew) and Ops, brother and husband of Juno. .Neko SunLord> Hymen (Hymenaeus) .Neko SunLord> God of marriage, invoked the wedding night. .Neko SunLord> http://www.cybercomm.net/~grandpa/rommyth.html KWOKINATOR> Kaos, did you get my log yet? KWOKINATOR> So THAT'S why there's a hymen in a girl... .Neko SunLord> Hora .Neko SunLord> Goddess who presides over time and/or beauty. ....> yeah, got your log Kwok KWOKINATOR> Cool. That means SMTP is finally working .Neko SunLord> Fluonia .Neko SunLord> Goddess who stops the menstrual flow. > .Cat Who comes back, looks at conversation, and hides in embarassment. .Neko SunLord> The Fates .Neko SunLord> The Roman Fates were the "Parcae"; the Norse Fates were the "Norns" (They were usually three: Urth (Wyrd), past; Verthandi, present; and Skuld, future); the Greek fates were called the "Moerae" or .Neko SunLord> "Moirai" (Clotho, who spun the web of life; Lachesis, who measured its length; and Atropos, who cut it). The Parcae were three very old women who spin the fate of mortal destiny. They were Nona, .Neko SunLord> Decuma, and Morta. Nona spun the thread of life, Decuma assigned it to a person and Morta cut it, ending that person's life. /action grabs Cat and drags her back out > KWOKINATOR grabs Cat and drags her back out .Shi> Venus, Goddess of Love .Shi> Mars, God of War .Shi> Jupiter, King of the Gods .Shi> Saturn, Father of Jupiter .Shi> Uranus, Father of Saturn .Shi> Neptune, god of the sea .Shi> Pluto, god of the underworld KWOKINATOR> In other words, those three are Anthropos and two other guys I forgot the name to KWOKINATOR> Anthropos and who? .Cat Who> I baked some giant chocolate chip cookies earlier...anyone want one? ....> Oh shit guys... ....> Did you see what Fox posted? .Cat Who> can't eat em all myself, too many caleries... KWOKINATOR> Only if Steph baked it ....> He wants to be Hikaru... KWOKINATOR> Fox? AGAIN? .Neko SunLord> no what did he post? ....> He wants to _he_ Hikarut... KWOKINATOR> I'm checking it out right now .Cat Who> Oh my. > .... tries to imagine what Fox would do if he were Hikaru... ....> ack! > .... would shudder, if he had a body KWOKINATOR> touches herself repeatedly ....> Ranma isn't safe! KWOKINATOR> And I mean REPEATEDLY .Neko SunLord> ??? .Neko SunLord> where are you guys read? anyways and whos fox? ....> Fox is a crazy fan boy of Hikaru ** .Mikhal Alexander just joined "Fanfics" (7 members now) ** ....> Coauthor Immortal Series KWOKINATOR> Neko, you don't wanna know who he is ....> You should know em, Hawk? ....> YES!! ....> Almost all the originals are here! ....> Just need Corwin and Ace... ..> huh? .Mikhal Alexander> looking around.......*will keep quiet and just watch.... > .Cat Who sighs and goes to sleep on the couch ....> Yes, go ahead and engage your lurker field.... KWOKINATOR> Originals? KWOKINATOR> What originals? ....> The original chatroom ocupants ....> Hmm... ....> how many aspects are here now? > .... chages back into... something .Cat Who> four? KWOKINATOR> 6 KWOKINATOR> still 6 .Kaos> no, we're missing Ace... .Mikhal Alexander> what is this about ........this rpg......im reading about ....what rpg for the forum....been kind of busy lately.... .Cat Who> I think he meant here, now .Kaos> We have 5 Aspects here now... .Kaos> wow... .Kaos> Daammit Ace, where are you?? KWOKINATOR> 5? > .Kaos kicks a wall in frustration .Cat Who> it's like three in the morning :Þ I should be asleep .Kaos> Noooo!! /who GROUP LIST: 03:08:57 57) Fanfics KWOKINATOR, Neko SunLord, ., Cat Who, Kaos, Shi, Mikhal Alexander - idle AVAILABLE LIST: () = in conf (KAOSQU/J), (CATWHO/J), (KWOKINATOR/JW), (KAZERYU/J), (NEKORURI/J), (JUST_HAWK/J), (MIKHAL69/J) ------ [7 in this area] .Kaos> just reverse time or something! .Kaos> ^_^ .Cat Who> I did NOT say I was leaving KWOKINATOR> Hawk isn't an aspect. Where'd 5 come from? .Mikhal Alexander> thank god for thanksgiving break .Kaos> ... .Cat Who> just that I do have a horrible two hour drive tomorrow ..> yes, thank god > .Cat Who weeps and hugs her cable modem in despair .Cat Who> three whole days...on dialup! /action is having an itching trigger finger for the "delete discussion" button ^_^ > KWOKINATOR is having an itching trigger finger for the "delete discussion" button ^_^ .Kaos> Okay, Kaos is here, so is Shi, and Mikhal makes Life, Cat makes Time .Kaos> And YOU Kwok... .Neko SunLord> 3am and i need to be up at 9am KWOKINATOR> I'm ME .Kaos> Are Power Space... KWOKINATOR> I'm ME! .Shi> Sol = Helios .Shi> Mercury = Hermes .Shi> Venus = Aphrodite .Shi> Terra = ???? .Shi> Luna = Selene .Shi> Mars = Ares .Shi> Jupiter = Zeus .Shi> Saturn = ???? .Shi> Uranus = ???? .Shi> Neptune = Poseidon .Shi> Pluto = Hades KWOKINATOR> Uranus=Your Anus ^_^ .Kaos> Saturn= Saturnus, better know as Saturn .Cat Who> uranus=Ellen Degenerus .Kaos> Really, I'm not joking... .Shi> Kwok = Total Moron .Kaos> It's like that Stormtrooper armor .Kaos> Plastoid, was it? .Neko SunLord> ACK .Cat Who> it was cheap, easy to make, and looked high tech .Kaos> 7 people and we went 10 whole seconds in silence... .Cat Who> so, yeah, plastoid sounds right KWOKINATOR> Too bad Tomas isn't here ..> Hephesti/Hephesta? KWOKINATOR> Otherwise we can have another fight .Kaos> Heh, but the official Star Wars universe name _is_ plastoid... KWOKINATOR> That way there won't be even one second of silence ^_^ .Cat Who> I gave up on Star Wars with the release of the New Jedi Order .Cat Who> I just couldn't take it anymore, they have such crappy authors writing now .Kaos> I havent read Star Wars books in years .Cat Who> should've stopped with Zahna dn Stackpole .Mikhal Alexander> - signed off - .Kaos> Finished Dark Force Rising last .Cat Who> only ones out of the whole lot than have any talent .Kaos> nooooooo!!! .Kaos> Life is GONE!! > .Kaos dies /action dies since he's the only non-aspect > KWOKINATOR dies since he's the only non-aspect .Kaos> ... > .Kaos kicks Kwok KWOKINATOR> Oh wait... I'm not .Kaos> Dammit Space, wake up! KWOKINATOR> Space is hidden deep inside me. He only takes over when it's neccessary > .Serenity walks in .Neko SunLord> read Hawks character profile for Ranko and well... .Serenity> Stand aside, peons > .Time goes back to sleep on the couch .Serenity> I must brainwash you all... /name Tux-boy /action enters Serenity from behind > .Tux-boy enters Serenity from behind .Tux-boy> Usako! > .Serenity starts swinging a watch in front of Cat's eyes /action pumps Serenity with a rose > .Tux-boy pumps Serenity with a rose .Serenity> You are good... you will serve Serenity... /name KWOKINATOR > .Serenity puts Tux-boy to the side /action walks up and kicks Serenity on the head > KWOKINATOR walks up and kicks Serenity on the head .Serenity> Not now!! /name Tux-boy .Serenity> I already have Chibiusa... /action bounces right back up and attaches himself to her blossom > .Tux-boy bounces right back up and attaches himself to her blossom .Serenity> ouch! .Tux-boy> Chibi-Usa's MINE! .Serenity> Tuxedo-kamen-sama!! /name KWOKINATOR .Serenity> Save me!! ** GIP4 just joined "Fanfics" (7 members now) ** > .Serenity runs off ** .Mikhal Alexander just joined "Fanfics" (8 members now) ** /name Tux-boy .Kaos> Yes!! .Kaos> Life's back!! > .Kaos does the mosepedic Life dance /action is still attached to Serenity's assets as she runs > .Tux-boy is still attached to Serenity's assets as she runs /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> Hey > .Time mumbles in her sleep and kills Chibi-Usa the pink haired freak .Gip> - signed off - > .Serenity uses the crystal to turn Tux-boy into a virtuos king like person .Kaos> Heh, we scared Gip off... /name Tux-boy > .Serenity starts using her crystal to brainwash everone else present .Mikhal Alexander> wheew...im back .....what idi miss /action scares off the crystal's power with his power of perversion > .Tux-boy scares off the crystal's