Muh... Okay this is our movie.. as youve figured and stuff.. and yeah I'm in pain so i must leave now.. love hides
cyb can die!!! urrr it's brina i am just typing out some of our movie must be off love muchly... brina
(Note: Brina and Bob are the same character, as iz heidi and dave) Scene 1- Some weird Boganish Place
(Brina pulls up on rocking horse and heidi climbs out of a dumpster, Blues Brothers set up)
Heidi: you got it?
(Brina nods)
Brina:yes
(Brina pulls out backgammon and they start playing)
(Blues Brothers music stops)
(Camera swings to mat sitting down swings back and Millers standing there)
Miller: All of our cosmetics are tax deductable
(heidi walks over)
Heidi:Hey Sammmm!
(Miller turns around)
Heidi:You give me all those cosmetics and I'll give you, ....say,
(Rumages around in garbage)
Heidi: This stick!
(Miller says Kung fu! grabs stick and does weird ass kung fu move and runs off with stick and cosmetics)
Brina: Come on Hides this place gives me the chillywiggers.
(Brina and heidi ride off on rocking horse)
Intro to scene 2
Narator: Something going down in the underground that Mr Switzniggle is up to something again, Sabrina and Heidi's mortal enemy hes always got a new plan. Lets go check it out.
Scene 2
(Switzniggles on the phone)
Switzniggle:LOOK!I've had enough already samantha!!!If you want Miller's Fashion Club to stay open you will get me some cheese!!
(He hangs up phone)
Switzniggle:Can rarely find any good camebert anymore.
Locky Follower No 1: Excuse me sir can we please get back to buisness?
Locky (Switzniggle): Why yes moving along
LockyF2:Well, um sir, your majesty, I was wondering, if, if...
Locky: Yes..
LockyF2:If I could have a raise...
Locky: WHAT?!
LockyF2:Raisin..if i could have a raisin!!
Locky: Why Yes go right ahead
(F2 gets up)
oh and ________
LockyF2:Yes?
Locky: Dont rip off just shoot me, please.
(F2 runs out)
Locky: Now would somebody PLEASE fet h me the royal cheese man?
LockyF1:Yes Sir
(Walks out then walks back in with James)
James:How can I be of service your majesty?
Locky:Go and Fetch me some cheese whiz boy
James:But, there are sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads!!
Locky: I have an idea
(Locky whispers in james ear)
James: But how do we get all the worlds top authority figures in one room
Locky:we shall have a good old fashioned hoe-down
(Cuts to yokels dancing, then cuts back)
James: yes sir Ill get on the invitations right away
SCENE 3 - Across town in a warehouse
Narator:In a secret warehouse where these guys spend most of their days chilling out maxing and relaxing all cool and doing CLASSIFIED top secret work.
(Bob and dave are sitting at a table, legs crossed, deep in thought)
(Dave stands up)
Dave: Ah! Noo....
(Shakes head)
(Bob does the same)
Bob: Ah noo...
(Dave does the same)
Dave: Oh! perhaps... noo...
(Shakes head)
(Bob stands up)
Bob: Maybe�no�
(Sits down)
(Dave takes off sunglasses and stands up)
Dave: Elementry dear Watson! You shall try the half double de-caffienated de caf with a twist of lemon.
Bob: But.. Dave I just want a cappicino.
Dave: No you will not have a cappicino.
Bob:But why?
Dave:It�s a long story
Bob: Please�do tell.
(Bob puts on Dave�s sunglasses)
Dave: It�s just too traumitizing.
(Dave breakdowns)
Bob: Just tell me Dagnabbit.
Dave: Ok�
(Sighs)
Dave: It happened one summer a long time ago..
(Camera cuts to show story)
Dave: I was just a youngin , enjoying my youth with my best friend Mike, otherwise known as, Michelangelo-Barry Reginold-Robert Delivera-Jones.
Bob: Woah, trippy
(Picture shows Dave and Mike throwing a frisbee)
Dave: We were just throwing a frisbee when suddenly..
