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Your mascara is running. Just thought you'd like to know. And can I interest you in buying a Talisman Of The Obnoxious Org? I have fifty-seven left. No one seems to be buying any and I have wife and kids to support! Oh sure its a budget religion but who says its not as good as the more expensive brands? Okay, fine. Have it your way. I'll find you something evil and made from bleached bone but Org won't be happy.
The following items are guaranteed to suck away the last vestiges of your soul and turn you into a jibbering idiot. Thats why they're so popular.
Ring
Baggage: 1
Other Properties:
Requirements: n/a
Description: The rings are mysterious and inconstant, a puzzle wrapped in an enigma. Only after years of diligent study does a ringologist gain a glimpse into their properties. You won't find a ringologist here though. They are strange folk who hang around the wells of demon-infested towns and charge exorbitant fees based on supply, demand, foreign account deficit, the futures market, irregularities in the orbit of Venus and the quality of gherkins in Botswana.
Amulet
Baggage: 1
Other Properties:
Requirements: n/a
Description: There are only two ways to test the properties of amulets - destructive and non-destructive testing. Here we specialise in the former using hammers, boiling lava and acidic sneezes of weird monsters. If you actually want to be able to use the amulet afterwards I suggest you take it to that expensive place down the road.
The current cost of rings are: 500 gold
The current cost of amulets are: 500 gold
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