FF7 vs. FF9

by tir-synni

 

My first comedy.  I couldn't help it.  This is pretty much based on conversations my friends and I have been sharing about this.  Cloud vs. Zidane, Quina, Dagger, Vivi (otherwise known as Pookie), Steiner, Eiko, Amarant, and Freya...oh yeah, and Kuja, too.  I hope you guys enjoy it.  Short and sweet!  Ha!  And I love both games, I really do, I just can't help this fic!

 

      Cloud stood before the group of FF9, his delicate face scrunched up in a determined frown.  Zidane and Kuja stood side-by-side, determined to fight for their game's honor.  The others stood behind them, proudly, ready to battle.   Cloud met their glares.

      No movement jarred the quiet tenseness.  A whisper of a breeze trickled by, stirring Cloud's blond spikes tenderly.  The soft sound threw the swordsman into action.

      "OMNISLASH!"

      "Hey, that isn't how you treat a--Ahh!"

      "Ugh!...worthy...fighter..."

      "Eep!  Ahh!"

      "Itai!  No...eats!"

      "Ahh!  Sir...Fratley...fare..."

      "Scoundrel!  Ugh!"

      "Zidane, save me!  Ahh!"

      "Dagger!  Uhh!"

      "Hey, why are you saving the most for me!"

      "Because you look more feminine than I do!  Eat it!"

      "Agh!"

      His task done, Cloud sniffed and turned around, stalking off.  "Well, that wasn't too hard," he muttered to himself.  He held his sword at a distance as he walked, wondering how he was going to get the blood off.

      From a distance, Squall leaned against the tree, watching the scene.  "...."  Damn, that girl looked a lot like Rinoa.  I wonder if they're related....

 

 

Another author's note:  When I posted this on FF.net, a lot of people complained that about any could kill Cloud one hit.  Wrong.  If you play the game right, Cloud is invincible.  How?  Simple.  Three words:  Final Attack Materia.  Have a couple of those, master Knights of the Round and Phoenix/Life.  Your choice.  That way, you have two final attacks.  One will hurt the other dude, the other will revive you.  They can kill you as many times as they want, but you will always be revived.  Just try to master all of the aforementioned materia first.  Trust me:  Cloud is invincible.  Thank you.  :)