Dave:(Cont.) A giant cappicino fell from the sky and hit Mike on the head.
(Dave starts crying)
Bob: He died?
Dave: Yup..
Brina: Hey Heidi?!
Heidi:Yeah,
Brina: Why have our names changed all of a sudden?
Heidi: I have no clue..
Heidi: (cont.) Oh and why have our names changed all of a sudden?
Brina: I don�t know�
(Both of them look up to the sky)
(X files music plays)
Brina: Hides?
(X files music cuts)
Hides: Yes?
Brina: Someone�s at the door.
Accomplis: Hey guys theres some like party at like Mr Switzniggles house with all the like top authority figures.
Bob:Dave?
(Dave looks uninterested)
Dave: Yes Bob?
Bob: How come we weren�t invited?
Dave: What are you talking about? I was invited.
(Bobs face falls)
Accomplis: No, I�m sorry Dave that invitation was for Dave the sheep.
(Sheep baa comes from nowhere)
Dave: (Getting angry) THE SHEEP? What's a sheep got that I don't?
Bob: Well he is rather funny and he does the cutest little thing with his ears and..
Dave: SHUT UP!
Bob: Eeep
Accomplis: I think you should like go to the like party and see what switznigglers up to
Dave: (Evily) Yes I think we will do just that. This is one party we'll have to crash.
(Dave picks up cheese and starts to eat)
(Bob drops lots of cups as he tries to juggle)
Dave: Bob you're hopeless go get a job
(Bob looks wistful
Bob: A job... Interesting
Scene 4 - Miller's Fashion Club
Narrator: Back in da town, Miller's up to no good, selling his cosmetics and terrorising the whole hood.
(Miller is on the phone)
Miller: Yes, Uh-uhmm, no, right, ah-ha, yep.
(Miller hangs up phone)
(Phone rings while Miller's putting on lipstick)
Miller: Miller's fashion club, we sell it you buy it, Samantha speaking.
(Miller looks happy)
Miller: A she-bang? Oh what fun! I'm there
(Miller looks pissed)
Miller: Ivan Ey? Yes I'm still going but you can bet that my frock'll be prettier than his.
(hangs up)
Miller: Oh yes we will see
Scene 5- Ivan's discount fashions
Patrick- My borther Ivans just cruisin round the shop, when the telephone rings and he's gotta stop.
(Ivan's sitting down casually)
(phone rings)
Ivan: Yo, Ivan's discounted Fashions we're rocking, you're rolling. Talk to me.
(changes phone to other ear)
Ivan: Yahuh, mmmhmmm, partay ey?? I'll be there
(weird look on face)
Ivan: What's this?! Samanthas going?! Man that chick gives me the creeps.
(hangs up)
Scene 6- A trash heap somewhere in the city
(mats sitting in the trash)
Mat: It's just you and me allistar
(shows allistar the bear sitting in trash)
(phone rings)
(Mat picks up a hot dog)
Mat: Mat's dumpster you rake 'em we bake 'em
Mat: What's this? Party?!
(covers phone)
(says to allistar)
Mat: Allistar, you've been invited to some partay
(Puts phone back to ear)
Mat: No, no, no, whatever, hmmm no
(angry look)
Mat: Look! I dont care if i'm not going!!
(satisfying look)
Mat: Ohh, so Ivans going eyyy..... well in that case
Mat: Did i hear old fashioned hoe down??
(cuts to yokels dancing)
Mat: Fine, bye.
(throws hot dog away and cat schreeches and runs off)
Mat: Anyhoo, where were we? Oh yes thats right i was saying it's just you and me allistar, just you and me...
(Pats allistar on the head)
Scene 7 - Brina general house area and bus
(Dave is sitting in lounge)
Bob: Dave, i've decided to become a
(bursts through door)
Bob: Detective
(dave sighs)
Dave: Bob, i mean something serious
bob: Oh i am, serious
Some weird person sitting on couch: Let him have his fun
dave: And exactly who are you?!
