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Oi! Just what do you think you're doing making my merchandise perpendicular to reality! Can't you read the sign? Been smelling magic powders too much I reckon. Stupid wizard.
So you say you're looking for something that places people inside spheres of limited circumference but infinite diameter? Hmm.....I might have one of those out back, let me have a look. Meanwhile why don't you have a look at these:
Glove (W)
Damage: 15
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: n/a
Cost: 40 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 1 Strength point
Description: Forged in leather, this protects the hands whilst pounding your enemy to pieces.
Short Sword (W)
Damage: 30
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: n/a
Cost: 80 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 1 Strength point
Description: Although forged from some B-Grade Non-Dwarf-Made steel this sword is a cheap solution for all your adventuring needs.
Short Staff (M)
Damage: 20
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: n/a
Cost: 50 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 1 Magic point
Description: Made with the helping hands of wizards and mages, this staff is worthy to be used during a battle for any wizard.
Curved Scimitar of the Fanatic (M)
Damage: 40
Baggage: 3
Other Properties: +1 dexterity
Cost: 100 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 20 Magic
Description: Holy Jihad has never been easier to wage with this powerful blade which can slice through ten unbelievers before coming to a halt. Free Boeing 767 flying manual with every purchase.
Tarot Cards of Prophecy (Magic)
Damage: 50
Baggage: 2
Other Properties: Only increases L1M/L2M damage.
Cost: 150 gold
Requirements: 40 Magic, Wizard Only
Description: Stolen from an angry gypsy, these cards can be used to foretell the future. Ranging from The Fool to The Tower, the future holds many painful surprises. With enough precipience your enemies will soon be locked up in Rapunzel-grade towers or be annoyed by hordes of idiots. Call it future shock.
Wet Staff of Everlasting Rain (Magic)
Damage: 80
Baggage: 2
Other Properties: Only powers up Lightning.
Cost: 250 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 40 Magic
Description: Rumours say that this staff used to belong to the Priest King of Atlantis who sort of used it too much. Other rumours say it was the staff God used to cause the flood. Whatever its history.....remember to bring an umbrella.
Prophet's Staff of Prescience (Magic)
Damage: 100
Baggage: 3
Other Properties:
Cost: 350 Gold Pieces
Requirements: Knowledge of Armaggeddon, 50 magic, wizard only
Description: This staff, inscribed with 666, is said to have belonged to St. Damien of Wormwood. He is said to have predicted the Armageddon and invented the tricycle.
Torch of Heavenly Enlightenment (Magic)
Damage: 90
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: Only increases firebolt damage.
Cost: 300 Gold Pieces
Requirements: Being a Wizard, 40 Magic
Description: Literally bring light into the lives of the unenlightened. Watch them scream in pain as they reach enlightenment.
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