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You'll definately need a helmet. The whole point of being a knight is to be able to slam your visor down as you charge into battle. It also conveniently hides your ugly face as you rescue a young and fair maiden. And I just got a new shipment of helmets. Their owners rode into the sunset and sort of burned to death.
The following are in your size:
Rusty Helmet Of The Ancient Kings W-Attacks
Armor: 3
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: n/a
Cost: 15 Gold Pieces
Requirements: n/a
Description: This has been recovered from one of those creepy volcanic ash-covered cities. If you think some of the old magic still lingers I'd hate to disappoint you but all the mystic runes have rusted away along with the metal. Still, if you clean away some of the rust and polish it you might just look alright. Up until the point someone kills you anyway.
Viking Hat W-Attacks
Armor: 6
Baggage: 2
Other Properites: n/a
Cost: 30 Gold Pieces
Requirements: n/a
Description: Rape, loot and pillage your way through defenceless villages in this cool-looking helmet with authentic horns.
Mystic Spell Of Protection W-Attacks
Armor: 9
Baggage: 1
Other Properites: n/a
Cost: 70 Gold Pieces
Requirements: Knowledge of at least one L1M attack.
Description: This basic spell allows you to detach your head and store it in a safe place like a cupboard out of harm's way. Just make sure kids don't use it like a soccer ball or sell it to a factory where they make pencils out of it.
Veronica's Veil M-Attacks
Armor: 5
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: +1 dexterity for knights
and wizards.
Cost: 45 Gold Pieces
Requirements: n/a
Description: This veil is said to carry the
imprint of the face of Our Lord although some skeptics say these are
manufactured in an Asian sweatshop. These skeptics usually find themselves tied
to a stake and on fire. Possession of this holy artifact will also motivate all
Knights and Wizards to make a better job of crushing the opposition. With God on
your side you just can't lose....or can you?
King Lear's Crown M-Attacks
Armor: 8
Baggage: 1
Other Properties: Magic attacks do 2 more damage.
Cost: 60 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 1 strength point
Description: Oh the tragedy. He who beholds this depressing artifact is subject to the Shakespearean Attack, being assaulted with batteries of thous and forasmuches. The survivors are often seen using the word "responder" in every day conversation.
Glass Helmet M-Attacks
Armor: 12
Baggage 2
Other Properties: n/a
Cost: 80 Gold Pieces
Requirements: 1 strength point
Description: Although extremely brittle and therefore useless against normal weapons, this helmet reflects some harmful magic away from the wearer. It also looks very good on the mantlepiece.
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