power with his power of perversion .Serenity> You are mindless peons... Serve Serenity... > .Time dreams of CD-RW discs and handsome Regency noblemen... /action attaches his hands onto Serenity's bosoms again > .Tux-boy attaches his hands onto Serenity's bosoms again > .Shi kills people .Tux-boy> Ooo! You've gotten BIG, UsakO! > .Neko SunLord glomps Cat Who > .Kaos gets rid of the bodies inside Black Holes > .Serenity flushes .Serenity> Mamoru!! .Serenity> Not now!! > .Time is glomped > .Serenity sighs and tucks Tux-boy under her arm > .Time is also still asleep /action plants a deep kiss on Serenit's lips > .Tux-boy plants a deep kiss on Serenit's lips > .Kaos forms a black hole under Serenity > .Kaos waves as she is sucked in .Neko SunLord> wonders when Tux-boy will notice that his Usako's Mom > .Serenity gets sucked in, clinging to Tux-boy .Serenity> Noooooooo!!! .Kaos> This is CT serenity... /action gets sucked in, clinging to Serenity's assets > .Tux-boy gets sucked in, clinging to Serenity's assets > .Kaos closes the black hole .Kaos> good riddance... > .Kaos dusts off his hands /name KWOKINATOR .Time> good job bro > .Time goes back to sleep /action draws on Time's face as she sleeps > KWOKINATOR draws on Time's face as she sleeps > .Kaos pours Slice on Kwok's back as he draws ** MIKHAL69 just joined "Fanfics" (8 members now) ** .Kaos> huh? > .Shi moves closer to Cat .Kaos> do we have two Mikhals? /action angles himself so that the Slice slides off his back and onto Time > KWOKINATOR angles himself so that the Slice slides off his back and onto Time .Mikhal Alexander> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> One .Neko SunLord> wodners when Ranma and Ranko will show up and go at it KWOKINATOR> A peered one .Kaos> Mikhal... 69? .Kaos> Um... yo MIKHAL69> no ...........switched over to java .Kaos> oh...! KWOKINATOR> don't think about it, Kaos ^_^ MIKHAL69> damn html .Kaos> Smart guy... > .Time mumbles "echii" and ignores the Slice .Kaos> ^_^ MIKHAL69> so slow....... KWOKINATOR> OneShot can't use java MIKHAL69> .......whats he up to..... KWOKINATOR> So we're all better off ^_^ > .Kaos notices that he's pouring Slice on Time .Kaos> ack! > .Kaos puts the bottle in Kwok's hand and runs off MIKHAL69> .......been reading his jwd final...with ranma's son name is ranma..... /action shrugs and chugs the bottle down > KWOKINATOR shrugs and chugs the bottle down > .Neko SunLord goes off to kill Tomas KWOKINATOR> Hopefully he's writing more .Kaos> Tomas is still here? KWOKINATOR> No KWOKINATOR> He slept .Neko SunLord> yeah he went bed but i still want to kill him KWOKINATOR> Hawk slept too KWOKINATOR> With Hyper Girl ^_^ .Time> I need to sleep. > .Time goes back to sleep. KWOKINATOR> No you don't! ..> im not asleep /action stands in front of Time > KWOKINATOR stands in front of Time ..> talkin to my bro and Hyper Girl .Time> Yes I DO, I have to drive 120 miles tomorrow morning MIKHAL69> sleep............hm.....why??????sleep is only mental..... KWOKINATOR> If you sleep, I'm gonna have to kiss you! ^_^ .Time> with only my Elton John CDs for company .Kaos> No, remember the wise words of Drowchild!! .Kaos> Sleep is evil! MIKHAL69> yuck........ha ha... .Kaos> And whoever invented it are a buncha bastards! KWOKINATOR> Time, take an Initial D cd with you and blare it on the car .Kaos> hahaha... .Neko SunLord> keke KWOKINATOR> There's NO WAY you can sleep through it then ^_^ > .Kaos thinks she'll drive off a cliff or something in the excitement... KWOKINATOR> Somethin' like that ^_^ .Kaos> Driving off a cliff at 120 mph... .Shi> I have an Initial D song.. 13 minutes long. 'Hyper Megamix' .Kaos> With no seatbelts, either... KWOKINATOR> Especially after hearing the engine sounds for the 10th time ^_^ .Time> I live in east Georgia, we ain't got no cliffs here KWOKINATOR> love the engine sounds though .Time> just lots and lots of pine trees .Kaos> ack! KWOKINATOR> They sound so damn good .Kaos> Stop being logical Time MIKHAL69> damn........initial di is that good.......been pondering on purchasing it..........but have only seen....chinese dubbed... .Kaos> I'm kaos, logic isnt my thing... MIKHAL69> i mean subbed KWOKINATOR> Hyper Megamix is REALLY good KWOKINATOR> Buy it, Mikhal .Neko SunLord> .action rubs against Time and purrs .Shi> True. The engine sounds are cool.. I like the English lyrics, too. KWOKINATOR> I recommend it .Time> I like Two Mix. > .Neko SunLord rubs angainst time and purrs MIKHAL69> just got berserk............kickin anime..... > .Time huggles her Baroque Best CD .Kaos> Two Mix good... KWOKINATOR> A lot of Initial D songs are in English KWOKINATOR> Baroque best? KWOKINATOR> You wanna sleep already? :P MIKHAL69> really cool...oof napster.....or what .Time> yep, orchestral remixes of their best stuff :) .Shi> Mp3s suck!!! .Kaos> Gundam songs good... so Two Mix good as a result... ^_^ .Time> Actually, my BB CD from them is an actual bona fide import KWOKINATOR> Remixed? I can't tell the difference ^_^ MIKHAL69> wow......lucky guy...... KWOKINATOR> It's still sleep-music :P .Time> although I do have about 150 MP3s from them on CD-ROM .Time> er CD-R I mean .Time> bah, I need to sleep /action needs more MP3s > KWOKINATOR needs more MP3s KWOKINATOR> No you don't! .Kaos> You're right Shi, MP3s suck... uncompressed wav files all the way!! .Time> can't even give the damn thing the right name .Kaos> Especially for you Kwok! KWOKINATOR> heh .Time> brain has shut down .Shi> No, I like realplayer. MIKHAL69> just take some no doze...... KWOKINATOR> Dry cappucino powder, Time KWOKINATOR> Eat it .Time> you don't understand, I got an evil email from my dad .Time> he's gonna call my house at like 9 in the morning ..> willst du mit mir schlafen > .Neko SunLord gives Kwok a funny look .Time> and wake me up! ..> ^_^; /action looks innocent > KWOKINATOR looks innocent KWOKINATOR> Don't look at me, Neko... MIKHAL69> thats good stuff.........or some crank.......(did i say crank)woops i mean speed......(speed what the hell am i a druggie) nah just good old fashined cocaine.....what i mean caffeine KWOKINATOR> Cocaine all the way .Time> tsau, y'all, I need to sleep MIKHAL69> ha ha ....... .Time> and hugggggss .Shi> ja. KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Kaos> nooooooo!! .Time> someone smack WD for me, okay? MIKHAL69> you know they used to have cocaine in coca cola.......yep good stuff .Time> tsau :) .Kaos> g'night sis... MIKHAL69> bye bye .Time> - signed off - MIKHAL69> there goes another one.......... MIKHAL69> so hey what is the rpg on the forum about.......... .Kaos> NOBODY ESLE LEAVE!! > .Kaos starts pouring Slice around the premises .Kaos> If you leave the circle, the Slice will haunt you forever... KWOKINATOR> Heh. Reminds me of a joke I told a friend. She's switching to an older monitor with less colours because the better one was broken. She said it didn't have as many colors, I told her to take some KWOKINATOR> crack so she sees lots of colours ^_^ .goes abck to sle> ... MIKHAL69> damn...that slice.....will get you..... > .Neko SunLord goes back to sleep > .Kaos drums his fingers .Kaos> So... .Kaos> whats up? KWOKINATOR> MORE SH!!! .Kaos> ack! KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Kaos> ^_^; /action needs to write some WAFF > KWOKINATOR needs to write some WAFF .Kaos> Er... MORE ABC!! .Neko SunLord> SH!!! KWOKINATOR> SH!!! .Kaos> PSHD!! > .Neko SunLord needs a Co Author!!!! KWOKINATOR> PSHD! /action jumps up and down > KWOKINATOR jumps up and down KWOKINATOR> Me! Me! ^_^ .Kaos> SunLord needs a co authour guys, hint hint... .Neko SunLord> wella ctually i need someoen to write a proloouge .Neko SunLord> :P MIKHAL69> quiet .........people need to sleep.........ah where was i hotaru.....oh yeah take off you little bra...