Bonnie: I must leave now
(bonnie jumps out window)
Bob: Ey, lets go drop in on Ivan
Dave Lets go drop in on good ol' miller
Bob: Sounds like a plan.
Dave: But will it work
Bob: That question has aroused my mind
(Bob scratches chin)
(spooky sound)
Bonnie: Hey you guys, why are you names..... changing?
Dave and bob: Us?!
Bonnie: Yeah you two punks
Dave: Who are you?
Bob: And what do you eat?
Bonnie: I must leave now
(bonnie jumps out window)
(dave and bob shrug)
(dave and bob are walking to bus stop and bus comes just as they get there)
Dave (cheerfully):Well isn't that convienent
Bob (dectectivly): A little too convienent
(they get on and bob glares at bus driver)
Bob:Don't think i'm not hot on your trail, i know what you're up to and i wont stand for it
(bob falls over)
see?
(badobomtiss)
(shows that guy on the drums)
Dave: get up bob
Bob: (to the bus driver) Oh i'm watching you
Dave: (to driver) Sorry for the inconvenience
(smiles)
Scene 8- Civicness
(brina and heidi hop off bus)
Bob: Oh yes (to bus driver)
Dave: Well i'll just be heading off to Millers i'll meet you at subway in half an hour
(bobs pulls dave against a wall)
Bob: Shhh even the walls have ears
Dave: No they dont, and besides if they do why did you pull me CLOSER to one?
(bob runs off and dave shrugs)
Dave (says to self): Man i need to get that dude some medication he has to learn to chill out
(dave walks away)
Scene 8- Millers Fashion club/ Ivans discounted fashions
(Miller is Flipping though the clothes on the racks)
Miller: No, No, no! This just will not do.
(heidi walks in)
Heidi: Miller! My woman
(miller looks frustated
Miller: You going to the big she-bang at M swiznnigles hoe-down hotel?
Heidi: Did i hear of an old fashioned hoedown?!
(yokels stats dancing)
Heidi: I shall see you there.... but first what frock have you got for this occasion?!
Narator: While millers talking to heidi and preparing his frock ivans talking to brina and checking his stock.
(Ivans Discounted Fashions, Ivans sitting down when bob walks in)
Ivan: Urr....
(Ivan has puzzled look on face as bob shows her detective costume off)
Bob: Do you like it? I'm a detective!
(Ivan picks up subway sandwich)
Ivan: yeah, very cool bob, like you
(sarcastic tone)
(Bob races over and snatches sandwich from ivan and stomps on it)
Bob: No! You must not, it, it could be poisoned!!
(spooky sound)
Ivan: Uahuh!! You ruined my subway sandwich bob!!
Bob: Which reminds me i havta fly... to subway that is..
Ivan: I'll be coming
(ivan and bob walk out of shop)
Scene 9 -Subway- it's the way a sandwich should be.
Patrick- Yo Yo Yo this is rap of how they meet yo yo yo (scratches the turntable) Take it to the fridge cranky
(dave walks over to subway followed by miller)
(Bob darts in and out behind trees with a giant sunhat on)
(walks over to dave and samantha casually)
Dave: What the hell is with the hat bob?
Bob: It is so they can't hear my thoughts
Dave: Look bob, there is no "theey" they cant hea you thoughts and they dont control the bus system!!!
Bob: Oh really??
Dave:Yes
Bob: Then why do you say "they" don't control the bus system... how can the not do something if they don't exsist
Dave: You are an idiot
Bob: I dont think i like your attitude
dave: I don't think i like your face
(Bob gasps and pulls sunhat over face)
(ivan walks over)
Ivan: Why hello there samantha
Sam: Hows it going ivan?
Ivan: so, i heard your going to Mr Swizzniggles gathering?
Sam: Yes i am, and my frock will be prettier than yours
(looks stuck up and still stands up)
Sam: Your supposed to walk away
Ivan: No your supposed to walk away
Sam: No you are! Ivan: No you sam: You! Ivan: You! Sam: YOU!! Ivan: YOU!! Sam: YOU!! (rae walks over looking executive like)
Rae: Ladies ladies please
(does little hand action thing)
Rae: I'll walk away
(rae walks away)
(Everyone looks at each other weirdly)
(weird buzzing noise)
Bob: Everybody get down!
