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So you're saying an underground bane with ex heads is destroying your mine again? Where x represents the time in seconds? And its impervious to weapons you say? Ate the last mage you hired too? Well, exponential monsters aren't really my line of work so I can't really help. Good luck.
Oh! You're not going off to die looking like that are you? Clean yourself up man. Add some accessories. Nice hand bag too. Here, try these on:
Ring
Baggage: 1
Other Properties:
Requirements: n/a
Description: The rings are mysterious and inconstant, a puzzle wrapped in an enigma. Only after years of diligent study does a ringologist gain a glimpse into their properties. You won't find a ringologist here though. They are strange folk who hang around the wells of demon-infested towns and charge exorbitant fees based on supply, demand, foreign account deficit, the futures market, irregularities in the orbit of Venus and the quality of gherkins in Botswana.
Amulet
Baggage: 1
Other Properties:
Requirements: n/a
Description: There are only two ways to test the properties of amulets - destructive and non-destructive testing. Here we specialise in the former using hammers, boiling lava and acidic sneezes of weird monsters. If you actually want to be able to use the amulet afterwards I suggest you take it to that expensive place down the road.
The current cost of rings are: 500 gold
The current cost of amulets are: 500 gold
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