*snore* .Shi> I could. But I won't. .Neko SunLord> ... .Kaos> heh > .Kaos slaps Shi on the back .Kaos> Leave it to Shi and his morbid and witty remarks to... uh... brighten the atmosphere! KWOKINATOR> Leave it to Kaos to make even intelligent remarks sound stupid /action smirks > KWOKINATOR smirks .Kaos> Intelligent? .Kaos> what is this word...? KWOKINATOR> It's better for you if you don't know .Neko SunLord> no pshd chapter oen till it write a prologue :P KWOKINATOR> Otherwise you'll be in a life long search of something you'll never have :P /action strangles Neko > KWOKINATOR strangles Neko KWOKINATOR> Hurry up with the damn prologue then! > .Kaos sulks and goes sit on the couch .Kaos> I'm too depressed to write now > .Shi keeps playing that Initial D Hyper Megamix > .Kaos curls up and broods KWOKINATOR> Way to go, Shi! .Neko SunLord> Prolouge need to cover a 6 month time span! MIKHAL69> hmmmmmmmm ive been gone for a week and ...........and i have no idea what you guys be talkin about .Neko SunLord> and im nto into a mind set to write it! KWOKINATOR> Yeah, but you don't need 6 months to WRITE the damn thing! .Neko SunLord> its only been a week!!! KWOKINATOR> ... KWOKINATOR> Feels like more .Neko SunLord> i can take upto 3 months like every other author KWOKINATOR> NO YOU CAN'T! .Shi> I'm taking over 3 years on my writing. /action sticks a notepad in front of Kaos' face > KWOKINATOR sticks a notepad in front of Kaos' face .Neko SunLord> sides shapter one is finsihed :P so i haven't bene wasting ym time KWOKINATOR> Write, so Neko writes MIKHAL69> hey kaos.......how long did it take you to write your first chapter of sound hearts ............cuz i remember reading it and going ahhhh mamma this is good stuff > .Kaos mutters darkly to himself KWOKINATOR> At this rate, it'll probably take another year and a half for him to write that much ^_^ MIKHAL69> first read it aon tannims bridge of crossovers i think... .Kaos> first Chapters came out when? .Kaos> I started in late Nov 99 I believe MIKHAL69> hmmm i remember writing a while back .Kaos> And came out whenever 2000 .Shi> I've been on Ch 1 of my FFT fanfic for years now.. .Neko SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> FF Tactics? .Shi> Yes. MIKHAL69> damn.......but it was long.....for a first chapter..... KWOKINATOR> RPG freak MIKHAL69> fft ........whoah........ .Shi> Yes. MIKHAL69> thats me love rpg KWOKINATOR> ... .Kaos> ahh... Tannim's, where my fanfiction debut took place... MIKHAL69> ff9 is out .Neko SunLord> how long was Sh first chapter? KWOKINATOR> LONG .Kaos> And the first email on SH I received was from him... .Kaos> And I LOST it... > .Kaos sobs .Shi> I rented Chrono Cross and FF9. At the same time. MIKHAL69> thats cool............ .Kaos> SH 1 was 300 + kb .Neko SunLord> wow long! .Kaos> Yup... .Shi> Heh. http://kenshi_fox.tripod.com .Shi> Ya can find my fanfic around there somewhere... .Neko SunLord> pshd is only 50k... KWOKINATOR> Like I said, it'll take him another year and a half to write that much ^_^ .Kaos> ... KWOKINATOR> All my fics combined don't even have 50k ^-6 .Kaos> I'd argue, but... KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Neko SunLord> but hes right kaos? .Shi> The adventures of Kitsune and Katsura, in the world of FFT. .Kaos> No comment... .Kaos> Gah, dammit .Kaos> I expended all my wit on that Steph thingy I wrote two days ago... KWOKINATOR> Gah? .Shi> NOOO! The hyper megamix ended! Only 13 minutes, damnit. KWOKINATOR> You're eating Klingon worms? ^_^ .Kaos> Must... write... more... .Kaos> Hands... aching... KWOKINATOR> Shi, I saw a 71 min. long Megamix on Napster .Kaos> Eyes... Heavy... KWOKINATOR> About twice .Neko SunLord> Ranko Hotaru Setsuna Ranm-chan Hikaru and Rei do Tokyo .Shi> Someone read my fic, damn you all. KWOKINATOR> I'm not a judge of literature .Kaos> heh, I never even finished FFT... KWOKINATOR> Don't ask me to read and comment .Neko SunLord> kwoks comment are cool and thats about ti KWOKINATOR> I'm a reader and a semi-writer. Not a commentator ^_^ .Shi> I didn't even mention comments. .Neko SunLord> well cool or very cool ** LASTGOODBYE just joined "Fanfics" (7 members now) ** > .Kaos waves .Kaos> Heya... KWOKINATOR> No, also "very very very very very cool" :P .Shi> Read it anyways, damn you. LASTGOODBYE> - signed off - KWOKINATOR> lemme find it first... .Neko SunLord> bah MIKHAL69> - signed off - .Shi> It would be under 'fanfics' you moron. It's the only one! .Shi> Of course, when reading, you have to take into account everything except the last bit was written like.. 3 years ago. I've gotten better. KWOKINATOR> Short chapter... .Shi> I never finished it. KWOKINATOR> oh .Kaos> wow Shi... .Kaos> It starts off classic RPG style... /action is motivated to write now > KWOKINATOR is motivated to write now .Shi> Short attention span. .Kaos> Finding their weapons, just like Link... .Shi> Couldn't keep interested in the damn things. KWOKINATOR> Damn. I'm stuck again KWOKINATOR> I need to start a new fic .Neko SunLord> how bout you write scene for my fic kwok :P KWOKINATOR> Which scene? ** MIKHAL69 just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** .Neko SunLord> shrug KWOKINATOR> You keep getting peered .Mikhal Alexander> damn..........i hate..........my connection .Neko SunLord> hmm this si funny "KaosQu's extremely quickly-written fanfics" man its so funny tis killing me .Kaos> whats with you anyway Mikahl? Using a free ISP or something? KWOKINATOR> Guess who wrote that? ^_^ .Neko SunLord> you? :P no clue .Mikhal Alexander> no..........welll...........actually im stealing it ......but hey .......no one gets hurt ........i think KWOKINATOR> The only other person in the room who's name starts with K ^_^ .Kaos> heh... good start page... ^_^ .Neko SunLord> Kaos :P /action starts beating on the Kwok clone > KWOKINATOR starts beating on the Kwok clone .Shi> Yeah, so what's that password, again? I forgot... .Kwok-clone> ouch!! .Kwok-clone> Please stop!! .Mikhal Alexander> kill him....... .Mikhal Alexander> spank him .Kwok-clone> I was just doing what Ka- KWOKINATOR> Stop changing things! KWOKINATOR> Oh wait. I don't wanna kill him > .Kaos boots Kwok-clone into LEO .Mikhal Alexander> oh........ .Neko SunLord> kwok go write me some Waff scenes i cna use .Mikhal Alexander> nice range........been practicing KWOKINATOR> He has a job as the Official Christmas Interior Decorator KWOKINATOR> So I don't wanna kill him ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I need something more to on, Neko... .Kaos> ack! KWOKINATOR> Like the surrounding plot .Shi> I was gonna make the start page make fun of kaos.. .Mikhal Alexander> *sniff* wish i had a clone....... .Kaos> nooo!! .Kaos> Start page good!! .Neko SunLord> jsut write hehe ill tell you tommroow i need tog et to bed again i have a family gahtering to attend today /action sticks a tag of "Official Christmas Interior Decorator" on Kaos' head > KWOKINATOR sticks a tag of "Official Christmas Interior Decorator" on Kaos' head .Mikhal Alexander> me to..............at 9 in the morning .Kaos> later then... .Kaos> Hey, is Hawk still here? KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .Shi> Fox posted his character. It's bloody Hikaru! ..> yea.... > .Kaos looks around for Hawk KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Neko Sleep> night .Kaos> Yeah... .Shi> Damn, it's the Vampire Hikaru. ..> cya .Kaos> I mentioned that, Shi... .Kaos> wha? .Kaos> Really? .Kaos> I thought he just asked if he could... /action is shakily resisting the urge to press "delete" ^_^ > KWOKINATOR is shakily resisting the urge to press "delete" ^_^ .Mikhal Alexander> man........is this the busy hour.........who ever built this site(kwok) has a lot of visitors but they never come in the chat...... .Shi> He did, then he posted her. Delete it, Kwok. She's too powerful. KWOKINATOR> Lots of lurkers, Mikhal .Mikhal Alexander> ohhhhh KWOKINATOR> Hawk... .Kaos> Wait! KWOKINATOR> You're the GM. Deal with it .Kaos> I know how to get out of this! .Kaos> semi-Honorably too .Mikhal Alexander> man have to read the rpg ........but i saw that you guys were here so i skipped it and jumped in here KWOKINATOR> do both ..