(Bob jumps up and pulls everyone down with him)
Dave: Bob we look stupid
Bob: shhh they might hear you
(dave gets up)
Dave: THERE IS NO THEY!!
Sam: My clothes are getting dirty
(gets up and brushes herself off)
Toodles
(walks off)
(in the meantime bob and dave have been fighting)
Bob: I think i should know, i am the detective here
Dave: YOU'RE NOT A DETECTIVE TAKE OFF THAT STUPID SUNHAT AND GET YOUR SUIT BACK ON!
Bob: FINE! (walks over to a bench and starts talking to a pigeon)
Look buddy it's been swell but i hate to go. Being an undercover agent has been messing with my insignificant mind.
(dave walks over to bob and pats him on the head)
Dave: It's okay bob theres other occupations out there
(x-files music plays)
Bob: we have no time to spare
(they look at subway)
Bob: Come, Dave let us adjorn ourselves to the nearest table and overlook this establishments bodifare.
(they walk off)
Scene 9 - Mr Swizzniggles Mansion
Patrick- I'm not a real rapper and i dont like to rap, so i'll pretend i can and say lots of *beep*
(someone pats pat, hehehe, on the shoulder)
Someone: No swearing in the movie please!
Dave: Awww why not?
Bob: Dave dont be difficult
Pat: Can we get back to the movie, it's just getting groovie
Someone&b&d: Sorry
Bonnie: Ey, let them have their fun
Pat, someone B &D: WHO ARE YOU?!
Bonnie: I must leave now
-Back at swizniggles mnasion
Locky: Fetch the royal cheeseman
(shouts to n-one in paticular, whilst he is sitting down with a block of cheese next to him)
(James runs in)
James: You called?!
Locky: Yes! There is something wrong with this cheese!
James: I cant see anything wrong with it
Locky: Nothing wrong? NOTHING WRONG? It's wearing a flippin Mexican Hat!!
James: Oh that, well you wanted more stylish cheese didn't you?! I thought it would make it look more stylish..
(Moves hands aound alot)
James: You like it no? On no, he doesn't like it
Locky: No it shall do
James: Personally, i think it makes it look more feminine
Locky: Yes, i shall name it Harry! Muahaha!
(evilly laughs for a few minutes)
James: Maybe i should change it
(James reaches for cheese)
(locky slams his hand on top of james hand)
Locky: No leave harry.. i mean the cheese
(takes a bite of cheese and spits it out)
ARGH GET ME DIFFERENT CHEESE!!
James: Yes sit
(starts to walk off)
Locky: Oh and james
(james turns around)
Make sure it comes from mexico
(half an hour later)
James: Here you go sir
(locky looks at packet)
Locky: This is not FROM MEXICO!!
James: well all i did was get osme cheese from cooma and put on a mexican hat! That's all i can do! THEY DONT HAVE CHEESE IN MEXICO!!
Locky: My patyies Ruined!! My parties ruined!!
Scene 10- A dwelling somewhere
Pat: Yo, may had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow and everywhere to go breakdown!
(daves sitting down readin an upsidedown book)
Bob: Dave i've decided to become..
Dave: Oh let me guess, an interior designer..
Bob: Well actually no, I've decided to become a...
Dave: I know, i know a donut maker because you like making donuts, you know
Bob: err...
Dave: Bob we dont have anything to make donuts with, I'm sorry and all but you know how it is and plus
Bob: I've decided to become an extra-terristrial!!
Dave: Pfft! An alien?
Bob: NO!
(bob laughs as if this is the stupidest thing he's ever heard)
An extra terrestrial, alien doesn't sound sophisticated
Dave: Bob do you even know what that means?
Bob: Yes...
(dave shakes head, sighs at bob and walks away)
Bob: What? No seriously, what?
(dave sighs and walks out of kitchen with a block of cheese)
Dave: Bob, what do you know about being an alien?
