A Compendium of Useful Items (and some of the things Taeah pilfered)

The NEVER-WRONG Agenda
Ever needed to make note of an upcoming appointment, but forgot to write it down? Now, with the new NEVER-WRONG agenda, you'll never be caught with 5 minutes to get to the other side of town for that big meeting with your honey's parents dressed in woman's clothing and smelling like ale! Brought to you by Bill.

Concealer
Disguised and labelled as a noble lady's simple beauty cream, this product will have you well hidden while in plain sight. Brought to you by Bill.

...holy crap.