> deal with what? .Kaos> I think Utena said to stick to canon Ranma and original characters .Shi> She has a bloody friggin' attack that can destroy a solar system! Delete her! .Kaos> So Hikaru's out! .Mikhal Alexander> ok........if i dont respond........ill be checking out the rpg KWOKINATOR> Vamp Hikaru is original .Mikhal Alexander> ja ne KWOKINATOR> He made it up .Kaos> Shut up! .Neko Sleep> ... .Kaos> It can still be argued.. .Kaos> and if we do it right, nobody will suspect a thing... > .Kaos cackles maniacly /JOIN 57 .Mikhal Alexander> so who gets to be the most powerful in the rpg, ranma (corwin) or what.... KWOKINATOR> Got disc KWOKINATOR> I've got the best character. I can get as much screen time as I want ^_^ .Mikhal Alexander> whwho are you akane..... .Shi> Me, me. Wai wai! Ryu-chan is the strongest there is! KWOKINATOR> Hawk! KWOKINATOR> Deal with Fox! .Kaos> No, Kaos-ohki is!! KWOKINATOR> His character's too powerful! .Shi> That reminds me, I need to reply to the rpg.. .Mikhal Alexander> ha ha kaos-ohki who is that............ha ha ha ha .Mikhal Alexander> some rabbiyt .Kaos> He's the most adorable character of all!! .Mikhal Alexander> rabbit .Kaos> and he's sure to have the protection of all the girls!! .Mikhal Alexander> with hidden pottential > .Kaos-ohki appears, Kaos disappearing .Shi> Kaos-ohki is the Cabbit of Chaos. .Kaos-ohki> Miiiiiiiiyaaaaaah!! .Mikhal Alexander> nice... /action kicks Kaos-ohki like a soccer ball > KWOKINATOR kicks Kaos-ohki like a soccer ball .Mikhal Alexander> whoah.....pretty spiffy KWOKINATOR> He shoots! He scores! ..> hey Kaos have you seen Ranko's profile .Kaos-ohki> miyah .Mikhal Alexander> gooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll > .Kaos-ohki miyahs in distress and tumbles around KWOKINATOR> Hawk! Deal with Fox! KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Kaos-ohki> mi...yah! .Kaos> Yeah, I saw the profile... nice... ..> what'd Fox do? .Kaos> Really sweet... .Mikhal Alexander> whats with is fascination with hikarou shidou........she is so annoying .Kaos-ohki> Miyah? .Mikhal Alexander> now .......a cutie....is hmmmmmmmmm oh yeah hotaru.......... KWOKINATOR> His character is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too powerful KWOKINATOR> you're the GM. It's your responsiblity .Mikhal Alexander> what to do what to do....... ..> oh my god.... KWOKINATOR> He said, and I quote: "Has aquired Martial Arts KWOKINATOR> techniques that would make easy work KWOKINATOR> of Saffron , Herb , and Cologne KWOKINATOR> combined in under 3 minutes. " KWOKINATOR> And there's more! KWOKINATOR> Deal with it, Hawk! ..> 0_o; ..> I will ..> sheesh KWOKINATOR> ^_^ ..> gotta do all the work .Mikhal Alexander> damn........nah.....i could take him...... KWOKINATOR> You wanted to be the GM ^_^ ..> gonna have an obsessive FOX on my ass ..> i volenteered to be GM ..> i didn't WANT to be it KWOKINATOR> So you can to take care of this crap ^_^ .Mikhal Alexander> who are you mister black......... .Mikhal Alexander> blank .Mikhal Alexander> i mean /action thinks it's nice to dump it on somebody else for a change. He just deleted somebody's spam this afternoon > KWOKINATOR thinks it's nice to dump it on somebody else for a change. He just deleted somebody's spam this afternoon .Kaos-ohki> What? .Kaos-ohki> Spam? .Kaos> er... .Kaos> Spam? KWOKINATOR> Hawk saw it, I think .Kaos> what was it about, I want spam! KWOKINATOR> Somebody started a discussion with a spam advertisement KWOKINATOR> I deleted it .Kaos> okay... > .Kaos sighs .Kaos> I'm bored... KWOKINATOR> Well, Cyberwolf complained... KWOKINATOR> About the spam /action hits Kaos on the head > KWOKINATOR hits Kaos on the head KWOKINATOR> There! Still bored! .Kaos> But I wanted to see it...!! > .Kaos sighs KWOKINATOR> Too late ..> From your resident GM! ..> WAAAAAAYYYYY to powerful there FOX. No one can beat Cologne, Herb, and Saffron combined in three minutes. 2: We're not doing crossovers. You can't use Hikaru. I know you love her lots, but were ..> sticking to new characters to canon. 3: Basically #2 kills everything else. ..> ^_^ .Kaos> good good... KWOKINATOR> Hawk, change it to: We ALL know you love her lots ^_^ .Kaos> you managed to avoid a 'Shi directness' ..> k ..> huh? .Kaos> or your openening punches and shut ups and FOs... .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> More tactful than usual! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Oh, and technically his Hikaru is original KWOKINATOR> It's Vamp Hikaru and she has a bunch of extra skills not present in cannon Hikaru ..> From your resident GM! ..> WAAAAAAYYYYY to powerful there FOX. No one can beat Cologne, Herb, and Saffron combined in three minutes. 2: We're not doing crossovers. You can't use Hikaru. We ALL know you love her lots, but were ..> sticking to new characters to canon. 3: Basically #2 kills everything else. 4: No vampire lesbians.... once again, we all know you er... like that idea, but that's just too weird, even for Ranma 1/2. .Kaos> Well, she was developed from canon Hikaru .Kaos> So she's canon Hikaru + KWOKINATOR> Yes, but she's also original .Kaos> Just look at it my way, Kwok... /action grumbles > KWOKINATOR grumbles .Shi> Too many skills. Too powerful. If Hikaru was in, then Shi would take an interest. .Kaos> It makes rejecting super-powerful characters easier... .Kaos> =) KWOKINATOR> ^_^; .Kaos> dammit... .Mikhal> so what fun would that be.........having super-powerful character beating the others sensless......would that be fun..... KWOKINATOR> we should make it so that from now on Fox's posts can never have the word Hikaru in it ^_^ .Mikhal> maybe.........we'll see > .Kaos turns off winamp... .Mikhal> ha...... .Mikhal> fat chance .Kaos> Heh, you should see Kwok, Hawk and Tomas fights sometime... .Kaos> Superpowered fun there... ..> From your resident GM! ..> WAAAAAAYYYYY to powerful there FOX. No one can beat Cologne, Herb, and Saffron combined in three minutes. 2: We're not doing crossovers. You can't use Hikaru. We ALL know you love her lots, but were ..> sticking to new characters to canon. 3: Basically #2 kills everything else. 4: No vampire lesbians.... once again, we all know you er... like that idea, but that's just too weird, even for Ranma 1/2. ..> 5: Too many skills. 6: Just because you change another anime characters past and personality doesn't make them an original character. KWOKINATOR> I was semi-normal .Mikhal> really cool......... .Kaos> Of course, having none of them hold an advantage for more than 2 seconds gets annoying... .Kaos> I was the normalist! KWOKINATOR> I was SEMI-normal KWOKINATOR> Hawk and Tomas were overpowered .Mikhal> I love super powered fights.......hate super powereed dbz fights though ..> over powered? ..> in what? ..> I was a mix? KWOKINATOR> the fight earlier .Mikhal> i have my own fight club............fun.... > .Kaos thinks he needs to get himself a better gun... KWOKINATOR> You just shook off a leg sweep while completely unaffected. NO ONE can physically do that .Mikhal> gotta really startreading these messages in rpg ..> when you're part Kwok, Kaos and youself you probably can ^_^ > .Kaos walks away to find a place to upgrade his gun, or at least trade it infor a new one ..> if you had gone Kwawk ..> then it would've hurt KWOKINATOR> Not unless you still have a humanoid body .Kaos> bah bah, Kwok... KWOKINATOR> Leg sweeps don't hurt you. They trip you .Kaos> Who cares about Physics... .Shi> Heh. There. Made a new move in the rpg. .Kaos> I'm sure you did something against the laws of physics .Mikhal> * wraps himself in a long black capes and vanishes from the eyes of all ........ ..> not if you're stable .Mikhal> * mysterious voices are heard...........must read rpg.....be back later..........maybe?/ .Shi> Leg sweeps tend to knock you down if they hit. Simple thing to do is jump, not take it. KWOKINATOR> There's no such thing as "stable". It's about balance and you won't have enough balance to stay up from a leg sweep after just attacking. It's nearly-impossible to do one to begin with KWOKINATOR> Hawk took a sweep standing and was completely unaffected > .Kaos shrugs .Kaos> So? ..> yeah, so? .Kaos> Maybe you need to work on those leg muscles then, eh Kwok...? ..> sweeps don't always work .Kaos> =) ..> heh KWOKINATOR> Physically and theoretically impossible KWOKINATOR> Muscles don't matter that much in a sweep ..> From your resident GM! ..> WAAAAAAYYYYY to powerful there FOX. No one can beat Cologne, Herb, and Saffron combined in three minutes. 2: We're not doing crossovers. You can't use Hikaru. We ALL know you love her lots, but were ..> sticking to new characters to canon. 3: Basically #2 kills everything else. 4: No vampire lesbians.... once again, we all know you er... like that idea, but that's just too weird, even for Ranma 1/2. ..> 5: Too many skills. 6: Just because you change another anime characters past and personality doesn't make them an original character. ..> I don't like doing this, but it's gotta be done as we, the general forum populace, all agree that this character is way past > .Kaos breaks whatever laws make it impossible ..> past what? .Kaos> Sure it does, if you whack my leg with a twig, I aint gonna fall... .Shi> It is possible to take a leg sweep, but it assumes that Kwok would have done it incorrectly. KWOKINATOR> That's because the force applied by a sweep is different from whacking with a twig ..> PAST WHAT!?! ..> Unfair? KWOKINATOR> Well, he didn't say it was done incorrectly... .Kaos> Okay, look at it this way KWOKINATOR> Way past acceptable parameters > .. sighs .Kaos> You try to sweep a marble pillar .Kaos> It does not fall ..> thanks you Kwok .Kaos> Conclusion? .Shi> Where does a leg sweep hit? KWOKINATOR> Depends on the person KWOKINATOR> Calf or ankle KWOKINATOR> Well, the back of someone's knee KWOKINATOR> And a marble pillar's constructed differently than a human body, Kaos .Mikhal> anyone here actually in martial arts or has basic knowledge of it........ .Shi> All those are spots that tend to knock people down. > .Kaos raises a hand KWOKINATOR> Yes. That's why leg sweeps work quite often .Kaos> Me .Shi> Knees support weight oddly. Hit someone in the back of the knee, and it bends. .Kaos> But I hate the word never .Kaos> or impossible KWOKINATOR> Me. That's why I'm arguing it in the first place .Kaos> So I'll argue it to my last breathe .Mikhal> wow.........lucky guy........what....karate.....jujitsu...taekwando, judo........what....... ..> there ..> just posted .Mikhal> me always wanted........to take ...will talke probably in college next year...... KWOKINATOR> I'm just saying it's impossible to take a correctly executed hit and be COMPLETELY unaffected .Shi> Your ankle also support your weight, but it fairly easy to move. Left standing on one foot, most people fall. .Kaos> I used to take Hapkido .Shi> I used to take Tang Soo Do. ..> have you ever tried sweeping a statues leg? .Kaos> Now in some branch of Kung fu ..> think about that .Mikhal> cool.........what stlye are these........cool......... KWOKINATOR> A statue is constructed differently KWOKINATOR> A statue has no movable bones ..> i was made up of three pple, you included .Shi> I should point out that Hawk is not made of stone. KWOKINATOR> heh .Kaos> gah, but if you tighten muscles enough, it becomes hard and immobile ..> so, obviously i had more than your strength KWOKINATOR> Even made up of three people you still have basic human biology .Kaos> Depending on how strong one is .Shi> Tang Soo Do is Korean. .Kaos> and how weak the other is KWOKINATOR> Leg sweeps don't WORK on your muscles. They work on the weak points of your leg .Kaos> okay, then why do you even talk about human biology? ..> heh .Shi> Except sometimes the back of your knee. But that muscle is made to bend that way.. .Kaos> The point of muscles is to either move joints or keep them fromdoing so .Mikhal> depends if they ......were ready for the move......of course...if they braced them selves for the attack ....would they be able to block or withstand but if unaware they usuall fall.. KWOKINATOR> Because even in fusion form, Hawk would still have the vulnerabilites ..> trust me, sweeps don't always work and can be stopped if the persons leg is strong enough KWOKINATOR> Vulnerable enough for a leg sweep KWOKINATOR> It can be stopped if the sweep is done incorrectly ..> and flexed tightly .Shi> Well, if he hit your ankle, yeah. KWOKINATOR> Done correctly, it's almost 100 percent yield ** ROSELYNE_777 just joined "Fanfics" (7 members now) ** KWOKINATOR> Hey Shang-chan .Kaos> gah, this conversation is stupid > .. blinks .Shi> Not the knee, it's almost impossible to brace the knee. But the ankle might be stopped. ..> hey .Kaos> Hi Roselyne! .Shang-chan> ALOHA!!! :)))) .Kaos> I havent seen you since I went through your purse! .Kaos> ^_^ .Hawk> heh .Mikhal> how.........fast was the leg sweep.......was it a back leg sweep or a front leg sweep .Shang-chan> Hey Kowk! ^_^ Long time no see ^_^ KWOKINATOR> you seem to be on earlier than usual .Shang-chan> Yo, Kaos, finally we meet! :) .Shi> Even if the ankle one hit, you might be able to stand, if you knew it was coming. .Mikhal> ehhhhh .Shang-chan> Yeah I woke up an hour earlier... Damn alarm clock >.<;;; .Kaos> Heh .Hawk> ^_^; .Shang-chan> Hi Shi :) .Kaos> I should be going to sleep within the hour... .Mikhal> just had to come on .......damn we have some devoted people here....... .Mikhal> lucky us .Shi> Yo. .Shang-chan> ^__^ /action looks at the clock > KWOKINATOR looks at the clock .Hawk> why the long face Shang? .Hawk> ^_^ > .Shang-chan kicks her alarm clock .Mikhal> 3:25...........is getting pretty late....... KWOKINATOR> This is my... 16th or 17th hour in this room .Hawk> i've been in here forever .Mikhal> are you joking......what a stud............. KWOKINATOR> heh .Shang-chan> Not long face, Hawk... Just bruise under the eyes while I desperately try to hide those huge yamns... ^O^ .Mikhal> got home after work and just saw you peeps... .Kaos> heh .Hawk> heh .Shang-chan> heh KWOKINATOR> I've been in this room straight from about 9 or 9:30 until now, 1:30 ^_^; .Kaos> Now you're doomed to keep coming back... .Kaos> This place is like a vortex... it sucks you in and doesnt let you out! .Hawk> i had a short break .Hawk> for about an hour .Mikhal> man.......what a life....... .Hawk> but been here since 1 .Hawk> or... .Hawk> 12:30 .Shang-chan> Guys... CyberWolf is really angry with me about the vet joke? ;) .Hawk> heh .Shang-chan> heh KWOKINATOR> I ate lunch in front of the comp. That's why I have 3 cups of noodles on the table ^_^ .Hawk> i think he likes Gohan .Mikhal> all day.in here.........this is devoted fans and writers of anime .......be aware we shall rule some day .Kaos> Vet joke was hilarious... .Hawk> heh .Shang-chan> Ah, Cyberwolf is a "he"... thought a "she"... O.O; KWOKINATOR> Yes it was .Shang-chan> ^_^ .Hawk> hah > .Kaos snickers KWOKINATOR> Someone proposed an idea today: FFML-only con. .Hawk> i have no clue what Cyber is.... ^_^; .Kaos> I thought White_Aqua was a he... .Kaos> ^_^; .Hawk> stupid... .Shang-chan> I like the "what" ;p .