Bob: Exta terrestrial
Dave: Whatever, you have to get advice from an expert, such as myself.
(dave says it and looks proud)
Bob: You were an extra terrestrial dave?!
Dave: Ahhh yes, back in nam...
Bob: I think you have the wrong story.
Dave: Oh yes, we were talking about aliens that's ight, well me and my bestest pal Mulder, Fox mulder, Wes did the alien rap.
Bob: Dave?
Dave: Yes Bob?
Bob: You went to nam?
Dave: Yeah.
Dave the sheep: Baa!
Dave: GOD DAMMIT! You just have to rub it in, Just coz you're the hot shot guy who gets the invitation!!
(Dave shouts at sheep)
Dave the sheep: Baa!
Dave: Oh, that's right
(dave looks evilly at the sheep)
Bob: Dave! Focus on the issue at hand please, what do you think?
Dave: Bob you can't just "become" an alien
Bob: Extra-terrestrial
Dave: You're born one just like dave is a sheep
(turns to dave)
Oh that's right bucko a sheep THAT'S all you'll ever be a good fro nothing sheep. The sheep isn't better than me
Bob: I wish you wouldn't call dave the sheep
Dave: HE'S NOT DAVE I'M DAVE HE'S A FLINGING SHEEP
Bob:Soooooooo..... why can't i be an extra terristrial?
Dave: You just cant alright? ALRIGHT??
Bob: I don't need this
(runs into cupboard and shuts door)
Dave (knocking on door): Bob look dont be angry it's just not possible
Bob (makings beeping noises): Sorry can't here you i'm communicating with my alliances on planet xybotrox
Dave: Oh fine! Have it your way, but don't come running to me when they try to put you in a mental hospital for sticking a radar through a dogs head!!
Bob: (Makes beeping noises)
Dave: BLARGH!
(Throws arms in the air and walks off)
(dave sits down)
Dave: Man, sometimes i wish I'd never met the guy
Dave the sheep: Baaa!!
Dave: What are you looking at... Buddy
(Dave hears Bob's voice shouting from the cupboard)
Bob: Daaaaave!
(Lots of banging noises)
Bob: When was the last time we cleaned out this cupboard?
Dave: When was the first time we cleaned out this cupboard?
Bob: I found the perfect costumes for the party!!
(Bob walks in carrying a lot of junk and drops it on the ground)
Bob: I can be a mexican frog!
(Puts on mexican hat)
Dave: Bob, You look nothing like a frog
Bob: We'll see....
(Runs off and comes back in, Holding a frog)
(Squeezes the frog)
Frog: Hello dave, It's bob, see I do look like a frog!
Dave: Fine fine, you do look a little like a frog, Ok?
Bob: YAY!! I found a costume for you too...
(Bob hands Fave a set of fairy wings and a dress)
Dave: (starts walking our of the room)Gimme that! I'm not wearing some pansy costume..
(Grabs stuff and walks out of the room)
Dave's voice: I'm going to wear my suit
(Dave walks back into room wearing fairy stuff)
Bob urr....
(Dave sits down in chair and grabs TV remote)
Dave: Man, There's nothing good on tv these days
(Presses remote buttons)
Bob: urr Dave, I thought you said you weren't gonna wear anything pansy?
Dave: What? My Suit? Pansy? NEVER!! My suit will never go out of fashion...
Bob: Uhmm I hate to break it to you but...
(Dave turns up volume on TV)
Dave: (screaming) What?! I can't hear you!
Bob: That suits kinda..
Dave: Sorry! You'll have to talk to me later!
(Bob sighs and walks out of the room)
Bonnie: Ey Dave?
Dave: Yo!
Bonnie: Whys there so much cheese in this movie?
Dave: I dunno, I guess you could say it's a...cheesy movie.
*boom tish*
Bob: I don't get it Dave..
Dave: Bob, You'll get it one day....Maybe....Not
Bonnie: I must leave now
(Jumps out of window)
Bob: Who is that anyway?
