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| Taking Back the WhupStick |
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| Perseus, guided by the hand of Athena, with Medusa's head |
| WELCOME TO SPINBUSTERS Where the death knell rings merrily for the ideologically challenged Where thought is invited, not instilled Where money, power, privilege and protected status won�t get you off Where the Left and Right are treated with equal respect (zippo) Where pigs fly, towers tumble and hell freezes over |
| We at SPINBUSTERS are tickled as all getout to deliver to your home the real dope, lovingly wrapped in an electro-baggie, on sundry events of our bizarre, psychotic culture -- and on whatever else we damn well please. We pledge on both the Bible and the Goddess to stomp indiscriminately on all cultural dogma, including biblical and neo-pagan dogma. By the time we put up the Sacred WhupStick only dogpas will be left. We promise further to dance and make festive upon the trodden remains of the hypocrites that festoon our bamboozled land: to slaughter, to slice, to dice and to serve on binary toothpicks every Sacred Cow mooing in America. In this dark land where every act conceals a political, ideological or religious agenda, SPINBUSTERS plugs the void of the recently deposed godhead by scanning the cultural landfill, kicking ass, taking names, and publishing it all on the Web. SPINBUSTERS jackhammers the deathstone squatting over the crypt of American culture for the past four decades and, with every keystroke and not a little glee, snares the scumbugs as they scurry for cover, pinning them to your computer screen with all the geeky obsession of a high-school arachnophilic. Yes indeedy, at SPINBUSTERS you may vicariously wallow in the chronic bloodbath we vow to perpetrate on the forces of regression, unrighteousness and self-service that pretend -- usually at public expense -- to stand for progressiveness, patriotism and moral ascendency. Rest comfortable in your racks each night, caressing the unerring gnosis that the Fine Foozlers at SPINBUSTERS are masticating the poisons of modern American culture, stripping the bias with our sharp little teefs, and regurgitating -- stay with us now -- regurgitating hairballs of unspun gold. See, it wasn�t so bad. Watch out, some might get on ya! The Foozlers at SPINBUSTERS well know that in your schools, workplaces and livingrooms you are constrained from drawing the sword of honor and dealing an overdue thrashing to the vermin that pollute our institutions, culture and collective consciousness. Be therefore cheered that SPINBUSTERS wields the Sacred WhupStick in your stead and name, or even if you disclaim affinity. SPINBUSTERS carries you beneath the propaganda of the P-Brains � the Press, Politicians, Police, Principals, Preachers and assorted Poosies � to the dark heart of sinking America. Welcome to a world of information that has been stopped in its numbing rut of wormtongued doctoring and forced to release all Creation from the nightmare wheel of vested interest, petty power agendas, and jackbooted thuggery. Welcome to the site where you log-off recombobulated forever, where Pharaoh�s tired old Spin is arrested, hung like a pinata in the town square, and beaten with staffs -- even by the winos. The Foozlers at SPINBUSTERS greet you, weary traveller! Welcome to the CyberJubilee! There is fresh game everywhere! Let the Wild Hunt begin! -- the SPINBUSTER Foozlers |
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