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> Every single writer and reader gathered in one room, and the fabric of reality breaks apart, giving life and form and freewill to people's ideas KWOKINATOR> That's scary... .Shang-chan> So now... Kaos... Who' catatonic...? >;P .Hawk> yipes... .Kaos> Er... that's Cat Who, of course! KWOKINATOR> And that's just for fanfics .Hawk> need Corwin .Kaos> my dear sis... .Shang-chan> ;p > .Kaos sighs .Kaos> Where has corwin been? KWOKINATOR> Hmm. If that happened, ABC Ranma would break out... .Kaos> I havent seen him since Steph first came in /action cheers > KWOKINATOR cheers .Shang-chan> Kaos... dunno if I already asked... did you use your name from the character "Kaos"in Yoroiden Samurai Troopers? KWOKINATOR> School KWOKINATOR> School's taking up his time .Kaos> Er... no .Shang-chan> ah > .Hawk jumps up and down for no apparent reason > .Shang-chan stares at Hawk KWOKINATOR> His real name's Qu. That's why he's KaosQu ^_^ .Kaos> my of the name Kaos actually has a long history dating back to my 6th grade years... .Shang-chan> shoot... =0 .Kaos> Which I will not bother to talk about, since it's pretty boring... .Kaos> ^_^ KWOKINATOR> When does Steph date back to? .Shang-chan> ... shoot =0 .Mikhal> is it that bad...........next year ill be in college.........so .....uh......am i going to have no money no anime no fanfics.........what will i do...... /action takes out his Glock and shoots Shang-chan > KWOKINATOR takes out his Glock and shoots Shang-chan .Shang-chan> you'l download the anime from the web ;p KWOKINATOR> There! Happy? .Mikhal> oh....that'd be nice..... > .Shang-chan avoids the shoot in Slow-mo .Mikhal> crummy 56k connection > .Shang-chan fires a blast at Kowk > .Hawk catches the bullet in the stomach .Hawk> ouch.... .Shang-chan> bah..] KWOKINATOR> crummy 33k connectio .Mikhal> you joke........ .Hawk> sheesh, can't let a guy jump up and down in peace .Shang-chan> Happy to be at work where I can reach 419 Kb/sec :))) /action jumps and twists several times in the air, avoiding the blast > KWOKINATOR jumps and twists several times in the air, avoiding the blast .Hawk> DSL!!!!!!!!! .Shang-chan> perhaps... ;) KWOKINATOR> T3!!!!! /action wants T3 ^_^ > KWOKINATOR wants T3 ^_^ > .Hawk falls over dead from the gun shot wound .Shang-chan> me too :) .Shang-chan> Terminator 3? ;) .Dead Hawk> heh .Shang-chan> heh .Kaos> You bastard! You killed Hawk! KWOKINATOR> A T3 would be sweet. I can download every single anime ep on the net in like a day ^_^ .Dead Hawk> heh .Shang-chan> "By The Goddess Kalliba, Come Back To Life" - Darkstone > .Shang-chan resurrects Hawk > .Kaos pulls out his new reinforced handgun to extract vengance .Kaos> Damn... .Hawk> thanks > .Kaos puts away his gun > .Shang-chan bows to Hawk > .Hawk bows back > .Shang-chan winks at Kaos .Hawk> fdjksdhgkh .Hawk> bla bla bla > .Shang-chan bows back .Hawk> hihihi .Hawk> guess who that was? .Shang-chan> heh ;) .Hawk> hihihi > .Kaos bows because everybody else is... KWOKINATOR> Don't need to guess ^_^ > .Shang-chan bows back to Kaos .Hawk> du bist bloed .Kaos> Hyper Girl!! /action bows to Perversion, his Master > KWOKINATOR bows to Perversion, his Master .Hawk> night night .Kaos> um... .Hawk> she's gone > .Kaos waves .Kaos> Bye bye Hyper Girl... > .Shang-chan sneezes > .Hawk hands Shang a tissue KWOKINATOR> It's really easy to tell HG ^_^ .Hawk> i'm just full of these things .Shang-chan> arigato .Hawk> yup > .Shang-chan bows to Hawk .Hawk> np KWOKINATOR> She tends to repeat words .Shang-chan> HG? > .Hawk blinks and bows back .Hawk> Hyper-Girl > .Shang-chan bows back and falls head first on the floor .Hawk> ^_^; KWOKINATOR> A hot, exotic German exchange student living with Hawk .Shang-chan> Aaah ;p .Hawk> and she's not a redhead .Hawk> ^_^ .Kaos> Ahh... so you checked... .Shang-chan> hair-tint-product exists, you know ;p .Kaos> ^_- > .Hawk facefaults KWOKINATOR> Yeah, but Hawk's talking about her NATURAL hair colour :P .Shang-chan> no not *those* hait! ;p .Kaos> I gotcha Hawk... *smirks and turns around, whistling* > .Hawk facefaults deeper .Shang-chan> haiR, not haiT .Kaos> So, how bout that weather? > .Shang-chan laugh hysterically .Hawk> what about the air show? > .Kaos gives a wistful sigh .Hawk> It's a beautiful day for an air show! .Kaos> no more airshows around my area... -_- /action gives a wistful sigh > KWOKINATOR gives a wistful sigh KWOKINATOR> Steph... .Neko Sleep> manical laugh > .Hawk just sighs .Kaos> ack! KWOKINATOR> I thought you're asleep?? .Kaos> Stop sleepwalking, Neko! > .** CYBERWOLF just joined "Fanfics" (8 members now) ** > .Hawk bops Neko on the head .Hawk> bad cat KWOKINATOR> he's sleep TYPING .Hawk> wtf.... .Kaos> Heya Cyberwolf! .Neko Sleep> sorry ive gota fucking idea in my head and now i can't sleep .Hawk> that's a first .Shang-chan> I'mmmm dea.. ^^; .Shi> - signed off - .Mikhal> - signed off - .Hawk> ah!!!!!!!!! .Hawk> we've lost two!!!!!!! .Shang-chan> damn the D didn't go through /action wonders if he should pop into the RPG > KWOKINATOR wonders if he should pop into the RPG .Kaos> ack! .Shang-chan> AAAH!!! .Kaos> NoooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!! .Neko Sleep> last time this happened i wrote the ending for the half way point in my fic .Shang-chan> CW is THAT scary? KWOKINATOR> Now write the prologue .Shang-chan> C'moaaaan, CW, me not afrtaid of you :))))) .Hawk> hah .Kaos> er, no, we lost shi and Mikhal... KWOKINATOR> CW is a figment of our imagination ** KAZERYU just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** .Neko Sleep> Well thsi idea is a character idea KWOKINATOR> wb .Hawk> wb .Kaos> WB!!! .Shang-chan> wb :) KWOKINATOR> Bwahahaha! I beat you Hawk! > .Hawk punches Kwok .Shang-chan> Yeah, but did we lose them because of CW? ;p KWOKINATOR> I beat ALL of you! .Shi> And this has been your daily episode of Browser.. CRASH! /action ducks the punch > KWOKINATOR ducks the punch .Hawk> is CW here? KWOKINATOR> Nope > .Shang-chan looks sternly at Kowk .Kaos> What character idea, Neko? KWOKINATOR> What? KWOKINATOR> Whatcha starin' at me for? .Shang-chan> can' beat everybody, little dweep ^__~ .Neko Sleep> Shang-chan? .Hawk> heh .Shang-chan> Hiya :) .Shang-chan> yeah? :) .Shang-chan> Nekooooo? :) .Hawk> heh .Neko SunLord> keke KWOKINATOR> heh > .Hawk falls over .Shang-chan> OO; .Hawk> well that was random .Neko SunLord> anohter female to bug :P .Shang-chan> ;PPPPP /action does random somersaults > KWOKINATOR does random somersaults .Shang-chan> LOL :,,,,D..... > .Hawk random faces .Shang-chan> Oh, he morphes! :) /action reads the Anything Goes Scrolls of Dating Secrets > KWOKINATOR reads the Anything Goes Scrolls of Dating Secrets > .Hawk looks over Kwok's shoulder .Kaos> Ask her boyfriend out... .Hawk> interesting KWOKINATOR> Hey! That's mine! .Hawk> Ask her mother out .Kaos> Steal her underwear, she'll think your manly .Hawk> interesting /action reads the list > KWOKINATOR reads the list > .Shang-chan growls .Kaos> And peep on her .Neko SunLord> Hotaru Hiyokaze Great Great Dranduaghter of Ranma and Ranko Saotome and Gradmaster of the Silent Dragon school of Martial Art and Master of the Chatoic Dragon School of Martial Arts .Hawk> eh? .Hawk> heh .Neko SunLord> Born in 2137 .Hawk> you like my Hiyokaze don't u .Shang-chan> What' worse than a baby in a trash can? KWOKINATOR> Ranma does his great great granddaughter ^_^ .Kaos> Two babies in a trash can? .Shang-chan> ;) 10 babies in a trashcan .Hawk> heh .Neko SunLord> Age: 28 looks to be around 15 or 16 years old .Hawk> and a couple of kittens .Shang-chan> And now what' worse than 10 babies in a Trashcan? .Kaos> heh... ^_^; KWOKINATOR> YOu .Shi> Bad idea. No room for Hotaru/Ranma romance. KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Kaos> Yes, Shi speaks wisely! .Shang-chan> one baby in TEN trashcans > .Hawk rolls his eyes .Hawk> heh /name Ranma > .Kaos bows to Shang-chan's awesome logic... .Shi> Bad joke. No room sex bewtween Hotaru and Ranma. .Kaos> Teach me more master! .Ranma> I'm 2000 years old, but I can still bang with the best of 'em! .Shang-chan> what's the difference between a baby and a boomerang? /name KWOKINATOR KWOKINATOR> A baby cries > .Shang-chan bows back to Kaos KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Shi> You want the boomerang back. .Hawk> baby don't come back if you throw it away .Shang-chan> yeah. .Shang-chan> And now, how do you name a boomerang that doesn't come back? > .Kaos gapes in awe .Kaos> W .Hawk> garbage? .Kaos> O .Kaos> W .Neko SunLord> Looks like Ranma-chan but has black hair witha streak of red on the side and Purple eyes. She has a feather hanign form ehr left ear :P .Neko SunLord> keke :P .Hawk> a bent stick .Kaos> er... Lain!! .Hawk> Lain? .Shang-chan> a piece of wood .Kaos> Feather hanging fromher left era .Shi> Fain. .Hawk> i was close .Kaos> ear .Shang-chan> ;p .Neko SunLord> actually i got it from Ex Driver .Shang-chan> What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? .Kaos> Hmm... why even call her Hotaru? .Kaos> It'll just make readers like me depressed... .Neko SunLord> cause i like the name .Hawk> um... .Shang-chan> 5 minutes in the microwave oven... KWOKINATOR> A black baby drinks lots of chocolate milk ^_^ .Hawk> you can see the white one white one in the dark KWOKINATOR> Glow in the dark babies? ^_^ .Hawk> heh, too many white one's .Shang-chan> 5 minutes in the microwave oven... .Neko SunLord> keke im going to use her int he rpg :P .Hawk> oh, heh .Hawk> ^_^; .Kaos> um... .Shang-chan> ;p .Hawk> thought 5 mins would probably blow the baby up... .Hawk> like that poodle .Kaos> Okay, Neko... > .Hawk frowns .Shang-chan> depend of the power of the mwo .Neko SunLord> wha? KWOKINATOR> "Discharge status: Alive but without permission." .Hawk> yeah .Kaos> Since she's an original with Hotaru's name... .Shang-chan> MicroWaveOven.... M.W.O. .Hawk> heh .Kaos> As long as she's _just_ that... KWOKINATOR> You read that right Hawk? KWOKINATOR> ^_^ .Shang-chan> How do you put a baby in a mixer? .Hawk> yup .Hawk> toes first? .Shang-chan> Yup and why? :) .Hawk> ah.... .Shang-chan> to see his face expression .Hawk> ouch KWOKINATOR> I say put his head in first .Kaos> ....... KWOKINATOR> That way he won't scream > .Hawk grimaces .Shi> .... .Shang-chan> How do you remove a baby from a mixer? KWOKINATOR> His brain gets fried before he can scream .Hawk> you don't KWOKINATOR> Well, blended .Shang-chan> with a straw. .Hawk> or pour it into a cup /action grimaces > KWOKINATOR grimaces .Shang-chan> LOL ;D .Hawk> 0_o; .Kaos> - signed off - .Hawk> bye bye Kaos! KWOKINATOR> Aww... .Hawk> ^_^ .Shang-chan> Oops.... the first one who didn't stand my jokes.. Oo; .Hawk> probably disconnectd or something ** .Kaos just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** .Kaos> gah .Shang-chan> feel better Kaos? :) .Kaos> Dont even know what happened .Shang-chan> you went vomiting, right? ;p > .Hawk slaps Kaos KWOKINATOR> wb .Kaos> My window got a page not found thing .Hawk> you made us worry! .Shang-chan> Delphi sux! .Hawk> don't do that! .Hawk> ^_^ .Kaos> heh .Shang-chan> thouhgt you didn' like the jokes.... ;p .Kaos> Heh, not at all... .Kaos> tell us more gohan vet jokes... .Shang-chan> too baaaaad... others are coming ;ppp .Shang-chan> hold on... > .Hawk falls over KWOKINATOR> "Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is just marriage bait." .Shi> No more lame jokes. .Hawk> eh? KWOKINATOR> Heh .Shang-chan> Goten decided to install an external modem to his computer to access the Web. He phones to Trunks to ask him some help, as he doesn't know anything (you surprise me... ! -__- ) KWOKINATOR> Just feel like contributing to the Lame Joke Foundation .Shang-chan> Trunks : - Ok, connect your modem to the Central Unit, plug the supply wire in the socket, and the phone wire to a phone socket .Shang-chan> Goten : - Any phone socket ? .Shang-chan> Trunks : - Yeah, yeah .Shang-chan> "Beeep ... Beeep ... Beeep ... " .Kaos> haj .Shang-chan> haj? .Kaos> I'm starting to fall asleep guys .Kaos> Gonna call it a night .Shang-chan> slap yourself, then! KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! > .Hawk falls over again .Shang-chan> :,( > .Kaos slaps himself and knocks him out unconscious > .Hawk slaps Kaos > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos .Kaos> ack! > .Hawk slaps Kaos again .Kaos> urk! .Hawk> heh /action slaps Kaos > KWOKINATOR slaps Kaos .Kaos> Okay okay!! .Kaos> I'll stay!! > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos .Kaos> ^_^; > .Hawk slaps Kaos once again KWOKINATOR> heh .Hawk> snap outta it .Kaos> you can- ack! /action slaps Kaos again > KWOKINATOR slaps Kaos again .Kaos> stop! > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos to keep him in good health > .Hawk slaps Kaos one more time .Kaos> Thank- urk! .Hawk> slaps fest! .Kaos> you- ack! /action slaps Kaos once more for good measure > KWOKINATOR slaps Kaos once more for good measure > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos just to stay in the Flow .Kaos> I'm so glad you guys are worried about me... > .Hawk slaps Kaos just on basic principle > .Shi turns things around and kicks Hawk's ass .Kaos> ... /action slaps Kaos once more. Always once more > KWOKINATOR slaps Kaos once more. Always once more .Hawk> ... > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos with a happy smile .Hawk> that was unexpected > .Kaos screams and runs off /name Steph .Shi> Indeed. /action slaps Kaos > .Steph slaps Kaos > .Shang-chan glues Kaos'feet on the floor > .Hawk runs after Kaos slapping th back of his head /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> ... > .Kaos stares at Steph, blinking > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos who can't move > .Hawk trips over Kaos > .Kaos laughs insanely /action jabs Kaos' staring eyes > KWOKINATOR jabs Kaos' staring eyes .Kaos> bwahahahahahahaha!!!! .Shang-chan> oops... we slapped too strrong perhaps... KWOKINATOR> Or too many times > .Hawk pokes Kaos' eye with a non boomerang .Kaos> I'm a little tea pot... > .Shang-chan bashes Kaos with a PIKACHU .Neko SunLord> - signed off - /name Evil Saturn .Kaos> SHORT and STOUT!! .Evil Saturn> Did someone say tea? .Evil Saturn> Don't forget my lard! /name KWOKINATOR .Hawk> er.. .Kaos> Here is my HANDLE, here is my SPOUT!! > .Hawk keeps poking Kaos' eye .Kaos> bwahahahahahahaha!! .Shang-chan> How many does he have? OO; /name Steph .Hawk> it's a squishy /action slaps Kaos again and again and again and again > .Steph slaps Kaos again and again and again and again .Hawk> er.. all > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos for good measure .Steph> Wake up, Kay! /name KWOKINATOR > .Hawk steps on Kaos' foot > .Kaos laughs as he is slapped and stepped on > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos "for his own good" /action borrows Mallet-sama and whacks Kaos on the head > KWOKINATOR borrows Mallet-sama and whacks Kaos on the head .Kaos> The colors Duke, the COLORS!! > .Hawk hits Kaos with a P.O.D. .Shang-chan> brb... > .Shang-chan uses WATER PUMP towards Kaos .Shi> I'm a little teapot.. /name Tux-boy /action shoves roses up Kaos' ass repeatedly > .Tux-boy shoves roses up Kaos' ass repeatedly /name KWOKINATOR > .Kaos grabs the P.O.D. hugging it .Shi> Wait.. no I'm not. I'm the bloody avatar of Death. .Kaos> Ooohh... soft pillow... .Hawk> Hey! .Hawk> Utena gave me that! > .Hawk grabs the pillow back .Hawk> punk! > .Kaos rolls over, curling up with the pillow > .Shi eats the P.O.D. > .Vegeta frowns and slaps Kaos .Kaos> Mmm... smell sugary... KWOKINATOR> ... /name Ranma .Shi> Yum. Like a marshmallow. > .Kaos continues gripping the pillow > .Hawk punches Shi in the gut making him spit the P.O.D. out then returns it to it's original place .Ranma> Kaschuu Tenshin Amiguriken SLAP! > .Shang-chan starts eating the pillow from the other side .Kaos> Pillow... mine! g' away! /name KWOKINATOR > .E.T. makes a GUEST APPEARANCE > .Shi eats Kaos /action shoves one of Steph's cookies in Kaos' mouth > KWOKINATOR shoves one of Steph's