Dave: Bob we are equal in the end. Does it really matter just WHO it is?
Bob: YES! She's really annoying me.
(Dave looks at watch)
Dave: Look at the time, we gotta get ready in about 7 hours..
Bob: Mmm
(Bob chomps on some cheese)
Dave: Oh yes (Evilly to self) Tonight shall be spectacular, Quite, Spectacular.
Scene 11- Spitzniggles Places
Narrator: Last time we left switzniggles pad he was stressing out, let's see if anythings up, man these intro's are really getting bad.
Locky: James: Have you fully stocked up on cheese for the party?
James: Yes! Oh by the way some Samantha girl is at the door for some "secret business". So he says. So she says. So Whatever says.
Locky: Send the woman in!
(James opens the door, let's miller in and walks out)
Locky: What do you want? I'm a busy man.
Miller: Why I have come to dance! (twirls around)
Locky: Who?... Oh! you mean you've come for the hoe-down.
(Cuts to yokels dancing)
(Miller nods enthusiastically)
Locky: That doesnt start for another three hours..
Miller: Oh... So long muwhahahahahaha
*puff of smoke* (miller looks down)
Miller: Oh shited.
(Scuffles out door)
Locky: Tonight we shall take over the world and eat cheese!
James: But sir, About the cheese...
Locky: Zip it.
James: Buh..
LockyL Zip it.
(Continues with evil look on face)
Locky: Yes we shall take over the world and eat cheese, muwhahaha
(Cheese falls off shelf)
Locky: Oh Dang
Scene 12 - Mcdonalds drive thru
Narrator: Straight from the top of my dome, As I rock rock rock rock rock the microphone. Freestyler.
(bob and dave pull up at the drive thru in excallibur)
(Bob beeps the beeper)
Dave: Hmm, let's see what food shall we get?
(Looks at Bob questionally)
Bob: A happy meal!!!!
Dave: (Tries to look suave)Bob, Happy meals are so childish, Hence They are for children.
(Dave looks over to bob who happens to be playing with a doll)
Bob: Remember what?
Dave: Huh?
(They pull up at the window)
Dave: I'd like a happy meal and a box of those cool things...
Maccas Person: Oh You mean the childrens cookies?
Dave: Urr (blushes) No forget it, it's okay!
(Bob beeps the beeper)
Dave the sheep: Baa!
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
(beeper)
(baa)
(Dave's face crunches up)
Dave: WHY? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NECESSITY TO BEEP THE BEEPER EVERY TWO SECONDS
Bob: Beep!
Dave the sheep: Baa!
Dave: AND WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NECESSITY TO BAA EVERY TWO SECONDS?!!?!
Dave the sheep: baa!
(Dave takes food from maccas and drives off)
Dave: Grrr
Dave the sheep: Baa-aaa
Dave: RIGHT! (Pulls over)
(Dave steps out of the car and starts pacing back and forth)
Bob: Dave, dave, dave, dave, dave...
Dave: STOP SAYING MY NAME....ok?
Bob: But Da..
Dave: RIGHT! I DONT WANT TO HEAR ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU FOR THE REST OF THE CAR TRIP!
(cuts to dave and bob sitting in the car)
(dave looks out the window)
Dave: Bob the turn off is up ahead...
(No answer)
Dave: No, Seriously, bob, the turnoff is just up ahead...
(Bob just looks angry)
Dave: Bob you missed the turn..
(Bob keeps going)
Dave: Bob i said that you couldn't talk not that you couldn't listen...
Bob: beep
Dave: Bob you can't just shut me out..
Bob: Beeeeeep
Dave:Bob, you c
The Movie (that hasnt appeared yet) is copyright to sabrina and heidi GOD DAMN YOU!!! so dont even think of copying it ( we know you wouldnt tehehehe) GOD DAMN YOU!!! i have to say that a bit more... GOD DAMN YOU!!! hehe now i feel alright.
Also, this is not all there is to the movie, i get tired of typing ever day and every night like some child worker in calcutta alright? But because i am the ever-wonderful sabrina i will eventually type it all up
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