Biopoem Grade 8

Andrew

Athletic, intelligent, nice, sarcastic

Son of Allen and Lori Balser

Lover of football, turbans and cab drivers

Who feels joyful, annoying and bored

Who needs sports, family and friends

Who gives happiness, joy and kindness

Who fears Dylan’s dad, pedophiles and Krystal Lieu’s dad

          because he will chop my legs off

Who would like to see Australia, an NFL game and Africa

Resident of Edmonton

Balser