cookies in Kaos' mouth KWOKINATOR> heh > .Hawk steps on E.T. .Hawk> oops .Shi> Tastes like Slice. .Hawk> didn't see you there > .E.T. eats Shi .Kaos> Mmphhh... mmmphhh!!! > .Hawk backs away from E.T. > .Shi eats E.T. from the inside > .Shang-chan keeps on eating the pillow .Hawk> you guys should start chewing more > .Hawk hides his P.O.D. /action slaps Shang-chan on the back of the head to make her spit out the pillow > KWOKINATOR slaps Shang-chan on the back of the head to make her spit out the pillow > .Kaos tackles Kwok and starts gnawing on his arm > .Shang-chan spits the pillow on Kwok > .Shi the room .Shi> Oops. .Hawk> t .Hawk> shit the room > .Shi eats the room /action positions himself so that Shang-chan spits the pillow on Kaos > KWOKINATOR positions himself so that Shang-chan spits the pillow on Kaos .Hawk> hahah > .Kaos grabs the pillow and runs off /action raises the roof > KWOKINATOR raises the roof .Kaos> bwahahahahaha!! > .Shang-chan runs after Kaos with a hammer > .Hawk trips Kaos .Kaos> Just you and me now pilsbourough boy!! > .Hawk grabs his pillow and hides it /action runs after Shang-chan with a Pikachu > KWOKINATOR runs after Shang-chan with a Pikachu > .Kaos rolls back to his feet, never stopping .Hawk> little punk.... > .Vegeta runs after Kwok with a MIRAI-TRUNKS .Shang-chan> hey! ;) We hadn' heard about him for long... ;p /action kicks the DiCaprio wannabe away > KWOKINATOR kicks the DiCaprio wannabe away .Hawk> heh > .Shi eats Trunks in the past. Mirai-Trunks no longer exists. > .Shang-chan keeps on running after Kaos KWOKINATOR> heh /name True Thunder > .Shang-chan congrats Shi for having released the universe of the awfull useless version of Trunks :) .Shang-chan> Chibi-Trunks sucks! .Kaos> gah, I cant stay awake anymore /name KWOKINATOR .Kaos> Slapping is uselesss > .Shang-chan kicks the lil monster away .Kaos> Gonna git the sack KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Kaos> Hopefully somebody's on tommorow morning or something .Kaos> later guys > .Shang-chan kicks Kaos to keep him awake /action slaps Kaos just one more time before he leaves > KWOKINATOR slaps Kaos just one more time before he leaves > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos > .Kaos grabs Steph and disappears in a dramatic flash of light and Slice Labels ** NEKORURI just joined "Fanfics" (6 members now) ** .SunLord> ... KWOKINATOR> wb .Kaos> - signed off - > .Shang-chan slaps Kaos "ouch, my hand hurt..." .Shang-chan> :< KWOKINATOR> Stop slapping then .SunLord> Whats mousses martial arts called? .Shang-chan> yeah, got the wall KWOKINATOR> Hidden Weapons .Shang-chan> wb KWOKINATOR> Some fics also make him learn the Unseen Light _^^ KWOKINATOR> ^_^ /action screams > KWOKINATOR screams /action hits Hawk > KWOKINATOR hits Hawk KWOKINATOR> Wake up! /action hits Neko > KWOKINATOR hits Neko KWOKINATOR> Wake up! .Shang-chan> does CW likes Goten too? :) KWOKINATOR> No one hates the Sons as much as you do ^_^ .Shang-chan> I don' hate them... I tease them... ^_^ I hate Cell! :-> I want to make his life a hell! :) .SunLord> hehe KWOKINATOR> Nothing wrong with Cell .Shang-chan> so if CW likes Goten, I'm going to post something that' gonna piss him off ;P KWOKINATOR> After all, if it weren't for him, Krillan would never have gotten married ^_^ .Shang-chan> Nothing wrong with Cell? OO; That bastard killed... well... you know... ^^; .SunLord> Chaotic Dragon School of Martial Arts: Is a combination of the Saotome School of Anything Goes, The Hibiki School and the Nekoken with several other minor schools. .SunLord> It focus on being unpredictable yet strong and deadly .SunLord> Silent Dragon School of Martial Arts: Is a combination of Amazon Fu, Hidden Weapons, and with a little of The Marital Art School of Unseen Light .SunLord> It focuses on being fast and quite yet it isnt meant to kill only to disable. .Shang-chan> #18 already kissed him way before Cell appeard... KWOKINATOR> Yeah, but that was one-sided KWOKINATOR> Without Krillan making that wish for #18, they'd never have gotten hitched .Shi> Dirty Fighting dojinshi. .SunLord> Kwok go on icq .SunLord> Shi.... .Shang-chan> why not? It already start like that in DB ;) (you want someone? Start pissing the hell outa him/her ;p ) .Hawk> wow, i didn't even know iw as still in here .Shang-chan> Done! ;P .SunLord> Hey Hawk .Shang-chan> CW will be beserk ;ppp .SunLord> Whats you email addy i want to mail you my character :P .SunLord> before i post it .SunLord> hello? > .Shang-chan waves at Sunlord .Hawk> yes... .Hawk> sorry tired .SunLord> email addy please :P .Hawk> Hawk49er@msn.com > .Hawk falls over /action kicks Hawk > KWOKINATOR kicks Hawk > .Hawk yawns on the floor ignoring Kwok .Hawk> not very nice Kwok .Hawk> look, i'm outta here .Hawk> i got shit to do tomorrow .Hawk> and i need sleep ta do it, so, ja ne to anyone that's alive KWOKINATOR> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KWOKINATOR> See ya! .Hawk> cya .Hawk> everyone's dead .Hawk> ^_^; .Shang-chan> cya Hawk :,) .SunLord> hrhr .SunLord> Hawk just emailed it > .Hawk walks for the exit but falls over dead before he can reach it .Hawk> - signed off - .SunLord> keke KWOKINATOR> So... KWOKINATOR> How 'bout that co-author bit? ^_^ /action yawns > KWOKINATOR yawns KWOKINATOR> Need sleep... KWOKINATOR> Test tomorrow. Still gotta study .SunLord> hehe .Shang-chan> Ooh, I' evil... :) .SunLord> hmm well .Shang-chan> Go and check the foum, you'll see ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I know, Shang-chan... :P .Shang-chan> foRum .SunLord> eh? KWOKINATOR> I'll check tomorrow. .Shang-chan> not foum, foRum KWOKINATOR> Right now I need to go sleep and wake up then study .Shang-chan> you won't be able to sleep because of the INTENSE SUSPENS ;p .Shang-chan> you study all the time... :( KWOKINATOR> Test tomorrow and I already skipped the last three days so I have to wake up and study KWOKINATOR> I study all the time? Since when? .Shang-chan> GOOD LUCK (break a leg, or whatever you say in CAnada) ^_^ KWOKINATOR> Last time I really studied was in grade 6... .Shang-chan> LOL ;p KWOKINATOR> right now I'm just being a lazy asshole ^_^ .SunLord> keke KWOKINATOR> That's my specialty ^_^ .SunLord> hrmm .SunLord> thinks about the co author job .Shang-chan> ;p KWOKINATOR> I'm a Grandmaster in the Martial Arts of Procrastination ^_^ .Shang-chan> brb... Kwok, if you leave before I come back... well... good luck for your exam :) KWOKINATOR> I'll probably be leaving very soon .Shi> I think I might go.. KWOKINATOR> I might go too KWOKINATOR> Sleep an' all .Shi> I need to play some FF9... KWOKINATOR> Trying but failing to keep yourself awake during a test is not a good thing KWOKINATOR> See ya Shi .Shi> Ja. .Shi> - signed off - .SunLord> hrmm KWOKINATOR> What? .SunLord> man i need to finish chapter 1 KWOKINATOR> Finish it! ^_^ KWOKINATOR> I'm gonna turn in .SunLord> night KWOKINATOR> if I stay awake anymore I'm not gonna be able to go into REM sleep and I'll feel terrible with no energy to study tomorrow /name KW-Sleep .SunLord> hhehe .KW-Sleep> See ya! .KW-Sleep> zzz... ** E57S just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** E57S> - signed off - ** E57S just joined "Fanfics" (4 members now) ** E57S> only a part E57S> hi ol E57S> ware r u from ? E57S> i am from israel E57S> halo .SC-work-back@1pm> hello ;) E57S> sunlord do u heer mi ? .Shanga-chan> He' prolly sleeping... E57S> - signed off - .Shanga-chan> very nice... I'll remember of that guy... >:-/ .SunLord> ... > .SunLord pokes shanga-chan > .SC-work-back@1pm slaps Sunlord .SunLord> ?? .Shanga-chan> zzzzzzz .Shanga-chan> :) .Shanga-chan> %) .Shanga-chan> 8) .Shanga-chan> |-) zzzzzzzz.... .Shanga-chan> Robocop | |-I .Shanga-chan> Elvis P:-) .Shanga-chan> Vegeta >:-> .Shanga-chan> Vegeta, dead >X-I .SunLord> ........ .KW-Sleep> - signed off - (Logging turned off)